Tuesday, August 31st 2010
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Carrie the famous dancing dog from Chile!
The Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases cast was announced last night and they messed up by not including this hot bitch right here. Not only is Carrie's merengue game tighter than Mop Head's full body Spanx, but I'm pretty sure she's potty-trained and doesn't slobber all over the furniture which is more than I can say for some of the other contestants (see The Situation).
But if Carrie was on that glittery shit show, every contestant would raise a white flag and go home as soon as her paw hit the dance floor. Carrie moves better than all of us and she doesn't wear chonies! Graceful, rhythmic AND slutty! This bitch has it all.
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LOVE this. I can't believe I missed this the other day.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
That man will never have a better dog! Totally awesome.
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Amazing!!!
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Submitted by Ante K on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 5:57pm.
Optimal experience (mute the sound of the merengue dog video): http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3...
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OMFG that was a huge emotional rollercoaster!
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1. WTF? Why is Lionel on downers? It's running slow. (maybe that's how it's supposed to be) I don't like it.
2. They're wearing the same colour shirt. But lol Lionel was so long ago, even this dirt road dude has a better camera;p
3. I can't believe that's Nicole Ritchie's daddy. But there you go - that's the difference between her and Paris. THIS is what HER daddy was trying to accomplish.
4. Aw! Remember when little girls were allowed to be little girls and they didn't have to be knowing whores by eight? Good times, good times...
5. Ok, I have to fix this! These videos go really well together but not like this. But how? Open two windows. Size 'em up. Play THIS Youtube vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiLziusKW4s (same vid) at 4 seconds behind the dog vid. AH! STUNNING!
6. Wow - remember when back up dancers didn't have to have their tongues in your ass?
7. The dancing is pretty bad sometimes. But it's homey. Like he made it with his neighbours. That's kinda nice, achally. And no different than Kate Gosslein at the Emmy's, really...
8. This dog and her man seem SO happy together! They really like this song! *sigh* *dabs tear*
9. What happened? I remember we used to sing about community a lot. Now it's all me, me, me. What happened?!;\ And where did all the old people go (in music)? Did they ALL become crack addicts?
10. The crowds cheer at the same time! Really, don't skimp out on the 4 seconds - it's easy if you pause it.
11. This is really beautiful. I remember something I was aspiring to that I'd forgotten. Not really forgotten-but let go of, maybe...maybe let go a little too much...
12. You might not call either of these great art (well, I dunno - that dog is pretty fucking amazing) but I'll be damned if that's not what art is supposed to do.
PS. Yes - my emotions are all that wordy. Always;p
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~ Jeph Jacques
Every time I watch her, she makes me smile and it warms up the dark, dank corners of my evil, evil, heart.
My dog looks exactly like this! But I'm worried about the doggie's future since goldens with skinny legs get arthritis usually. Sorry to be a party pooper, but I hope all this exercise helps her legs and she's not in pain since they are so skinny. Found out about my doggie's arthritis earlier this year, and watching her feel pain gives me sads.
But yes, CUTE DOG.
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
I love it! So cute and impressive. This is why dogs are better than cats. And not only did the dog learn to do all of this, but I'm sure she was enjoying it as well.
So my movie-making husband says that this looks real but I've never seen a dog do anything remotely like this before! So much balance and patience...like the doggie was a dance teacher in a past life!
How cute. That dog was a much better dancer than Grosslein was last year and I'm sure she will put Pisshole Palin to shame.
Optimal experience (mute the sound of the merengue dog video): http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3...
Que cosa mas preciosa!
Emma Grace Frost
LOL! That dog is hilarious and cute!!
I'm trying to teach my dogs The Robot right now. They are dressed in tin foil.
AMAZING!!!! I must steal it!
Thanks MK!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Too funny.. that dog is awesome :)
OMG shandi is right! Carrie dances better than Kate Gosselin. She would be a great guest on DWTS or So You Think You Can Dance.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 11:27am.
Amazing! That dog is a genius! I can't even get mine to stop pooping in the house.
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LOL! Right!? I so love this dog!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
I'm with Madam S -- normally I don't like dog clothes, but Carrie looks like she's having a rip-roaring time. Go girl!
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
YAY! Here's that same dog playing with a dolphin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D6aAKW-lE4
Ok - not really but they might be brothers!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
This dog is better than Kate Gosselin when it comes to dancing!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I would so teach my Rocco how to do this, but all I know how to do is the New Kids dance.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Amazing! That dog is a genius! I can't even get mine to stop pooping in the house.
"Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 7:45am.
On a side note, I hope Carrie's person has a human lady in his life. He and Carrie seem like they spend an awful lot of "quality" time together."
You know-I was thinking the same thing-her owner looks like the only hip thrusting he has in his life is with Carrie....
Having said that-she certainly looks happy and I love her outfit.
My 3 lazy slut dogs wont do shit unless theres a snack at the end of it....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
@madam s. - Aw, c'mon let's not go there, everything was peens & rainbows until we got to the quality time part.
Sorry mama, my laptop went dead. I'm doing great! Livin it up in Panama City Beach! No complaints. I'd love it if you gave me a call! I'm getting over a cold though, so I'd probably cough ten times. But feel free to call me anytime. :)
LOLZ girl. Hell yes I still have your #. I'm good. How are you? Want a call?
OMG,that is so cute, and the dog actually looks so happy dancing. And she is better than most of the losers on DWTS.
It's Sherry. how you been?
antibitch...
Who are you? Give me the 1st initial of your real name.
MAMA!! where do you live in FL? IDK if you wanna say out here in the open, do you still have my number?
Once again, the given is proven.
DOGS FTW!!!
Suck it cats.
so cute, she looks happy
I'm sure she's a way better dancer than Bristol Palin.
Usually I don't like people making their goggies dance, but she looks so happy and pleased with the attention that I can't complain.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 8:05am.
And a prettier face.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I just noticed that she's from Chile. Isn't that the birthplace of that other dog, Snooki? Carrie has better legs though.
She is very light on her feet!
That was freaky.
That was amazing..cute doggy. BUt I must say, I am still somewhat disturbed by that. Especially when the hip thrust action was happening.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Bitchin'
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Wyle E
"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.
Happy Tuesday! Love, love, love (shout-out to RHONJ's Theresa)a dancing dog.
It's surreal!
I used to do ballroom dance and I wasn't half as good as the pooch! :D
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Ahhaha... okay normally a dog being made to wear an outfit and do tricks would piss me off, but Carrie is freaking awesome! And she seems happy and healthy-loooking.
On a side note, I hope Carrie's person has a human lady in his life. He and Carrie seem like they spend an awful lot of "quality" time together.
Impressive. I can just hear Nigel and Adam Shankman now... Mia'd be jealous of Carrie, lol.
that doggie is sooo good..my girl won't boggie with me no matter what is playing...trust me I tried and all I get is dog side eye when I try to get her to dance...I showed Dixie (my puppy girl) CArrie and she was not impressed, but I am.
I'm not sure if I love it or if I'm distubed by it.
Aww, that was cute, looking all graceful when she did her little backwards-walk...
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Carrie should compete in SYTYCD. This bitch has got it all. Love her tail wagging away under the glittery skirt.
that is so fucking cute and puts everyone on dancing with the stars in the toilet where they belong.
what a little babe that pup is.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
That's a nice way to start the day, you just gotta love doggies.
I'd rather that dog dance for the next 10 weeks then The Situation or Bristol Palin. In fact, I'd rather watch a lot of other things... 2girls1cup springs to mind than those two dicks.
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