Jennifer Aniston & Harry Morton?!?
Jennifer Aniston left the Cabbage Patch Dolls with the sitter last night to have cocktails and dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel with 29-year-old Harry Morton.
A nosy witness type tells Radar that Jennifer sat close to him (THEY'RE FUCKING) during dinner and touched his arm several times (THEY'RE FUCKING) while looking at pictures on his phone (THEIR FUCKING PHOTOS). When Harry got up to use the bathroom (TO GET HIS DICK HARD FOR FUCKING), Jennifer reapplied her lipstick (TO GET HER LIPS READY FOR FUCKING). Harry paid the check and they left in separate cars (TO MEET AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION TO FUCK).
I'm all for Jennifer getting herself a young piece, but somebody should really remind her that Harry Morton (owner of Pink Taco and heir to the Hard Rock fortune) used to bone Lindsay Lohan! And it was only a hot second ago that Jennifer said this when Extra asked her who she doesn't envy:
"I don't envy Lindsay Lohan. Poor thing."
JENNIFER! If you don't envy LiLo, then you shouldn't get on the dude who used to snort lines off her labia and probably has gonorrhoea of the nostrils. Can you get gonorrhoea of the nostrils? Jennifer should check into that before she goes making out with Harry's nose. Although, she has been with John Mayer before...
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Please, stop "hooking" her up with men.
Leave the woman be. She's soooo whateva.
My my aren't we jumping on conclusions a little too early?!? So she went to a *dinner* with this guy... did i miss something? Did ANYONE see them holding hands, kissing? NO... it's JUST a speculation and here you all are... calling her desperate? Jeez
After her divorce, apart from Vaughn and Mayer, who else has she ACTUALLY admitted in being a relationship with? That's right no one else!!!! Mere tabloid speculations! The woman is linked with every man whom she even looks at... So cut her some slack will ya!
I'm still not over the shock of how she went from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn. Where are her standards?
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God this woman is pitiful. She screwed up her own marraige, blamed it on BP and AJ and then bounces from one loser to the next while whining about how she was the scorned woman. I really wish AJ would just kick the shit out of her and rub her face in Shiloh's diaper.
After seeing her un-photoshopped pics for a recent magazine shoot I'm surprised she can get anyone to date her.
"A nosy witness type tells Radar that Jennifer sat close to him (THEY'RE FUCKING) during dinner and touched his arm several times (THEY'RE FUCKING) while looking at pictures on his phone (THEIR FUCKING PHOTOS). When Harry got up to use the bathroom (TO GET HIS DICK HARD FOR FUCKING), Jennifer reapplied her lipstick (TO GET HER LIPS READY FOR FUCKING). Harry paid the check and they left in separate cars (TO MEET AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION TO FUCK)."
MK, you should frame this ;) so true.
On topic: I couldn't care less - I have been intrigued by MK journalistic skills.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 09/03/2010 - 12:01am.
I totes agree. Either get a hottie with a nice personality, or marry some older rich dude, instead of wasting your last few attractive years on assholes. How many more unwed douches are there in Hollywood?!
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 10:48pm.
Really it doesn't surprise me to hear that she was cheating on Brad; she's always struck me as a huge hypocrite. So yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if she had cheated and then spent five years moaning about how Her Man Done Her Wrong.
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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 9:14pm.
I have mixed feelings about the Aniston...sometimes I think she's ok, and then other times I think she's pathetic for only wanting to bang on douchebags who can raise her profile.
Today? Pathetic.
--Yeah-I was a big fan for years since her romcoms were always pleasant and I liked her presence. Now I want SOMETHING DIFFERENT. And more colored clothing, though in eastern astrology she's a Cappy with a Scorpio moon, which makes sense. And oooh-juicy gossip I heard from an entertainment reporter's hubby:
She was cheating on Brad also. Left a message on a machine of some surfer dude telling him how much she missed him and blah blah blah during their marriage. Makes sense since so much of it was a PR thing anyway. Her taste is pretty and detached. Just because she's a rich professional woman doesn't mean that she's smart enough for a "quality" guy. Acting doesn't buy you education or real class beyond money, which is part of the reason Clooney also dates trash-because he is just a regular guy underneath it who would be working for some construction business if he weren't a wealthy actor.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 8:56pm.
She passed Jon Stewart? Srsly?!
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Can't see her with him...Doesn't look good together.
I have mixed feelings about the Aniston...sometimes I think she's ok, and then other times I think she's pathetic for only wanting to bang on douchebags who can raise her profile.
Today? Pathetic.
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Why doesn't she just start hitting the bars after work like the rest of us? Probably have better luck. Preferably the bars in Europe.
Gosh, she is such a loser! Who would mess with Lilo's seconds? Gross. She was an idiot for passing on Jon Stewart.
I defiantly DO NOT envy Jennifer Aniston! Poor girl!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Maniston is still fucking her way to the...side?
I guess the Bearded Clam din't go over that well.
It should be "Barnacle Taco, or Crusty Taco" after his nasty ass Lilo fling.
she is such a loser at not even love, but a one night stand...she should just get another cat.
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they look related
Maniston just can't stop passing herself from man to man to man. What a desperately pathetic middle-aged skeez she is!
I think he is icky, and after he fucked Lindsay, he is disgusting!
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Man, a black guy on probation with a Maybach full of styrofoam cups? This sounds like something Kim Kardashian would draw on her notebook with hearts around it.
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I have never heard of this guy, but "Pink Taco?" come on now...the jokes just write themselves.
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If Maniston is so hard up for peen that she hooks up with Hohan's gnarled and possibly infested hand-me-downs, I am officially through with her!
And I never even began!
I mean, goddamn, Jen!
That's just nasty!
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Lady, you're taking Blohan's sloppy seconds, and he's a douchebag who's got a restaurant called "pink taco." You're in no position to be snarky about anybody else, because the only way you could look sadder right now is if you dated Parasite's sloppy seconds.
And she shouldn't have brought up Blohan when she's fucking Blohan's ex. It makes her sound like one of those bitter insecure women who automatically hate the ex-girlfriends of their man... yeah, so.
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Saw this guy in an interview about 7 years or so ago when he was talking about Pink Taco and the OBVIOUS reference he was making with the name ... CLASSSSAAAAYYY! He was such a total douche that I've never forgotten him.
Maniston has THE WORST taste in men and must not really like herself to agree to date such douchebags.
dude's fugly...and I mean Morton.
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i was wondering where this guy sneezed off to....
Just as a reminder, Harry Morton was Lindsay's bonafide boyfriend for a while there:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/online/16961/Lindsa...
Khensu Hetep -- who hasn't Lindsay Lohan fucked?
John Travolta.
Wanna bet she paid him to go out on a date with her?
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lol CTH, right?!
She missed one; the geek coworker down the hall from me. He's missing a tooth, but he makes bank.
Wait, what the hell is Aniston looking for in a man anyway?? So hard to tell since she's been on the webos of Gerard, Mayor, Pitt, Vaughn (all FKING DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT men). Thus, what the hell is the common denominator w/ that chick?
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
The speculation this poor chic has to endure about her sex life is ridiculous. Why is it sooo hard to believe that she may just have some guy friends, who on occasion she hangs with? Why the fuck is that so impossible to comprehend? Why does everyone think they can account for every friend in her life? And IF it is a date, so what? Maybe the guy actually has a personality. Atleast he's not an actor. Let's face it, Vince Vaughn = actor = failed relationship. John Mayer= singer/musician = fail . This guy is neither ...so maybe she just wants to try something different. Let her live her life!
Yeah, she's really making her way thru the country .... with these 2 relationships in the past 5 years ... and maybe a few crushes here and there. PLEASE!
She's slowly making her way through every single man in the country.
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Pink Taco? I like the sound of that, but ... him ... definitely nothing special - I also like how Aniston referred to Hohan as a "thing."
WhyTF did J'alone HAVE TO bring up lindsey?! Anyfkingoneelse in the world to name in regards to "not envying" and she fking singles herself out by saying "not lindsey". So J'alone has lindsey on the brain, I see. The fking RIGHT ANSWER would have been "well, i'm not in the business of contemplating envy or non-envy" or whateverthefk. You don't entertain dumbfk, pointless questions! Nowhere in the history of public relations is it stated that it is necessary for one to answer EVERY fking question posed to them. ohforshitssake.
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May the Force (of a hundred booger flicks) be with you.
Morton looks different. But I can't put my finger on it. He used to be hot.
GOD BLESS THE ANISTON-MORTONS!
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Manscaped eyebrows...close set eyes...ginormous chin....stubble....and as for Harry Morton...
I think she's just dumb, which is unfortunate because she's no beauty either. She really doesn't have much going on in the brain department.
a match made in Chin Heaven I might add
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I'm gettin a little downsy vibe from Morty...
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WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CARE SO FUCKING MUCH WHAT THIS FUCKING IDIOT IS DOING AND WHO SHE IS DATING? SHE WAS ON A FUCKING STUPID SHOW AND HER MOVIES ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME..THEY FUCKING SUCK!
this one!
of well, maybe they are hatching a plot to save "poor" lilo
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So I'm not that fond of the movie roles Jennifer Aniston's played (but oh god, Marley and Me?! I even started to cry at the non-sad parts!) igenerally, but I can't help but like her disposition. She's just endearing!
If she's making the most of being single, more power to her. It seems like she's enjoying life.
But seriously, who HASN'T Lindsay Lohan fucked? You probably have to boil all of the working men in Hollyweird to bump pork chops with them, because if they haven't dipped it in Hohan, they probably dipped it in Scrangie...not any better.
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What the hell is wrong with her? She should take a lesson from Halle Berry and Madonna and just go the "pretty bought boy" route. Hell, she has enough money. Why does she have to pretend with douches like Mayer and this Pink Taco guy? And how classy is Morton, naming his restaurant "Pink Taco?" Why didn't he just call it "Mexican Vagina" and be done with it?
Aniston, I keep telling you to emulate Salma Hayek and find some old billionaire civilian to marry!
Wow, she must be desperate on top of being a shitty actress.
she also talked to the valet guy - THEY'RE FUCKING. pfft. hollyweird.
I'm trying to find the hotness because he's rich, but nope, not there.