Brent McMahon Has Challenged Taylor Lautner To A Push-Up Contest
Brent McMahon, the RV dealership owner who is responsible for filling Taylor Lautner's eye basin with tears of anxiety, wants to settle their dispute by taking off their shirts and breaking into a sweat until all of their muscles are sore. That really sounds like the beginning of a recurring wet dream that sends tingles down to Tommy Girl's Scientolohole.
Taylor sued Brent McMahon's RV company last week after they failed to deliver his customized $300,000 movie trailer on time. Brent's lawyer told the Associated Press that Taylor is willing to settle the case for $40,000, but he has another idea. 47-year-old Brent has challenged 18-year-old Taylor to a push-up contest. Whoever wins gets the $40,000. Brent says he will donate his winnings to charity.
If Taylor doesn't accept the offer Brent and his lawyers will fight the case with a mighty fist.
Taylor has teenage lungs and sleeps walks into his home gym to do sleep push-ups in the middle of the night, so my guess is that somebody (possibilities: Brent himself, Brent's Twihard wife, etc..) is just looking for an excuse to see Jacob Black's ripply nalgas move up and down live and in person! I see you. Brent needs to stop and get in line behind Tommy Girl.
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taylor looks positively retarded
Hmmm, that Taylor Lautner is quite the butterface...wait, is he still underage?
Did I just break the law?
TEAM RV SALESMAN FOR THE WIN!!
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Ww heard Taylor speak for the first time and both Liza's AND Judy's purses fell out of her mouth!
Submitted by HoityToity on Tue, 08/31/2010 - 12:34am.
Are you kidding me? This pumpkin headed car salesman is so transparant in his attempt to cash in on Taylor's popularity!
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Ha! And why not? The boy is trying to cash in on emotional distress for an unperfect trailer. I say: Hitch a ride! Why the hell not!? ;p
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Are you kidding me? This pumpkin headed car salesman is so transparant in his attempt to cash in on Taylor's popularity! Like MK said, it looks like he is a closet queer and wants to smell Taylor's muscele sweat, up close and personal. If I was advising Taylor, I would have his legal team empty out this pervy low-life's life savings and take his dealership as well. Can't you just tell how much I love these car salesmen?
I didn't know Lou Ferrigno had a retarded son.
This guy should quit it with the publicity already and just pay the twit what he promised.
Taylor Lautner is the most uninteresting person on the planet.
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@sanguin: Lol. You nailed it!
i've never seen one of those twy midnight or moon midnight or morning star or twi star or whatever it is. i only know that rob patterson must have some kind of on screen filming presence madness very well because still shots of him are doggy.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
That is so lame. Pay the guy you upper forties douche.
Besides in case anyone didn't realize Taylor has a nice body. It stops there. Unfortunate face. Acting? What's that?
What an asshole. Dude you fucked up, just pay the little homo and fuck off. Stop trying to get press.
Man I hate car salesmen (or whatever the rv equivalent is).
It's fucking sad that this douchebag with a smashed-in silly putty nose and a shitty acting resume has the money to buy a $300,000 customized trailer.
That Brent dude ain't no hero either. Let's not exclude anyfetalalchoholone.
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Taylor looks like a cast member of Little People or whatever those reality shows are on dwarfs.
Kinda looks like Taylor Lautner never really outgrew that Fetal Alcohol Syndrome look. Fug.
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Wanna bet McMahon has a tween-age niece or gay nephew that's getting all hot and bothered?
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WHy??! Why that fking face on Taylor?!? And bitches still swoon? Forget the fact that his fking face says "I haven't got a single worthwhile thought in my noggin" and shit. ugh!
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Taylor Lautner looks like a frigging ugly ostrich. What on earth is up with his body?????????????
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A picture is worth a thousand words, or so they say:
http://img.clevvertv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/taylor-lautner-itali...
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He just wants to see Taylor's chest up close and personal. Motor boat it Brent!
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
That boy could suck three golf balls through 6 feet of garden hose. Blowjob lips for days,people.
The face is a sad mess, but that body would keep me coming back for more. From his fake gold Armitron to the flip-phone I know is strapped to his belt, that Brent McMahon is one hot sessy piece!
Brent should know better than to mess with a queen, especially a queen with baby nips.
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Put a paper bag over Tay Tay's face and I'll be all set. Nice body.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Taylor Lautner has what people over 30 call railroad or mush mouth. their words are some kind of supernatural blur. all the young clerks in the grocery store have it and you just want to punch their lights out. but you know you never could.
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Damn, I know Taylor is squinty...but I want to ride him like a Harley on a bumpy road.
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It will go to court as "Mr. Malamute without the pretty eyes" knows Mr. McMahon would easily win the push-up contest.