Wednesday, August 25th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Alexander Skarsgård (34)
Alexandra Burke (22)
Blake Lively (23)
Rachel Bilson (29)
Kel Mitchell (32)
Jo Dee Messina (40)
Claudia Schiffer (40)
Cameron Mathison (41)
Rachael Ray (42)
Blair Underwood (46)
Billy Ray Cyrus (49)
Tim Burton (52)
Elvis Costello (56)
Gene Simmons (61)
David Canary (72)
Tom Skerritt (77)
Regis Philbin (79)
Sean Connery (80)
Monty Hall (89)

Posted by: Michael K


suckandfuck's picture

GURRRLL DON'T YOU BE MAKIN DAT FACE AT ME GURRRRRLLL

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

hickoryduck's picture

Ahhh yes, the hottest photos of him ever!

@Mrs Patrick Campbell - no nude photos that I know of, but you can see some peen at 4:00 in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSSKQTTVYx0

I heart Natalie's picture

Happy birthday To Tim Burton and Rachel Bilson...

And I wonder which family member gets to give Billy Ray his birthday blowjob?

islandgirl's picture

Happy birthday, Jamesh Bond.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SvsOWQlAA

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Great group of birfday slores today! Askars is looking ghey in those.

Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid

britlitgal's picture

Did ASkars get a nosejob? Because he looks way different now. Of course, it could just be the hideous combo of hair and clothes...off to find comparison pics.

I seriously don't understand what all the fuss is over this Alexander guy. He's too aryan for my tastes.

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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" - the dipshit musings from ICP

atlantapug's picture

I love that Askars shares a bday with my 5 year old!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Alexander is one GORGEOUS fudgepackin' rump-ranger!

Are there any nude photos of Alexander?

Snarkley's picture

Lot of cool people I like having B-Days today.

WinnieT's picture

Holy Christ, those pictures are hideous.

Wow.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

LOL LOL MK you always find the best photos!

Happy Birthday to the gorgeous Alexander!

The New Improved Wyle E's picture

Jesus. European fashion! Thank god he moved to the US.

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Wyle E

"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.

I always wondered what happened to Kel Mitchell.

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"Fucking magnets, how do they work?" - the dipshit musings from ICP

mike's picture

Holy shit! He's just turning 34?

Happy B-day Elvis Costello!

Ophelias evil twin's picture
sonne's picture

I think I saw that twinkie on the train today! Love the pictures you find, MK.

OXA's picture

I thought Monty Hall was dead.

JD1985's picture

Good God, Michael K! Where the hell did you find that pic of Askars! Oh well he's still my swedish meatball, HB Askars and Tom Skerritt!

Dammit! I was so distracted by Askars nonsense I have somehow missed that it is my beloved Adam Chandler's birthday! Happy Birthday David Canary!!!