Who Is Morrissey Offending Today?
Oh, Morrissey, fuck. The man who wrote the lyrics that thousands of rockabilly teenage cholas recited as a monologue in their beginners drama class is back at it again. Morrissey is a serious animal rights advocate and vegetarian so when he watched a special on the news about animal abuse in China, a new hate for the Chinese developed in his brain. Since this is Morrissey we're talking about, you know exactly where this is heading.
In an interview with Simon Armitage for The Guardian, Morrissey summoned a million Sydney Dalton-like protests against him when he said that China's treatment of animals makes them a "sub-species" in his book. Here's Morrissey's full quote as well as some other fuckery nuggets:
On the Chinese: "Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare? Absolutely horrific. You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."On pop stars today: "They have two or three melodies and they repeat them ad nauseum over the course of 28 albums."
On people: "They are problems."
On his pets: "Yes. Cats. I've had lots of cats. But also many bereavements."
On being lonely: "We're all lonely, but I'd rather be lonely by myself than with a long list of duties and obligations. I think that's why people kill themselves, really. Or at least that's why they think, 'Thank heaven for death.' "
On if he has a drivers license or not: "What kind of bland, insipid question is that?"
A spokesperson for Love Music Hate Racism immediately slapped Morrissey in his fat mouth with this statement: "It is crude racism. When you start using language like 'sub-species', you are entering into dark and murky water."
Morrissey didn't sit down and stood by his words after some people called it a racist statement: "If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade — animals skinned alive — then they could not possibly argue in favor of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible."
A black cloud has been stuck up Morrissey's ass for a while, so I'm pretty sure he HATES ALL PEOPLE. Bitch is like the Emo Scrooge. I'm not defending his words, but if he could live on a deserted island with only his cats he would. But he'd probably still find a tree trunk or some shit to yell at.
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Morrissey tends to run off at the mouth BUT who can forget this classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i74bHmaPhW4
I used to swoon at the lyric "can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary?"...and being a vegetarian myself I would tell him that going the Peta style assault attack usually doesn't work and it makes people RESENTFUL and ANGRY
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Morrissey & Marr together were like one of the seven wonders of the world. After The Smiths, Marr was wanted by everyone. He played with most. The Wikiness has a laborious, but worthy, summary.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Marr
Oy.
Calling the Chinese a "sub-species" is NOT OKAY. That's fucked. I agree with everything else he said tho, including the last bit about his driver's license. Why would you ask that?
Morrissey is a bitter twat and that is hard for me to say because I ADORE his music. The music of The Smiths and Morrissey (yes, I love his solo work too) is my very favorite of all times.
And I never got MK's cholitas-love-the-Smiths thing. But that is likely because I have never known any.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Ok, i looked up some songs and i don`t know a single one of them. "You re the one for me, fatty" ??? Is he for real?
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I fixled dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Chinese, Koreans...they all have histories of treating their animals like shit...while there is the void of emotion on their face. Thanks for putting it like it is Moz!
They are all as racist as any other 'race' too...they don't want you in any of their establishments. They hate whitey...the black guy...the hispanic. They are about as hateful as it gets.
Uncle brain fart and sandbitch must've been shagging or raising kids when Morrissey got a quid.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 9:41pm.
WHO IS THAT??? I m dead serious, i have no idea who that is.....
---I tried to find some clip on youtube that you and I might recall....NAH. Hence, we (me and you) doth dub him, some unknown bloke. I'm up with him on his dog/cat views but.
WHO IS THAT??? I m dead serious, i have no idea who that is.....
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
I felt HORRIBLE when I had to transport my cats 10 miles in their carriers to a new apartment. Their howling seriously haunted me, it was the most pitiful , gut wrenching sound and they had food and water. I cannot even imagine the sound of an animal being skinned alive...I don't care what country it is happening in--animal abuse is just wrong...I cry at all those animal abuse/ASPCA commercials with the cats with one eye, the dogs who have been burned etc and the cheesy Sarah McLaughlin music playing in the background...
*pouring more chardonnay*
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I think China as a country treats its citizens as well as animals like garbage. And lets not even get me started on Tibet....
NEWS FLASH: China is not a caring nation even if we take away the animal stuff. Jerks...I'm talking about the rulers.
Morrisey-right on for telling it like it is about the Chinese! Racism, Shmacism, have people seen the way animals are treated by these people? And I'm talkin about the cute little puppies and kitties that are tortured before death and tortured TO death, all so you can have that lovely little piece of fur on the hood of your Macy's bomber jacket at a price everyone can afford-even people living in the projects. MERRY CHRISTMAS! I grew up with enough Chinese and Koreans to know that the majority can't stand people apart from their race, and many times, outside of their own family. Has anyone in NY been to an Asian grocery or a Chinese restaurant lately, like in the ghetto? Well, then you should know. Hell, they would probly serve kitties if the law allowed it. I had Asian friends growing up, and lots of them were nice, but I NEVER got invited over to their houses, nor was it likely that any of their other friends did. I am so tired of people not speaking the truth about what goes on in the world. If some comedian makes fun of Asians, and talks about their faults, we think it quite funny. But when someone is angry about the torture of innocent creatures for no good reason, we call them a racist. I certainly feel that the Chinese could use some time evolving, before they continue producing so much of what we consume, use, watch and wear.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 7:44pm.
Everyone is just pissed because Craigslist shut down adult services. Now we all need to find a way to advertise our "home business" in the therapeutic services section.
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Catskill Animal Sanctuary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5jZhfBFI&feature=channel
Submitted by wig in a box on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 8:29pm.
Meh, I consider racists and bigots to be a sub-species too.
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I'm adding pedophiles to that.
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Meh, I consider racists and bigots to be a sub-species too.
I wonder how many commenters will get their beer-soaked thongs in a twist over that.
Johnny Marr was the bigger talent in The Smiths.
Just sayin'.
is the animal lover calling the chinese "animals"?
calling any group sub-human is fucked up, but i agree about animal abuse, for sure.
i was tricked into watching a PETA video once and i was so fucking traumatized.
(so weird, i just had a flashback - my dad threw a kitten over the backyard fence once - he was angry that it was in our yard)
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Leenie, I phrased that wrong. I meant it because it's so slow up in here tonight. I sowwy!
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this charming man?
I love him for promoting The New York Dolls out of obscurity.
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
We not good enough for you, Dog??????
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Soupy on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 4:29pm.
I think he's bitter because his girlfriend is still in a coma. I know it's serious.
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lol Someone had to say it!
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Reminds me of Brooke Shields salivating over the skins of electrocuted minks. And corporate pig farms in the U.S. And driving on the 10, sharing the road with unfortunate cattle pressed up against steel in an overcrowded cattle car, one particular steer bleeding from the nose. This "sub-human" shit happens among all humans, Mo. Seconding what Onthefringe said. Ugh, shit's got me down now, off for cold drink & laughs -- cheers all <3
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Well, I see most of the night crew have lives cuz they ain't here!
*angrily chews off wine cork*
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*hangs head in shame*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
The guy needs to eat a good steak.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Leenie, I can't find the cork screw. Did you use it to pry open the Pringles again?
Fishy, not a thing. Saturday night and my husband has a cold. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Everyone is just pissed because Craigslist shut down adult services. Now we all need to find a way to advertise our "home business" in the therapeutic services section.
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
Hey! I'm just getting ready to head out. Pit stop. What's up with you?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
He's simply angry and not very fond of people in general anyway. Besides this, he has written some of the most amazing lyrics of all time and new generations need to seek him and The Smiths out.
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Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
What's up, Fishy?
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 7:29pm.
Since this is now the OP, the bar is open!
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Heineken please!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Submitted by RufusR on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 4:02pm.
So basically, humans suck because of how we treat animals.
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Yup. Also how humans treat other humans, not just other animals. If we had more respect for life in general, including the non-human animals, there would obviously be much less suffering in the world.
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Catskill Animal Sanctuary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNU5jZhfBFI&feature=channel
Since this is now the OP, the bar is open!
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Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:17pm.
The Chinese will never change ...
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Oh I don't know about that. Their country has had some dramatic changes in the last 60 yrs.
I understand where this guy is coming from but it would have been better if he said that he considers anyone who abuses animals to be a lower life-form. After all, it's not only certain Chinese people who do this.
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Catskill Animal Sanctuary
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Is this OP? EEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB! Get your ass back here!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Since we're all off topic, is this now officially the OP????????????????
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*busts into thread*
What's up bitches!
*sees Obama posts* *eyes widen*
Oh shit, gotta run. Nice seeing everyone!
*hauls ass*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:19pm.
Human babies being thrown in trash dumps just because they are girls. Yay china! Fucking awful
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Barack Obama stood before the Illinois State Senate and argued for the law to allow that babies that were aborted and survived the abortion procedure to be left laying on a table writhing in pain until they died.
On March 30, 2001, Obama was the only Illinois senator who rose to speak against a bill that would have protected babies who survived late term labor-induced abortion. Obama rose to object that if the bill passed, and a nine-month-old fetus survived a late-term labor-induced abortion was deemed to be a person who had a right to live, then the law would "forbid abortions to take place." Obama further explained the equal protection clause of the Fourteenth Amendment does not allow somebody to kill a child, so if the law deemed a child who survived a late-term labor-induced abortion had a right to live, "then this would be an anti-abortion statute."
Makes me so Proud! Weep.
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This is what happens when a lawyer gets too wrapped up in the letter of the law, rather then the spirit of it. Sick.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 6:31pm.
How did Pres Obama get in this?!!
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Well - it was either Obama or Brangelina - and Brangelina's doing the oil thing these days so...
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Ok, I have to edit this to admit that I can just barely fucking understand what all that lawyerly shit is about. Like philosophy, you gotta know that so much of law is bullshit just for the fact that it's totally possible to say things in short concise sentences that people can grasp immediately - and yet they don't!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
China is probably the biggest contributor to the genocide in Darfur ..Fuck this ..Fuck anyone who disagrees with this guy he's 100% right !!
Poopele is just pissed because someone dressed his lawn jockey in a pink tutu again.
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Stop justifying his comments, assholes. Whether you like his music or not, it was a stupid, thoughtless, thing to say. This is just giving some of you a chance to show your own racist attitudes.
And who the fuck is this Poopele asshole?
Off this thread now to put my hand in glove so that the sun shines out of my behind.
It is twisted to abuse animals, there's no doubt about it. I don't think anyone is defending that. But why pull the Chinese up on the carpet about it an no one else? I don't like the use of "sub-species"...there are a lot of countries I think are seriously lacking in compassion (Darfur, anyone?), China's not the only one.
Where I live, I often see semis stuffed full of chickens on their way to die. When it's 20 degrees outside, the birds on the outside of the open fenced trucks freeze to death, and those in the middle suffocate. It's barbaric, and perfectly legal. Said as a person who loves to eat chicken. *hangs head*
Dude obviously lives in a cave with those comments he makes. Probably hasn't gotten laid in ten years or more.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
I have some important information for all of you (who listen to oldies on occasion). "Sweet City Woman" by The Stampeders and "Ooh La La" by Rod Stewart sound like the same song.
Whenever the hook of "Sweet City Woman" comes on, I think it's going to be "Ooh La La". Even the choruses sound the same.
The Stampeders were probably listening to "Ooh La La" when they wrote "Sweet City Woman", because I always confuse the two. Your welcome.
Ooh La La:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--HaFAtC17U&feature=related
Sweet City Woman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IRjl3SWC2U
At least he didn't start in on their driving.
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Aww, Poop Head, someone piss on your flag again?
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