Converse + Lucite = A New Kind Of Elegance
And just like that, Ciara has earned a prime spot in the Empress of Lucite's inner circle. Here's Ciara on the set of her new video showing us that even the most tomboy-ish of day shift strippers can reach the highest levels of elegance by super-gluing a raggedy Chuck Taylor (found wrapped around a telephone wire) to an exquisite lucite heel. This is some MacGyver meets Hookers at the Point shit done right!
Without the lucite, Ciara would look like any other wayward warehouse whore who will let you finger her culito for half a cigarette and a sip of your Bud. But with the lucite, Ciara looks like a royally refined lady who commands you to curtsy before her. Speaking of, study thumbnails #5 and 6 closely to learn the correct way to curtsy (more like "cuntsy").
Now slip on your own lucite heels and give these pictures the respect they deserve by cuntsying before them! Care Bear Stare them with your crotch!
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Why is she doing this? Her legs are delicious looking and loving the thrusting twat picture, but everything is beyond ridiculous. Very desperate.
but ciara. you had talent. you didn't need to turn into a stripper.
Aaliyah was sexy but she never came off desperate. I remember watching a making -of video for her once and she was such a tomboy, she hated wearing dresses and skirts. They finally coerced her into a sexy skirt with a slit, and you would have thought she was being tortured. It was pretty cute. She never had the best voice and she was never the best dancer. But for her age group, she was one of the few r/b artists in her peer group who wasn't doing corny r/b girl groups and sticking strictly to pop-r.b. She was a big nine inch nails fan and showed an interest in more industrial sounds. I liked her, I did think she was unique and more interesting than say Beyonce. Beyonce is plain Vegas.
i only like 2 ciara songs ("like a boy" and "oh", and the promise remix w/ weezy if u count that) but she needs to step her music game up. her leg game on the other hand is on point. damn i'm jealous. if my thighs and legs looked like that i'd never wear pants.
Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 11:44am.
I agree, even though in the beginning Ciara was kind of a replacement for Aaliyah in the Missy/Timbaland clique, Aaliyah's death put into motion things that should never had happen. Beyonce is one of them, of course then you have her "arriage" with Jay z, that wouldn't have happen, but then Damon Dash would have eventually married Aaliyah which would have changed Jay z's turn of events in collabing with Beyonce music wise, R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet probably would not have happend and he probably would be in jail then and also maybe the feud between Dame Dash and Jay Z then would have went a different course and we probably wouldn't have the monster known today as Kanye West!
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forget ToneUps...if wearing these shoes will firm up my legs and ass like Ciara's, then I'm gonna have to finagle me some.
this girl's body is beyond sick!
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
I HATED Aaliyah's "Rock The Boat" . what a stupid, tacky song.
"Are You That Somebody" and "more Than A Woman" are AWESOME songs.
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This whole thing is sad. SMDH@ this foolishness. And then I read this gold by JTR & the post was redeemed:
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 09/10/2010 - 7:58pm.
In the main pic she looks as if her vadge has gone out of control, solo, on the prowl leading her along and she's like "Down, girl!"
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 9:22am.
If only Beyond Tacky would fall overboard the next time she's on someone's yacht. Can't. Stand.Her.Pity Etta James didn't give Beyond Tacky an old school beat down before developing a bad case of old wonky brains. Dinah Washington bitch-slapped Etta around her dressing room after a performance,and therefore has earned the right to put a clueless puppy in her place.Jill Scott should have played Etta James in Cadillac Records.
Jennifer Hudson wouldn't be bad as a young Aretha Franklin.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 1:08pm.
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Isn't Cassie one of PDiddly's bitches and he's not letting her release records etc? According to one BI, he yanked her hair out hence that ridic hairdo.
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Beyonce cannot act, PERIOD. That ho can barely read. Halle Berry can at least portray some emotion to a degree. Jennifer Hudson and Whitney Houston, as well, both can project SOMETHING on screen. EVERY time I see Beyonce on screen, it just seems like she is reciting from memory. Which is to be commended, considering she is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but....
they may give Grammys for being able to read on cue...but not usually Oscars.
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Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:28pm.
J. Lo would be some bit b or c list latina actress.
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I thought she already was. It's her Ego that's A-list. :)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 2:28am.
Beyonce, who could not act her way out of a hair box,
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OMG, thank you! I was beginning to think that I was the only one in the world who thought that that girl was less exciting than cardboard in the acting dept. She was excructiating to watch in the Austin Powers movie and in Dreamgirls. She must have been PISSED when Jennifer Hudson got all the accolades. I wasn't that impressed with Jennifer's acting in SATC, but damn, girl can sing. And in singing she also slaps Beyonce down. Beeeyotch!
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In all fairness, I've only seen Queen of the Damned, and while the movie itself wasn't that great, I found her excruciating to watch. I don't watch that many movies, but judging by her acting in that movie, I wasn't impressed. On another note, I don't trust many reviews.
I'm not even comparing her to Beyonce in that aspect, or that their music even sounds alike, but that I imagine her getting too big for her britches after a few years, and allowing the business to influence her.
Maybe I've only heard her "hit" songs or not watched enough movies. Whatever, but I wasn't a fan, that's all I'm saying.
I think she was naturally pretty, but I'm not sure if I could call her classy. Then again, that's subjective and/or relative.
As far as her death is concerned, was it tragic? Yes. No-one deserves to die, especially in such a manner at *such* a young age, but I think most people can agree on that.
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Please. Aaliyah had only made a handful of movies before she died, but she had gotten decent to good reviews for those few and she had several lined up at the time of her death - Matrix Reloaded/Matrix Revolutions/Sparkle to name a few.
So to even put her in the same category as Beyonce, who could not act her way out of a hair box, is trite.
Plus, she already had a concrete image, her fan base was beyond "black" music, her sound was unique, and she had major backing on all the important platforms of entertainment: music - films - TV.
The only choice she had to make was how high she wanted to take her career, because she had everything in place to make it happen and I believe she would have.
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 09/12/2010 - 12:09am.
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OMG, I can't even imagine being as hot as Ciara and going down on Missy Elliott. If she's going to lezz it up with someone, let it be Alicia Keys.
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Ahem! But what about Rojo and Cynthia? Queen Latifah and her trainer? What about Wanda and her hottie?!
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Submitted by BeatABitchDown on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 2:01pm.
Hey does anybody know if Ciara and Missy were ever together? I heard that Missy wanted to get with her but Ciara didn't want to take it to that level. (Missy produced her and performed with her.)
Missy is my favorite rapper and she is so FOR SURE a lover of the ladies. The only talk shows I ever saw her on were Ellen and Rosie and she's like best friends with Queen Latifah.
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OMG, I can't even imagine being as hot as Ciara and going down on Missy Elliott. If she's going to lezz it up with someone, let it be Alicia Keys.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:47pm.
Maybe she would have been able to free black female music artists from only working in that typical R&B/rap/hip hop niche and managed to build a bridge between those genres by collaborating with a metal band. I bet that would have turned out so cool!
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That's already happened. There's many black artists that don't adhere to the standard of singing "black" music. Take Grace Jones for example, and more recently, Santogold.
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I would kill for those legs...
i thought her belt said "H.I.V" in big red bubble letters.
then again, i though that was MIA with a bigger butt, so what do it know?
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Sorry, but I wouldn't call Aaliyah "classy".
I think that had she been alive today, she'd be another Beyonce. Just another android.
Her acting wasn't very good either. In Queen of the Damned, she was deplorable. I couldn't wait for LeStat and Company to finish her off because her god-knows-what accent and overdramatic flailing and swaying was painful for me to watch. Yeah, yeah, her beauty and sexuality was her power to charm and control her prey, but her lines and her movements just looked awkward to me.
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Hey does anybody know if Ciara and Missy were ever together? I heard that Missy wanted to get with her but Ciara didn't want to take it to that level. (Missy produced her and performed with her.)
Missy is my favorite rapper and she is so FOR SURE a lover of the ladies. The only talk shows I ever saw her on were Ellen and Rosie and she's like best friends with Queen Latifah.
she would be an excellent stripper. Singing just isnt her forte
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:47pm.
Maybe she would have been able to free black female music artists from only working in that typical R&B/rap/hip hop niche and managed to build a bridge between those genres by collaborating with a metal band. I bet that would have turned out so cool!
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*dabs tear* They tried that! They tried so hard! Janet, TLC, Salt n Peppa - they all tried and FAILED! BOOOOHOOOO!!!!
You know - I'm pretty close to being able to tell you the exact day the Devil took over everything. I have it narrowed down, so far, to between 1993 and 1995.
I also realize all this time I'm kinda half talking about Cassie...whatever happened to her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2NKHWbXGg&feature=related
She can move too and she's hella purty...anyway that's why I called 1 2 step me&u
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:26pm.
I also think (hope) that Aaliyah wouldn't have fallen for the 'whore sells' thing and stayed classy. She seemed to have a totally different mindset, too. I remember that I was quite surprised when she mentioned in an interview that she loves to listen to NIN and metal in general. Maybe she would have been able to free black female music artists from only working in that typical R&B/rap/hip hop niche and managed to build a bridge between those genres by collaborating with a metal band. I bet that would have turned out so cool!
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I only know of this trick is because of the rumor that she was born with a tootsie roll of a penis.
I really don't think that Aaliya would have turned out like those other women. I don't think it was in her nature. She came across as a tombyish beauty who wanted to be sweet with a little street. Street meaning an urban edge to her music and not street like lil Kim.
Look at her video Rock The Boat. You see a naturally sexy Aaliyah and not the vulger over the top gyrations of Bouncey.
I've also wondered the same if the Tejano singer Selena hadn't died. Would we have the monster known today as J.Lo? Selena was literally on the edge of major crossover in a huge way. The whole nationwide search pr to find the actress to play Selena would make whoever got the part, get instant fame. Well we know how that turned out and we're stuck with her. If it weren't for that movie, J. Lo would be some bit b or c list latina actress.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 12:12pm.
I'm also wondering how Aaliyah would have turned out if she hadn't died?
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It's a terrible thing - but reading this thread made me think I'm glad we didn't find out. *sigh* So much wrongness in that sentiment but I know you know what I mean.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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I think Ciara should make herself famous (if she MUST be famous) as a choreographer or a trainer, which could include a lot of modelling....but I'm not sure if she can put moves together or just mimic them. I can't help but wonder if this girl is nothing but a fabulous puppet cuz she doesn't seem to be very creative. I can't decide if it's been SO stifled by society she can't get at it or she never had it to begin with and needs to just be somebody's muse. Which is ok too...but what she's doing now is just a waste of time - she ain't goin' nowhere wit dis act.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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I thought that child was getting into position for a pap smear, not "dancing".
LMFAO!!! Exactly! Why is it that those nasty pieces don't have any dignity? Girl, if you need a dick in your chocha so bad that you have to shove it in any face there is then by all means start working in your favorite brothrel near you and don't bother us with that sight anymore.
I'm also wondering how Aaliyah would have turned out if she hadn't died? Would she have followed suit and also became one of those trashy hos like Ciara, Rihanna, Beyonce, Gaga and whatever else there is or would she have managed to stay as classy as she was?
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whoever said if Aaliyah had not died we would not have the mess that hip hop is today...I say an AMEN to dat! Aaliyah's looks and music were above par for the monster called Beyonce...I think Aaliyah was by far the most attractive and unique looking singer out there...I still see her in that movie with Jet Li and am stunned by her beauty...she would have been ginormous if she didn't die...way bigger than Bouncy...but I agree Ciara's body is wicked, legs are amazing, should be modeling instead of doing the music thing...but I do love this freaky outfit nonetheless.
I agree, even though in the beginning Ciara was kind of a replacement for Aaliyah in the Missy/Timbaland clique, Aaliyah's death put into motion things that should never had happen. Beyonce is one of them, of course then you have her "arriage" with Jay z, that wouldn't have happen, but then Damon Dash would have eventually married Aaliyah which would have changed Jay z's turn of events in collabing with Beyonce music wise, R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet probably would not have happend and he probably would be in jail then and also maybe the feud between Dame Dash and Jay Z then would have went a different course and we probably wouldn't have the monster known today as Kanye West!
I thought that child was getting into position for a pap smear, not "dancing".
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those shoes are awesome. smithsonian bound fer sure.
mk u are so funny. u must get sick of hearing that but really u are. i hear and see people use ur material all the time. i know they got it from here. the other day harvey levin said an mk-ism. i forget what it was, but he did.
Ciara would be way bigger than what she is if she had a better team behind her.
But, she should leave behind the singing 'career' and do modeling. Her body is sick and those legs are to DIE FOR. She has an average, pretty face but so do most of the top models today. All look average, some even basic(giselle looks like a horse), but have rocking bodies and people that know how to market and sell them.
If she insist on having a bigger career, I suggest she get better people.
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Ciara needs to do something to keep her manliness in check...this girl was HOT when "Goodies" came out and now she's looking like something Eddie Murphy would be trolling the streets for.
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Now that IS some hideous $hit! Description = nail + head... superglue and all! But WHAT? No mention of the class-tastical 'FLY' fanny pack?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/11/2010 - 1:21am.
I've always said that if it wasn't for Aaliyah's death Beyaki would have never had a solo career. I never really appreciated A's music until she died.
Same thing with TLC. The garbage that's today's music makes you miss "old school" R&B so much more.
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I wouldn't challenge her to a limbo contest.
Oh I remember image #5. Thats the same position Missy Elliot gets greeted by Ciara.
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\\\ which lips?
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