Wednesday, August 25th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Alexander Skarsgård (34)
Alexandra Burke (22)
Blake Lively (23)
Rachel Bilson (29)
Kel Mitchell (32)
Jo Dee Messina (40)
Claudia Schiffer (40)
Cameron Mathison (41)
Rachael Ray (42)
Blair Underwood (46)
Billy Ray Cyrus (49)
Tim Burton (52)
Elvis Costello (56)
Gene Simmons (61)
David Canary (72)
Tom Skerritt (77)
Regis Philbin (79)
Sean Connery (80)
Monty Hall (89)

Posted by: Michael K


Mz.Lauren's picture

I still would. Pink GuessJeans shirt, twink haircut and all!

BitchHouse's picture

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 10:08am.
He was butt-ugly then AND now. I JUST DON'T SEE THE HOT!!!
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COSIGN! thought at least in these pictures he has youth on his side offsetting the shitload of fug he's stuck with now.

kingjack's picture

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HB to Elvis Costello and Sean Connery. All that talent/hotness is dizzying to contemplate.
And that dude in the pink shirt? He has the air of a man who appears sweet,passive and effeminate, then turns into a brutal wild sex beast.
Trust.

gucci's picture

stake_spike on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 2:44pm.

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:58am

Virgos are nutters, or at least the ones I dated have been obsessive, psychotic, freaks.
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lololol every single word you typed described my dad. every single last word.

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Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday Virgos!

"You thought I was a doughnut and tried to glaze me"

moomarse's picture

Happy BDay Elvis & Sean!! And Good old Monty Hall..... god, I used to live for that show as a kid...

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

stake_spike's picture

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 11:58am

Virgos are nutters, or at least the ones I dated have been obsessive, psychotic, freaks.

gaga is gaga to hit that

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Sexy Pants's picture

he could show up in a tutu and a rhinestone crown and I still would.

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shandi's picture

Who is he? Seriously. I'm 40 and I don't know. Thinking he might be on a vampire TV show???

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gucci's picture

not even a hot slutty virgo list such s this one will help cure me of my unresolved virgo issues. boohoo

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SpiceDong's picture

looks like Asskards had a little cosmetic enhancement at some point in the last few years.
his nose is different here...it is bigger and more bulbous than it is now. Doesn't even look like him in these photos.

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what in the pink poodle hell is he wearing ...HB to all the sluts

islandgirl's picture

He reminds me of a cross between Ken Paves and a Russian ice dancer.

Dgrin's picture

also not a lot of people who were cute twinks grow up to become hot hunks what a lucky bitch this Askars is,

Dgrin's picture

I don't care what the rest of you say he was truly adorable, I prefer this than a macho-something guy fighting with his homophobia, he embraces pink and makes it work and that's hot!

chinlee3's picture

Bill Ray Cyrus 49 again!!!!

LA's picture

Love ya Alex. Kisses on your birthday!

Dgrin's picture

how fruity yet adorable!

salacious's picture

Once again, this begs the question... what do people see in him?

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

Geebz74's picture

He's cute in his favorite colors!
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parissucksliterally's picture

I spy someone who had a nose job!!!

ASkars and Blair Underwood? Too much hotness for one day!

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I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
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humpalump's picture

HB Claudia! And sexy beast Mr. UnderWOOD :)

...and Sean Connery

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Thanks, Miss Hickoryduck, for the comfirmatia of her tinymeat!

Now we feel better!

mike's picture

I think my sister once had that t-shirt. I'm not joking.

NitWitty's picture

Hahaha! That pic on the right looks like it's got an autograph on the bottom left hand side. I wonder if MK pulled this out of his personal stash?

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Those pictures remind me of the ones Brad Pitt did-remember the floral baseball cap? HA!

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

He was butt-ugly then AND now. I JUST DON'T SEE THE HOT!!!
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Douchechill!

stake_spike's picture

Wow those pics are hideous. What a twink.

JeanGenie's picture

Submitted by LCFitz on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 9:23am.
Happy Birthday, Sir Sean Connery!

@JeanGenie: Only 46 year gap here, and I DEFINITELY would.

Eheheh... I honestly think he'll always look hot and charming to me, even when he hits 120 (yeah, I truly hope he will).

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NitWitty's picture

Happy Birfday to all the slurts.

How weird is it that this dude was selling this Guess 15 years ago? I was wearing Guess to school 20+ years ago and I just took my daughter school shopping and she brought the majority of her new jeans and shirts from Guess store?
Who woulda' thunk it?

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

LCFitz's picture

Happy Birthday, Sir Sean Connery!

@JeanGenie: Only 46 year gap here, and I DEFINITELY would.

grommet's picture

Oh, and I still would too. Even in my fave pair of pants from the 5th grade.

grommet's picture

His nose is definitely different.

harveyprice's picture

I still would...even in a Guess shirt.

"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-
Chippy D

HB to Elvis Costello and Sean Connery.

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When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

joanne's picture

HB Tim Burton, Regis Phlibins, Elvis Costello and Sean Connery.

angel_i's picture

Ok, fine! Maybe he's gay!

HB, hos!

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sonne's picture

Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 08/25/2010 - 7:14am.

Jesus. European fashion! Thank god he moved to the US.
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True!!
That pic is starting to freak me out. My babysitter looks like him, just a bit less ghey.

JeanGenie's picture

Happy birthday Sean Connery, the one and only James Bond. Just yesterday night I was watching the Untouchables for the Nth time.
Oh my, I guess 52 years is a hell of an age gap. But probably I still would.

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LunaChick's picture

Happy Birthday wishes to Jo Dee, Tim Burton, Elvis Costello, Sean Connery and all the sluts!

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Romy's picture

Happy birthday Askars! Even though you used to make your money doing fruity photoshoots, you're still a hot piece.

Raul Duke's picture

Suck on it Trebek! * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8Qqu_WBIc ********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8

kanderso's picture

Sean Connery is FUCKING 80???!!! Shit.

Those are some mighty sexy outfits up there on A Skars.

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loric's picture

Grattis på födelsedagen to my favorite Swede! Also HB to Elvis Costello!

All I see is, "exqueeze me but have you ever heard of styling gel?"

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

34 eh? My Dirtywhoremouth is 31. I don't mind the ghey look.. but I do mind sleeveless shirts where the deoderant balls fall off the armpit hair.

Blech

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JBL's picture

Reeeeg is 79! holy crap - he looks great and still totally on the ball.
Happy Birthdays to Blair, Elvis, Regis and Sean!!

Mother Superior's picture

Co` latha breith sona dhuibh, Sean!

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