HUGE NEWS: Brian Williams Is Wearing Flat-Front Khakis!
Brad Pitt floated into New Orleans today on the giant wing of an archangel to have a conversation with NBC's Brian "It's A Huge Issue" Williams about all the homes his Make It Right Foundation is building down there. And Brian conducted the interview while wearing FLAT-FRONT KHAKIS. Those three words make every size queen perk up and lean forward.
This is huge news in more ways than one, because Brian recently flirted with all of us by alluding that he has a hard time wearing flat-front khakis due to his inflated peen situation. And here he is wearing FLAT-FRONT KHAKIS (cue: perk up and lean forward). In these pictures you can't tell if Brian is hung like a German peacock with a peen pump collection, but my guess is that he flattened it out and wrapped it around his waist to keep the attention on Brad.
Here's more of Brian and Giant Shiloh in New Orleans today.
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i pretty much peed my pants when you called Brad, "Giant Shiloh."
hahahaha!
God-how tall is Brian Williams?
He looks like at least a 1/3 taller than Brad...
I think he's probably got a big dick-I gotta a feeling...
Brad I think looks like he's aging just fine and I like him- there's alot of guys look like him in Hollywood but there's something different about him-I love seeing him act but he never seems like a good interview.
BTW- Redford has not aged well and then he had some kinda weird face lift a few years ago but my god he was BEAUTFUL when he was younger-
The Way We Were/ Great Gatsby/Butch Cassidy...
Brad is aging much better...
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I think I had more respect for Brad Pitt before he became all artsy fartsy and wannabe philosophical.
When he just acknowledged that he was a sex symbol and wasn't presenting a severe front, he was more likeable, a lot more relaxed and lively.
Now that he's dipping it in Scrangie, he's so uptight and void of personality. If you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, it'd come out as a diamond a week later.
But, he becomes like the women he dates.
For now, he's a hippie because that's what Scrangie is. When he was with Jennifer Aniston, he was a more light-hearted heartthrob kind of guy. With Gwyneth Paltrow, he actually just kind of blended a bit, and when he was with Juliette Louis, he was kind of grungy, more alternative, definitely.
I don't know if I can really appreciate someone who reinvents himself depending on who he's with. He really needs to find himself.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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I always thought that Giant Shiloh looked like a young Robert Redford and waited for a father/son casting that never materialized.
Wow, is Brad really almost 50? He's never done it for me at all, but he looks damn good for his age, whatever he's had done.
I need some time to digest the fact that he is almost 50 and what that means for me....:)
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...Wow aging can be cruel...well at least it happens to everyone...if we're lucky...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
Wow, Heidi is taking this divorce
harder than I would have guessed. At least the titty ball removal results looks pretty good.
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He is aging like Robert Redford. Not good.
I don't know how you guys are comparing him with Robert Redford when CLEARLY he looks like the blond version of Benicio Del Toro !!!!
And whoever said that he/she hasn't seen a middle aged man this sexy, needs to get out more! Brad is nothing more than a hype!!!
Brad Pitt irks me. He acts like he is such a good guy. Yea, he is helping out the people of New Orleans who lost homes, but he is smarmy and a cheater.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 2:01pm.
That puffiness in the face (and neck) happens naturally with age in many men. Some guys may keep a very buff physique but the features are not as clearly defined as they once were.
It's all part of the aging process and Brad seems to be embracing it. Good for him.
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Not that he would ever confirm it, but he gets Restylane treatments, chemical peels and other stuff. No one who has such high profile in the entertainment business would age naturally.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 10:10am.
His faggy highlighted hair looks suspiciously like his ex-wife's.
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Brad has an ex-wife? How come no one ever mentions it.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 1:55pm
I hope you're talking about Brian Williams and not the Pitt. He's got hamster dick (as my best friend says).
That puffiness in the face (and neck) happens naturally with age in many men. Some guys may keep a very buff physique but the features are not as clearly defined as they once were.
It's all part of the aging process and Brad seems to be embracing it. Good for him.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 10:57am.
My sister sometimes has to go on treatments of steroids for lupus and her face gets puffy like this. I wonder if he's got some sorta' condition too? Well, besides pussy-whippeditis, of course.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's got some bad plastic surgeryitis going on there, myself.
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There's a definite "Redfordesque" quality about him now. The hair, the clothes, the facial expressions... The resemblance is uncanny in some of those pictures.
Hey, you can't look 30-something forever. I think he still looks mighty nice -- just a bit older.
I see all the comments about him lookin fug but I just dont see it. He looks like Redford and I would totally hit it twice hot.
The billy goat beard to let surgery scars heal? Hes 46, nearly 47 and the hottest middle aged man Ive seen in a while.
Ugh I can't believe I ever had a crush on Pitt. He's so not hot anymore.
And Redford didn't start looking this old until 2004 when he was close to 60. Brad's not even there yet.
Brad is sporting double denim. A huge no-no in the world of style:((( Brad, how could you?
I'm so jealous of the woman in pic #10.
He does kinda look like the Joker in the 6th pic. Thankfully he shaved off that hideous beard. Looking much better....
Brian Williams would look well hung next to Brad Pitt !!!
thumb# 6 ... looks like HE should've gotten the part as the Joker .... with that stupid looking smile.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 11:05am.
Warning: Fucking Angelina Jolie may be hazardous to the face
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LMFAO !! That was good.
There's a whole lot of sexay going on in this pic. Brian, Brad, and the hottie holding the camera behind them in the main picture.
Mmmm. Manlicious!
I know Brian Williams is probably old enough to be my dad, but I find him incredibly handsome!
He really looks like Redford here (unfortunately older Redford, not Hubble Redford)
LOL Giant Shiloh, yes he could never take St. Angie to the Maury Show for Shiloh. She looks just like her daddy.
Brad looks good here. I'm glad Billy Goat Brad is gone.
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My sister sometimes has to go on treatments of steroids for lupus and her face gets puffy like this. I wonder if he's got some sorta' condition too? Well, besides pussy-whippeditis, of course.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
He is looking a little Frankensteinish.
What's up with Brad's moon pie face? It looks like he had something done and covered it up with his billygoat impersonation, hoping we wouldn't remember what he looked like under there. I think it's ridiculous how he always colors his hair to match the twit he happens to live with at the time too.
Brad always looks dirty. Like he has snots running out or his nose. His skin is very thin and old looking.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 10:10am.
His faggy highlighted hair looks suspiciously like his ex-wife's.
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Brad has an ex-wife? How come no one ever mentions it.
His faggy highlighted hair looks suspiciously like his ex-wife's.
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K2, his obvious lack of sleep combined with the liquor bloat is making him look like Benicio del Toro and that is not a good thing at all.
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I wish that the Jolie-Pitts would all climb aboard Brad's rug and fly off to Montenegro -- and stay there.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Sat, 08/28/2010 - 9:38am.
Pitt is so full of shit with his Got It Wrong Foundation. What did he build like 3 houses in five years? Fucker.
At least he looks a little cleaner.
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According to the news, 150 homes have been built....
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Not sure if it's b/c of Brad's hair or mouth - but something about him looks so unappealing. He's beginning to look more like his brother Doug and less like a movie star. He looks so average and the hair style is doing NOTHING for him. In thumbnail #6 his jaw looks weird. Starting to resemble a clown without the make up. Now I realize why the beard for all those months ...to cover up that mug of his !
On a positive note, atleast he doesnt look as though he smells in these photos. He's actually wearing clothes that fit and looks presentable. But that's what happens when Elvira is no where to be found.
Pitt lost the hot in 2005. May "it" RIP.
Pitt is so full of shit with his Got It Wrong Foundation. What did he build like 3 houses in five years? Fucker.
At least he looks a little cleaner.
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Skankelina must be spitting nails. Brad is ALL over the news for this thing. MNSBC, CNN, Fox - all of them have stories on his efforts down in NOLA.
Skankelina going on a new "humanitarian mission" in 5...4...3..
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Giant Shiloh is some funny ass shit. Keep on hard charging today, MK :)
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
Thank god his ugly scruffy gray goat-beard is gone. And he lost his old man's hat.
But sadly there's no resemblance to "Thelma and Louse" and "Legends of the fall" Brad any longer.
Giant shilo! Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
MK you SLAY me! Wonder how long till perez is using it!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Thumbnail 10 - lady is gettin some sugar. Figures Brad is trying to look all nice for the photo op so she'll take advantage.
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Yes, I am a weirdo.
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LOL, Dog! I'm still on my first cup! Yo, you need to check out a couple of Brad Pitt movies.
"Fight Club", (his best, IMHO).
"Legends of the Fall", (Brad at his most beautiest)
"12 Monkeys", underrated, brilliant movie directed by Terry Gilliam and shot in Philly.
He was good and hot in "Ocean's 11", etc., even though those movies were just a chance for Clooney to party with his buds.
He was even quite good in that Jesse James movie, even though the movie itself was kind of wonky.
Brad was great in a small part as a stoner roomate of Dick Richy in "True Romance".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I love the 10th thumbnail, where you see the mamacitas getting their hands all over Brad.
I haven't had any coffee yet so I am not paying attention to the Paris Hilton news at all. It was wishful thinking I guess that she had faded into total obscurity. The only thing I wanna here about Paris is that she's been placed into a mental ward for her narcissistic personality disorder.
Don't apologize. I was just funning with you!
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