I Really Thought Tiger Was Already a Daddy

Tiger Woods and his hot wife, Elin Nordegren, are expecting their first child. Tiger released this statement today:

"As some of you know, today is my 31st birthday. I'll spend it quietly with family and friends, but Elin and I have more exciting news to share: We are expecting our first child together this summer. Obviously, we couldn't be happier and our families are thrilled," said Woods. "I have always wanted to be a dad. I just wish my father could be around to share the experience."

Hopefully, this kid will inherit her looks and his brains.

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