My Gold Digging Hero Is Officially A Real Plastic Housewife Of Beverly Hills
Bravo has confirmed that a shovel's best friend Camille Grammer is one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (which premieres in October). The cast list is the same one that floated around a few months ago, but Bravo now has bios and a video! You can read all of their bios here, but there's only one your eyes need to grace.
I am going to memorize the hobby portion of Camille's bio word for word tonight, so I have something to say to stranger dudes at bars who ask me what I'm into. Well, usually I answer with "suck, spit, swallow, blow, sit, spin, eat, lick, puke, chew", but sometimes that makes the dude slowly back away while covering his mouth with the bottom of his shirt. If he does that, I'll recite Camille's hobbies to lure him back. If it works for Camille...
Camille Grammer - Camille is a multi-talented model, actress, dancer, and advocate, who calls Beverly Hills her home. Grammer began her career as a dancer on Club MTV. She was married to sitcom star and icon, Kelsey Grammer, for 13 years. Together, they have a daughter, Mason, and a son, Jude. Camille and Kelsey own a production company, Grammnet Inc., which produces the shows “Medium,” “Girlfriends” and “The Game.” She has appeared on both the big and small screens. Most notably, in the Halloween episode of Frasier, in Betty Thomas’ “Private Parts,” and Woody Allen’s “Deconstructing Harry.” She has also appeared as a dancer in several music videos. Grammer was featured in the HDTV video dream sequence in David Niles’ Broadway show “Dreamtime” at The Ed Sullivan Theater. Her hobbies include dancing, skiing, paddle boarding, tennis, hiking, and collecting rare first edition books, such as Pride and Prejudice, Works of Byron 1833, The Sound and the Fury, and the works of William Faulker and Roald Dahl.
The Works of Byron 1833? No words. Camille is a genius.
Here's the preview clip of RHOBH, which is basically what the inside of Jackie Collins' head looks like at all times. It's also what the praying mantis aliens on Mars would look like if they opened up a Zales, a St. John and a Sunset Tan on their planet.
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How about...
The Golddiggers of... 2010.
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
They all look the same to me
i will be watching this show...i love kyle, okay im in love with her hair really...lol
i grew up watching Kim and Kyle on T.V. i remember kim from little house on the prairie...these girls where always on a sitcom or made for tv movie...
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Someone may have already posted this, but that Kyle chick is related to Paris Hilton. I've seen her on more than one show about the Hiltons (i.e. The E True Hollywood Story, etc. Yes, I watched it...don't judge.) I think she is Paris' auntie.
I believe I would rather watch the Crack Ho's of Skid Row than this shit....probably classier bunch of ho's anyhow!
does Frankenstein live in Beverly Hills,cause those women are some Bride of Frankenstein type ho's. More plastic than a mattel factory on those faces...not one half way attractive one in the bunch...if that is how the other half lives, well, I guess I will pass...I much rather be mellow and wear old jeans...than run around in a bunch of jewlery, (which all looks costume btw), and let my face be....than have any of that shit...I think I am done with the bitchy Housewive shows...
Enough of the Fug Housewives of Bravo.
Can Jackie Collins please step up and do an updated Hollywood Wives please? Either reality show or TV movie. Anything she puts out I'll watch. Make sure it ain't on Bravo though.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:18pm.
Yeah, they totally should have done Real Housewives of Dallas. Would have been way more entertaining.
I agree they should do a Real Housewives of Dallas! I was thinking about that because people down there are rich and it's just like California but better! People in Texas aren't nasty plastic barbies!
All these bitches are ugly! I hate how they have so much money and they have nothing to do with it but go spend it on themselves! I can't believe Paris Hilton's aunt Kyle is on this show!!! I think I kinda like her because she speaks her mind! Kelsey Grammer's wife is a major gold-digger!
William Faulkner wrote "The Sound and the Fury." It's like saying you collect rare edition books like "Emma" and the works of Jane Austen. It's people like Camille Grammar that make people like Fishsticks Paltrow think they're intellectual.
So they are acting like street walkers with a little more cash--what's the big deal? They are that, afterall. BTW, that british ho is such the jealous one.
never seen so much bad plastic surgery in my life....
WTF 2 kids and you have 4 nannies??!
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
They are all plastic surgery nightmares!
collecting first editions my ass!!!!
that was a good laugh though!
OMG! She, like, reads interesting literature with depth to them? Because I so totally do too, in fact I was like an English major in college, so OMG, I have something in common with this vapid hollow shell of a cuntess!! OH M GEE!!! {massive eye roll}
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
all these useless broads look like acid has been dashed on their faces...i seriously can't tell one from the other...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:29pm.
They need to re-name this shit:
"Vapid Whores That Married Well"!
I wish I were a vapid whore that married well.....
Submitted by mike on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:19pm.
Can we PLEASE stop calling this the Housewives of ANYTHING? Let's be real. The Golddiggers of...
I agree, but considering how many have ended up facing bankruptcy, are they even good golddiggers?
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Ha! maybe that's why I left out "Real";p
But yeah - USE-LESS. Trophy Wives. The cool thing about trophy wives is that they "maintain" themselves, unlike plain old trophies.
Then again - plain old trophies don't run you into the ground financially.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:19pm.
Can we PLEASE stop calling this the Housewives of ANYTHING? Let's be real. The Golddiggers of...
I agree, but considering how many have ended up facing bankruptcy, are they even good golddiggers?
They're what I term "useless women" (and before you call me a misogynist, hear me out). They don't do anything. They have no jobs. They have no meaningful interests. They don't raise their own kids (they have nannies for that). They do nothing.
Audition ad for RHOBH:
"Is your life shallow and empty? Are you a useless consumer whore? Then come one down!..."
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:14pm.
BRAVO should do "The Baby Mamas of Real Thugs" next. Their behavior wouldn't be any better or worse than some of the bitches off of "Housewives...".
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That's a brilliant idea. You better pitch that and get rich before VH1 does.
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I would but I don't want to contribute that much to the decline of mankind, lol. I have a cousin that worked for MTV for years and she hated it so much she walked away and never looked back.
Such a pile of shiite! Camille has never opened a book of literature let alone started collecting them. Give me a break. So pathetic.
The Byron claim was bad enough, but "The works of William Faulkner"? MY ASS! I'll eat Kelsey's crocs if this bitch can prove she read ALL of "Absalom, Absalom!".
BULLSHIT!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Owwww...I can't WAIT for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to come out! I have never watched any of them, but I WILL check out the Beverly Hills show! :-)
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 1:14pm.
BRAVO should do "The Baby Mamas of Real Thugs" next. Their behavior wouldn't be any better or worse than some of the bitches off of "Housewives...".
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That's a brilliant idea. You better pitch that and get rich before VH1 does.
They all look the same way like that in Hollywierd/Beverly Hills/LA, those women are a mass production.
And stop now with the fucking Housewives shows, we have a Cali one already, the orignal...DC/Washington Sucks....NJ, NY, OC & Atlanta are the O.G.'s in this game, they should just leave it at that.
OHH EMM GEE, did anyone watch 1/2 of the Reunion of NJHW?? It was great, an hour and 15 minutes, cant wait for next week.
Looking at Snowy, tell me you watched!?
Real Self-Absorbed House Hos of "fill in the blank."
All the blondes look the same to me.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
cannot wait for this mess of plastic! those faces...mg.
Switching to commercial flights was certainly the tip of the iceberg..if I'm using that term correctly.
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Yeah, they totally should have done Real Housewives of Dallas. Would have been way more entertaining.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
BRAVO should do "The Baby Mamas of Real Thugs" next. Their behavior wouldn't be any better or worse than some of the bitches off of "Housewives...".
All their faces look like their about to melt off
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I can't even watch DC, so boring.
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Why does Bravo hate us so?
I bet this will be good, unlike the DC one which sucks. Bravo is really shitting these shows out like rapidfire. The next one in the franchise will be Vegas I'm guessing....
Wtf, is that Demi Moore or Wonky's aunt?
They are all disgusting...which means I will watch this.
she collects first editions...but does she read them? I bet she hasn't read a book (other than the 101 Sexual Positions" in her life.
the only way I would watch this crap is if they take all these vapid plastic cunts, do some wife swap shit with them and put them all back in the trailer park they came from (or a swamp) to see which one survives.
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Yeah, I could only watch half of that. BARF
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
They ought to dedicate an episode to her Irritable Bowel Syndrome
he he Koko what are you talking about!? I'm sure these bitches will throw a couple of fundraising shindigs for Operation Smile so they can call themselves humanitarians!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
This is getting ridiculous. The original Orange county group really were neighbors. There was a wholesomeness to the show. Now they are all bitchy Barbies.
Real Housewife huh?
These types of people make me sick...with all their time and money they worry about which necklace to buy or what cosmetic surgery to get next. As if those are the only problems in the world. They have nothing to contribute to anyone or anything. That being said, I will probably watch it and feel superior.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Heh, their faces are variations on a theme. The thing about this latest abyss of self-indulgence is that they actually have the "new money" that they're vulgarly displaying. I always feel bad for little kids whose parents throw obscene birthday parties because it doesn't take much for the kid to figure out that their birthday party has little, if anything, to do with them. Those parties tend to be all about mommy and daddy's ability to impress their peers; the kid's no more important than the well placed balloons purchased from the "right kind" of party favor store. People like this will always be rewarded for abhorrent behavior because they entertain long enough to sell soap. Slog through some pit, or try to make a difference in the world and you'll do it unheard of, act like a junkie brat for two years and the Vanity Fair cover is yours.
These overindulgent bitches aren't housewives in any sense of the word.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:32pm.
I made it about 45 seconds in before I turned it off. Someone needs to call Amnesty International on my behalf because that was a fucking TRAGEDY.
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Me too. HAAAHAAAAAHAAAA 36 seconds into it I could feel my body twitching and my finger itching for the the stop button.
Vanderpump (hee) used to live in LA, went back to England and appears to have returned again - http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/music/article-369691-baywatch-babe-turns-c...
(article is from 2002)
Hmm.
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OMG NO DOUBT they all got the dresses and accesssories at the "fashion District" ( The Alley) and got the No tax special ( cash)