Marky Mark Doesn't Want To Talk About This
Marky Mark still really wants people to see him as Mark Wahlberg, serious Oscar-nominated thespian, instead of the hot piece who is responsible for awakening the genitals of a thousand newbie gays in the 90s. This is Marky Mark's greatest achievement in his professional life and he should pull down his pants and embrace it! But nooooo, Marky still gets all sorts of assholey in the face when somebody brings it up. Drew Barrymore knows all about this.
During a scene in her new movie Going the Distance, Drew phone fucks with Justin Long while thinking about Marky Mark's ads for Calvin Klein chonies. When Drew ran into Marky Mark recently, she told him all about the scene and instead of thanking her for slobbering over his dick, he acted like a giant one. Drew told Popeater, "Oh my God, I did tell him that. I ran into him at an awards show and I told him I was just talking about how hot you are in your underwear. Who would not be excited about that? He's a very nice guy, and I have had other conversations with him that went much better than that."
Justin Long, who was also there, defended Marky, "It didn't go over great ... In [Wahlberg's] defense, it's a strange thing to bring up. I don't think he was prepared for it."
Marky Mark takes shit way too seriously. Why does he have to ruin all the beautiful and touching moments we spent together in my wet dreams back in the day? Why does he have to spit (and not in a sexy) on our fake love? Drew is right. There's no need for Marky to turn on the CUNT switch when a crazy gay runs up to him in an East Village deli to ask him to sign the cum stain on his old Calvin Klein ad. I mean, I asked politely and everything! Fuck!
Here's Drew with her dog friend in NYC last night.
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Come on folks! When you hear his name this is ALL you think of. He's not going to be winning any Oscars....LIKE WE DID!! Love Jane and Blanche Hudson
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Love Drew, but those pants are just dreadful!
Nah, Marky was just remembering how many times he had to let Calvin and Geffen blow him to get where he is now. It unsettled him...
OK didn't read any other comments, just want to say I would fuck that butter face til he was pretty!
"Hail NO!" MK as god
Drew is rocking some serious Lindsay Lohan hair, almost as if she's making fun of her. Because after-all, Drew is the original LiLo
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Ladies you would never catch me running around in sequins after 3am… it’s just not cute. If you choose to be out that late please be responsible and at least look fresh, not like you have been to the party. Afterhours has an outfit & it's not sequins or drugs.
so..ummm..what the heck did marky mark SAY ???
all drew says is that he's very nice..and looks great in undies. i can't jump on the guy until i know what his cunty response was..well, okay i would still JUMP on him.. but.. well.. you know.
everything about him screams humourless self important douchey douche..
I mean its not some crazed masturbating fan , its Drew Barrymore for fuck sakes.
most people I know in NYC or LA cROSS the street when they see a celeb coming.. its better that way..
too much baggage and falderall..
Fraud ass wigga... you should be GLAD anyone remembers that mess.
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Submitted by Keshiakola on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 3:58pm.
All hail the swelling G-spot.
Connect the dots and you will know why he was such a douchey douche. Remember at that time and, I suppose, even to this day he had to fight the rumors on being gay. As a matter of fact, the gays were deafening with their claim after that ad went up on Times Square. One can obviously see why (ahem)! I guess he just doesn't want to dig up that can of a BIG "worm" again.
Marky Mark's legacy: Taylor Lautner whining about his trailer being delayed.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
hes still fuckin hot
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It must suck going through life being a humorless douchnozzle. I couldn't imagine being unable to laugh at myself. Such a joyless existence.
That Andy Samberg SNL sketch was fucking GOLD. That is EXACTLY what Marky Mark sounds like.
"Now I'm gonna talk to a GOAT."
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
There's a really funny book, "Bad Movies We Love to Hate" (1993), and Sharon Stone has FOUR movies in it. In fact, they dedicated a whole chapter to her, titled "The Stone Age." Learn from her, Marky Mark. She wrote the foreword to the book. Excerpt: "Well, my big bad ego just couldn't resist looking into it. And look and laugh and titter and guffaw I did. Even at my own chapter..."
He's a major douche...
Wahlberg dropped out of high school at age 14 (but later got his GED) to pursue a life of petty crime and drugs. He'd spend his days scamming and stealing, working on the odd drug deal before treating himself to the substances himself. The young man also had a violent streak - one which was often aimed at minorities. At age 16, he was convicted of assault against two Vietnamese men after he had tried to rob them. As a result of his assault conviction, he was sentenced to serve 50 days in prison at Deer Island penitentiary. Whilst there, he began working out to pass time and, when he emerged at the end of his sentence, he had gone from being a scrawny young kid to a buff young man. Wahlberg also credits the jail time as being his motivation to improve his lifestyle and leave the crime behind him. Once he was released, Mark rejoined his family, who were now in the national spotlight. His older brother Donnie Wahlberg was a member of the 1980's singing sensation New Kids on the Block. Mark himself had been an original member of the band but had backed out early on - uncomfortable with the squeaky clean image of the group. A precursor to the boy-band craze, New Kids on the Block were dominating the charts and were on top of their game. Donnie decided to help his little brother out and tried to get him on the straight and narrow. He pulled some strings and got Mark set up with a recording contract. Despite a lack of singing ability, promoters took to his dance moves and a physique they knew teenage girls would love. Donnie scripted some easy songs for Mark, who collected a troupe of dancers and a DJ to become his "Funky Bunch" and "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch" was born. His debut album, "Music for the People", was a smash hit, which was propelled along by the rapper's willingness to disrobe down to boxer-briefs on stage, not to mention several catchy tunes. Teenage girls thrilled to the rapping "bad boy." Record producer David Geffen saw in Wahlberg a cash-cow of marketing ability. After speaking to designer Calvin Klein, Marky Mark was set up as the designer's chief underwear model. His scantily clad figure soon adorned billboards across the nation. Ironically, while the New Kids on the Block's fame was dwindling as audiences tired of their syrupy lyrics, "Marky Mark's" bad boy image was becoming even more of a commodity. He was constantly in the headlines (often of the tabloids) after multiple scandals. In 1992, he released a book dedicated to his penis. Wahlberg was constantly getting into rumored fights, most memorably with Madonna and her entourage at a Los Angeles party.
Sex with short ass would be a localized experience. Is he Jewish?
He's such an asshole.
Are Drew and Justin still an item? Anyone know?
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Now this is what I call a protest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhMMmqzbD8&feature=popular
Jesus @Bjork You, I had no idea about his asshole past. What a disgusting cunt. Sorry but in my eyes, that makes him 10x worse than the Lindsays, Paris's and even Mel (at least Mel didn't fucking blind anyone). Oh and he's a nice person now so no need to feel sorry about blinding a guy? Yeah, you're an asshole Marky Mark.
Go shove your poster and your 'I'm a thespian' act right up your entitled ass.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Marky Mark is a dumb fucking ruffian who's so far from his roots in Dorchestaaah at this point yet still somehow trying to front like he's so goddamn street...ungrateful sack of shit.
Next time, Drew Barrymore should go to the nearest Rite Aid, buy some socks and a shit ton of batteries then go back into her car and load the socks with those batteries as well as some spare change from her purse.
THEN, she should go and find that MOTHERFUCKER and beat him with those socks full of batteries and when he's on the ground she should KICK HIM IN THE POON!
I'm sure that he had no problem cashing those checks back in the day.
"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"
Mark Walberg just got real lucky? There are a million of him stuck in Dorchester, MA. He has never shown anything but the most basic acting skills.
It's called shit luck.
He needs to learn the best way to get over something embarassing is to embrace it and laugh at it. We have ALL done shit we are not proud of and can relate. Being a prick however, only makes us want to rub it in more!
Snideychick sez:
When did the high-waisted, pleated paperbag pant come back into fashion? Hated it then, hate it now.
What a huge douche. Does Marky Mark really think he got roles because of his acting ability? Moron.
I love Drew, but that outfit is ...unfortunate
"Marky Mark still really wants people to see him as Mark Wahlberg, serious Oscar-nominated thespian"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Really?
*has instantaneous seizure*
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
God that puppy is cute!! Least pretentious one in the whole gang...I like Mark Wahlberg as an actor but DESPISE Justin Long...he is so fugly and un-sexy...Drew looks good, but dayum I love that puppy!!! Seriously LOVE THAT MUTT...love sad puppy eyes...they melt my cold heart!
Drew can't act! She's real sweet tho:)
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Bitch, that was the last relevant thing you did. Ugh, can't stand this douchebag.
Please excuse me while I mop the drool off the floor. Something inside of me is getting harder and harder and since I don't have a penis (damn), I'll call it my vagenius. My vagenius has a woody.
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RACE TO THE COCK!!
That's why Jessica scares me now
She's almost a Wilderstein
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Johnnys girlYES THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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hopiece!
Goddamn you! RiotHOR!
Jessica Lange SHOULD scare you...as she is one plastic surgery procedure away from being the newest Gabor sister!
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Drew was not good in Grey Gardens. It was like a pastiche of what she thought would be good, but it wasn't. Alas.
And dammit Snowpiece, that's three for three! I LOVE JESSICA LANGE!!!!! Always and forever
Pffft, I say give Wahlberg a break. His ass probably puckered up when he saw her coming. I can just imagine her special-needs lisping "OMG Marky Mark, you were tho theriouthly hawt in thothe underpanth adth an I totally like put that in my moovee derpity derp" She is retarded and annoying.
And what the fuckity is this retard wearing in these pics? That is one of the most hideously unflattering combinations of fug tucked into fug I have ever peeped. Take it away!
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by snowpiece on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 3:19pm.
:D
:D
on topic: You got famous for being a silly rapper and for holding your pee-pee in underwear ads. Accept this Marky!
The story would be better if they actually said what he said! I can picture it "not going over well," but what the hell does that mean? Did he say something bitchy? Did he roll his eyes & stomp away? Did he throw a racial slur at Drew & then blind her in one eye?
What an asshole. He takes himself SO seriously. It's cool (or whatever) that he's a "SERIOUS ACTOR" now, but bitch needs to remember where he came from & embrace it.
TBD: Grey Gardens
She was fantastic in that movie!
*stares into zomay's avie*
*ignores Ricki's and Breaky's comments*
Jessica Lange scares me!
:P
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Has this pic been posted on that Duck Face site yet?
Damn, he would be way hotter and his playing the same role over and over would be much more tolerable if he would develop a sense of humor. You'd think that someone with a third nipple would at least learn to lighten up over some shit.
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hopiece:
How dare you!?
*scream*
Drew has more range in her frayed hairdon't than Aniston could ever muster from her chin.
Check her out in last year's movie with Jessica Lange. Someone help me out here. I cannot think of the name of it!
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Marky Whack needs to get over it.
How dare you!!! Jennifer Aniston hasn't done anything to anybody, and while I can understand why she isn't everyone's piece of pie I do not understand why it has become so popular to hate her. Janiston, forever and always!!!##@#!@#
Submitted by Terrapwn3d on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 2:11pm.
Way to throw Drew under the bus, Justin.
No kidding! Nice bf. I love her to death, always will, but gf needs someone else to pick a man for her.
Huh? As an actor, he is wooden AT BEST. No great talent there. He is just a little hustler-made-good who now thinks he's a big deal.
Many find his old ads sexy but in my opinion, they are only exploitative and tacky.
breaky: you, Ricki and my freaking BF, I just don't get it, she's like another Aniston to me
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hopiece!
How dare you insult my Hollywood crush!
*grabs shank*
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Drew looks great but damn! That girl could not dress herself to save her own life.
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
For someone who doesn't want anything to do with the "Funky Bunch" past, he sure lends the song out to tons of films and television shows. Bitch still makes bank off this shit.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."