Hot Slut Of The Day!
Carrie the famous dancing dog from Chile!
The Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases cast was announced last night and they messed up by not including this hot bitch right here. Not only is Carrie's merengue game tighter than Mop Head's full body Spanx, but I'm pretty sure she's potty-trained and doesn't slobber all over the furniture which is more than I can say for some of the other contestants (see The Situation).
But if Carrie was on that glittery shit show, every contestant would raise a white flag and go home as soon as her paw hit the dance floor. Carrie moves better than all of us and she doesn't wear chonies! Graceful, rhythmic AND slutty! This bitch has it all.