Tuesday, August 31st 2010

Cameron Diaz & A-Rod Are Still Doing It

Wearing a dress cut so damn high that you could practically see if A-Rod's a nibbler or not, Cameron Diaz showed up to her 38th birthday party at a restaurant in NYC last night just a few minutes before he did. Cameron has never admitted that she's popping A-Rod's roidy ass pimples every night before they spoon, but she doesn't have to since this shit is obvious. You can practically smell it on her fingers.

But you know, Cameron is smart for not telling the media that A-Rod is popping her face pimples with his peen (he's a gentlemen who always returns the favor) before they spoon, because it won't be long before she's on to the next piece. Who's Kate Hudson boning again? Yeah, Cameron will be on his ass as soon as Kate skips off to the next one. It's a cycle...It's a cycle...

Posted by: Michael K


violettavioletta's picture

These two Dined that night at LION. I was there dining with a friend. A-Rod showed up pretty late into the dinner. Cameron was wearing the dress in the picture and a black cardigan she had friends with her. As soon as A-ROD showed up she took off the cardigan and lit up. They were caressing and kissing throughout dinner. It was obvious that they were a couple and that they were really hot for each other....

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Submitted by moriah on Wed, 09/01/2010 - 8:51am.
REMOVE THE GOD DAMN SUFFERING BABY ELEPHANT OR SOMEONE IS GETTING MURDERED UP IN HERE.

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I love the smell of homicidal pacifists in the morning.

But I hate the fuck outta that picture.

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REMOVE THE GOD DAMN SUFFERING BABY ELEPHANT OR SOMEONE IS GETTING MURDERED UP IN HERE.

Bjork You's picture

That Graydon Carter ruined a lovely little restaurant that served the best chicken pot pie. Now it's douchebag central, another symbol of the sadly changing West Village. (No more St. Vincen'ts Hospital either.)

Cami has gorgeous long legs.

TheBreakdown's picture

Sorry, but A-Rod seems to be hit by the trifecta of fuckery:

- touch 'o tarditis
- Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Oompa Loompa Disease

What she has in name recognition, she can 86 and go to Bed-Stuy and find something much hotter and probably less prone to infect her with fleas, rabies, and a plethora of other communicable diseases.

Run, Cammy!

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See, I just think A.Roid looks like an embalmed black guy. His skin is just weird. He looks like a Sim, or something computer generated, definitely.

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chaka1's picture

If had her money, looks and fame, I would be fucking A-Rod's brains out!!!! Damn, he is FINE....

I would have Dwayne Johnson and Shemar Moore on speed dial as my back ups...

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Cameron:

Body, hot
Face, NOT

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ambienAnnie's picture

he needs to use his millions to get a lobe-ectomy.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Please post nude photos of A-ROD!!!

Also, A-ROD please sit on our face!

BitchHouse's picture

not a fan but bitch looks great in these.

Khensu Hetep's picture

A.Roid's skin looks like it's made of nylon.

I don't find Cameron Diaz ugly, just kind of average looking, and I don't think she seems like a bitch either, so whatever. I'd say she's an improvement from Kate Hudson (who has Miranda Kerr syndrome) and Vage (whose ship sailed in the mid 90s).

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Whatever's picture

YAWN! These two will tire of each other before the week ends.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

*Looks at Cameron`s legs. Looks at own cauliflower-knees. Cries*
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!

Mawy's picture

PS Arod, you're a millionaire. So why are you dressed like a campesino?
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Crystal Lynn's picture

I think he is so hot...but I ALWAYS like sluts. I really don't have a type...but slutty - dingdingdingdingding!

She looks great everywhere but the face.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

p.s. -- you can get that body at your local gym & track, no need to kill a bitch. Yes, I know it's not easy to some, but it beats murder ;)


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Pearl_Necklace's picture

38??? Wasn't she 38 at least 5 years ago? She's the white Beyonce.

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Kerfuffles's picture

I'd kill for those legs, dress and hair. That is all.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Ugh. Musical Beds AKA Ring Around The Valtrex is still the faculty sport here in status symbol land..
EW..

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elmo533's picture

I don't know why I dislike her so much, but I do. She may be gross, but I would kill for those legs.

P.S. A-Rod is gross too. Anyone who's fucked on Kate Hudson should be put in quarentine.

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harveyprice's picture

Show those legs Cammy, that way people won't look at your fug face.

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johnnysgirl's picture

I loathe her but even so, I am not going to throw her shade for wearing that short dress - I think she has an amazing body and killer legs and tho it is short, I don't get a whiff of skank from it.

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moomarse's picture

At least she's got pretty knees....

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moomarse's picture

Cameron - you COULD pull that dress down honey... it's awful bunched up there in your GROINY CUNTY area there....

And, A-ROD looks more like an A-ROID ... can't you just see the super-clenched-up schvinkter? how the fuck do you spell that anywaze..??

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These two ambulatory genital warts...

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Zonko's picture

WHY do chicks find that guy attractive ?

He has THE DUMBEST-LOOKING face !
It's nutty-looking !

bambam's picture

ARod's got a thing for the manly girls don't he?

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she looks good so I cant hate on Cameron, but why is she with that man-whore?!

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Mawy's picture

I've never found her attractive but she looks smokin in these pics. Arod on the other hand is not aging well. Before I thought he was hot. Now, not so much. Plus, there are wayyy hotter Dominican dudes out there, like my 20 yr old boyfriend. Owww! And have any of you been to the DR? Some of those men are freaking GODS and they're amazing in the sack.
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One of the most overrated (in the looks department)actresses EVER. I have to laugh when they call her beautiful or gorgeous or sexy. She is fug. Huge mouth that resembles the Joker's, pug nose, and bad skin. And she is apparently thick as a brick.

The only time she looked pretty was in The Mask. And she had layers and layers of makeup on in that movie.

WinnieT's picture

Hmm, I'll give this one a big fat 'who the fuck cares'.
These two couldn't be any more boring if they tried. The only thing Cameron Diaz is good for is making me want to work harder to get her legs. That's it.

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Dgrin's picture

I'd stick it in Cameron real good!

he sure does like 'em flat chested

Erika_Leigh's picture

yes she IS way more attractive when her hair cover's up that buttahface of hers. but the body of a little boy under it doesn't help much either.

Erika_Leigh's picture

oohhh look the joker's sister is back in town. i swear she looks like a female jack nicholson when he played the joker

Anonymous Q's picture

I think she looks bangin. Face and body. I don't know why she's rubbing up against A-Rod of all people, but as long as she's not throwing the details in my face (like most celebs), I'll let it slide.

She's way more attractive when her hair is in her face like that.

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even though cammy has no hips, she's looking pretty hot from the neck down (can't believe i'm saying this), but she and kate hudson are rubbing up against the same dudes...ewwwww...
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Tyroan's picture

Cami must dig the dual Alex-as-centaur portraits which reportedly adorn his bedroom.

Meeshie's picture

Suddenly I am craving a pepperoni pizza. Seriously, I really am.

madam s.'s picture

Ahhhaha mike!

The saddest part is that as soon as I typed that I thought "Mmmm... scented markers. I wonder if they still make those? I want some". So I guess sniffing the scented markers definitely gets a pass.

NovaNightly's picture

Ick...that A-rod guy is so douchey.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:07pm.

Ew. I wouldn't touch A-Rod, and not just because of the nasty chicks he's been with. He looks like you'd have to really keep your eye on him while he was working on crafts to make sure he didn't eat the paste and scented markers.

How about spending an inordinate amount of time sniffing the scented markers, 'cause if so, I'm out, too.

Where are her hips?

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Ew. I wouldn't touch A-Rod, and not just because of the nasty chicks he's been with. He looks like you'd have to really keep your eye on him while he was working on crafts to make sure he didn't eat the paste and scented markers.

Good thing Cameron doesn't seem the motherly type, I could only imagine the fugly kids they would have.

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mike's picture

Even taking the face into consideration, it's definitely a step up from Kate Hudson.