Jennifer Aniston & Harry Morton?!?
Jennifer Aniston left the Cabbage Patch Dolls with the sitter last night to have cocktails and dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel with 29-year-old Harry Morton.
A nosy witness type tells Radar that Jennifer sat close to him (THEY'RE FUCKING) during dinner and touched his arm several times (THEY'RE FUCKING) while looking at pictures on his phone (THEIR FUCKING PHOTOS). When Harry got up to use the bathroom (TO GET HIS DICK HARD FOR FUCKING), Jennifer reapplied her lipstick (TO GET HER LIPS READY FOR FUCKING). Harry paid the check and they left in separate cars (TO MEET AT THE LOCAL GAS STATION TO FUCK).
I'm all for Jennifer getting herself a young piece, but somebody should really remind her that Harry Morton (owner of Pink Taco and heir to the Hard Rock fortune) used to bone Lindsay Lohan! And it was only a hot second ago that Jennifer said this when Extra asked her who she doesn't envy:
"I don't envy Lindsay Lohan. Poor thing."
JENNIFER! If you don't envy LiLo, then you shouldn't get on the dude who used to snort lines off her labia and probably has gonorrhoea of the nostrils. Can you get gonorrhoea of the nostrils? Jennifer should check into that before she goes making out with Harry's nose. Although, she has been with John Mayer before...