Prince Von A Hole Has Big Plans For Zsa Zsa's Body
Oh, I've been waiting for Prince Von A Hole's all-natural crazy to poke out! Ever since Zsa Zsa Gabor started winking at the angels above, her husband Frederic von Anhalt has been polite with his comments about her condition. Prince Von A Hole has been bringing the foolery in heavy doses long before Spencer Pratt was birthed out of a Summer's Eve box, so I was a little surprised to see him behaving. But Prince Von A Hole is done leaving me thirsty for his crazy, because here it is! I'm glad we all saved a seat for it.
Prince Von A Hole tells Bild (via NY Post) that when Zsa Zsa retreats behind the rhinestone-encrusted gates of heaven, he plans to plastinate her body. You know, like the Bodies...The Exhibition:
He wants the creator of the Bodies exhibit and German anatomist Gunther von Hagens to turn Zsa Zsa's body into the shell of Mickey Rourke and Janice Dickinson like the picture above. Prince Von A Hole explains, "My wife has always dreamed that her beauty would be immortal. I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor in the context of a scene in one of her films."
That is the way he wants to honor Zsa Zsa's elegant beauty?! Put her on display in Las Vegas so that drunks can poke at her muscles and stare at her organs (GUILTY)? Dude is sick.
If he really wants to preserve Zsa Zsa's beauty and spirit he would turn her ashes into a dozen crystals. And then use those crystals to make a chandelier for the Beverly Hills Police Department. That way the prisms shooting off the chandelier will slap every police officer in the face who comes walking through the front door. That's a real tribute.
Why are we even talking about this anyways? Zsa Zsa is going to live forever!
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This coming from a moron who purchased his 'prince' title on the internet for a country that doesnt exist.
and by the way....her 'beauty' rode out of the barn on the back of that horse decades ago.
I find the science behind death fascinating, and the biological processes that happen to the human body after death, but I'm also really creeped out by it...which is why it attracts me more.
I can't look at a dead body IRL though. I've gone to open casket funerals, and they really freak me out. They look unnatural and just barely not decomposing...especially when you knew that person and that wasn't how they looked alive. It's not "peaceful", not the way I want to remember that person (though I've always managed to block those memories out of my mind) at all, stuffed with chemicals.
I wouldn't want to view a corpse in its most natural elements either...I just think that my culture should eliminate the casket viewing tradition altogether.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:37pm.
I've seen The Bodies Exposition...weird but awesome!
Me too! I saw it at the Liberty Science Center in NJ. totally cool, but totally creepy!
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I couldn't find it in myself to see plasticized husks of people. It takes ghoulishness and raises it to profound levels of insanity. I'm not even curious to see what people look like "on the inside". Fuck that. LMAO.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:25pm.
I find embalmed bodies for open casket ceremonies kind of ghoulish (no offense intended to anyone whose families have had those). I just want to be disintegrated when I die. Leave as little a trace as possible.
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Exactly. Makes me glad I'm a Jew and we don't have open casket viewings because those are repulsive, to me at least. (Sorry to those who feel otherwise, honestly)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 4:37pm.
I've seen The Bodies Exposition...weird but awesome!
Me too! I saw it at the Liberty Science Center in NJ. totally cool, but totally creepy!
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I'll bet he's poking that feather too!
If I had a dirty mind, I would suspect that Prince Von A Hole has big plans to poke Zsa Zsa in her plastinated state.
You know I saw a Chinese vampire movie where some family did that. They would seal all their loved ones' corpses in wax forever, so of course they turned into the undead later in the movie.
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I've seen The Bodies Exposition...weird but awesome!
Nice collection of World War I medals.
Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:49pm.
I'm glad to see that Michael Jackson's old outfits still get out once in a while.
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Speaking of MJ, I can totally see Joe Jackson digging up his late son and trying this to cash in, once he hears about it. They wouldn't have to do much work with him either as he was already 85% plastic. Ka-ching!!
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
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I thought that second picture was Vadge.
I kind of find that exhibit a little bit tacky. Am I alone?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Zsa Zsa will live forever thanks to one film: "Queen of Outer Space". Still holds the title as the worst of the bad SciFi movies. You can go out proud Zsa Zsa of that one.
MK's on to something here . . . it's called cremation diamonds and apparently a diamond can be made from one's remains:
http://www.phoenix-diamonds.com/
Some guys were on Dragon's Den (CBC) pitching a similar idea about turning hair into diamonds.
On Topic - Prince Von A. H. is an idiot . . . and disrespectful to beautiful Zsa Zsa.
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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
So basically he wants to stuff her and mount her. That's nice.
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I can understand medical professionals wanting to see "Bodies", but laypersons who go there are potential serial killers in my book. That being said, they should stuff this Von A Hole before his death.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
the chandelier idea is absolutely f-ing brilliant. I love you MK!!!
I'm dubious. I suspect that would take a lot of money, and the faux Prince has a lifestyle to which he's grown accustomed.
I find embalmed bodies for open casket ceremonies kind of ghoulish (no offense intended to anyone whose families have had those). I just want to be disintegrated when I die. Leave as little a trace as possible.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Wow, that's sick. And completely in character.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 1:06pm.
Is the Prince a homosexual?
Discuss.
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He is a Scientologist. That should answer your question.....
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:57pm.
My brother and his family went to the BODIES exhibit this weekend, and I was made to feel like an asshole because I thought it sounded ghastly in the extreme. Like some sort of sideshow....sorry I am not as fucking evolved as some people...I DON'T WANT TO SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
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I agree with you there. What is this obsession people have with this stuff? LIVING BODIES ARE UGLY ENOUGH! Look around.........
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
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Is the Prince a homosexual?
Discuss.
From Radar - "Zsa was released from the hospital yesterday (Wednesday) and is now at home," Prince Frederic von Anhalt told us. "She is in a great deal of pain and is being medicated to control it."
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HE IS THE TRUE PAIN IN HER LIFE!!! Someone please whack this putz.....
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I have no idea why anyone would want to see that bodies show, the fucking ads alone are quite enough for me thanks
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My brother and his family went to the BODIES exhibit this weekend, and I was made to feel like an asshole because I thought it sounded ghastly in the extreme. Like some sort of sideshow....sorry I am not as fucking evolved as some people...I DON'T WANT TO SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
As far as this nut is concerned, Zsa Zsa needs to put a posthumous DIVORCE in the will. That'll teach him to count his dead bodies before they croak.
hahaha wasn't there also a dead 'homie on a motorcycle'? we could stick her bitch ass on one of those... no, not a motorcycle, a bicycle like the witch from wizard of oz.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I'm glad to see that Michael Jackson's old outfits still get out once in a while.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:45pm.
Zsa Zsa (homie) in the corner?
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NO ONE PUTS ZSA ZSA IN THE CORNER! ;)
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I never that it was your fault.
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shopahaolic: it was like a dead penis show.
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OMG I think you just described Tom and Katie's honeymoon night!!
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Zsa Zsa (homie) in the corner?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
You know, people like to talk shit about her husband and stuff, but the fact of the matter is she married his asshole ass and when you marry someone your spouse has certain rights when it comes to you so I guess the lesson is DON'T MARRY ASSHOLES because it might come back to bite you in the ass someday.
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I have a baseball bat, but I don't play baseball BITCH.
Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:20pm.
The Bodies exhibit was the creepiest thing I'd ever seen. It felt like I was accessing Hannibal Lector's archives.
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no shit!! unfortunately, my daughter & i didn't read the fine print & didn't know the bodies were REAL humans! when we were informed by the laughing male members of our family, we could not get of there fast enough.
and speaking of male members...the majority of the bodies were male. it was like a dead penis show.
Hey! Isn't this the douche bag that claimed to be Anna Nicole's baby daddy?? The schmuck is such a compulsive liar, he actually believes the crap that erupts from his mouth.
Submitted by get serious on Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:36pm.
Why is this dingbat wearing such an elaborate getup? His store bought princepality does not come with medals or awards; it's a title in name only. What a fucking douche nozzle...
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He bought them -- with Gabor's money -- just like his title.
http://raremedal.com/
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Why is this dingbat wearing such an elaborate getup? His store bought princepality does not come with medals or awards; it's a title in name only. What a fucking douche nozzle...
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Doubt she wants that. What a freak. Hope she has a good loop free will.
He could take her corpse to a taxidermist, have stuffed and put on display.
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nclgemini:
Thanks! We all like a little cock on our face once in a while, don't we? :P
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Guy is such a fuckin' jerk. How in the hell she wound up with that poser I'll never know.
SugarFreeRedBull, your avatar is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
What a twat. Karma should intervene. Zsa Zsa needs to make a miraculous recovery just before he pops his clogs. His public declarations that being a pickled side show exhibit is a fabulous way to be remembered for all posterity is all she needs.
Why doesn't he just let Madame Tassaude immortalize it? Jesus christ she's not beautiful anymore.
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What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
She aint dead yet? Hurry up. Ta Ta Gabor!
The Bodies exhibit was the creepiest thing I'd ever seen. It felt like I was accessing Hannibal Lector's archives.
Human bodes do not have to be comparatively sliced and diced in every possible angle and displayed. I can understand maybe displaying/chopping up one or two bodies, and a few related diagrams, but not like a cadre of people in all sorts of varying sizes.
oh i love his shoulder pads! they look like 2 empty cupcake papers!
Awwww, I just ATE.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Bleck! How is this flavour of fuckery supposed to "immortalize her beauty"?
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Does he plan to keep her nearby like Juan Peron did Eva?
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I never that it was your fault.
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sucio, y loco! I kinda like this guy! wtf is wrong w/ me, lol.