Sunday, August 29th 2010
Jon Hamm Sings! Jon Hamm Dances!
In case you missed it, here's the clusterfuck opening number from the Emmys tonight starring Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Jon Hamm, Betty White and pretty much everybody from Glee. Your boner might refuse to come out to play when it sees Kate Gosselin in her terrifying DWTS costume, but tell it to be patient and wait for Jon Hamm to shake his nipples and back up his nalgas into Betty White. That's the money shot.
And if award show musical numbers always make your eyes itch, just watch this chick from Top Chef almost eat carpet (not in a sexy way) as she made her way up to the stage. Pack up your knives and HAHAHAHAHA:
Hopefully, Tom Colicchio consoled her backstage by letting her rub his bald head.
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Uhhh....apart from Cunt Gosselin, I liked it?
That's all I got.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I stopped watching as soon as Kunty Kate came out. This world is fucked up if that cunt got to meet my female crush Tina Fey.
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Who's the girl who flings herself out of the doorway at about 3 minutes in? Between the arrival of Hurley and Joel McHale?
That is Nina Dobrev from The Vampire Diaries.
MK, did you noticed that lea michele didn't perform the live part of the opening? are we witnessing a diva in the making?
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 8:13am.
1. Glee is obnoxious.
2. Jimmy Fallon definitely sold his soul to Satan to get where he is now, and we're all suffering for it.
3. Is it just me, or is Tina Fey getting to be insufferable?
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Co-signed! All except for Fey. She has ALWAYS been insufferable. Why does Hilton's wonk get all the attention when Fey looks like the illegit offspring of Marty Feldman?
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Hurley and Jon Hamm can SANG. Love those two.
Other than that, I hated the Emmys. Hated Jimmy Fallon and thought Kate Gosselin need a boot to the face.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Thanks for posting this. I enjoyed it and I use to like award shows but now I can't sit through a bunch of self-obsessed actors congratulating each other on how brilliant they are, crying, thanking God, etc. They should televise an awards show for scientists or humanitarians. I only follow these people when I need to read on the toilet or first ten minutes I wake up and drink my Pepsi because I'm zombified and need something dumbed-down.
LOL I thought it was funneh! Hurley! LOL and Kate was funny (ducks)
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Submitted by Pamela on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 7:51amSubmitted by Pamela on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 7:51am
More Glee lovers! I thought carefreea and I were the only ones. My only worry is that the show is packing too much in such a short time. I'm super excited for John Stamos' to be on it (for a bunch of episodes too!).
I enjoy watching Glee but what bugs me about the show is that their vocals sometimes sound autotuned. It's fine that they want the singers to sound great but they oughta cut back on the autotune so it doesn't sound so obvious.
Who's the girl who flings herself out of the doorway at about 3 minutes in? Between the arrival of Hurley and Joel McHale?
I kind of loved that.
Can any show be more overrated and hyped?
Yes...Lost.
You can't steal someone's man. Well, unless you are physically stealing them at gunpoint. However, you have to be pretty fucked in the head to mess with a man who has an 8 month pregnant girlfriend.
Kharma is a bitch Miss Danes...
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
I'm so glad I didn't watch this shit last night. Anything Glee makes me wanna barf. Can any show be more overrated and hyped? It looks like I didn't miss much.
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i tuned in an hour after it started and thought Jimmy Fallon was dreadful. every joke was flat and is his awkward, deer in the headlights style just a shtick or what? the opening was cute though, i'll give him that.
Congrats Jim Parsons!!
I didn't get to watch the show--so I don't know how Jimmy's performance was overall, but this was cute--better than usual.
1. Glee is obnoxious.
2. Jimmy Fallon definitely sold his soul to Satan to get where he is now, and we're all suffering for it.
3. Is it just me, or is Tina Fey getting to be insufferable?
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Thank you so much MK for that clip. I couldn't bear to sit thru any awards show - but I am such a fan of Glee. I loved that they are giving this show so much air play. I have no idea who Hamm is but he was hilarious with his dancing. I love that Tina Fey joined in also. She's such a professional - isn't that show competing with hers? And of course Joel McHale is a fav also.
And you gotta love Betty. As much as I dislike Kate I liked her skit also. Especially since they dissed her.
Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. I can always count on dlisted to do that.
And for those who don't know what Glee is. It's one of the few non-reality, non-cop, non-Law & Order shows on TV today.
Jon Hamm is totally doable in the same way Mike Rowe is.
I just wish I could get into Mad Men. I've seen it a few times and it was slow and boring.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I FUCKING LOVE THAT first think in the morning! I love glee (thats right you wanna fight about it) and its sooooo much better then hearing about what that busted up snatch lohan is doing first thing. Runing around giving redheads a bad name, dumb twatwaffle!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This show needed more Joel McHale and less Jimmy Fallon.
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Chirio 8/8/10
I enjoyed that a lot.
Looking for hottie Hamm, we endured 1:04 minutes of nelly queens and annoying fish before switching it off.
I have only watched the EMMY'S a few times. i liked the opening but the one Conan did was my fave. i love Conan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1q_8QQO70Q
Ahhh wrong video but I loved it when Conan was at the Osbourne's house when he opened the Emmy's.
Jon Hamm *licks screen* ...oh and umm the clip was ok.
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
Jon Hamm needs a sitcom, NOW. He's so great at comedy!
this was cheesy beyond belief, but not entirely bad. the fact that tina fey participated I think might add some credibility in terms of the integrity of their charade. on another note, can you tone down the bald-hate? I don't mind your criticism of Jude Law—he's not an outstanding character—and it's one thing to hate on people who are victims of their own choices (i.e. morbidly obese or extraordinarily flamboyant gays), but us young balding guys are different. Not a boo-hoo story, but it's not like our unsexiness is due to bad lifestyle choices. Take it easy!
May I ask how the fuck Kate Gosselin is famous. She can't act(judging by this clip), she can't dance, she probably can't sing, she is a major bitch. Seriously, is plopping out eight paychecks considered talent nowadays??
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
Exactly what all those Glee-sters need to hear from someone as talented and amazing as Betty White. I approve.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 08/30/2010 - 1:02am.
My insomniac ass just saw this mess. Meh, I'm over Fallon.
---Sings Lachaylo back t' sleep.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, NOTHING!
Thanks Sandbitch - you're singing may prevent the nightmares caused by watching this.
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
Jon Hamm's seriously giving me the Hugh Jackman vibes...hmmm...
Uhm, I actually thought that was very funny, including the Kate Gosselin part.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This why these people are true professionals, cuz if I saw that chick trip I would have busted a nut...How can you keep a straight face?
K, first I thought John Hamm was the black guy (Lafayette) then I thought he was the old guy (?) and now if it wasn't for MK I woulda thought that was John Stewart. I don't get it.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:53pm.
ok i still have no fucking idea what the HELL "glee" is
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Ummm...that was it, pretty much. There's not much more to it.
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Well fack! Can Jon Hamm not be sexy and perfect for one minute?
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Random Guy: What do you want?
Clive Owen (pointing a gun, looking sexy doing it): I want fucking justice!
Submitted by shopaholic on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:17pm.
REALLY??? KATE GOSSELIN??? who's dumb ass idea was that??????????
Actually that was a great idea and the subtle and funny way they got rid of her. LOL
What is that dead thing on Kate Gosselin's head? I'm really missing this! http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/kate-gosselin-hair/
I also love how scantily dressed she is for her new season (previews). I've honestly never watched the show.
So much second-hand embarrassment. What WAS that? I can't even....
The whole ceremony was a trainwreck.
Fallon made a horrible host, and none of the winners were good, save MM.
The speeches also lacked drama or sparks, and thus the ceremony was a letdown.
Huge snoozefest...
I am always amazed at people who can sing, dance, walk, and do physical comedy in sync with one another, all at the same time. If I practiced ten seconds of that thing every day for a hundred years, I would still trip and break my face.
I may have to start watching the show this Jon Hamm fellow is on…
When I was in high school, once a year we'd have this "fun" assembly, and some of the teachers and administrators would sing and dance to prove that they were hip with the kids. And it was really embarrassing for all involved.
That is what this reminds me of.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
ok i still have no fucking idea what the HELL "glee" is
Oh, you h8ters! I thought Jimmy Fallon made a great host. Who knew he could sing? The humor was good. I actually watched most.
Tina SHoUldA WON SOMETHING! Gawd, that girl is so talented. steve carell got robbed.
Alllthose "mini series" awards are SHIT!! Just cut that boring shit outta there. Time wasters.
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FRINGE shoulda won something TOOO. imho
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Ack, the video is moving really slow on my computer. Must see Hamm... grrr
Jimmy Fallon is always disappointing to me.
Jon Hamm can get away with anything, he's hot and you can tell he doesn't have a huge ego.
Submitted by RichBitch on Sun, 08/29/2010 - 10:31pm.
Jon Hamm: great dramatic actor, an obviously really funny guy, will seemingly do anything for a laugh, plus he's impossibly handsome. Fuck! He's like PERFECT.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Jon Hamm: great dramatic actor, an obviously really funny guy, will seemingly do anything for a laugh, plus he's impossibly handsome. Fuck! He's like PERFECT.