Welcome to TLC, Your Lives Are Now Ruined
Since TLC has already picked off every piece of meat on the carcass of Jon & Kate's marriage, they are sharpening their teefs and going after new flesh! TLC has cursed Victor and Digna Carpio of Queens, NY by giving them their own reality show. Sextuplets Take New York will follow Victor and Digna as they raise their 22-month-old child army and their 9-year-old son. Basically, the poor Gosselin kids are getting pushed down the stairs by six younger and hungrier BABYZILLAS! Here's the press release from TLC:
The Carpio sextuplets, America’s first Latino sextuplets, are ready for their close-up, if they can sit still for that long! Now 22 months old, these four boys and two girls have just mastered the art of walking and will soon be talking - in two languages. On Tuesday, September 14 at 10 pm ET/PT, TLC premieres the new eight-part series SEXTUPLETS TAKE NEW YORK. Each episode follows the daily challenges parents Victor and Digna Carpio face while raising active sextuplets and an energetic 9-year-old son in their modest house in Queens, NY.From 50 diaper changes to three homemade hot meals a day, to balancing doctor's appointments, tennis practice, tutoring, and homework, Victor and Digna certainly have their hands full. Born weighing less than two pounds each and given little to no chance for survival, the Carpio sextuplets are six little miracles.
TLC needs less BABIES!!! and more dresses and little people. Where's "Say Si to the Quinceañera Dress" or "Little Pimps, Big Whores"?
The minute Victor comes on the screen in an Ed Hardy t-shirt, TLC just needs to do the right thing by pulling their own plug before it's too late. Or we can just lie to TLC and tell them we've found a couple of little people hoarders who own a child beauty queen dress shop and are parents to six tattooed babies. That will definitely make TLC spontaneously combust.
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Too bad americans live off stereotypes and have this warped image of latinos/hispanics due to the shitty people they have to endure every day, but I haven't seen families larger than the parents and 3 kids in a LONG time. Larger families are becoming a novelty.
And what's next? an alien family of 50 with their own TV show?. Meh. I'm glad I don't watch crappy TV.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/26/2010 - 12:23am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:20am.
Why is one of them a Hindu?
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Ha!
Missed it, you called it, you're hilarious.
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“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:20am.
Why is one of them a Hindu?
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Madonna needs to stop. These days it's more like Dolce and Your Grandma.
-Submitted by Echo27 on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 5:41pm.
"Little Pimps, Big Whores" <-- See, I'd be all over that; and I've grown allergic to most reality shows.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:11pm.
This should be illegal.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Digna means "dignified" in Spanish. Not anymore, amiga..
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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This should be illegal.
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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
When is society going to stop fucking rewarding people for reproducing? True story: at my job, there was this idiot who was late every day, a complete imbecile who though born and raised in America could not write English properly, and who talked on the phone all day long. BUT she had a baby. Eventually the office I worked in saw what a lousy worker she was so they transferred her to another office. Come the economic crisis and me and 3 other coworkers got laid off, but Imbecile gets to stay because the boss felt bad for her since she has a baby. Meanwhile, the 3 of us who got laid off have to live off shitty unemployment money and NO government benefits like foodstamps, since we don't have kids. No medicaid, either because "unemployment pays us too much" (wow, 430 a week in NYC which is a joke since the average rent here is way over $1500 a month). If Imbecile got laid off, she would be able to collect all sorts of benefits since she got knocked up at 21. Dumb bitch. She'll get hers, I'm sure.
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Why do idiots persist in calling things like this a miracle? It's a medical travesty. Who paid for the in vitro, the prenatal care and the NICU for six babies? Insurance? Don't wonder why your rates are so high and you get denied when you get really sick, because selfish attention whores have gobbled up all the resources. Almost two years old and just started walking? My son waited that long too, and while he's my hero, I wouldn't purposely go out and have a litter of kids with autism that bad. Heaven knows what else has been inflicted on them.
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My heels are broken! I can't move!
are they mexican or puerto rican? either way that many kids is normal in a latino household
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diooooooooooooooooooooo mioooooooooo
Coma Caca!
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America’s first Latino sextuplets, are ready for their close-up...
Whah? Have they ever been on Alvarado street in LA? I can't get a 'fuck' in edgewise, because the neiborhood is crawling with strollers and I try to watch my mouth around chillums.
Thank God I'm allergic to mini humans. Doc says they are bad for my health.
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RACE TO THE COCK!
I am sick of baby reality TV.
Hey wait, they're Hispanic, where are the other 20? I smell a cover up.
Another child army? YAWN!
I can't believe the didn't call this "Sextuplets in the City" ...
Aaaannnddd ... I am waiting for the first Gosselin child to be reported nipping at the 'tussin. Seems like most every child actor has ended up with some substance abuse or whorin' problem once the limelight fades, and those kids know nothing else. Countdown to "Dr. Drew: TLC Edition" in 3, 2, ...
Does anyone else hate when kids are referred to as miracles? People use that word way too loosely
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Suck Yourself!
Hate Gosselin has a new show, "Kate Plus Eight." I think they should combine her show with "Overweight Family." It could be like "Big Brother" or something where they all live in the same house with only three bedrooms (sort of like "The Brady Bunch"; big house with tons of communal space but only three bedrooms for two parents and six kids).
I'd watch Little Pimps, Big Whores, but not this bullshit!!! TIRED of people taking TOO many furtility drugs and getting armies of kids!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Awesome! Another show on TLC that I'll never watch, just like I never watched Jon & Kate.
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Wonder which neighborhood in Queens...
I remember seeing them on the local news some time back. They seem like good people. Wish them the best. But TLC is in the running for one of the worst networks on t.v. right now. Got to thank Kate and John.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 12:59pm.
Do they serve cocktails in the Reported Zone? *takes out a $20*
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Open Bar, babay! Holywatertinis for EVERYONE! :)
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*BIG SIGH* y'all are the best! I like this reported thing!!
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Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 12:59pm.
Do they serve cocktails in the Reported Zone? *takes out a $20*
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Open Bar, babay! Holywatertinis for EVERYONE! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Do they serve cocktails in the Reported Zone? *takes out a $20*
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Hmmm, hideous furniture covered in plastic? Yup, that's Queens for sure. And you know uneducated folks think that kind of furniture looks classy.
Although in their defense, with six babies in diapers, I'd probably want all my shit covered in plastic - then once or twice a day I'd just hose everything down.
Let's start counting down to their inevitable divorce...
OK SETTLE DOWN! ALL Y'ALL ARE REPORTED!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:54am.
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:50am.
sorry about double post.
That's ok. But in future be careful as its a reportable offence...maybe banning :(
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What? Calm down....are you the Dlisted police or something?
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Hahaha, El Bastardo is just being cheeky. Relax! :D
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:54am.
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:50am.
sorry about double post.
That's ok. But in future be careful as its a reportable offence...maybe banning :(
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What? Calm down....are you the Dlisted police or something?
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 12:36pm.
Still don't understand why people pay for cable if this is what's on.
And according to my calculations *boop boop beep boop* 50 diaper changes divided by 6 babehs = about 8 changes a day. Does one baby really go through 8 diapers a day? I'm genuinely curious - I know nothingk bout bebes.
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I'm going to do a show too. It's going to be called "Pregnant and Addicted to Real Housewives of Mormon Octuplets who Flip Houses."
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Still don't understand why people pay for cable if this is what's on.
And according to my calculations *boop boop beep boop* 50 diaper changes divided by 6 babehs = about 8 changes a day. Does one baby really go through 8 diapers a day? I'm genuinely curious - I know nothingk bout bebes.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
dear tlc, i have even less interest in this show than i do all the gosselin shows, of which i have never seen a single episode.
this is why i don't have cable. and i've never missed it.
I saw their documentary a while ago and they seem like a really lovely family with 1 million in medical expenses. I am going to pray that this family stays strong and not turn into Jon and Katezilla. They have a good family support system from what I saw...
the must be getting desperate for new ideas. this idea is WASHED UP seriously if ur going to have a war over who has the most babies then octomom should have a show. 6 babies, that's amateur, been there done that
p.s. the older son has now become the built in babysitter .... he can kiss his life as he knew it good bye ! bye bye childhood, friends, freedom, sleep, peace & quiet, parents attention .... adios !
Enough with this shit already!! Why do people find it so fascinating to watch parents struggle with raising 7, 8, 9 kids?? I seriously think people must be getting desperate enough to tell their IVF doctor to put as many in there as they can! Shit, if anything they'll get a show out of the deal. Why is our society buying into this? I have kids .. the last thing I want to do at the end of the day , is watch someone else struggle with their kids. I'd rather watch Supernanny and get tips on how to handle the stress of a child's behavior.
This is old and played out ... these multiple births are just plain ridiculous. It use to be cute to see a set of twins, even triplets... but now it's boring and has become the norm !
Submitted by sanguinivorous on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:36am.
Please stop show casing parents so misguided in their need to have a family that they spend thousands upon thousand of dollars on having invitro babies rather than adopting a child who really needs a home.
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AAAAAAAA-MEN!
There are people starving in the streets. Children selling their OWN bodies for food. Women running from abuse with no where to go and what is the answer to these problems? Make more people! ARGH!
♥ Threadkilla!
We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:50am.
sorry about double post.
That's ok. But in future be careful as its a reportable offence...maybe banning :(
sorry about double post.
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Am I the only one that remembers when TLC actually showed educational crap and documentaries?
My favorite show was "The Operation". Uncensored surgeries! The first ep I saw was a young girls face being peeled forward for skull surgery.
Kick. Ass.
Unfortunately, it's going to take some type of "Megan Wants a Millionaire" like tragedy for these shows to wane in popularity.
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Oh - and that sofa is fucking ugly too. You can learn a LOT from a person's furniture....that sofa says to me (when the cameras aren't rolling):
"Dios Mio! More mole sauce on Mamita's antique Victorian Bernie and Phil's knock-off Divan!!!!!" Get these fucking kids back into the chicken-pen!!!!"
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:21am.
In portuguese, Digna means deserving.
Id say bitch is well deserving of a shitstorm of shame and fuckery for putting her family in that reality circus. The father too, obviously.
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OFT: Fucking_Classy, someone has a very similar name to you here, just fyi. (never noticed it before, but I've been away for a week and outta the loop but harmlessly thought I'd mention it to ya)
ONT: DIE TLC!! Oh, and no fking way this is "America’s first Latino sextuplets". Pffttth. Again, trek to the NYC projects and you'll see plenty of multiples (or check the NYC welfare rolls), for fucks sake. Ain't nothing new nor special. DIE, TLC, DIE!!!
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These shows are lame so I never watch them but I had to comment: Only one kid is getting the "tennis lessons, tutoring and homework" airtime. The rest are strapped into carseats and drooling.
Kate Gosselin must be having a total bitchfit right about now.
WHAT? WHY? why are people doing this stupid Shit! fuck! bringing children into this world is not a fkn game! is not a competition fkn iditots!!!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
WHAT? WHY? why are people doing this stupid Shit! fuck! bringing children into this world is not a fkn game! is not a competition fkn iditots!!!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
yes, i want to watch tv about stupid, ugly people who either can't keep their fucking feet on the floor for one night or are barren/use fertility drugs b/c the world isn't fucking crowded enough. All of theses SuperBreeder TV show families need to go gently into the night.