Speaking Of Smug Bitches....
YES! You know, I was a little worried for Elisabetta Canalis for a quick second after seeing pictures of her forecasting her inevitable demise as George Clooney's #1 anus plumper. But Elisabetta must have made George's peen lips pucker since then, because her side-eye of worry is gone and has been replaced with her usual beautiful smug as fuck face.
As George signed autographs outside of Ago restaurant in L.A. last night, Elisabetta stood by and threw up her twin coke portals at the "UGLY JELIZZ FAT-PUSSIED NASTEE HATERZ" (her words, probably) who keep trying to push her out of the way. Elisabetta is almost making me say, "Sarah Larson WHO?!"
This picture is one of my favorites:
I don't know what's funnier. That someone is asking Elisabetta for her autograph. (Wait, maybe those are her walking papers. Or maybe he thinks she's Steven Tyler.). Or that Elisabetta is giving him some shade to sit under. Okay, I can finally type this with confidence: Sarah Larson WHO?!
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Who he really wants is Cindy Crawford, but he has to settle for lookalikes.
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kitten 666 sad and pathetic ... I hope he has the good sense not to marry or impregnate her . This is realy sad . I hope he snaps out of it soon . This is Like watching a Horror movie where your screaming " don't go in that room " . This poor sob needs to be on every prayer list accross the country . She must have lit some candles on his ass ! Why else would he put up with such a pain in the ass ? Clooney saved darfur now he needs to save himself ! When she's asleep he needs to chew off his arm and RUN ! Better yet he needs to go to a root worker and get the love spell taken off of him . Poor pathetic Clooney .
Thanks moo. I wish he'd come out too; it's for the sake of the millions of women that find him sexy, gorgeous and swoon-worthy that he won't.
I remember him from Facts of Life and I have NEVER found him appealing which is odd because I like "pretty" men.
I trust you, MizRow.... I just wish he'd come out of the closet already... sooooo obvious.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I think she's sexy and has a sultry look about her. Her features may be hard in certain pics, but I have the same problem.
TRUST me: Clooney is today's Rock Hudson and girlfriend here doesn't have to do much to be his beard.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Ago. Thursday. Clooney. Shocker. He's been cruising that place for years.
nobody likes a snooty fag hag.
Please, 31 my ass! Try closer to 41.
I'm sorry, she just doesn't do it for me lookswise. Sometimes she looks okay, but she's very hard looking. I agree, she does look older than 31!
Submitted by Dolly_D on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 11:49am.
I use to live in Italy and from what I've been told, Italian women love it up the butt...
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I wonder what the Greek women like? And what about those French tarts?
I thought bitch was supposed to be younger than him? She could be Teri Hatcher's twin sister. He better check her birth certificate cuz bitch looks old.
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:40am.
@kanderso: She does look older than 31. However a lot of women I met in Italy look older than their age. They love being tan, even if it means gong to the sun beds twice a week.
That's really true. Everybody considers tanning a must, here.
Ironically, I have copper red hair, and a very pale unfreckled skin. I've been mocked all my life because of this, and school was hell (no wonder I changed in high school and went to finish school in Vienna first and then in Maine).
Actually I'm still criticized about it, even more now that I have a 20-month old son who's got reddish brown hair and I keep on protecting his skin (my nephews of about the same age are already full tanned).
About Italian women loving it up the butt, it must be a legend. It must even be quite the opposite, but I don't doubt Canalis must be used to it, because she must have been fucking around a whole lot when she was trying to rise to fame.
Anyway, Canalis has a man face, always had, became famous shaking the booty around in one of the stupidest shows, and she always talks as if she has a bean sized brain.
Then either Clooney is a stupid stupid asshole or she's his beard.
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Her walking papers! You are hysterical, MK!
SIGH! George deserves so much better than this ugly beast. She is ridiculously beneath him. What on earth is he thinking?
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kanderso on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:28am.
FOR REAL?! I'd have thought mid-forties AT LEAST. Age is a bitch when you worship the sun, shun carbs, and ingest copious amounts of drugs and booze.
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Yea, I though she was a good looking 40 something.
31 though?
oops, double post.
I use to live in Italy and from what I've been told (no hands on experience, of course) - Italian women love it up the butt. So, Georgie is probably keeping this masculine beauty for her booty.
I use to live in Italy and from what I've been told (no hands on experience, of course) - Italian women love it up the butt. So, Georgie is probably keeping this masculine beauty for her booty.
I'm sorry, but I kinda like this whore. She looks like she would get trashed with you and smoke ciggies and talk shit about other bitches in the bar. The kind of trick you can hang out with every now and then but not all the time. Her appearance doesn't bother me.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
Gross. There is nothing remotely attractive about her.
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The top pic of Liz sure looks like a dude, wow.
The header pic is gah-ross. She looks like a (much more) mannish version of Cindy Crawford. And her purse is straight fug.
Though it pains me admit his possible gayness, this screams 'beard' for real.
Is that 'Man-Tan' or just heavy pancake makeup on Miss Clooney?
@kanderso: She does look older than 31. However a lot of women I met in Italy look older than their age. They love being tan, even if it means gong to the sun beds twice a week. For all we know she also boozes and smokes. I find the older you get, when you restrict your calories as Elizabetta does, your face ends up looking like shit. Look at all the other American actresses who are over 30 and don't eat.
the more I look at this trick the more I question that she is 100% female or that was truly born with xx chromosomes. Her face is more masculine than Clooney's! Kinda like Princess Stephanie.
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 10:12am.
How is she only 31? Makes no sense.
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FOR REAL?! I'd have thought mid-forties AT LEAST. Age is a bitch when you worship the sun, shun carbs, and ingest copious amounts of drugs and booze.
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she does look like a dude. maybe he's gay and that's why this lasted so long. it's so funny how every trashy bitch that he picks up from the gutter thinks this is it she is going to be "the one"
i can see this trick's adam's apple...
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He is gorgeous, gay or not. She looks like a nasty piece of work. Wouldn't be surprised if she has passed on a disease or two to Gorgeous George.
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ON TOPIC: GEORGE IS GAY!!
How is she only 31? Makes no sense.
GEORGE IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL! And he doesn't have tinymeat!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
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That purse is fugly
Has anyone seen George Clooney's new movie, "The American". I am sure it is George Clooney playing a character: George Clooney.
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LOL - and when I finished typing I noticed someone else also referenced her adams apple. This ho has PROB-lems.
Curved dick, hahahaha!
He should really hire a stylist for the skanky ho-of-the-moment in his life. That should be part of their contract. He's dressed up for dinner & bitch looks like she's wearing the afghan off the back of my Granny's couch. Don't even get me started on that purse. I think I saw one just like it in a country western store back in the early 90s.
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@LaChaylo,
Didn't see your post, cuz was typing mine, also referencing her head problems. lol
Edited: lmao Sucky, he's so hot
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
In the first pic, she looks totally over the whole beard deal.
I fking hate waiting uselessly, forget waiting for someone signing autographs. Shit must suck dating a celebwhor. I'd be like "Fk, let's get on to this damn event already! I'm hongray!" Why's her head always back on a 45deg angle? Does she have a spinal-neck problem?? From sucking Clooney's curved dick?? So confused.
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Is her fucking head too heavy for her neck that's it's always bending backwards? Is her adams apple tucked in to the point she has to do that?
She really looks like she has man parts.
Good thing that guy in the blue shirt is in these pics. I thought I'd have nothing to jerk off to today.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Adams Apple. You know its there...somewhere.
We'll see if this is a sign that she's still "on contract" or if George is just wrapping up the previous deal by stepping out with her for a photo-op before she stinks up the show Leverage's finale this weekend. Timing is everything in Hollywood.
Wow, she does look like Steven Tyler. Nice call MK. Now I can laugh at her with purpose.
I know the word "tranny" gets tossed around a lot, but that's all I can think when I see this ho.
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She looks like a damn tranny in the top pic. That's a man face.