AC Slater Is Somebody's Dad
Mario Lopez has slipped on his spandex leotard and is pirouetting all over Burbank while singing "See, I'm not gay!!!", because he is now a father! Mario tells his pimps at Extra that his girlfriend of the moment Courtney Mazza gave birth to a baby girl yesterday.
Unfortunately, Mario and Courtney didn't do the right thing by naming her Jessie Spano. Mario and Courtney gave their daughter a name that sounds like it fell directly out of Teresa Giudice's empty head. They named her Gia Francesca Lopez. This is what they had to say about becoming new parents:
"We are so overjoyed. What an amazing, wonderful and overwhelming experience to welcome our daughter into the world."
I hope little Gia Francesca is enjoying a few moments of peace in the baby tanning crib Mario custom ordered just for her, because he's going to wake her up at the break of dawn tomorrow with a blow horn.
Before Gia burps out her first goo goo ga ga, she's going to know how to do a stomach crunch. Before Gia figures out how to pick her own nose, she's going to know how to do a leg lift. Sorry, but no baby of Mario's is going to have pudgy ass legs and a fupa! The term "baby fat" not exist in Mario's world. Now start doing bicep curls with a Shake Weight Rattle, you lazy baby you!
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I dont think he is gay I just think he is extremely into himself
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I have the worst gaydar in the world, yet I've ALWAYS thought this guy was gay.
I hate the way when he poses for pics he always has his wet, slippery tongue hanging out a little.
I guess he thinks it's "sexy."
Meanwhile, he looks like he has Downs, and that's an insult to Downs people EVERYWHERE.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I wonder if he'll coo at another baby right before he brings this one home, too.
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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!
angel i, you mean like his own Human Centipede?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by kacky on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 6:16pm.
That woman looks like she was put together from parts of different magazine ads.
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Cha, hunny! You know Mario didn't have to use ads! He has access to the real thing!
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
ditto, sushi
Wait...is this the couple in Ted's blind where the gay accidentally gets the beard pregnant (more than he signed up for)?
Mario Lopez reminds me of those guys who knows they are handsome and think they are (1) smarter than everyone else and (2) have one solitary goal in life: to make everyone think they are THE nicest guys despite their obvious douchebaggery. Total phoney. Clooney strikes me as the same. "Look how gorgeous AND charming and fun I am. I'm just like every man only I really think I am better."
This guy will kiss her belly to the camera and then will probably control her with "lose the baby weight" comments.
I was a student of TV watching in the 80's/early 90's ....and the ONLY role I liked Mario Lopez was on was Nip/Tuck...but I LOVED that show (however cheesy it was)
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
don't dress like a hooker when you're preggers! come on
pregnant hookahs bad for business
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Submitted by kacky on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 6:16pm.
That woman looks like she was put together from parts of different magazine ads.
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Cha, hunny! You know Mario didn't have to use ads! He has access to the real thing!
hearts; Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 4:58pm.
Whatever happened to maternity clothes?? Why would you want to show off your fuck trophy like that?
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It's en vogue to show off your illegitimate bastard child in tight spandex clothing. Plus, points are deducted for "thinking" (hardy har har) in the same realm of the Guidices.
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"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
That woman looks like she was put together from parts of different magazine ads.
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
Gia Francesca is a cute name!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Whatever happened to maternity clothes?? Why would you want to show off your fuck trophy like that?
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Suck Yourself!
I have the perfect gift for his baby: a pair of baby dumb bells.
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Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
No kidding, Mario has the gay too? Oh when will this gay disease end? By the way, we haven't whispered and speculated if a hot guy was straight in a lohnng time, more like never. We need to do that sometime soon.
He's never seemed gay to me and I have a pretty good gay-dar. Didn't he cheat on Ali Landry when he was married to her for all of 2 weeks? We need to talk to THAT lady about a few things concerning Mario! I remember he broke her heart terribly. Gia will have an easy name to spell when she gets to Kindergarten! :)
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Oh please, even Merv Griffin had a kid.
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
Poor Gia Francesca - girl's going to hate wearing a tutu because Daddy's going to be teaching how to pirouette before she learns how to walk.
@ BJork You - dayum, Gia G. IS on her way to being her mother. She needs to start praying over her forehead to keep that hair line away as long as possible.
Slater a dad? BWWAAAAAAA. You can see it in her eyes; her eyes are saying "nah, for real, you are really dumb...!"
Cue Maury saying 'YOU are NOT the...." in 5...4...3...
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Mario might have the baby use bottles full water to use as weights!
See where his mouth is? That's as close as it's going to get to her hot box.
awwww! no.
btw, my doctor looks embarrassing like mario, and I'm pretty sure he's gay too. coinidink? I think not.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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(sigh) Mario... Mario.. Mario.. how many more times do we have to continue to have this conversation?..
It pains me to see an actor of your caliber, been working since childhood, an excellent turn playing Greg Louganis, now doing darksided mamby pamby bullshit like EXTRA!
get outta there!
why not fund and or exec produce some meaningful projects in Hwood that features Latinos in BELIEVABLE story lines and get past this mess your career has turned into to..
its so not you .. and if the poor guy is gay can you imagine the paranoia that surrounds his trysts?..
it seems like he cant relax or let go of the blow dried perfection that these infotainment shit shows are all about...
man up mario, show us what ya got..
DListed, the ONLY news you'll ever need.
Congrats, I guess, but I think MK is right about AC not tolerating any baby fat. I could see the poor girl developing an eating disorder by the time she's 2 :(
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
I really, really hate to say this about another guy, but I still have a hard time believing he's straight.
Her hair is kinda icky. Get that gurl some bobby pins, stat.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Looks like this chick has a busted ass face. I'm sure that is as good as he can do.
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Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 1:27pm.
$20 bucks says that somebody is AC Slaters mistress within six months...
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fiddy bucks says somebody is AC Slater's mister now.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Thanks to MK I too have a serious case of The Sixth Sense fever, meaning I SEE GAY PEOPLE. Before I didn't care if someone was into men or women, but now I'm questioning every celeb's motiv for public display of affection. I'm on it like Pavlov's dogs on a ringing bell.
You punctered my throat with your sharp fangs
You drank my blood along with my soul
I'm one of you now
I'll live in the night
Damned for all eternity
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Who are you calling silly cow?
$20 bucks says that somebody is AC Slaters mistress within six months...
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Shiitake happens...
Poor baby. Not only that as her father but if she's terribly unlucky, she'll have gotten her mother's jawline.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Isn't she the one he would not acknowledge he was seeing until she got the full Heidi from the Plastic Surgeon? He probably made her get the Too Posh to Push Special~Caesarian + Lipotuck
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 12:51pm.
Well unless she's carrying twins in her thighs, there's no excuse for those legs.
A little treadmill time would do her good. Just let the baby fall outta there at the third mile.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
He tries to convince people that he isn't a homo by getting a man knocked up?
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Let's hope Gia doesn't look like her daddy, because his genes on a woman are potentially NOT cute.
And the kids at school are gonna call her G-Ho.
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Gia Carangi was beautiful, and even dead, the coolest model ever. So why, oh why, are her namesakes so ugly. I hope Lopez's baby is cute, because here are the other Gias (except for Gia Carades, a pretty and good actress).
Gia Carangi: http://www.whosdatedwho.com/topic/7992/gia-carangi-cosmopolitan-magazine...
Gia Guidice: http://casadiseno.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/gia-giudice.jpg
(And for those of you thinking that for Gia Guidice, there's hope; no, she looks just like her mother. Here's a young Teresa, aka, Urko:
http://www.realitytea.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2010/08/YOUNGER-TERESA-...)
Gia ("You're Cut Off"): http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2010/07/cutnew.jpg
No "over the moon" comment?
i wonder if Mario has baby mama on the treadmill to get her figure back...i hear hes is very high maintenance...but arent all "de gays" like that..
she could be his surrogate!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
& lady looks like a dude, a pregnant dude with Mary Kay on speed dial.
eta: looks like Scott Baio 'round the jawline & wide ass grin area.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Alright. You do not name your baby Gia Francesca unless you want her to be a Real Housewife of New Jersey stripper, you do not have a baby with Mario Lopez expecting that it will make him marry or stay faithful to you, and you do not fuck the most generic brunette sluts alive or let them impregnate your fuck game if you are as hot, tan, muscley and dimply as the delicious MLopez. God I never thought I'd want to fuck somebody who hosts Miss Teen USA so bad. This piece of fuckmeat garbage is more toe-up than even Miss Doritos was, AC. Jesus Christ, kick this leftover chow-mein of a ho to the curb and deny, deny, deny that paternity until the end of time. Soooo hot.
aaawww! Congrats on another perfect attention-whoring photo op, douche bag!
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Aw! That's sweet. She's pretty enuff for him now!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti