Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
To help her prepare for an upcoming awards presentation, this actress has solicited the help of someone her husband absolutely despises. The comedy star will be writing jokes about the actor husband and an organization with which he is affiliated. Our actress has made it clear to the comedy star that she is giving her permission to be as vicious as possible. Why so harsh? The sooner the actress can get the husband to see red, the sooner she can get far away from him. (Blind Gossip)
This blind item is GLIB, so all signs point to Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie? As for the comedy star, I'll go with Chelsea Handler (for the VMAs?), Kathy Griffin (for the Emmys?) or Sarah Silverman (for whatever?)? And if Katie actually makes a Scientology joke, I will tattoo XENU RULES on what's left of my ass lips.
You know what is sad? That we have lists for reality stars. They should all be D. Unfortunately they are not though. This B-/C+ reality star and sometime actress has always thought she was better than the reality world. At this point she would probably settle for a steady paycheck from a reality show. What she should not be doing is making the one company that is paying her a decent wage to endorse their products mad. Our reality star shows up late, bad mouths the company, gets drunk at meetings, has no showed for corporate events and will never go anywhere for them unless she is paid. When they don't renew her contract she will be sorry. (CDAN)
Not Wonks. Not a Kardashian. Kristin Calamariorwhatever from The Hills?
This one is kind of sad. Hopefully there are some cheery ones for tomorrow. Back in the day this tweener singer/actress was pretty big. Not like Miley Cyrus big, but in the world of tween music and acting was probably like the equivalent of 98 Degrees in the boy band archives. Last to the party, but still had a couple of hits with her group. Anyway, she was making a decent wage had a boyfriend who was famous enough that the pair would get in the tabloids. Then one day it was gone. Everything. She is in the middle of a very long drought and is not a tween anymore. She needs to support herself but basically just gets handed from one guy to the next. She allows it though because they give her a place to stay, a couple of scraps of work, and drugs when she needs them. This girl who used to be innocent has been photographed naked, has sex tapes and so much more. She had a lot of promise and if this continues you won't even remember her name in another year. You might not now. (CDAN)
Well, I probably still know who they are since I regularly troll the Angelfire fan pages of every damn girl group ever created. My guess is that the down-on-her-luck (and everything else) trick is a former member of one of these groups: Dream, Danity Kane, The Cheetah Girls, Cleopatra (Coooomin atcha!) or 3LW?
He’s talented, he’s handsome, and everyone wants him in their films because this B list Actor is fast on his way to the top. He seems to have everything- a gorgeous wife and children and an amazing career, but we hear behind the scenes things are completely different. When the cameras are off he’s stubborn, verbally abusive, reckless with his spending and habits (including porn and alcohol) and he’s self righteous about politics and religion. His poor wife struggles with depression which he writes off as ‘character weakness’ and blames his son’s ADHD on his wife’s ‘poor parenting.’ He’s definitely not the man everyone thinks he is. (BuzzFoto)
Maybe this bitch is simply preparing for the title role in the Mel Gibson story?
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Wait- I want to change my answer to girl band gone wild:
Let's go with Mandy Moore- no one sees her doing anything anymore, and hell she has always "liked candy"
(I actually like Mandy, is all in gud fun, not real.)
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1. I HOPE its Katie-Griffin for the Block, Michael. Christmas will come early!
2. Why not Omarosa? Doesnt she hawk Prep H?
3. I am going way back on this one and picking Susannah Hoff- from the Bangles. but it could be a Go-go too.
4. b-lister with star on the rise... Not Wahlberg? Say it aint so Marky Mark!!!!!! Say it aint so.
Tom "cult master" Cruise is a sick MONSTER!!
It would be awesome if the last one was Kirk Cameron, although it's been 20 years since he was B List.
I hope Tom and Katie break up soon. I want to see what kind of woman his interview process turns up next.
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You Not an idiot Percysmom!
Thought Jason was such a good guess because he's finally making movies that people see.
Although, I will have to drag myself to watch this one because Manniston will suck the life out.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
I would say not Paul Rudd. He's from my town and went to my college and generally known around here as very chill guy with no ego issues.
See Vern, I am no idiot savant, simply and idiot. I missed the son part and he only has one daughter. I'm SO glad it's not Jason! Paul Rudd is a good guess.
What about Mark Ruffalo for #3? I'd be sad if it were true, but it does fit.
Ben Affleck up and coming? Yeah, no. Neither is Mark Walberg...hardly up and coming. Paul Rudd is a good guess, but I like him too much to believe it.
In the photo Tammy looks like a 50 yr old effeminate homosexual who has had a lot of plastic sugery and is wearing make-up and a wig - whhich is exactly what Tammy is anyway!
Does Tammy wear a rug?
I disagree w/up and coming disqualifying mark wahlberg as the jerk, since this could be the one and only good reason why I don't rub one off thinking of him right now in front of my virgin cat.
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I've been wondering about this for some time now, so I am just gonna ask. Could there me a letter 'n' missing from your catchphrase or whatever it is called? Meaning 'pensez' (from 'thinking') instead of 'pesez' ('weighing').
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My Googling (Paul Rudd and wife, son) says no on Paul Rudd. He holds his wife's shoulder when walking and takes nice pictures with her-she looks happy. I read a LOT into pictures, especially of couples-you can tell when they're into each other.
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
I guess Marky Mark as well. If you google "Mark Wahlberg and kids," you'll see pictures of him with kids, wife, his wedding day, etc., and NONE of them look very "warm." They look worse than when asshole Ben and dumbass Jennifer (what the fuck was she thinking?) are "together" on the pap stroll. Marky Mark's wife is gorgeous and does look kind of depressed. Sad, sad- I hate watching sad women and the kids who have to put up. And anyone who has no sense of humor about his past has got to be a bit douchey.
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
Number one is gonna be Chelsea long before Kathy. Kate doesn't really do shameless potty mouth. But then, it doesn't say it's a woman and it doesn't say that person is part of the presentation. It could be a LOT of people. John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Joan Rivers, Drew Carey, Will Ferrel, Steve Martin. She's gonna pick someone who's used to writing for TV and can make you confused as to whether they love or hate whatever they're talking about....
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Paul Rudd for #3?
He's B-list, handsome, married and has a son
I really want Katie's sweater, but not it if entails having that fauxmo slobbering all over me.
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Yay Percysmom! We are saved! Jason doesn't have a son according to imbd. It can't be him.
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Wow Percysmom, are you some kind of idiot savant?
because Jason is a genius guess. I would never have come up with him and yet its perfect. I hope you are mistaken because I adore him as well.
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I'm guessing Jason Bateman for the last one and it breaks my heart but he's the only b lister I can think of in a lot of recent movies...I love that guy so I hope it is not him!
Is it sickminded to hope Katebot broke free and planned some obscene roast of TG?? KATIE, I DARE YOU! DBL FKING DARE YOU BITCH!
*sacrifices a keebler elf to the gods for this wish*
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Ben Affleck isn't "up & coming." It's definitely not Marky Mark, either, as "up & coming" implies that the person hasn't yet achieved success/recognition. Both Ben & Marky have had their time in the spotlight. Plus, Ben doesn't have a son.
1. Katie and Tom's renegotiations enter that "awkward" phase.
2. No clue
3. Mark Whalberg
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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 9:34pm.
I know you think you have something interesting to say, but you really don't because your just a twat.
Mark Wahlberg has done some very bad things in the past:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0?page=...
Definitely not Mr Nice Guy.
I don't think ben affleck or marky mark are up and coming. They have both ben a-list at some point and both might still be considered a list (Esp. Marky)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
The second one is most definitely Adrienne from cheetah girls..no doubt.
I really want to know who the third one is but I can't think of anyone up and coming who is married w kids!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Whoever the last one is, he can eat a bag of unwashed dicks. I know the type - any condition more common in women or children than in adult men is either psychological or fake. Because women are stupid inferior subhuman scum-slime whose only actions are to fuck up their kids and ruin the lives of men. Poor, poor, innocent victimized men.
Guys like this need to die in a fire, followed by women who go on and on about how crazy they are because they think it's cute. It's not; it just makes you look bad, and justifies assholes like this in their dumb idiot "ideas". It also makes it harder for people with real mental illnesses. Stop calling yourself crazy - just stop it.
I think the "once innocent" girl is Chestica. She's definitely let herself go - drugs, maybe?
And I think the "up and coming" B-actor is Ben Affleck. He seems like kind of a jerk.
Ben Affleck doesn't have any sons. I'm stumped on that BI also and I'm actually decent at guessing them.
Submitted by mslewis on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 7:12pm.
I think the down on her luck tween is Adrianne Bailon of the Cheetah Girls. I've heard tons of bad crap about her lately, PLUS I remember seeing a nude pic of her somewhere. At least I think the girl's name is Adrianne Bailon. Was Adrianne a Cheetah Girl?
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I agree with you, and yes, Adrienne was a Cheetah Girl, dated a Kardashian, took the "stolen" strategically nude pic, etc.
Dont know who the reality star is, could be almost anybody on E!, VH1 or MTV.
I think the "once innocent" girl is Chestica. She's definitely let herself go - drugs, maybe?
And I think the "up and coming" B-actor is Ben Affleck. He seems like kind of a jerk.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 7:22pm.
I can definitely see Mark Wahlberg as the asshole husband.
Oh yeah - I can see that. Claims to be a practicing Roman Catholic, but didn't bother to get married until baby #4 was on the way, his involvement in hate crimes and violence. Sounds more and more like a disciple of Gibson.
Tom is the anti-christ.
that is all.
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I can definitely see Mark Wahlberg as the asshole husband.
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I think the down on her luck tween is Adrianne Bailon of the Cheetah Girls. I've heard tons of bad crap about her lately, PLUS I remember seeing a nude pic of her somewhere. At least I think the girl's name is Adrianne Bailon. Was Adrianne a Cheetah Girl?
Christina Milian just had a baby by one of those rapper people, so it's definitely not her.
I don't know who that last one is because I can't think of a B-list, up and coming actor with a family. I do hope it's not Marky Mark. That would just be too horrible.
Angelfire fan pages?!? Do those still exist? I'm not sure about #1. It could be Katie Holmes, but I kinda don't think it's her.
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These blind items are too vague.
Why can't they just write the names and put "allegedly" after them. That's what Kathy Griffin does.
Doesn't 3 sound like Mark Wahlberg? (Whose pudge I'd glaaaadly push aside to have some fun.)
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can you summarize these damn blindies...I feel like I am reading a damn book...just say, asshole, fake, drug addict, sex fiend...thinks he/she is great but they are really a piece of shit...you know along those lines...cause by the time I comment I forgot what they were saying...so all I remember is the first one and I call the fake ass Cruises for the first one...and the others I forget what they asked..cause all the alist blist crap sidetracks me....
in the first BI it can also be adam sandler cause katie is going to do a movie with him...
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#3 Adrianne Bailon or Christina Millian, but she's never been part of a group....?????
I suck at these.....
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Could #2 be Mischa Barton?
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Yeah, I think it's Ceiling Eyes, too. KC has said she wants to behind the cameras type shit.
Audrina is the biggest star fucker I have ever seen. EVER.
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#2 is Ceiling Eyes. Remember - "she's gonna be a star" barf barf.
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise FUCKING WISH EVERY BLIND WAS ABOUT THEM. WHY? Because then they can pretend people still fucking care.
News flash! We don't. We never did! Your fake romance got you NO WHERE. Do you hear me???
I hate blind items cuz I never guess right.
That is freaking ALL.
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