Sunday, September 12th 2010

Busting Moves Instead Of Busting Heads

Somebody needs to take Naomi Campbell's temperature and make sure the thermometer reaches to its boiling point and explodes as usual, because she's been acting all sorts of NOT RIGHT lately.

First, Naomi called Teresa Giudice "a role model," and look at what she was doing at the Dolce & Gabbana store in NYC on Friday night! Naomi used her energy to pop her pussy instead of popping a bitch in the face. Naomi flipped her own wig instead of dragging one of her assistants by the hair down the hallway. Naomi stuck her ass out instead of sticking her nails into a bird's beak for singing too loud.

This is how it all ends...with Naomi actually having a drop of fun while dancing. When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening.....

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stake_spike's picture

I hate this bitch.

madam ex's picture

Her shoes are fabulous and so are the shorts, but why all the Naomi tees, I dont get it, who the fuck wants to wear her on their chests? D&G, disappointing me and thats a very rare occasion.

Erika_Leigh's picture

LMAO have u ever seen a bunch of skeletons on strings jiggling around. that is what this mess looks like. a line of skeleton puppets being yanked by a puppeteer who can't dance

letinstar's picture

brava for the wig staying in place despite all that hair whipping...
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islandgirl's picture

While I admit that I'd love to be able to walk like she does on the runway instead of tripping over my own feet, she can have the rest. I agree with Ricki Lake...

'Being a cunt to people is fun only if you really own the bitchery and revel in shitting on people.'

She's a pseudo-bitch. Whenever she gets called out on her shit (i.e., gets arrested), she's all apologetic, like these assholes you always see on COPS who get cuffed and thrown in the back seat. One minute they're all bad-ass, the next they're crying for their mothers.

I can't believe I just spent so much energy on this.

yolie's picture

Ugly bitch with ugly contacts.

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Texrocks's picture

All bitchiness aside Naomi is still one hot 40 year old. But who cares about her, where is her to die for Russian?

MzSassy's picture

She is outwardly quite pretty but such a ruthless cuntess that her inner personality negates any physical comeliness. This is one nefarious bitch with the heart of a pitiless cobra, down to the very essence of her being.

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 11:52am.
The blonde to the right of her in the main pic looks like a bitchy, undercover Reese Witherspoon

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I thought the same thing. Fuck, there are two ugly blondes with chins that rival Jay Leno pretending to be hot?

angel_i's picture

I wonder what kind of a beating blondie took for light snatching in this photo;p

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angel_i's picture

@rdeadline and MickeHolland

angel_i

It's the devil and daniel webber staring alec baldwin. I know because I was looking for the 1940's classic the devil and daniel webster and that film kept coming up.

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Yes and no! It IS Shorcut to Happiness as MickeyHolland stated...which is really just the Devil and Daniel Webster, yes? Is it tho? I think it's kinda different...besides the obvious tho...

Damn did JLove stink that movie up.

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 4:27pm.
Coke snot thumbnail 7. Yeah, she's clean from drugs for 4minutes. 4minutes is just like 4yrs in Naomi's world.
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Whoa, that is one frosty-looking booger.

ScarfnBarf's picture

Coke snot thumbnail 7. Yeah, she's clean from drugs for 4minutes. 4minutes is just like 4yrs in Naomi's world.

babybunny's picture

nasty on the outside and extremely nasty on the inside...she is not gorgeous not by miles cause her inner self is dark and evil and heartless and selfish...she is a cold ass bitch to the core...and like how the bald spot is showing when her fake hair flies up...I wish someone would really bitch slap this cunt...I am starting to hate her more than Parasite, KIm Whoretrashian, the Hillbilly Chipmunk Miley...all those skank ho's. and yes I be a hater, cause this is what these ho's deserve...hate and lots of it.

LaChaylo's picture

On the bright side, her wig glue is working miracles.

WTF?! Just stop. Everybody grinding, snatch out, on camera lately. I can't keep fking food down and shit.

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Submitted by lastdiva on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 1:04pm.
Is she wearing a shirt with a picture of HERSELF on it?? That's almost as stupid as getting a tattoo of your own name. Thankyouverymuch.
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I believe that's the Halloween costume she's planning to wear this year. She will be going as Herself. I used to wear something similar, only it had a picture of Astro Jetson on it, and it was a one-piece. It made a swishing noise as I ambled around the neighborhood with my humongous paper bag. If you study them carefully, the photos reveal two cut-out holes around her eyes. Wait 'til she removes that mask! Scaaaaary!

I never found her to be attractive. There's something gross about her to me.

rook's picture

I need to bathe in the same virgin blood as she does.

harveyprice's picture

Looks like a dancing tranny.

"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D

hamblettamaud's picture

Are they River Dancing in thumbnail 5?

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The best looking and sexiest 40 year old in the whole wide world. Go Naomi Go! Ye haters eat your hearts out.

Soupy's picture

I wish Ricki Lake would say what he really feels.

Rdeadline's picture

MickyHolland is correct on the film title! I should have googled before posting.

not shocked's picture

she keeps her lacefronts tight with Gorilla Glue, that shit is the bomb for fixing shoes.

chinlee3's picture

Hand cuffed, a ball gag in her mouth, wearing thigh high stiletto cement boots and diving into the Mediterranean sea......

Vern's picture

I know I'm in the minority, but, some days Ricci Lake makes me laugh and laugh, and some days he might as well be Naomi.

"Hail NO!" MK as god

ZiggyStardust's picture

Yikes, I just saw the face shot.

Bitch is looking pretty beat. Black people usually age pretty well, but I guess that all of of the white dick that Naomi has squatted over has finally taken its toll.

A black person's temper and a white woman's face. Poor bitch.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

lastdiva's picture

Is she wearing a shirt with a picture of HERSELF on it?? That's almost as stupid as getting a tattoo of your own name. Thankyouverymuch.

"...it's not called Flapping Noni..."

TheBreakdown's picture

Naomi is still gorgeous, even if she is a crazy, vapid, cell-phone throwing, alopecia-having, blizzard of straight up fuckery!

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ZiggyStardust's picture

Damn, she looks amazing.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

Possum's picture

So tired of this spoiled duckface.

MickeyHolland's picture

@angel_i

Would that be "Shortcut to Happiness" (2004)?

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ladystink's picture

Flipping tables, chasing bitches through country clubs, putting your name on ghost-written books, not paying for anything, and hiding money & diamonds. Yes, Theresa Go-f-ya-self would indeed be a role model for Naomi.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

*** punctures vein, co-signs Ricki Lake's trufax in blood ***


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Rdeadline's picture

angel_i

It's the devil and daniel webber staring alec baldwin. I know because I was looking for the 1940's classic the devil and daniel webster and that film kept coming up.

"She ain't pretty she just looks that way"

guest's picture

she should be in ciara's next vid for sure.

ricki lake's picture

Naomi sucks. Yeah, she's still hot even though she must be like, 45, but she is one fucking rancid bitch and has been her entire life. The sad reality is, black women age like they don't age, and this ho is going to be the next Iman, appearing to bathe in the blood of virgins and never aging a day. We will be hearing about her blood diamondy cocaine exploits for years. She's the lamest kind of ho that like, refuses to ever admit she's wrong or that she's anything other than perfectly sweet and gracious 24/7. Being a cunt to people is fun only if you really own the bitchery and revel in shitting on people. Naomi is one lame chavvy dump and I, for one, hope she dies in a fire. One caused by her airplane crashing into the Gulf oil spill. Oh but to watch this bow-legged harpy tarred in oil and set on fire in the middle of the ocean. I don't even want her to die, I just want her to be horribly disfigured beyond recognition as even a human being, and then pop some popcorn and laugh as I watch the doctors take the bandages off of her beastly charred hamburger face and Naomi breaks down at the sight of her pig self. She'll beg for death, and rather than give her the sleeping pills in my pocket or pull the plug just out of her reach, I will hand the funkly Rocky Dennis-faced sideshow she-creature a dull, rusty straight razor and bullet of PCP, and help her along to her inevitable snorty, stabby conclusion. The thought of her feverishly shaving her face off like a goddamn hunk of Gyro meat as I shout "TYRA IS THE WORLD'S #1 BLACK MODEL!!!" at her makes me hard. Eat a bowl of your skank-ass ho shit and die, you scrum-duggling cum cooze hooch. You are the ugliest fucking most heinous bitch alive.

El Bastardo's picture

Doing The Funky Chickenhead.

halojones's picture

NOne of these bitches can move in heels. And Naomi's moves in particular are aging her more than her face/body--that's some busted up WHAM! moves right there, memaw.

Detective_LaToya's picture

This bitch is a useless waste of oxygen.
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Fucking_Classy's picture

I saw this shit on tv. She can't dance to save her life.
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Twat Muffin's picture

I've hated this bitch ever since I heard she was sampling the kibbles & bits of the ever fine Robert DeNiro. Bitch is photogenic, but she's a horrible creature. Hopefully she'll mess with the wrong person one day and they'll take her out Tupac Shakur-style.

toni's picture

I cant help but laugh at her now, after seeing how bald she is from her need to have long fake hair. What a stupid twatter.

I think she was celebrating her 25th year of being a model. Quite a feat is you ask me. Too bad she's not a nice person but she can rip the runway (and other people's hair)like no other.

BEAT's picture

"Naomi flipped her own wig instead of dragging one of her assistants by the hair down the hallway."

Hahahahhahaa. Ok, that image is pretty hot.

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