Wednesday, September 1st 2010
Jared Leto Is Free To Ride Again!
Now that Jared Leto has finally ripped the cockatoo from the top of his head, he can jump on his white wheels and ride through the city without having to worry about a flock of birds following his ass thinking they are migrating elsewhere or deal with annoying hags trying to fuck with his sexy by throwing pieces of bread at him. And even though he still dresses like a drag king doing the worst impersonation of SamRo ever, I'm glad that he's hugging his hotness again.
Anyways, here's a little more of Jared with his brother Shannon bike riding through Manhattan yesterday afternoon.
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The blond doesn't suit him.
Don't forget he put his tongue in Parasite Hilton's mouth!!
I'd do him in a heart beat. His personality seems to be running on empty but who cares with a pretty face like that.
Sorry but I think he's fucking gorgeous! He does seem like a douche in pics tho'. I don't know him personally and don't recall seeing him give an interview so I don't know what he's like. I just admire his hotness!
My little sister calls Jared Leto the "mougar".
All the women in my family cream themselves over this little bitch, but I don't. He's definitely not ugly, but his ego's so unattractive.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Oh god. So he's one of those people who have to ride their bikes about a quarter of an inch from your rearview mirror. Those types are so annoying.
There are people who just like to ride their bikes, and then you have the douche supremos who take themselves all seriously when they do it.
"GOTTA WORK OUT, YO!"
Usually they're nutrition fascists and textbook know it alls who have a fucking coronary at the sight of a french fry.
Yeah, buddy, neurosis is a healthy alternative.
Are you one of those, Jared Leto? Because I can totally imagine you perpetually on a macrobiotic diet, like Vadge.
And his brother still looks like a creepy crawl.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by jerome on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:56pm.
Suuuuuuure, that IS his "brother".
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LOL, I never thought about it before. Leto has always given out a sexually ambiguous vibe, and it doesn't help that he's currently trying to pass for Askars' defective clone.
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Suuuuuuure, that IS his "brother".
Clearly those are McConaughey handlebars.
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There is something so incredibly, amazingly unattractive about Jared.
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nobody can dress like this and get away with it. except for jared.
He may be a first class douchenozzle, but hell he's one FINE douchenozzle!!
I can't bring myself to hate him. He does exactly what he wants for a living, travels around the world, and is basically free to be himself without having to care what anybody thinks. He's living his life exactly how he wants, I envy that.
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Hey everyone look at my stupid tiny impractical handle bars! I'm so cool!
Cant ever hate on Leto no matter how bad the music, hair, skinniness/fatness, doucheness, etc...
i will always love him for being jordan catalano... but cripes he is such a tool
I loved it when J.Leto was a fat ass, you know for that role he did. The pictures he took with that pervert photog are the best ever!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:57am.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:47am.
So I read somewhere last weekend that Jared Leto supposedly has the biggest dick in Hollywood. Can anyone confirm/deny?
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When did Tommy Lee croak?
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Last summer right? Oh no wait I'm thinking of Michael Jackson
Leto, in my humble cupcake opinion, hasn't been hot since 1994=95.
Oh wait, he is hot here:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/03/06/jared-leto-transformation/
As soon as I saw this photo, I just KNEW I'd be laughing my ass off at the comments!
snowpiece: "so Jared and his bro are having a bracelet wearing contest?"
vidz: "Is it wrong that I think they are totally diddling each other?"
yahbutnobut: "Babyarm handlebars!"
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:37am.
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:47am.
So I read somewhere last weekend that Jared Leto supposedly has the biggest dick in Hollywood. Can anyone confirm/deny?
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When did Tommy Lee croak?
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I never that it was your fault.
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what's with the bike? it's confusing me!
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what's with the bike? it's confusing me!
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I thought his bro looked kinda hot till I googled him and he turned out to be a long lost Madden brother...
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No helmet!!! Good to know he still hasn't given up his immortality.
What's this? 30 Seconds to Mars is coming out with a new album? And I thought they were on some sort of hiatus.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:47am.
So I read somewhere last weekend that Jared Leto supposedly has the biggest dick in Hollywood. Can anyone confirm/deny?
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So I read somewhere last weekend that Jared Leto supposedly has the biggest dick in Hollywood. Can anyone confirm/deny?
I totally thought that was Neil Patrick Harris.
Uvy - I'm pretty sure this is off their new album (the link you posted)
I actually haven't had much of a chance to listen to all of it.
mike, sorry, I totally read that as arms.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:24am.
I don't get it, why do people find this douche attractive? He's decent looking but the douchebag pretentiousness and midlife crisis just make him so obnoxious.
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He's good looking, but not so good looking that I don't want to punch him in the face for his obnoxiousness.
I'm not sure he's midlife crisising out as much as he has a raging case of narcissistic personality disorder.
And he is relavent and interesting because ...?
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And to answer the question about finding obnoxious douches hot... Yeah, I love me some obnoxious douche that's hot. To look at and appreciate from afar because there's no way in hell's half acre I'm putting up with said obnoxiousness or douchiness first hand.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:20am.
mike, what is perturbing about his arms? Welcome Mrs. C.
I said the rims on the bike. I said nothing about his arms.
Uvy, is that their new song???????????
ahhh jared pics on dlisted always put a smile on my face. =]
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:22am.
Sing with me, M.E.!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQHv-fhHq9Y
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CORNY!! lol
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:20am.
mike, what is perturbing about his arms? Welcome Mrs. C.
**Thanks! I admit, I've been creepin on this site for a while. Reading Dlisted comments make my day so I thought I'd join in the reindeer games!
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:21am.
His best movies are the ones where he gets his face bludgeoned, Fight Club & American Psycho.
**Agreed! Totally forgot he was in American Psycho - can't STAND that movie!
I don't get it, why do people find this douche attractive? He's decent looking but the douchebag pretentiousness and midlife crisis just make him so obnoxious.
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Sing with me, M.E.!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQHv-fhHq9Y
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
His best movies are the ones where he gets his face bludgeoned, Fight Club & American Psycho.
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mike, what is perturbing about his arms? Welcome Mrs. C.
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he looks so yougn, yet he's over 40
I'm not usually into this kind of shit, but I'd like to see Jordan Catalano with a nice, normal hairstyle in a hot designer suit for once.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:06am.
I've never seen a bike with such teeny handle bars. Am I way behind on this?
I'm more perturbed by the bike's rims.