Monday, September 6th 2010

Cacapaccio

Obviously drawing inspiration from ANTM's raw meat episode (Ty Ty will be claiming this cover as her idea in 3..2..), Lady Gaga bares her beef curtains on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan. Just throw some peppers, pico de gallo, onions and tomato on her ass and you've got yourself some fartjitas.

But seriously, bitch probably caught salmonella in the pussy, nipples and asshole for this mess. But Lady Caca will tell you that it's not HIGH EDGY ART unless you catch salmonella in the pussy.

Source: The Fame via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


madam ex's picture

I think her boobs are pretty awesome, no bolt ons and Im glad she didnt go that route. She's growing on me, kinda like a fungus...I got tickets for her Monster Ball concert in New Orleans for April 2011, hopefully because the opening act is supposed to be the Scissor Sisters who Im really going for, and my bestie lives out there, so killing a few birds with one airline ticket. I love watching her, not crazy about her music, but visually she's fun for me. If they do open for her, this will be one of the best concerts ever. Keeping paws, eyes and legs crossed that its not a rumor.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:59pm.

I don't find her boobs to be all that saggy, just normal for real breasts.
********************************

*whispers* thankyou:) *adjusts boobies* :)

♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

LisaRose's picture

Yes indeed... ANTM ripoff!! It wasn't good with them and it isn't good on GaGa either. Ick to the nth degree.

________________
I Love You More
________________

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:56am.

Senzafine's one of my favorite songs by them. It sounds so pretty and magical. I love the Italian language.

I'd have to say that I think that Italy has spawned some great artists. My favorite band, Opera IX, is also from Italy.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:34am.

Oh, it's cool. No offense taken. I can just appreciate that she's part of the reason I've just decided against busting my jaw open to perfectly correct my overbite. I've learned to embrace my problem.

I definitely can relate to being biased against a person that it's easier to pick them apart. I can't stand Christina Aguilera, hence why I think it's so noticeable to me that horrible plastic surgery, growing into herself awkwardly, and probably bad karma has taken its toll on her after several years.

On the other hand, I'm clearly not a fan of GaGa, but for some reason I really like the way she looks, big nose and all.

But yeah, I didn't mean to sound as defensive as I probably came across. I understand what you meant.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

julesinSD's picture

The Beatles already did this…in 1966 on the Yesterday & Today Album.

What an un-original Whore.

Bunny Rabbit's picture

I don't find her boobs to be all that saggy, just normal for real breasts. A great portion of the population has naturally saggier breasts, regardless of age, motherhood or what not, hers aren't really all that bad by any means. Maybe we're just so used to seeing firm bolt-ons on every other woman in this country that a little natural sag seems odd. (I can't believe I'm defending this trick)

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Goldigga on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 8:14am.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 3:56pm.
How can someone so young have such saggy boobs??????

It's odd for a young, childless woman to have boobs like this. I'd say she was a lot bigger in her teens or whatever and rapidly lost the weight (and still is).
****************************************

Bingo!

♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

eat.pray.vomit's picture

She looks like this guy I hated in high school, minus the flapjacks.

sofster101's picture

she needs to release some new songs. she's been riding on the same three or four for way too long.

I'm not a fan of Lady Gaga...but as far as making "pop" music I think she's OK. I mean I love me some Beatles music but come on...We All Live In A Yellow Subma-fucking-rine? It's no worse or better.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.

Goldigga's picture

I'm guessing she hired Terry Richardson for the shoot because she knew people would be up in arms about it. Bitch just cant get enough publicity, good or bad

Goldigga's picture

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 3:56pm.
How can someone so young have such saggy boobs??????

It's odd for a young, childless woman to have boobs like this. I'd say she was a lot bigger in her teens or whatever and rapidly lost the weight (and still is). That can make em sag. I loathe her as a person but just cant help but like some of her music...it kills me

Wow...it's so nice to meat you.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.

parkerj's picture

She needs to stop trying to be sexy.

Also, the meat bikini was done ages ago.

I think Lady Gaga's earlier dance songs were really fun, but she's been totally playing herself since. Everything she's been doing is making her look like a complete poser.

Poppus's picture

What would this trash bag know about edgy art?

Nite everyone!!!

The the only song whose title I know is Senzafine and Our Truth. There's another song I remember but i can only hum it I don't remember the lyrics. I haven't listened to the cd in a long time.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:16am.

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:59am.

I've got an overbite and I sort of admire that she has one and is still treated like a sex symbol and all, but I agree with everything else you've said.
_______________________________________
Honey, I apologize for that unfortunate insult. I fell in love with Springsteen when I was 12, and he's got a fucked up underbite (or did, at that time).

I just don't like Gaga. I think she's all manufactured marketed image, and no real talent. I've accepted the Boss as a sex symbol, despite his short stature, bad ortho, and cheating ways, in spite of his total lack of a great singing voice, because I love his songwriting.

So maybe I'm a hypocrite. Don't pay too much attention to what other people think. A fan can justify anything. a hater (like me) will knock it all down.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:59am.

I've got an overbite and I sort of admire that she has one and is still treated like a sex symbol and all, but I agree with everything else you've said.

I *would* equate Lady Caca with Asshole Lavigne because it seems like every few years, there's an obvious anti-pop star-pop star who's always flapping their gums about their individuality and is marketed toward the kids who like pop but don't want to admit it.

Therefore record companies manufacture an "edgy" pop star occasionally whose image is a distraction from their otherwise stock and standard preppy songs.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 3:02am.

I actually got Comalies at of all places...Wal Mart?! It was crazy cheap too.

What songs were on that CD? I have the Unleashed Memories with a few bonus songs to it, so I'm thinking that those songs you've got are the bonus tracks.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

I almost bought Comalies once. I actually first heard them cuz I got a free 4 song cd of theirs at a store. The songs where from their Unleashed Memories cd so I think I would enjoy that cd!

Bitch has an overbite that could consume half of North America in one chomp. Her songwriting skills are about on par with avril lavigne. She can barely chord out on the piano/keyboards. She's making millions.

I'm not feeling sorry for her, even if she is a hermaphrodite with a tuck problem.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:21am.

Both of the vocalists in that band sound great. Karmacode was a pretty good album. You should check out Comalies and Unleashed Memories. Those are my favorite albums by them. They invoke so many emotions from me.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:08am.

i love Andrea's voice! The only album I own is Karmacode, but I would like to buy more in the future!

I like Gaga's music and I used to find her hilarious. I liked seeing her live performances cuz they would crack me up. I saw pretty quick that she was young and young people tend to take themselves seriously so I gave her a pass. She can sing (she sometimes sounds like Christina Aguilera sometimes and she hired the same voice coach) and it's nice to see someone who does dance music and singe well and plays an instrument.
However, sometime last year I began to realize that she took herself too seriously. I hate seeing her in interviews with her shades on going on and on about her "little monsters" and her "art". She's overexposed and she needs to take a break!
The same goes for Beyonce who is preparing another album! Shoot. Me. Now.

salacious's picture

Submitted by sonne on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:48am.

Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:14pm.

Today Perez Hilton was on my airplane. He was wearing a big hoodie covering his face and sunglasses, like he didn't want to be recognized.
______

LOL, I bet he did that to GET noticed, knowing him. Don't hate him either, but don't like him or what he does. His 15 minutes should have been up years ago.

OT-Lady Gaga is one giant yawn. Boring! My hairstylist loves her because she's so "outrageous". Bwahahaha, she's too young to remember Grace Jones and all the other divas who did it first and better. But that's ok, as long as she gives me excellent haircuts. ;)

-----

Oh I agree about the fat pig. He was dying for somebody to approach him... He likes to think of himself as the one who discovered Caca, so more reasons to hate him.

----
"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 2:05am.

I love Lacuna Coil!

I saw them live this summer, they were the first concert I've ever gone to, and they were great live. They sounded live like what they sounded like in the studio.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:57am.

Comfort food's always good.

Cool about the book! I still have a $25 gift card from Barnes and Noble I got from Christmas that I haven't used yet. I did find the hardcover Dracula at the thrift store last month for only $2.00!

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Khensu, do you like Lacuna Coil?

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by sonah22 on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:36am.

Thanks for reading all of that and agreeing.

I've been to other sites and dared posting my opinion on her schtick and lots of people raged over that.

I'm not really angry at any of her other fans except for the ones who wax poetic about being anti-mainstream and the really defensive ones who've eaten their words many times.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

The restaurant has a small chain in so. cal. It's a home-style eatery that specializes in comfort foods.
I also went to Barnes and Noble and bought David Sedaris' "When you are Engulfed in Flames" hardcover book for under 8 bucks!

As for the saggy tits comments, those aren't her boobs-they're photoshopped in. She hasn't had them since losing weight:

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/9599/Lady-GaGa-Never-Ceases-To-Amaze-Us....

-----------------------------------------------
This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.

It's a travishamockery dammit.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:04am.

Co sign, and I totally read all of that rant...some things are just worth long ass venting. And I'm not being sarcastic!

-----------------------------------------------
This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.

It's a travishamockery dammit.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Well, it sounds like you had a lot of fun. Where did you go? Just some local restaurant or a known one?

Off Topic: But Jesus Christ, I wish I had an adblocker. That ad on the right hand side of the website about penile enhancement or whatever the fuck just keeps getting skankier each time I reopen the page. Fucking ugh.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Submitted by htowngreen on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 9:50pm.

Do people still care about her? I mean, even the gays I know don't give a shit about this 15 min of fame piece of crap.

---Your gays must not live in "middle america" like my gays in Dallas do. They have totally fallen for her pandering. During her concerts, they think it's such a big deal that she screams "GAY RIGHTS!" every five minutes, as if she's not doing it for MONEY. Thank goodness I lived in LA long enough to be fucking jaded. Fuck this shit.

And yeah, Madonna is a poseur also, but she SPOKE when she interviewed and PISSED people off. Her appeal was "WTF is she thinking?" kind of appeal. This ho is just a sellout who has no fucking balls. And my ass she's 24. Or if she actually is, that is no excuse. Madonna started being a bitch at 19. But then again, would I like Madonna if I were 20 something in 1984? I dunno. Whatever-this fool is so overrated. How can someone wear such interesting fashion and still be so fucking boring?

-----------------------------------------------
This is a travesty. It's a sham. An absolute mockery.

It's a travishamockery dammit.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 5:05pm.

Goodnight ESE! Glad to see you around!

I went with a few friends to eat on Saturday. Since we are all "singers", we sang a lot while we were there. A lady sitting nearby heard us and told us that we can stop by the restaurant she works at any day this week and she will give us a free pizza!

Khensu Hetep's picture

Have a great night, ESE!

As usual, your links are appreciated and keep us awake in these wee hours.

ETA: When I was nine, I broke my arm and had to stay in the hospital a few nights. I watched a Monkees marathon.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Khensu Hetep's picture

Have a great night, ESE!

As usual, your links are appreciated and keep us awake in these wee hours.

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i leave you all with a greater prefab talent than Gaga... and their t.v. show was pretty cool too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXXaBu1Ing

see ya, all!!

-----------------------------
"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:57am.

Good! I called off of work today so that I could spend some time with family I haven't seen in a long time.

How about you?

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

Hi! How was your weekend?

Khensu Hetep's picture

Nightowl, hello!

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

LOL you remembered!

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:40am.

I bet you she's exquisite and glamorous and elegant! Tell me she has a pair of lucite heels.

Lucite is a requirement for the elegant ladies' stroll!

♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣♣

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

===============================================

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by nightowl on Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:49am.
Hey everybody!
------------------------

*thwack!*... just remember that you asked for that a while back!

OT: i'm gonna have to buy all of Gaga's discs... the magazine covers tell me that she has talent

-----------------------------
"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

MickeyHolland's picture

If I had to choose between wearing a meat dress or that eternal python around my neck I'd pick the serpent. And that is saying a lot for someone who won't even get near a terrarium with unbreakable glass. Aside from being very unoriginal this picture is disgusting, ranking right up there with the roast beef baby.

----------------------------------------------------

Who are you calling silly cow?

Hey everybody!

sonne's picture

Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Mon, 09/06/2010 - 10:14pm.

Today Perez Hilton was on my airplane. He was wearing a big hoodie covering his face and sunglasses, like he didn't want to be recognized.
_______________________________________________
LOL, I bet he did that to GET noticed, knowing him. Don't hate him either, but don't like him or what he does. His 15 minutes should have been up years ago.

OT-Lady Gaga is one giant yawn. Boring! My hairstylist loves her because she's so "outrageous". Bwahahaha, she's too young to remember Grace Jones and all the other divas who did it first and better. But that's ok, as long as she gives me excellent haircuts. ;)