Miley Cyrus Looks Different In The Face
Maybe it's because her make-up artist shoved her face into a sink full of lead based bronzer or the fact that AntiDuckFace.com is advertised all over her mouth, but this picture of Miley Cyrus in NYC today is giving me a serious Squeak moment.
It's as if Snooki got Khloe Kardashian's face awkwardly transplanted over hers by a bottom basement plastic surgeon who used liquid nails instead of stitches, which is why her mug swelled the fuck up.
That being said, Miley's eye make-up reminds me of my 8th grade cholita friend who said she was "bringing the 5 flavors of the orient to her eyes" (don't ask me where she pulled that phrase from) when she added a subtle tip to the ends with black liner. Because of that, Miley's busted down make-up job works for me!
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Ewwwwwwww. Girl got fat in the face. Isn't she a white girl? She looks like she had a chicano transplant.
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"Turning Japanese I think she's turning Japanese I really think so". And it looks as if she's had the Nikki Cox botched lip job, too.
I like the Chanel bag and the boots. Her face is extremely big. Ooof!
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
What this actually means is her body is growing and changing. I bet even she can't believe the size she's wearing now as compared to a few years ago. She won't be the super skinny girl anymore but also nowhere near fat. She's a WOMAN people!!
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Looks like the Downs Syndrome is finally catching up with her...
Dumb ass trick looks like Snooki. How embarrassing.
ok, antiduckface.com is hi-larious!
why do ppl make that face????
she's probably just really hung over.
that cross is ridiculous, plz tell me it's not one of the ones made out of fake spikes, ugh... that's like trying to say "i'm a badass but i still love jezus"
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:51am.
What the hell was she wearing? It was in the 90s yesterday in NYC
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Ha! I thought that said: "It was the 90s yesterday..." and so I also thought - well there you go, you answered your own question!
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Submitted by TexnDoc: "The hilarious thing is she's trying to play sex kitten as she ages and comes off as successfully as Patty Duke in 'Valley of the Dolls'."
Whoa now! Patty Duke can act, and as Neeley, she is fabulous in "Valley of the Dolls." Who can forget that scene she has in the bathroom with Susan Hayward? Girl, please!
What the hell was she wearing? It was in the 90s yesterday in NYC and that troll is wearing thigh-high boots (and she's too short for that look). Fashion victimization to the max.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:10pm.
@ antibitch,
considering she is 17 and has had that look on her face for the past 2 years i would say it's meant as an insult. You shouldnt have cock sucker face when you are just 17 years old. Wait until you are Megan Fox's age at least.
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oh. I wasn't taking her age into consideration. Though I will say I gave my first bj at 15, so I guess I had 17 year old cock sucker face.
The only thing different about this inbred twat rocket's face is that she took Daddy's dick out of her mouth for a few minutes.
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Her face is fat and flat like it always is...her hair is just styled differently & lighter.
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We have another Britney on our hands. *shakes head*
the damage has been done with this child
She looks like Daphne Duck in these photos!
duck-billed fucktress!
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Have only heard her interviewed once but that was enough. She was totally out of her element, didn't get the jokes of the others and told long ass stories that made no sense considering what everyone else was talking about. Uneducated is the nicest way I can think of to say stupid. She could disappear to college but that's hoping too much.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 1:02am.
At least you have a reason.
I don't think she really comes across as *mean*, but not really intelligent and everyone knows that nepotism got her into the industry. Her parents are overzealous famewhores for pimping her out, though, in my opinion AKA I think it's more her parents' choice than her own.
I think she's going to have a Britney Spears like meltdown in a few years, and Britney Spears really doesn't bother me either. Except for Miley Cyrus' acting career, she and Britney Spears appear to have a very similar professional background.
As much as it pains me to say it, I think people only like to rag on Cyrus so much because she's a weak target. Like I said, I respect your opinion because you actually backed yourself up, but I'm weary of the pile on mentality.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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but, those boots in nyc yesterday? i think it was 150 and with humidity felt like 200 degrees. famour or not, she must have had stinkfoot bad by the end of the day.
i agree with whoever said that for miley, the outfit is pretty modest. the cross is absurd.
and i hope she isnt moving to ny.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:41pm.
It doesn't matter with this kid.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:14pm.
Man, I love you.
If she tried to be nice and likeable I wouldn't talk shit...but her donkey braying and grinding on dudes old enough to be her dad while claiming some fake sense of womanhood/sexuality while being 15,16,17 make me sick. oh and not understanding anything beyond 4th grade reading comprehension, grammar, and spelling makes me sick as well. if she shut her mouth , laid low for a little while, didn't blow her dad/manager/disney boss/and just did something nice for someone I would re-consider...
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She looks like a Snooks, Racheal Ray, Kelly Clarkson & Lourdes hybrid dipped in Sevin Nyne.
is that you JUJUBE?
Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:09pm.
Hola angel_i - i see duckface but do u see cokebloat???
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Eh...maybe she's on the rag. Maybe that's why she looks bitchy too.
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Submitted by bambam on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 10:18pm.
you people need to get off the farm and go into town occasionally.
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I'm so using that once a day, every day, for the rest of my life:)
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I think I read on one of those teeny twat gossip sites that she was evacuating the wisdom teefs. Prolly the reason for the puffer face. Otherwise, I'm not going to bash her. Her shorts are a good length, her busted weave is gone and her shirt is fairly modest. I call this a Cyrus win.
Nose job?
That's an awful tan, that's all I've got to say.
Even though she can't sing or act for shit and her family's trashy, Miley Cyrus doesn't really bother me anymore. Like I said, that Taylor Momsen cunt is hundred-fold worse than Miley Cyrus on a bad day.
I'm not exactly having a great day on here for posting, but I don't hate this kid, and if any of these teen stars deserve a little bit of credit for having a fucked up family, it's her.
*Dodging flamewar*
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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face looks like a shovel...miley and tila tequila look like they could be related...
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She did something to her face. She looks bloated.
Gene pool like a puddle?
geez, it's called "pie face" cuz her face is round. you people need to get off the farm and go into town occasionally.
Off topic, I love Pluots.
Well fuck me running. Maybe I'm wandering into ricki lake territory, but it's been a shit Tuesday and there are still three days to go at work. I fucking hate this inbred hillbilly who has already made more money than I could ever imagine, with nothing but luck to line her bank accounts. Why should any of the faithful Dlisters suffer the body blows of current economics by losing anything when this fucking briarhopper sits pretty on her millions? This is how the French Revolution began, and at this point, I'd be MORE than happy to pull the lever that sends the blade to decapitate Miley. I don't fucking care about her, her shitty career, or her pedo Dad who's driving some kind of expensive car that most of us could only dream about. Miley, you suck. I don't care what you do or how you look or who you fuck. For the sake of humanity, just go away and let us live without you.
Yeah, I'm in a mood.
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@ antibitch,
considering she is 17 and has had that look on her face for the past 2 years i would say it's meant as an insult. You shouldnt have cock sucker face when you are just 17 years old. Wait until you are Megan Fox's age at least.
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Whoa, she's unrecognizable. Her face is so bloated!
Cheek implants?
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holy crap, that website is fkin hilarious! they all look like such dumbasses!
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Sweet Baby Jesus on a Ritz, she looks like shit.
Wow, she does looks weird. She looks like she has upside down bulimia face.
It's a rare treat indeed to see someone that LOOKS that stupid.
Why isn't she in college?
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Nice cameltoe 1987 BONGO jean shorts that she probably paid 500 dollars for.
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