This Isn't Going To End Well
The inside of Amy Wino's house probably already looks like something out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (but more corpses and way more jugs of homemade booze), so imagine what that shit will turn into if Dreamboat Doherty moves his mess in with her. Their mutual stank will rise into the sky and form a signal to all roaches far and wide. So if you see a parade of roaches heading towards the Atlantic Ocean for the UK you now know why. No need to RAID their asses. They are headed for the promise land.
The Sun reports that Wino is currently renovating her Casa de Crackery in Camden and wants Dreamy to stay with her. A source said, "Amy has offered Pete a place to stay while he's in London working on The Libertines comeback. She thinks a lot of him and they've been through a lot together so she wants to help him out. But pals are worried because they are bad influences on each other."
If Wino and Dreamy live under the same roof, their kitchen cupboards will be completely empty except for broken light bulbs, burnt rolling papers, melted ice pops, random pube hairs, alley cat whiskers and half-filled mini bar booze bottles. Both Wino and Dreamy only clean their crotches once a month with a garden hose, so they will use the tub for a giant barf bin. Actually, that kind of sounds like a non-stop party. Do they need a third roommate?
But seriously, we all know what happened one of the last times these two wrecks got together?
On a positive note, at least they won't ever have to worry about a rodent infestation, because no mouse is going to go near that house.
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OH. DEAR. GOD. help those poor nakkid baby mice whos eyes arent even open yet, they are gonna get diseased and die just from them 2 filthy bastards touching them.
I'd never seen that video before, so I was in deep fear for those baby mice, lol.
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Thanks for the info and fotos. It's amazing how kinda pretty she looked at one time, and not that long ago, either. Too bad. These two together is a guaranteed trip in an ambulance or hearse.
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Submitted by CareBearStare on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 9:21am.
Look at her dirty fingernails! Those two are a match made in impetigo heaven.
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Yes, there goes my appetite, thankyouverymuch.
I could practically smell the crack fumes through the computer monitor.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Why are they not married and spitting out little cockroach babies already.
Not only will this not end well, but it's not even going to START well! Sorry, I felt really clever when I wrote that.
Look at her dirty fingernails! Those two are a match made in impetigo heaven.
Submitted by La Angel on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:26am.
Maybe this was a pitch for a children's show?
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LMAO!!!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Dreamboat: Wino, let me in the house!
Wino May: JUNIOR! Better be out there with them dogs!
Maybe this was a pitch for a children's show?
Submitted by shoe addict on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:20am.
im still drunk from last night, cant deal w/ this right now, lol
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madcatter and I have some shitty coffee if that'll help.
im still drunk from last night, cant deal w/ this right now, lol
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Les Grossman is awesome!
They should contract Brit Brit's dad to come by and get these two cleaned up with a nice flea bath and on the right meds.
I wouldn't want to live next to that house in Camden...
Could Dreamboat become the new Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Oh mah gawd...they are so fried in that video. How can 2 people do SO MANY drugs and live to tell about it????
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
Poor sweet Dreamy, that bitch Wino is going to be the death of him. But then again if its true and they do end up as roommates think of all of whacky cracked out adventures they'll share!
I'm so torn over this being a good or a bad thing.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Just pray that no spawn result from this unholy union.
*throws holy water on screen*
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Submitted by iMalice on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:24pm.
Now THAT's a reality show I could sink my nostril into!
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OMG!
And Wino was on her way to half-recovery!
If EVER two people did not need to meet, it is these two.
Lord, everyone say a prayer!!
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I don't truly believe in it, but this, folks, is destiny.
I never get why someone would want to get intoxicated with something up to the point of having your thinking abilities affected. To me that would be scary as hell. Even though I was born to drink (I sucked the filling straight out of my mothers liquor bonbons as young as 3) and have had ample reason to get blasted every now and then, I always made sure I could trace back my steps the next day. Wino and Dreamboat seem to have gone beyond that point. Disaster weating to happen indeed.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
It's so fucked up how great her legs look in this pic.
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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:53pm.
Is it me or did Wino downsize her boobies?
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Those are old crackie pics. I'll never forget when she dyed that streak in her hair; they caught her doing it and you can totally see her bald spot.
this:
http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/post_image-0506_amy_win...
became this:
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/images/2008/05/17/029amywinomos_4...
Glamorous, no? But she likes that streak - she's done it way better in the past:
http://gg.dailyfill.com/926089ee29ff4fc8_a423332fb2efe4e4/amy_winehouse_...
http://www.topnews.de/wp-content/uploads/amy_winehouse_klein1.jpg
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/amy-winehouse-2007-elle-style-aw...
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/site_furniture/2007/12...
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/amy_winehouse.jpg
http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2009/07/20090723_winehouse_250x37...
She even went all blonde:
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/image/55447be7-5/Amy%20Winehouse.jpg
But I prefer it back when the crackhive was new and all black:
http://images.blog.edelight.de/promis/2008/Winehouse_Amy/winehouse_amy02...
What am I gonna do? Bitch refuses to make music - I follow her hair. But not her makeup cuz that only changes slightly depending on how fucked up she was when she put it on. Alas - I'd say she was pretty fucked up for that one good hair photo.
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this looks like an old photo in every aspect but amy's feet.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
I would make some snarky comment, but these two are so tragic. I can't even joke about it.
Now THAT's a reality show I could sink my nostril into!
Two! Two!
Two skanks in one!
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Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 9:38pm.
They're baby mice or rats, can't remember which.
Water seeks its own level...
Gross. Anyone remember the photos of his last places? Cat piss, cat shit, full litterboxes, broken furniture, empty cans and bottles, cigarettes and blood on the walls.
I hope she owns her shit because if I was the landlord of her flat, I'd want to bomb the place. You'd have to burn it down and get a shaman to witch doctor the ground. The thought of the new diseases that will come from that place makes my skin crawl.
Kerfuffles, I thought I was feeling something - that explains it. Shit, I'd hate to be within 10 ft of these two - they probably smell of 3-day unwashed armpit, burnt hair, and cat pee.
What the fuck is she holding in the video?!
Amy is over. She's a shithead who'd rather cuddle with Stinkass Pete and get high while her talent shrivels up and looks like Mrs. Bates in that fruit cellar. No mercy for these asshole used-to-bes sucking up every drug available and whining about it later. Just die Amy, and make the world a better place.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
YES! YES! YES! The universe makes sense again. Solemates. Their house will be so clean and smell of roses and strawberry candles.
;)
I do have to say, they've reached a level of addition that would ordinarily take rock stars decades to achieve. That also makes me want to cry.
That video makes me want to cry.
The can reminisce about the careers they threw away for addiction. Lots a laughs.
damn that was a funny vid....actually kind of cute..but what are those baby things....there too small to be kittens...but what are they??? anybody know...actually being high makes them seem kind of cute...I think there on a weed type high since they are mellow...I would hate to see them cracked out..yikes!!
I am quite surprised it has taken them so long to get together.
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I never that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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The Mayans were right! This can only be the beginning...
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Let them get together. A black hole of fuckery will open up around them and they'll disappear in a flash of light. Problem solved.
So THIS is why the bedbugs are coming back in full force!
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
that video actually, it charms me until i see pete's filthy fingers creep across the screen, then the bile rises.
until then amy's wee baby cockney voice makes me forget how she looks in the photo above.
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I didn't ask to be hated
I just don't mind being a bitch.
(Courtney Love)
Someone should spray them with RAID to see if it kills them? You know, as a scientific experiment. I mean they are already what roaches will become after the human race gets obliterated.
oh.fuck.YES!!!!! My dream couple FINALLY hooks up!!!
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Oh, Dreamboat, No! Just No!you cannot abandon your little kitties and three legged hedgehogs for this useless skank! Wait for me, I'll come to London and rescue you!!!
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