Who Is Morrissey Offending Today?
Oh, Morrissey, fuck. The man who wrote the lyrics that thousands of rockabilly teenage cholas recited as a monologue in their beginners drama class is back at it again. Morrissey is a serious animal rights advocate and vegetarian so when he watched a special on the news about animal abuse in China, a new hate for the Chinese developed in his brain. Since this is Morrissey we're talking about, you know exactly where this is heading.
In an interview with Simon Armitage for The Guardian, Morrissey summoned a million Sydney Dalton-like protests against him when he said that China's treatment of animals makes them a "sub-species" in his book. Here's Morrissey's full quote as well as some other fuckery nuggets:
On the Chinese: "Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare? Absolutely horrific. You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."On pop stars today: "They have two or three melodies and they repeat them ad nauseum over the course of 28 albums."
On people: "They are problems."
On his pets: "Yes. Cats. I've had lots of cats. But also many bereavements."
On being lonely: "We're all lonely, but I'd rather be lonely by myself than with a long list of duties and obligations. I think that's why people kill themselves, really. Or at least that's why they think, 'Thank heaven for death.' "
On if he has a drivers license or not: "What kind of bland, insipid question is that?"
A spokesperson for Love Music Hate Racism immediately slapped Morrissey in his fat mouth with this statement: "It is crude racism. When you start using language like 'sub-species', you are entering into dark and murky water."
Morrissey didn't sit down and stood by his words after some people called it a racist statement: "If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade — animals skinned alive — then they could not possibly argue in favor of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible."
A black cloud has been stuck up Morrissey's ass for a while, so I'm pretty sure he HATES ALL PEOPLE. Bitch is like the Emo Scrooge. I'm not defending his words, but if he could live on a deserted island with only his cats he would. But he'd probably still find a tree trunk or some shit to yell at.
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I digressed.
*whispers* I stain mah sheets I don't even knowww why . . .... . ..... my girlfriend she's at the end she is starting to cry
LET ME GOOO ON LOIKE A BLISTER IN THE SUN LEMME GO ONNNNNN
BIG HANDS I KNOW YOU'RE TH ONE
*whispers* when I'mma walkin' I strut mah stuff man Ah'm so struuuuung ooooowt, I'M HIGH AS COITE...
Does crystal meth make people argue?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:51pm.
OOOOOOH, YOOOOOO CAN'T SAY C*NT IN CANAAADAAAAA.
Noooooo, yooooo can't say cunt iiiiiiinnnnnn Canadaaaaah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twI5XVCgo6c
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~ Jeph Jacques
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Ugh. That sounds like a crazy lady. Maybe you should ask if they'd like you to go pick up her meds for them...you know, since it seems they may have been too busy lately....
People have been angry and unreasonable for ages - you're just noticing now? ;/
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~ Jeph Jacques
OOOOOOH, YOOOOOO CAN'T SAY C*NT IN CANAAADAAAAA.
Noooooo, yooooo can't say cunt iiiiiiinnnnnn Canadaaaaah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twI5XVCgo6c
*whispers*Body and beats i stain mah sheets I don't even know whyeee! My girlfriend she's at the end and she's star-ting-to-cry
LEMME GO OOOOOON!
LIKE A BLISTER IN THE SUN!
LEMME GO OOOOOOOOOOON!
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Shit. I can't find my cat.
*whispers* when I'm walkin' I strut mastuff man I'm sooo strung oooooot, high as a kye yite I juss mye ite stop to check yoooooo ooooooot
*LEMMMMMMEEEEEE GO OOOOOOOOOO ON LOIKE A BLISTER IN THAH SAN*
HIGH AS A KITE I JUST MIGHT STOP TO CHECK YOU OOOOOT (AS THEY SAY IN CANADA)
LOL@Kanjis Haha!:
"There was a story circulating recently about a guy called Sakai who was (apparently!) an award-winning tattoo artist. According to Sakai he was tired of seeing sacred Japanese words, symbols of his heritage, inked on random white people. So he used their blissful ignorance to make an everlasting statement. Any time a customer came to Sakai's home studio wanting a Japanese kanji tattooed on them, he modified it into a profane word or phrase.
He doesn't feel guilty about using hapless college students as canvases for his defacement.
I think I'm helping my fellow man by labeling all the stupid people in the world, he explained. It's not a crime, it's a public service."
Agreed!
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~ Jeph Jacques
I can't find fault in any of that. I don't think he should be expected to tolerate the intolerable. btw Morrissey has gone further in the past when he said that China should be nuked. I don't think he likes those bitches.
On people: "They are problems."
that is my sentiment exactly, thank you Morrissey!
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 11:24pm.
I wish the Good Fairy would come down to China and make all the animals go to sleep - every last one of them - so that the Chinese people will never again have any animal to exploit. I hope the Good Fairy poisons all their crops, soil, and water so they have no resources to buy more animals. Then they shall die the painful death. Animals will live happily ever after in Fairy Heaven.
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That's funny. I was thinking about how this related to the Biggest Douche Contest yesterday. That, right there, is probably just as reasonable a wish as any other.
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~ Jeph Jacques
I wish the Good Fairy would come down to China and make all the animals go to sleep - every last one of them - so that the Chinese people will never again have any animal to exploit. I hope the Good Fairy poisons all their crops, soil, and water so they have no resources to buy more animals. Then they shall die the painful death. Animals will live happily ever after in Fairy Heaven.
Don't stop now Morrissey, you're on a roll! What are your thoughts on Jews? Barack Obama? BP executives? chavs? hipsters? tell us how you really feel...get it all out!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Cool, I hate people too!
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Regardless of the topic, I cannot reach into my inner core and find Morrisey out of bounds. "Reel Around The Fountain" helped me shape my gay world back in the day...I cannot hate on someone who understood. Gay or no, he underscord a feeling that was bone-deep. And yes, I'd hit that so hard the dates on the calendar over his bed would change.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
The Smiths/Morrisey didn't set out to be Taylor Swift, so one less fan will bring some slight cheer to Morrisey's day. I dearly love Morrisey AND have no problem with his statements, but his appearance of late is dreadful (ditch the Jay Leno look!). I am pleasantly surprised that so many people here are so well-informed about the insane violence against animals in China. Used to be that people would accuse one of making up such things.
Actually he's right...The Chinese are a fucking sub species.
I think it was Ghandi who said that you can tell alot about a country by the way they treat their animals.
He's kinda extreme in his views but we need people like him in the world.
His music sucks though...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Craaaacking UP!
SUNING HELMET
MAKES YOU LOOK FASHIONABLE IT PROMISES FRESH AND HOT IMPRESSION.
That's the one I want!
Is there an Engrish phrase generator? We really need that. Too hot for you!
Man, you mofos are on it today. I said I wasn't gonna add my piece, being determined to embrace diversity and all but I worked for a Korean grocer 3 years back. I had more experience than anyone there except for the family owners. I gave those people the benefit of my knowledge and experience, personally set the tone and created a pleasant atmosphere for the customers on their behalf.
Long story short, didn't get paid enough, no promotion, shut off from learning the finer details of running a store. I got pissed and reported them for selling regular produce at organic prices. Those fuckers tried to make me feel guilty, said I betrayed them after they gave me a break. Yeah right.
I got very little tolerance for assholes, Asian or otherwise.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:38pm.
Funny Chinese signs:
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Congratulations! You have discovered the wonderful world of Engrish, LOL! There are a few sites dedicated to it, but this one has been around the longest and it's the funniest IMHO:
http://www.engrish.com/
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I haven't been to that site in ages. Jolly good chewing fun! Reminds me of the misspelled tags in fake Coach purses.
And now I can't get another song from The Smiths out of my mind; I can hear Morrissey singing, "I want to drop my trousers to the Queen/Every sensible child will know what this means/The poor & the needy are selfish and greedy on her terms/And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion, I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean/And when a train comes by it's such a sad sound ..."
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
I love him.
Not politically correct, but dude is just a misanthrope, so I'm sure he also hates Prince Hot Ginge for being an asshole to horses too.
He loves animals, but people? Not so much and that matters not to him if they're Chinese, American, Brazilian, whatever. If they're people doing shitty things to bambi, he will hate on them.
WhiskeyTango! LOL
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:38pm.
Funny Chinese signs:
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Congratulations! You have discovered the wonderful world of Engrish, LOL! There are a few sites dedicated to it, but this one has been around the longest and it's the funniest IMHO:
http://www.engrish.com/
The Japanese especially love English text as a decorative element. They add it to their products not really caring too much what it says. Hilarity ensues.
Of course, there are also a lot of white dickheads who especially love Kanji as decorative text and end up getting erroneous tattoos..
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=bad+kanji+tattoo&aq=f&aqi=g1&aq...
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
"Love Music Hate Racism" ? sounds like Gwen Stefani's handbag line.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
For having written and sung my life anthem, "How Soon is Now," he can say anything he wants and I'll co-sign.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
Oh blasphemy thou art a coy fellow. Yes, bluefae, he's alive and robust.
He's still alive?
Funny Chinese signs:
http://www.squidoo.com/funnychinesesigns
One sign over a urinal says: PLS NO SHITTING
A menu has pictures of dishes that say:
The temple explodes the chicken cube
The soil bean burns the beef
The water boils the beef
Slip away the chicken slice
Chicken silk noodles
Black mushroom rape
This has been a very bold topic today.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:24pm.
You sold me at your aussie slang. You got me to worship you at golden locks.
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LEMME GO OOOOON!
BIG HANDS; I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE!
who has to close their tags, Sandybeyotch:)
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
oh shit, what have I fucking bold done?
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LOL! Yeah - who do you think is doing this? Haha!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:13pm.
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OMG i wanna put my dick spit in your hair.
I knew I'd get you eventually.
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Luccinicewhatever is Chinese.
The Chinese have already taken over this country. Who do you think is buying all the commercial foreclosures? Them and the Saudis and Turks. We are so owned. Sadz. Bye Bye Miss American Pie. Srsly.
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With all that nastay human shedding going on in your hood, I'd move.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 10:13pm.
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OMG i wanna put my dick spit in your hair.
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China is a shithole full of uncreative shitbirds.
They ain't taking over shit. What they will do is destroy American "credit", when they feel the need to pull the trigger.
Otherwise it's a nation of bitter tribes w/ a WARPED male to female ratio. Because of the fore-mentioned drowning of female babies.
Fear not, they would never win a war, they're pussies.
Has anyone else read the "Good Earth"? LOL they fuck chickens!!!! Those fags ain't taking shit over
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OK, I don't know any morrissey... In replace I'm posting Violent Femmes, Blister in the Sun.
LET ME GO O OOOOOON LIKE A BLISTER IN THE SUUUUUUUN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aUMok3EZfc
Margaret Cho makes fun of Asians. Is she a racist? I think knot!
Argh ya scurvy knaves!
Submitted by alleykat on Sat, 09/04/2010 - 9:11pm.
If some comedian makes fun of Asians, and talks about their faults, we think it quite funny. But when someone is angry about the torture of innocent creatures for no good reason, we call them a racist.
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My neighborhood, which I have lived in for the past 6 years, is almost COMPLETELY Chinese - and the past 6 years contains just about ALL of my experience with Chinese people. They hardly ever smile, they stare at me a lot (I am almost 6 feet tall with red hair so I guess I stand out), they spit a lot, and the floss their teeth and clip their nails on the bus. I find this all pretty gross. But it's a cultural thing. They are so different from me. I am aware of DIFFERENCES. This awareness doesn't lead me to think of them as "sub-species." THAT IS RACISM.
There is nothing amiss about getting angry about animal cruelty. No one is pointing their finger at Morrissey and saying "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CARE ABOUT ANIMALS YOU MONSTER!" But he called another race "sub-species."
That IS racist.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Meat is Murder.
I was getting the impression that RESENTFUL and ANGRY are cherished around here. ::checks self:: LOL
I agree. I'm bitter about them putting peepee in my coke.
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