The Six Gorgeous Ladies Of Mad Men
My stupid ass is always making dumb jokes (you can stop here to keep things factual) about how Christina Hendrick's wondrous titty globes look like two bald toddlers headbutting each other, and this picture of her standing next to Kiernan Shipka is fueling my foolery!
While looking at this picture, I'm thinking to myself that if my chest was graced with two magnificent chichis like Christina's, I'd spend all day dressing them up with half wigs, make-up, fake lashes and stick on jewels. Then I'd sit in front of the mirror and squeeze their painted on mouths to The Judds' (more like The Juggs) "Mama He's Crazy." You know, it would be like chin puppets but with boobies instead. Puppetits! Yes, I'm easily entertained. You know this. And yes, this is the sole reason as to why my chest is flat as the seat on Kirstie Alley's favorite eatin' chair.
Christina's look was very "Miss Kitty smuggling prohibition hooch", but who cares because get ten eye fulls of her chichiiiiiiiiiis. Chichis that make you wanna stand up in church!
And Christina's husband must have had a pristine karma record in his past life.
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Seriously, Bottle Redhead's boobs look like she's got to be wearing the most painful bra ever to push them up that high and close together.
And, no-one's posted this in this thread here per se, but it really fucking annoys me whenever some people pretend to have a fetish for red hair when the red hair obviously comes from a damned bottle. NOT A REAL REDHEAD, TRY AGAIN. You can say that you like redheads because you like their pigment, but when it's so obviously fake, you're trying too hard to have a "preference" that isn't really there.
I read in an interview in one of my mom's glamour mags that Christina Hendricks dyes her hair red, and that just reminded me of one of my biggest pet peeves.
Please, her haircolor has nothing to do with why people really like her, her massive tits that are always hanging out.
Like I said, the only reason she gets away without starving her ass off is because her tits are big enough to compensate for being a few pounds overweight. The media would be skewering her ass if her boobs were smaller.
January Jones is pretty.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Is she married to the "Shnozzberries" dude from Super Troopers ?!?
I like how proud she is of her tits. Hell, I would be, too. Meanwhile, wtf is up with that f-ing dress and HER HAIR. God! Fine. I won't look there ....
About 20 years ago my grandmother and my aunt actually sang covers of the Judds at our family gatherings and called themselves "The Juggs". Yeah, this is the south so go figure.
lmfao Michel K. you killed me with this post!! Puppetits?! 'mama he's crazy, crazy over meee'. I loved this post (died laughing)
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The best part is that she always wears things to accentuate her breasts.
Shes just like... HERE THEY ARE! You go girrrrlllll.
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If her tits are real I am surprised that she is mashing them up to look like fakes.
Grown ups who are obsessed with massive tits probably didn't get enough breast-feeding as babies.
I would give almost anything for her to flash those massive mammaries at a party or something.
Never watched the show, but gosh, those are some boobs.
Christinas tits LOL...I really like them though...I just wanna mush them all around!!
The Hendrick woman's tits look all sorts of wonky. And ridiculous. But hey don't tell her ~ she thinks she looks sexay. That dress is fucking ugly too.
Christina's teeth don't look so hot in some pics...maybe alright for the regular population but not for actors on HDTV.
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Those chichi's have a gorgeous husband. Mmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he is yummy.
Christina Hendricks looks horrible and her boobs look wonky. She needs to know that the girls do not always have to be pushed up to her neck.
I think mostertitties is overrated too, but she has beautiful alabaster skin.
I'm a sucker for the show, so I like them all by default, but Christina needs a stylist STAT. She's gorgeous in the 60's hairstyles and clothing. She needs to take some hints from those looks.
It's nice that the little girl is dressed age appropriately.
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I'm getting a major Britney Spears face off Jan Jones in this pic.
January Jones looks like she's hell on wheels to work with . For some reason I think her character is actually her playing herself. She has that mean mother act down to a science ! That little girl is probably petrified of her ... no wonder she's standing next to the one with big titties. And Jon Hamm probably begged for a divorce to be written into the show :-) lol
Great, Christina doesn't look like an anorexic blonderexic tannerexic, but turning yourself into a parody at the other end of the spectrum is just as silly. If she didn't mash her tits up as high as they could go, she'd look a whole lot classier.
Red hair is a very hard color to maintain vibrancy, and by the looks of it, the frequent dyeing to keep the color fresh and bright is seriously damaging her hair.
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 1:22pm.
The little girl looks like a "CHEAP VEGAS WHORE" with all of that makeup on. Not really, but it's kind of trashy and somehow it makes a young child look weathered.
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For realz. I can understand touching her up for pics but she looks overdone. And @mostly everyone: It's true that it would be quite sexy if she covered those up. She needs to call up Dolly, Salma OR Coco for advice and get her shit straight.
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I feel bad for Christina Hendricks because she obviously feels like she can't go out without flaunting her chi-chis. It makes her schtick-y and the schtick will eventually get old (if it hasn't already).
They all look pretty blah!
January Jones is average in modern day clothing. She was born in the wrong decade, she belongs in the 60's.
The little girl looks like a "CHEAP VEGAS WHORE" with all of that makeup on. Not really, but it's kind of trashy and somehow it makes a young child look weathered.
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Love Christina... I'm a bigger girl (but nowhere near massive boobs as her) too and I'm also super whitey like her. Gives me hope and it's much better than the too-tan anorexics Hollywood puts out.
The little girl is the only one with a nice dress! The rest look moronic!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 9:28am.
It all reminds me of my mother's fashion advice: "Don't put all your shit in the display window". We get it, Christina. You have huge cans. Now please leave something for our imagination!
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Flopping her girls out is getting tired. Your mom is wise woman!
God, I am so fucking tired of her tits..... but, it's the only thing she's got going so she'll just flaunt them till forfuckingever! blech...
By the way bitch? Make sure they're fit in the dress correctly, cuz it looks like one of them deflated on you!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Well, those boobs are certainly distracting!
Christina Hendricks looks ridiculous...more so than January Jones!
For beauty I will always go with Elisabeth Moss. She'll always be rad in my book!! I personally have big chi-chi's and would gladly trade them for nuggets!!
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I used to think I had big jugs until I saw this broad. Stay indoors, twins. Stay indoors.
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Once this show ends and Christina has no more work or is only offered big tit parts, she'll start complaining that the producers, the media and all of us didn't take her seriously because of those ridiculous mountains on her chest.
She'll forget she milked them (sorry!) for all they were worth.
I mean seriously, does every freakin dress she wears have to be a showcase for her jumbo jugs?
Enjoy 'em now, fake redhead, because in a few years they won't be able to do you the same favors.
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yuck. yeah, i don't get it...
Don't like the dress on January nor the Big Titty Christina, looks like her boobs are wonky.
Wish she can wear something appropriate for big tetas. She's a lovely gal, but too much titty looks freakish.
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January Jone's chicken legs were appalling yesterday.
I kept thinking they were about to snap at any moment. She needs to start eating again.
January Jones looks alot like Britney in that shot.
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:25am.
Word up,Snidey. Dita von Teese is magnificent.
size 14 to 16 if she's a day.
anyone know what size she is???
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It was bad enough seeing JJ and CH alone in photos from this event but together it's TOO MUCH!
January looks like she wearing three different decades at once: 2000s hoof-like platform pumps, 1990s Courtney Love hair, and 1980s robot/scifi dress. Replace one or two of those pieces and it's a workable look. As it is, no.
Christina REALLY needs to pay attention to Dita Von Teese. That chick knows how to dress with retro elegance. If Christina took a page from Dita's style book then she wouldn't have crushed and tortured boobs and would look soooo much better.
I think these are super-natural. I think they have grown a bit in the last few years.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 11:06am.
Christina, we know you have big natural tits. Good for you. Now cover those puppetits up.
Kiernan Shipka is TOTALLy channeling Hermione Granger.
Sorry hunny, the HP series are over. Try angling for the Artemis Fowl series.
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Had me going for a minute on the 6 ladies remark... I was going to point out there were only 4, then the light went on.
Christina, we know you have big natural tits. Good for you. Now cover those puppetits up.
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Elizabeth Moss is a Scientologist?! The SHAME! And it's sad, too, because now I am going to have to cross her off my list of favorite actresses.
Christina's breasts look off kilter here. I think she needed a better fitting dress.
"And Christina's husband must have had a pristine karma record in his past life."
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I bet he has! Even I, who is as gay as Rita Wilson's drag ensemble, want to change my queer ways for a fuck between those two glorious chichis.
Oh, and a note about boobies:
Just because you're fat and your boobs look bigger doen't not make them hot. Bags of flab ain't purty.
(For the record, I'm not a jealous hater. I've been rocking the Cs my whole life, and I weigh 120. So suck on that, flabby pale ginge).
All's I see is a pale fake ginge with flabby breasts who needs to hit a friggin treadmill. She does absolutely ZERO for me.
I already wore that blue tinfoil dress to my prom in 1987, and I wore the champagne drapey thing to my graduation. Bitches need to quit biting my look.
The little kid with the flea bites on her feet is the only one with any style here.
I just found out Elizabeth Moss (Peggy) is a Scientologist!!!! I always root for Peggy, I'm so disappointed.
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