Tuesday, August 24th 2010
Like A Stoner, Heeeeeey!
Madge's 13-year-old daughter Lourdes was out in London the other day wearing a rasta cuff with a marijuana leaf on it, and it's got some people asking if this means she's the unofficial spokestween for the good shit. Well, honestly the thing that concerns me most about this entire look is that for a hot second I mistook Lourdes for MILEY CYRUS! Madge should address this issue first before she sends Baby Jesus into Lourdes room to check her rosary drawer for joints!
You know, I think it's safe to say that Lourdes is most like not messing with the herb. She's only wearing that cuff to distract our preying eyes from the piece of Orbitz Adderallmint gum she's chewing on. Taylor Momsen taught her well.
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She looks much older than 13 but I think that she does not have a weave. That is deliberately, messily parted bed hair and the edgiest thing about her. She has her own hair and lots of it, lucky brat.
I can't wait for her giving interviews and penning tell-all books
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVeFylpP2_8
This isn't slutty.
I try not to judge people too much on the way they dress, because I myself am very alternative. I generally dress gothic...my hair's dyed black, my skin's paper white, black eyeliner, spikes, black lace, et al.
However, it's often body language that manifests being an attention whore. I notice this about some customers at work who come in thinking they're hot shit. Of course, it works like a charm on all the winnars I'm so lucky to listen to and tolerate everyday.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Well .... I think she's cute. She's just a kid and a more beautiful version of her mama looks wise. Does she have the same chutzpah tho?
Submitted by like-wow on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:08pm.
At least she shaved her mustache.
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and her browstache.
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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meh, call me when she's fucking mommy's boyfriends & Vadge is screaming kabalalala hexes at her
p.s. - looks like she raided the clearance bin at Hot Topic, how edgie
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Illuminati Monarch Slave, at your service.
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Meanwhile, I am copying that tote for the Holiday season.
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Lourdes is absolutely beautiful. If she really wanted to shock she should wear a plaid or tweed skirt,white cotton blouse,saddle shoes...rock the Catholic school girl uniform better than her mother ever did or ever could.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 8:45pm.
Shit, I thought it was Jamie Lynn Sigler.
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That's exactly who I thought it was too.
I just love how she's slowly slapping everyone's faces, you know, the prude ones that say how embarassed Vadge's kids will be of her when they grow up.
Shit, I thought it was Jamie Lynn Sigler.
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I'm not dissing her, everyone has questionable looks as a teenager, but I am 30 and look younger than she does. I thought she was a 20 somthing party girl. I'm very uncomfortable right now. Madge, protect your baby!
Isn't it just a little weird that the bodyguard guy is a dead ringer for Guy? He was in the photos of her and Vadge last week too...
I will give you that Lourdes is a pretty girl but a Fashion Icon, excuse me from the clueless remark, 'As if'... this girl is just a copycat from her mother. Back then (ugh I feel old) Charlotte Casiraghi had her own style at 14 years old
http://charlottemaripomeline.web-log.nl/charlottemaripomeline/2000_charl...
On the other hand what would you expect from Madonna's offspring
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Hey where can I get some of that adderall mint gum-is it on prescription in which case let me get on the phone to my doctor.....
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Wow. That is one bad weave.
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Lourdes is a pretty girl but honestly i dont think she even knows what a marijuana leaf looks like
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Oy, what a poser. I usually think it's completely stupid when people say that but I think this is an exceptional case. I don't give a shit about what she's wearing, and I don't think it's particularly skimpy for someone her age, but the marijuana armband? Please. Bitch has probably never even seen a picture of a marijuana leaf on google. She's probably only seen Bob Marley on the t-shirts in her favorite high-end department store. Maybe she thought it was her favorite leafy green vegetable since Madge keeps her kids on those macrobiotic diets or whatever.
I can't stand those cutoffs with the pocket flaps hanging out of them. There's a post in the Afternoon Crumbs with Britney Spears wearing that trash. But we expect that from Britney...I can't believe any semi-sane person finds that attractive or cool.
People need to relax. This does not seem like big of a deal to me. Her crotch isn't out, her boobs aren't on display... She's not talking about her vibrator being her BFF a la Taylor Momsen. She's a MIDDLE SCHOOLER who is experimenting with fashion. Hell, for all we know, she doesn't even know that's a pot leaf. Or she does & thinks it's "cool," but doesn't even smoke. Big whoop.
I remember when I was in 7th grade, hemp necklaces/bracelets were all the rage, and my mom freaked out when I told her I wanted one. She thought hemp somehow signified my love for marijuana, but I had never even smoked cigarettes, let alone pot. I just liked how the necklaces looked! Lourdes needs paps to leave her the hell alone & not have people dissecting her every move. She might be beautiful, but she's still a CHILD.
Oh Lola, you would be so much more interesting if you'd become a frumpy book nerd or a crazy born-again just to irk your mom rather than trying to follow in Vadge's footsteps, circa 1984.
I too, thought it was Miley when I first scrolled down. FAIL.
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
She is 13????? What a little whore. I mean, I hope people realize that she will become a little slut like her mom, right? I mean at 13 she looks more like she was 31. She should join Montana Fishbourne and maybe together they both can do threesome with lexington steele or something.
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Bitch dresses like this and has the audacity to say gladiator sandals are so, ugh, over? Girl, you're whole look, your new line, your Mom, are so over.
i think lourdes is a very pretty girl...and unfortunately this is how i see many tweens dressed these days...but i don't see her crotch and i don't see the crack of her butt...aside from weed sweatband, i cant get all that riled up...
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When I was 13 I rocked shorts, thigh highs, and mary janes or big boots, so this truly doesn't seem that bad to me. I also was addicted to wearing as much jewelry as possible, although mine was less religiously themed and probably MUCH cheaper.
In terms of her attitude, I really can't tell if she is entitled or not from these few pics. I would have to hear from people who have actually dealt with her to know something like that.
I think it's quite possible that Madonna had no idea she had the pot themed bracelet and she slipped it on when mom wasn't around. I used to do that with all kinds of parent disapproved clothing choices except the paps weren't there to burn me to my folks!
Ciccone mess!
Good job as a parent, maWHOREa. Your kid is already acting like she's more important than everyone else. AND she's a stoner to boot, dressing like a total dumbass. I shudder to think what your fucked up arrogant mind has is store for little david botha...
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Yeah, I'd need quite a few fat blunts just to get through the day too if I had such an epic cunt of a mother.
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I do not want to be mean to a little girl but she already has that air of self entitlement. Earn it bitch before acting like a smug little brat. This girl will explode right in front of our faces. Just wait and see, she reminds me of a young Lisa Marie Presley. It must be hell following in the foot steps of "legends", I feel bad for them.
It may be just me, but she looks pretty normal for a teenager, I mean, come on, what would you say if she was dressed head to toe like on of those poor Dugger girls? I can see her tits, her makeup is not THAT bad, she's just a teenager.
give her a chance. then jump her if she fucks up really bad. so far, so good.
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She's surprisingly well covered for a teenager these days. At least we can't see her cleavage or ass cheeks. I agree, that's not extensions, its a criss cross part.
I hope Madonna has a good security team because they are going to be beating the boys off with a stick before too long. She's a very pretty girl.
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If Miley Cyrus tripped and fell would it be considered a hoedown?
I am way too old. When I was 13 we didn't dress like common prostitutes. That being said she is so much prettier than her mother.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:47pm.
She looks like a young Jamie-Lynn Sigler in those pictures.
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Bang on there. Other than her big furry catapiller eyebrows she's turning into quite the little hottie.
Teenage rebellion. How can you possible out rebel against mother Madonna? Oh I know, Lourdes, could become a Catholic nun!
She's even got the pouty lip thing going on. I wonder if she talks like an old hooker who smokes 3 packs a day too.
She looks like a young Jamie-Lynn Sigler in those pictures.
Actually, those aren't extensions. It's a criss-cross part. I like it:)
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Are those HAIR EXTENSIONS? I seriously hope not because what teenager needs hair extensions? That is when your hair is all healthy and full. Don't fuck with a good thing Lourdes!
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The ones saying she is dressed like a truckstop hooker obviously have not been to a playground or passed by a junior high school recently and seen the prostitots milling about. If I had a daughter in this day and age I'd lock her up and throw away the key.
And I'd be willing to bet that famewhorishness aside, Vadge is probably a good mother.
But if I am wrong, it is going to be fun fun fun to watch this demise in the tabloids!
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GIANT eyebrows. Check.
Black pantyhose under shorts. Check.
Dirty unlaced combat boots. Check.
Aaaaand the shitty madonna look is back. Crap.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:18pm.
haha I have a younger sister who's all about the goth look right now. She's like NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY LIFE I HATE EVERYTHING. She's sort of growing out of it, though :P she'll be back to being a girly girl shopaholic before I know it.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
See what happens when you let your daughter hang out with Taylor Momsen for a day??
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Hekki - I remember HS and the girls who dressed like sluts, were the chicks who couldn't get laid for the life of them.
FINALLY someone agrees with me that Lourdes looks like Miley. Not so much in this picture but same body type and long hair. Hope she isn't smoking at 13. Yikes.
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@ Whiskey Tango. LOL! My daughter went through that Hot Topic stage about 4 years ago. When I asked her why she always dressed Emo/Goth, she looked at me and said 'Mom, YOU dress EMO'.
Lourdes is a beautiful child. She almost looks like Jennifer Esposito..