Speaking Of Smug Bitches....
YES! You know, I was a little worried for Elisabetta Canalis for a quick second after seeing pictures of her forecasting her inevitable demise as George Clooney's #1 anus plumper. But Elisabetta must have made George's peen lips pucker since then, because her side-eye of worry is gone and has been replaced with her usual beautiful smug as fuck face.
As George signed autographs outside of Ago restaurant in L.A. last night, Elisabetta stood by and threw up her twin coke portals at the "UGLY JELIZZ FAT-PUSSIED NASTEE HATERZ" (her words, probably) who keep trying to push her out of the way. Elisabetta is almost making me say, "Sarah Larson WHO?!"
This picture is one of my favorites:
I don't know what's funnier. That someone is asking Elisabetta for her autograph. (Wait, maybe those are her walking papers. Or maybe he thinks she's Steven Tyler.). Or that Elisabetta is giving him some shade to sit under. Okay, I can finally type this with confidence: Sarah Larson WHO?!