George Michael Lost His Drivers License Again
With a hair yarmulke on top of his head and touches of silver hanging onto his beard, George Michael strolled into the Highbury Corner Magistrates Court in London this morning to plead "Yup, I Fucked Up" to the charges that he drove while under the influence of weed. George was busted last month after his Range Rover violently assaulted a Snappy Snaps photo shop by busting into that bitch. The cops found George stoned as all fuck.
AP reports that George admitted to the judge that he had the good shit waltzing through his system at the time of the crash and he accepted all responsibility for his actions. The judge took George's tiny hand in his and then slapped it before suspending his drivers license for six months. The judge warned George that he could face time in the chokey if he's arrested again, "It is a serious matter. Your driving was extremely poor and there was an accident."
George barely got his drivers license back last year. It was snatched away from him in 2007 after he was found BROKE OFF, DOZED OFF behind the wheel of his car.
George and every single judge in the UK just need to come to the blatant realization that BITCH CAN'T DRIVE. Does George need Tai from Clueless to rise from the dead and tell him this to his face so he finally gets it? My sister, who once hit a parked car and made a left turn over a center divider, is a better driver than George and that's saying everything. George was meant to be a professional passenger, that's all. Run (don't drive) and tell that!
But George's day wasn't totally filled with misery and hand slaps. I mean, look at him mentally masturbating while surrounded by a trio of hot cops!
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" Run (don't drive) and tell that!"
LOL, I love your play on words... hahhahah put his little tiny hand in his! heheheh!
"The cops found George stoned as all fuck"
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know this guy has fucking taxi money. What the fuck?
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
LMAO at the tag "do you need a moment" hahahahaha
and his face scares me....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
If you're gonna drink and drive...
Drive somebody else's car!
Duh!
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LOL! That cop behind him is in LOVE! He wants Georgie's ass SO bad! Ha!
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
@lutrelle: "This bitch ought to ride the tube. Oh wait, he already does."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was entirely unaware of how sucky it would get.
- Gautama.
I need to move to England. People get away with all kinds of shit over there.
I want his shit!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
And yet the cannabis chorus continues to insist that pot isn't dangerous… Look what it did to his hair!
What's the point of taking his license? He still has cars and you know he's going to drive them anyways.
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Submitted by Lutrelle on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 10:12am.
This bitch ought to ride the tube. Oh wait, he already does
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Ba-DUM! Good one! Why don't they suspend his license for good? As has been said, George can certainly afford a driver.
He used to be so hot 30 years ago. Now he gives new meaning to the word "smarmy".
*shudder*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"Time can never mend the careless reaming of a...."
;)
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Submitted by scallywagy on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 10:10am.
Guilty pleasures have got a hold of me, should have known better than to cheat on a friend like you…
I'm getting a serious Dr. Christian Troy vibe from that first pic.
This bitch ought to ride the tube. Oh wait, he already does.
Guilty pleasures have got a hold of me, should have known better than to cheat on a friend like you…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/george-michaels-crashes-his-car-...
George I love you but spend this time on getting some hot ho to drive you around London when you go dogging lovely x
Exactly, Eiles
Doesn't George get enough royalties for a part-time partay driver??
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I love George, but fuck...you cannot party and drive!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I love Georgie, but I've been worried about him for a long time. He doesn't look good in these pictures. I hope he is ok :o(
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Where is Kenny? Not that I blame him for staying away...
*sad*
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 9:02am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 8:52am.
Now he'll have walk to the park to lick cum off the floor of the men's room.
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olololol
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Maybe he can get that other dude in Wham to drive him, pretty sure he's not doing anything. *********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8
How many times can he do this before being slapped with rehab, jail, does he seriously have to kill someone????
damn. a huge talent and a huge fuckup.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I guess they'll wait until he kills someone. Fuck. Laws everywhere are way too lenient.
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Pray to God, fine; but keep rowing to shore.
One of the best male performers I have ever seen in concert. The voice the presence... I feel bad for him but after 3 suspensions come on, get a driver. I am available anytime!
he's looking very swarthy in those pics.
he's such a talent, yet such a fuckup. sad.
He is mentally ill. Sad. IMO
Who would have ever thought that Andrew Ridgeley would come out looking like the successful one?
Did she at least get to blow one of the cops?
Fuck, I thought coming out of the closet was supposed to help cleanse you and get your life back in check. This guy is a total fuck up.
Submitted by like-wow: "Another One Rides the Bus... (boom boom) Another Rides Rides the Bus.. and another one gone..."
OMG, you sing it that way, too?
Also, we sing "Hit me with a wet snot...Come on! Hit me with a wet snot"
LOL. Part of me is still in third grade.
I have finally come to the new theory that George Michael is just a whore in general.
Famewhore
Crackwhore
Urinal whore.
Any whore will do for him, actually.
And I will never understand celebrities that get caught with drugs on them or DUI. If I were rich and famous, I would have someone on my staff to purchase all my smokables and a driver on call 24/7!
EPIC FAIL!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 8:52am.
Now he'll have walk to the park to lick cum off the floor of the men's room.
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olololol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I LOVE George Michael but I cant copndone the driving while high. Get yourself a fabulous limousine and party in the back wihtout the smell of urine hovering in the background.
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
George to his car:
♫..the wasted chance that I've been given, no I'm never gonna drive again, the way I drove drunk with you, wooo wooooo. whoa whoa ♫
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 9:43am."seejane is actually MK's colonoscopist, that's how she got 2 slots."
Another One Rides the Bus... (boom boom) Another Rides Rides the Bus.. and another one gone...
Now he'll have walk to the park to lick cum off the floor of the men's room. *********************************************************************************** Raul's hero! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veF5onAdve8
LOL "hair yarmulke"
I call it a Little Caesar
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Put down the drink and get back to work, George. It's been a while.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
LOL, that's the first thing I noticed and was trying to decide what to say about it, but I can't top "hair yarmulke"