Thursday, August 26th 2010
This Is Some "American Dreamz" Shit
The Toronto Star reports that Khuram Sher, a 28-year-old Canadian doctor, was arrested early this morning as part of a terrorism investigation by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service. And as soon as the news about Khuram's arrest hit, this clip of him auditioning on Canadian Idol two years ago started making the rounds. Khuram sings out his rendition of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" and moonwalks across the floor. While Khuram sits in a jail cell, Avril Lavigne is still making music. What part of the game is this?
(Thanks to all who sent this in)
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The good Doctor is a "home grown" one; he was actually born in Montreal and is a graduate from McGill medical school - one of the top universities in the world.
What a fake accent. It went away when he sang and he had to look at the floor to moon walk? A total dufus. He has terrorist written all over his hat. Is that a chef's hat in some other country or a doctor hat?
Did he turn terrorist because he couldn't make it as an Avril?
He's not that bad voice-wise, BUT WTF?
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-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
The investigation is called Project Samosa.
*eyeroll* I just can't even...
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:12pm.
He's hilarious. How could someone so funny be such a murderous menace?! Scary shit.
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The thing is: You don't know that he is.
He could just be SUCH an idjit he went and got himself arrested. O wait...I just read it. It says he traveled to Pakistan to help with earthquake relief in 2006...I'm willing to bet someone got to him then. He's the youngest and quite young and the world is a tumultuous place yo. Especially Pakistan.
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He's hilarious. How could someone so funny be such a murderous menace?! Scary shit.
All the 'Idol' sets look and sound fucking cheap...not just this one.
"Submitted by el polacko on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:35pm.
i didn't think there could be anything more shiteous than idol..and now you tell me that there's a CANADIAN idol ?!?!? there is no god."
You too should be whipped and flogged for being such an ignorant American!
There are idol shows all over the world and not just in the USA, Australia, Canada, UK (Where Simon Cowell originally brought it to America from) and probably China, Korea & Japan too.
No lets see what's the Taliban puishment for listening to Avril Lavigne? and what's the punishment for Moonwalking and thinking your the next MJ.
Punishment is the lower part of your body being buried in a field while others throw rocks at your head. Now in Canada the punishment for prentending to be a Jihadist is maybe 15yrs in jail but you'll only do a Lohan sentence of 5 actual years. personally I like the Taliban punishment better.
i didn't think there could be anything more shiteous than idol..and now you tell me that there's a CANADIAN idol ?!?!? there is no god.
Weird how he speaks with a Middle Eastern accent but sings with an American/Canadian one. I'll never understand how that happens with so many singers. Term used loosely for this guy, of course.
Submitted by Miami on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 4:54pm.
That guy is weird. He was 25, a Pakistani doctor, and he listen to Hillary Duff and freaking Avril Lavigne.
I might be down with a stoning (and that's only for the above info. - I'm not even taking into account his alleged misconduct).
This is why I don't watch this show. It's hundreds of people embarrassing themselves in front of millions of people.
That guy is weird. He was 25, a Pakistani doctor, and he listen to Hillary Duff and freaking Avril Lavigne.
Ridicules.
Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:46pm.What pat of the game is this?
It's called 911 you stupid butt plug.
Avril Lavigne might be a overly exposed, semi-talented, Canuk...but she never killed 3,000 people.
MK --- I think your lack of IN-N-OUT burgers is starting to cloud your judgment. That, or you've been sucking on too many cut peens!!!
Yeah, Khuram didn't kill 3,000 people either, dumbass.
Submitted by joanne on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:16pm.
Nice moonwalk, I think MJ would have been impressed.
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At least he wasn't crying.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:42pm.
Canadian Idol looks a little cheap, dontcha think?
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
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that totality reminds me the plot from "30 rock" with that talent contestant terrorist,lol
Totally fabricated
first they came for the muslims.....
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Weeeel obviously Khuram was arrested because of that audition...... that was some duff shit. But funny. I laughed.
Canadian Idol looks a little cheap, dontcha think?
I mean, the studio is as dark as a cave, everyone wears leisure clothes and they didn't have enough money to give the blonde a make-over....she looks totally washed out.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:14pm.
BOOOHYAH!!!! FUCK YOU JP MORGAN CHASE! I JUST BLOCKED YOUR ASS!
Don't you have any smaller banks or credit unions?
It's crazy to have your money with those cunts.
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No, we bank with a local credit union. We had several Chase credit cards that we "let go" and are trying to settle for "x" on the dollar and those assholes call me up to 50 times a day. Seriously. The blow up my phone all fucking day and night, weekends ALL THE TIME.
No more. FOK U CHASE!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:20pm.
It's crazy to have your money with those cunts.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:14pm.
BOOOHYAH!!!! FUCK YOU JP MORGAN CHASE! I JUST BLOCKED YOUR ASS!
Don't you have any smaller banks or credit unions?
It's crazy to have your money with those cunts.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Nice moonwalk, I think MJ would have been impressed.
I just went to Verizon online and to "Manage your account" and I'm able to add up to 20 numbers to block.
Thank you all for the advice!
BOOOHYAH!!!! FUCK YOU JP MORGAN CHASE! I JUST BLOCKED YOUR ASS!
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"While Khuram sits in a jail cell, Avril Lavigne is still making music. What part of the game is this?"
Ha, ha, you need to stop! Lavigne should be in a cell of some kind.
This guy obviously has some belonging issues.
"American Dreamz" was a pretty funny movie. (It had Warren from "BTVS" in it.)
Of course he's a terrorist. Look at him.
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His singing wasn't that bad. And those judges look like some losers.
Anyhow maybe if he would have made he wouldn't have turned to terrorism.
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Ahaha snowy ♥♥!!! Cause he knew if you saw him singing an Avril cover, you'd see that he is CLEARLY a terrorist.
And ITA about the "like" button!
Interesting cover.
I'm pretty sure the terror cells have a plant on Real Housewives of NJ, but it's complicated.
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While Khuram sits in a jail cell, Avril Lavigne is still making music. What part of the game is this?
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What pat of the game is this?
It's called 911 you stupid butt plug.
Avril Lavigne might be a overly exposed, semi-talented, Canuk...but she never killed 3,000 people.
MK --- I think your lack of IN-N-OUT burgers is starting to cloud your judgment. That, or you've been sucking on too many cut peens!!!
If he had gotten in, the show would have been explosive, well in more ways than one. But heeeyyyyy RATINGS!
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Parents like White Oprah and Billy Ray should move to Canada where abortion is legal and Plan B is over the counter.
Rounding them MO-SLEMS like Japanese internment camps - I see.
Fucking Funny! Was he for real homeboy?
Sugarfreeredbull - thank you!
What about blocking people from calling me?
Is there an option for that?
M.E.:
From home screen, click on the phone icon.
Click on options
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they arrested a bunch of these fuckers yesterday,near where I live.
Maybe it was the rejection? nah. I don't think so.
I'm glad they pulled the plug on this piece of shit show with that greasy douche Ben Mulroney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ7QmLd2eVg
This is the ONLY reason I know that there's a Canadian Idol.
And I'm boycotting it b/c this lovely gassy gingerbread girl didn't even WIN.
Sophia would have learned how to TEXT just to vote for her.
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Someone help a stupid bitch out. How do I block phone number on my black berry?
Khuram is a Global Ambassador!! Well if you put aside his arrest!!
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No more war. More robot dance.
I wish MK would install a like option on the comments like Facebook
LOL
Sweetas! Leenie! How can you trust your Talibani if he doesn't even tell you he's singing APRIL Levine on CI!?!?!?!
LMAO
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2K5? That American Dreams shit was TERRIBLE. As was this dude's audtion.
I'm laughing at how he doesn't have an accent when he sings English, only when he speaks it.
tha ROBOT! This makes me wonder - why don't they have Mr. Pibb in 2 liters in California? Does it come in diet?
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