Saturday, September 4th 2010

Who Is Morrissey Offending Today?

Oh, Morrissey, fuck. The man who wrote the lyrics that thousands of rockabilly teenage cholas recited as a monologue in their beginners drama class is back at it again. Morrissey is a serious animal rights advocate and vegetarian so when he watched a special on the news about animal abuse in China, a new hate for the Chinese developed in his brain. Since this is Morrissey we're talking about, you know exactly where this is heading.

In an interview with Simon Armitage for The Guardian, Morrissey summoned a million Sydney Dalton-like protests against him when he said that China's treatment of animals makes them a "sub-species" in his book. Here's Morrissey's full quote as well as some other fuckery nuggets:

On the Chinese: "Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare? Absolutely horrific. You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."

On pop stars today: "They have two or three melodies and they repeat them ad nauseum over the course of 28 albums."

On people: "They are problems."

On his pets: "Yes. Cats. I've had lots of cats. But also many bereavements."

On being lonely: "We're all lonely, but I'd rather be lonely by myself than with a long list of duties and obligations. I think that's why people kill themselves, really. Or at least that's why they think, 'Thank heaven for death.' "

On if he has a drivers license or not: "What kind of bland, insipid question is that?"

A spokesperson for Love Music Hate Racism immediately slapped Morrissey in his fat mouth with this statement: "It is crude racism. When you start using language like 'sub-species', you are entering into dark and murky water."

Morrissey didn't sit down and stood by his words after some people called it a racist statement: "If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade — animals skinned alive — then they could not possibly argue in favor of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible."

A black cloud has been stuck up Morrissey's ass for a while, so I'm pretty sure he HATES ALL PEOPLE. Bitch is like the Emo Scrooge. I'm not defending his words, but if he could live on a deserted island with only his cats he would. But he'd probably still find a tree trunk or some shit to yell at.

Posted by: Michael K


RichBitch's picture

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 3:48pm.
Morrissey is a bitter queen, hater of everything.
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You say that like it's a bad thing!

IrishFury's picture

Morrissy is so cool. Such and indie artist. UGH!

Who is he to talk about repeating the same two or three melodies - most of his songs sound exactly alike and are as depressing as watching Eastenders on a loop.

He barely does more than 5 notes in a song, is not a paricularly good singer and we get it, son - human beings depress you because we don't "get it", we all succumb to the hype (except you, because you're so in tune to the real meaning of life) and we've all sold our souls. Again, except you because you're deeper than everyone else.

Sounding like a whiny lil' gay in his 20s was ok but doing it now as a pudgy, middle aged clown doesn't work. He is a notorious racist and shoves animal rights down the throat of anyone who'll listen, all the while calling anyone without a white face as being subhuman or a plain old waste of space.

He's all liberal, peace and shit - right before he's all human-hater, racist and asshole shit.

Every 'alternative' person from the 80s thinks he's a God because, well, they haven't grown up either. Also because if we all "got him" we'd realize what a genius he really is.

Admittedly, he has had some fine songs, but also barfed out much more repetitive crap with nearly identical melodies and he needs a fucking kick in his pretentious ass.

And to anyone who eats meat in the U.S? You know, all the lean protein you eat? Do you even KNOW how it got onto your plate? By the electrocution, beating and strangling of cows, chickens, pigs and more... done by animal abusers....right in a town near you. Very very few of you are getting real organic meats that came from a properly fed animal who was killed instantly. American meat farming and processing is vile. Know exactly where your own food comes from (and what happened to the animal you're eating) before you call others "animal abusers". That's all I'm sayin'....
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ricki lake's picture

I love animals.
Morrissey fucking sucks.
China sucks too.
But suck exists on every continent and in every country.
So fail.
Exterminate Morrissey.
Nobody cares about him anyway.
It is not 1983 anymore.

eat.pray.vomit's picture

LOL. :::bitter hearts unite!:::

The only thing that disturbs me about this whole thing is that Morrissey strongly resembles Jay Leno. Mood killer.

Dog's picture

...if he could live on a deserted island with only his cats he would. But he'd probably still find a tree trunk or some shit to yell at.

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Or he'd turn into a Brangeloonie and start screaming at the ocean instead.

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He went too far in saying that all Chinese are sub-species. Though animal abusers really do rank beneath the barrel for me.

Though I am happy he didn't back pedal.

from athens's picture

i like him

Morrissey is a bitter queen, hater of everything.

Yeah, China sucks in the way they treat animals AND people, and many other countries do too (most), but that doesn't make this or that race a "subspecies", this makes humans underdeveloped as a whole. Human race sucks, Moz included, with his whining songs about how sorry and lonely he is, shit, man, change the record.

This offends me nearly as much as when he said David Bowie has been irrelevant to music after Ziggy Stardust. Jealous bitch, old-queen-in-the-closet, some sorry sight that is.

eat.pray.vomit's picture

Didn't he hear about the darksided Bosnian girl in red hoodie who killed puppies? Agree, Dog, animal abusers are a subspecies.

carefreea's picture

He has a point though, albeit crudely put.

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BitchHouse's picture

A nation's progress can be judged by how they treat their animals. -Gandhi

Dog's picture

Anyone who abuses animals IS a subspecies!

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