Would You Hit It?
Here's Brit Brit's rent-to-own boyfriend Jason Trawick taking his oiled up parts for a walk in Hawaii yesterday, and since we have him here we should answer the question you should always ask yourself whenever you see a legal piece with the kind of genitals you crave: WOULD YOU HIT IT?
You know, Jason is a strange one. Dude is like that one night trick you take home who takes off all his clothes for the first time and gives you a body you weren't expecting. You check your receipts to make sure you brought home the right bitch and everything. When I first saw pictures of Jason with his nipples out, I was a little surprised because I didn't expect him to be as ripped as Kirstie Alley's chonies after a fart (sorry).
It's like if Sam Trammell was about to start shooting a remake of The Machinist and we caught him halfway through his manorexic transformation. Or if you stopped Sam Merlotte right after he began shapeshifting into Benjamin Button. So yeah, I'd hit it.
You know Brit Brit gets all slobbery for his abs too. And not because they are all muscly and shit. No. If she pretends she's at the food court, they look like a Cinnabon six-pack before getting frosted. I'm not going to make two sexual frosting jokes in a row (see post below), so you'll have to do this one yourself.
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He's hot in a "hot old man" kind of way.
Yeah, he looks like Billy Bob Thornton .... too bad he isn't as interesting as BBT. Or as talented of course. But then he's hangin with the biggest no-talent chunkalo on the planet. Figures.
I saw him having lunch with friends (sans Brit Brit) recently. This motherfucker seriously has a bad case of the Billy Bob Thorton's. YUCK!
Oh, yeah...he's yummy!!!!
I don't normally answer MKs "Would you hit it?" query but I have to make an exception this time...
YES, YES, YES, OH MY GAWD, YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!
Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I meant too I did.... I did....I meant too....
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
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Oh God Cheeto Sweat....I can't fucking stand it. To hilarious. Threadkilla...have you found me a bf yet.....you're my only hope OB1 lol!!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Oh God Cheeto Sweat....I can't fucking stand it. To hilarious. Threadkilla...have you found me a bf yet.....you're my only hope OB1 lol!!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Oh God Cheeto Sweat....I can't fucking stand it. To hilarious. Threadkilla...have you found me a bf yet.....you're my only hope OB1 lol!!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
he's a little vintage Jackson Browne in the face which i like (minus JB's beater ways) but he looks like he'd be GLIB (Tom Cruise owns that word now).
That weave needs to be handled. He needs to pin her down when she's sleeping and just shave it off and start over since she seems attached to the jagged tracks of that straw mess.
Anyway he's a big step up from her dating that Al Quaida looking motherfucker with the Ed Hardy gear.. that loser paparrazzi guy. Way the fuck better.
"I was a little surprised because I didn't expect him to be as ripped as Kirstie Alley's chonies after a fart (sorry)."
LOLOLOL. Michael K, I pledge my undying love to you.
So, say you kinda' slid your clit up and down those washboard abs till you screamed yourself silly then just walked away? That's technically not a hit and run, it's more like a slid and run.
So, I'm going with no.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
No. Has a Koresh-ey cousin-fucker look to him and he's most likely covered in Britney's pork rind & Cheeto sweat.
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Sam Merlotte lite doesn't do it for me.
Yes.
The Daily Mail was waxing poetic about how stunning and 'svelte' Britney was in her bikini. Ummm, pardon-moi, but she has hind-quarters on her like a Clydesdale.
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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."
He's rocking the Jesus Christ on the cross look and I would hit it on many levels.
my gaydar is going off...
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
She looks pretty good but she just doesn't have that bikini bod anymore. And why is her mouth always hanging open? Doesn't she have enough flies in her weave?
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Pesez le matin que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au soir, et au soir que vous n'irez peut-etre pas jusqu'au matin.
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overandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoveragain.
(crossing fingers!!)lol
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 4:31pm.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
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LOL! Well, if this doesn't get you a date, I honestly don't know what will.
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~ Jeph Jacques
His torso is strange, his chest doesn't match his abdomen. He has a great sculpted 6-pack, but his chest (pectorals) is saggy and not developed at all, and looks like it belongs to an old geezer.
I would really love to know how/why the women of Hollyweird can all have a child or several & still avoid all traces of stretch marks.
Out in the real world - regardless of how slim/skinny whatever, a woman is, they usually have the stretch marks.
How on earth do they make them disappear - or never get them to begin with? That's the big surgical/cosmetic mystery - all the other stuff noses, boobs, lips, eyelids - that's all easy enough but just majicking away the signs of pregnancy - I just wonder how they all do it.
i'd bounce on top of that.
Haha!! I just havent met anyone interesting here although last night I befriended this really interesting 80 year old man. I pretty much think anyone who's 80 and hanging out at a kareoke bar is going to be interesting though. His name was William. I feel like Edie Bouvier in Grey Gardens or something......"I just need a little rat hole in New York, you know just a little closet, anything.....WHAT MOTHER DARLING??"
Anyone who loves this site I am almost sure to love right away and at least we would have something to talk about. Hot sluts forever!!!So yes set me up with someone. I really want to meet the love of my life on dlisted (while watching jeopardy). I am so serious!!!Is that crzy? Well I wanted to fall in love in a laundromat forever but that never happened either. ( I later realized this was due to seeing too many Tide Commercials as a child)
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Ugh. Shitney is still a chunky, flabby fatass. And a retard; who walks around with jeans cutoff shorts? At least the retard had her nasty ass weave worked on, to cover her bald spots...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Aren't they both old enough to know that stuff they're using is going to kill them one day? And before it kills them it will age them 10 years.
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No. He's a little too use car salesmanish to me.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
UGH! Look at the two of them all oiled up and nasty. That shit is so gross, I feel slimy just looking at them. I don't even want to think about what their skin is gonna look like later in life.
And DAMMIT MK - you need to stop comparing this guy to Sam Trammell. Unlike you, I'm not busting a nut over ASSkars. Sam is the only one I have the hots for and I'd rather not think of Britney's piece when I see him. STOP IT STOP IT!!
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Snideychick sez:
Nope cause he's sexing Britney. And she banged Colin Farrell during his massive drugs and sluts phase. The meds alone one must take to have sex with either of them is out of my budget.
When did rikilake become Hotney?
um...YES I WOULD.
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Submitted by Mz.Lauren on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 2:25pm.
I so would ONLY because he looks like Sam Trammell. But I so WOULD NOT because he's been inside Britney Spears, you know that bitch hasn't touched soap in YEARS.
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C'mon, Brit ain't dat bad, she just a little dirty is all. Just put her in a bathtub, when it's full you start washing her back and drop in a few splashes of Clorox. It's all good. :)
If he controls kids as well as he does crazy people, I'd marry him.
Said it before, and will say it again. YES. I. WOULD.SOOO. HIT. THAT.
He needs to eat some first though, I aint got all that cushioning Britney got, and two skinny Mofos might hurt each other.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
at least once.
What WTF said, in every aspect. I thought it was the second coming of BBT.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
I so would ONLY because he looks like Sam Trammell. But I so WOULD NOT because he's been inside Britney Spears, you know that bitch hasn't touched soap in YEARS.
I thought that main pic was Billy Bob Thornton.
And no, do not want.
After a few hot showers I'd hit it! I have a soft
spot for salt and pepper hair...
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If she doesn't give up those fucking Daisy Duke shorts that she has been wearing since she met KFed, I am going to punch her.
GF, your legs are NOT GOOD. Cover up them stumps!
(actually, I don't mind her thighs, it's the enormous calves that I despise)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 1:12pm.
I am older myself and not so much into these twinky boys young enough to be my sons. ( Rob Patterson, are you listening?)
Ugh, isn't he vile?!! I dont see how a little boy like that can be attractive to so many grown women. I prefer a big ADULT male myself ;)
Would.Hit.It.Minus.The.Grease
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
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Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 1:27pm.
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LOL! Yer funny. Um...who can hook you up with?
Salaciaous? Jack-in-the-hat? Are your tits big?;p
Stick around we'll find you somebody! :)
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
They look like inbreds.
Submitted by OneLiner on Fri, 08/27/2010 - 1:29pm.
How is it that Britney has a boyfriend and I dont! a shower everyday NOT FAIR!!!!!! = (
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I know right!! And how does she go from having tons of cellulite to none while still having cheese grits and frapps??
Her tits look good here... not droopy=bueno.
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