About Brian Williams' Peen Situation....
I'm going to keep this short unlike Brian Williams' peen. Basically, the man who gives you the news every night on NBC has a big dick. Dick so big that he could give the NBC peacock a concussion just by whipping that shit out. Dick so big that they have to put bricks under his anchor desk to elevate it and make room for his gigantic bulge. Dick so big that most bitches refer to it as Cockefeller Center. HD dick. You get the picture.
Brian Williams talked to Andrew Goldman for Elle Magazine about all sorts of shit and they eventually touched on the topic closest to every rich preppie's Brooks Brothers-covered heart: KHAKIS! Brian said that he can only wears pleated khakis, which led Andrew to put 2 inches and 2 inches and 2 inches and 2 inches and 2 inches together:
ELLE: Your daughter Allison recently graduated from Yale. What have you done that has most mortified her?
BW: There’s no question that I have an inner Clark W. Griswold. So I have a deal with my wife and two kids that when my shorts move out of the mainstream, or when I wear any pants product that can be construed as a “man jean,” I am to be told. You notice how pleated khakis have become a huge social divider? You see the fashion-forwards going to a plain front, and then you see the pleated community seemingly unaware of this trend change.ELLE: You still see a lot of pleats in Washington.
BW: DC sometimes lags. Obama’s still rocking the pleated pants.ELLE: I actually have a close friend in DC who still wears pleats. His wife confessed to my wife that he couldn’t move to flat fronts because his penis was just too large.
BW: Well, I’m with him. It’s a huge issue. Kidding!
Brian Williams is a serious journalist so he should know very well that you should never EVER say the word "kidding" when it comes to peen size. That's a law. But I do like where this is going. We should all know the dick size of every news dude on TV. You know what that means? The penis ruler is in your court, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper. I'll hold the towel up.
via New York Observer (Thanks John H.)
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He's been hysterical on SNL and funny as hell.
And he's always been cute in that smooth on the outside, dirty on the inside way.
I was just thinking about his cock when he was on Letterman, for realz. Dude has long thick fingers. 2 and 2 together.
Letterman's supposed to be hung like a fire hydrant too, but he's icky and grumpy. Brian Williams, though, I'd hit that until someone peeled me off.
And I bet he loves his short shorts. Easier to pull that shit out.
I think it's true that laid-back guys have big ones, too!
As for the Elle article, I thought it was funny and Brian Williams came off quite humble and witty. For those who don't read it, every month Elle uses the last page of the mag for a lighthearted interview with a male celebrity that touches on sex and female topics. Anyone doing the interview knows it's just a fun thing.
Speaking of Elle, I reached out to pick up a copy yesterday and actually recoiled in terror when I saw Julia Robert's hideous mug on the cover.
Fuck you, Julia.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 4:38pm.
This is postworthy?
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 1:29pm.
Brian appears to be a homosexual.
Discuss.
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WRONG!
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It's like his nose and chin are fighting with each othe. Strange... Looks kind though.
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Bitch please!
Johnny has that problem. He has this one pair of sort of "slim-fit" ass-hugging jeans that I lOVE to see him in but he won't wear them cuz they strangle his gorilla junk. Sads.
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Brian appears to be a homosexual.
Discuss.
I dont know why...but I have had the hots for him for some time. excuse me
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He can have the biggest peen in the world but I don't like the body it's attached to. Meh.
Go B. Willy, go!
i WILL grab me a fucking schlong! I'll make a voice and face like XUL from ghostbusters!
I always look for peen when guys walk by or sit down. It's in my nature. SUCIA!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:51am.
Peens come in sizes?
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Hard to believe right? I know its difficult to tell when they're really just fucking your fat folds!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
AND he has a big cock? Where do I sign up to knock this bitch's woman down and steal him? Serious - I love the way he talks. I'm a whore like that.
MMMM-mmmm! And I love the way he's kinda geeky and older. He's so sexY! ? (Yes, I'm askin' myself too: WTF?)
(He's so not kidding, btw. He's just so geeky he's kinda embarrassed about it. I luv him:)
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Peens come in sizes?
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I figured he had a big one. On Letterman the other night he proped his foot up on his knee and I thought, whoa bet he's got a big one! I know my ol' man is a size 14 and. . .well, there's a smile on my face.
I am not even getting into this convo
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 11:02am.
Just put on a pair of sweat pants and let me be the judge of the peen situation.
*extends hand for peen grab*
I hope these sexually confused boys are of legal age... but speaking of sweat pants..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx80aVxsm0&feature=PlayList&p=98DC871DFF...
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Two hundred years ago men showed off their junk in tight fitting breeches and would be known by their tendency to dress right or left (if you know what I mean).
Wow...I still think he's gross. His face and voice annoy me. If only his penis was detachable.
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Great. Now when I watch his news show, I'm gonna be distracted by his trouser snake. Even though he's not showing it. Dammit!
Damn, suddenly this guy is ever so much more SEXAY!
Just put on a pair of sweat pants and let me be the judge of the peen situation.
*extends hand for peen grab*
I tend to be skeptical where peen rules are concerned, but the most famous example of pleated khaki-wearing, David Letterman, has been said to have a sizable junkbag, so perhaps there's some truth to this hypothesis. It could also explain why all the suits mike looked at come with pleated pants: "Pleats will trick ladies into thinking you are hung--Look hung at YOUR next funeral!"
oceanlover- aw, that's right, Matt Lauer! They sound very similar, don't they? That dood has been looking OLD. He seems like he has a big ego, too. I like Brian williams a lot better, even though most of the time I don't hear what he says because I'm too busy trying to mentally straighten his nose through the screen.
I have proclaimed for years that Brian Williams is my perfect man, my biggest crush, etc. (except for that little problem of his happy marriage and kids, ha!)
Now you tell me THIS?!
Sexiest post ever....I can't take it. :)
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Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 9:36am.
He's very laid back, which proves he does have a big dick
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I believe that he is packing. Every guy I dated that had a huge dick was laid back with a silent confidence and smug look on his face. Brian Williams totally had that air of confidence and smug look on his face.
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Sorry, Mary, but we have been tricked too many times in the past by sizemeat stories, sizemeats (over 8x6 on the tape measure) who actually turned out to be tinymeats(less than 7x6 on the tape measure)so....
Show us the goods or shut up!
he is funny and nice. pleated pants suck.
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DWM, Its easier to give BJs to smaller ones. And with the other stuff, well it just takes more creativity and imagination to get you there.
What is wrong with this man's face? It looks like he was stuck in his mom's vajayjay for two weeks before he was born.
somebody please tell Brian Williams that it is not required to use every known word in Webster's dictionary every time he opens his mouth. and oh yeah, take a breath in between sentences too.
After reading this, I like him even more. He is a funny guy! Yep. I'm with the PP who said his SNL stint was funny too.
Thanks Brian for my morning chuckle since that skinny bitch Elizabeth Hurley says not to eat breakfast.
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I'll pass the foreskin to sucky too. not my cup of tea.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:42am.
...big bulges are generally made mostly of big balls.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 9:00am.
Is this the same guy that was recently accused of ho-ing around during his Olympic coverage? Or was that the other guy who looks a bit like him.
Hey KD---I think you're thinking of that guy from the Today show.
I like Brian Williams very much. really genuinely funny sense of humour---he was hilarious on SNL a couple of years ago. plus he's a great looking guy.
not so sure about the big peen theory being put forth here tho---Brian's Irish ginge and they typically pack rather average...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
Well it goes without saying...look at the man..he has all the traits of someone who swings a big stick! DUH!
DWM-he prolly keeps it clean or he wouldn't get offended.
*saves all foreskin for Sucky*
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Submitted by Murphy on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:47am.
I believe it. Look at the size of his hands. Nice.
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I simply hate pants and refuse to wear them. At all.
He's very laid back, which proves he does have a big dick. I have been told by extremely credible sources that Shepard Smith has a big one too. He is completely obnoxious though...
Thanks Vern. I'm glad someone agrees with me that they are gross.
He got all offended one day cause I made a comment about how they're gross. I didn't know then he had one. Seriously though.. the collect schmegma.. who wants to lick on that? Besides sucky.
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I like how in an interview excerpt of the length of his dick, he changed topic from his graduated daughter to his crown jewels. Yumm :)
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 8:42am.
...a real big dick snakes down the leg, it rarely stays rolled up in a bulge...big bulges are generally made mostly of big balls.
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thank you Mr. Spicey, I loved this part right here.
I agree that there is no reasonable use on this planet for pleated pants. What a strange invention. What are the pleats for? It just makes them puff out in the front.