Monday, August 23rd 2010
Red Is Not His Color
Here's a grouch-faced Sean Penn on the Dublin set of This Must Be The Place looking like someone just butt sneezed in his favorite red lipstick. Sean plays a retired rock star who puts on his Detective La Toya monocle to track down the Nazi war criminal responsible for torturing his father at Auschwitz. The Academy is already engraving Sean's name on an Oscar statute just in case...
I know Sean is trying to give us "post-Biggest Loser Robert Smith" but dude looks more like the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons after sexing herself up for a hot date with a cardboard cutout of Moe.
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Huh. Love really was blind. - Robin Wright.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
This is some scary shit. He is not a pretty girl.
I still can't believe he was acting in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. I just thought that was how he was when I was little.
Gays for Wentworth Miller Joining Weight Watchers...because a hot man is a terrible thing to waste.
He looks like one of those troll doll things.
Wow. I think he looks a bit like Alice from "The Brady Bunch."
(And that is not a good thing.)
But why he dress up like that? Doesn't this make his "Serious movie about the holocaust" a bit of a joke? I don't want to be in the cinema giggling at his look when I'm meant to be sad about dead/tortured Jews!
Omfg Sean is hardcore channelling Queen Mab here. Ugh, movie part aside, lipstick on a guy is just a big fking NO.
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that is a miseralba glare if i ever saw one!
where the red hat?
Let's see..it has to do with Auschwitz? You can be damn sure it will win, the academy loves those type of films.
shyte, that weave...
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Cage did have it in the bag for Leaving Las Vegas because he won the Oscar. It was Sarandon who won for Dead Man Walking. I think it should have been the other way around, Penn should have won for Dead Man Walking, he was much better than Cage and that was his best ever performance and what he should have won for, Elizabeth Shue was better than Sarandon.
But Penn wasn't liked by the Academy (he never even shown up for his first few nominations) and Cage had the connections. Sarandon's was a make-up award for past performances, Shue was too new with a breakthrough performance.
You could maybe say Bill Murray in Lost In Traslation should have beat Sean's Oscar win for Mystic River, but he certainly shouldn't have beat Mickey Rourke - again, another divisive figure not liked by the Academy. (Sorry for all that trivia, Oscar obsessive here)
The first LOL in the morning (it's almost 9 a.m. here). Fabulous! :D
I thought he was in drag. I am a Sean Penn fan. I know he is a prick in his life, but I love his acting. Gosh, I still remember his performance in Bad Boys. It sent chills down my spine.
My last post this morning will be:
Penn reminds me in that pic of Jackie Stallone in a Sears Portrait Studio glamour shot with her Larry Levine coat (fake fox collar!) with Forever 21 dangler earrings.
The Revlon long last lipstick obviously fell down on the job.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:58am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:51pm.
I still can't believe he bagged that Oscar for Dead Man Walking.
Cage had it in the BAG for Leaving Lost Vegas.
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ugh, I can't stand Cage. He's like wood, not a good kind. I loved him in Raising Arizona and Moonstuck, but after that he was just...um. I think City of Angels should have won an oscar for Death of Major Actors Cage and Ryan. That movie sucked shweaty balls.
That said, I'm ready for my bootleg copy of The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
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That is interesting you should mention City of Angels.
I went to see that film on a sick day from work about 12 years ago. I was feeling awful and didn't know what was wrong with me, so the movie house was right across the street from my apt. and I think the review said it was about "redemption" so I thought, maybe this film will make me feel better.
I came out of the theatre in a trance, thinking how can Meg Ryan's collagened fish lips and Armanied supposed saints make me feel better?
The world is ending!
I don't like Cage, either, but I did think he was much better in LLV than Penn was in DMW.
Interestingly, they were both in FTARH. I just found that out a few years ago.
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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:51pm.
I still can't believe he bagged that Oscar for Dead Man Walking.
Cage had it in the BAG for Leaving Lost Vegas.
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ugh, I can't stand Cage. He's like wood, not a good kind. I loved him in Raising Arizona and Moonstuck, but after that he was just...um. I think City of Angels should have won an oscar for Death of Major Actors Cage and Ryan. That movie sucked shweaty balls.
That said, I'm ready for my bootleg copy of The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
Was going to say how much I hate him but you all beat me to it. Cunt is about right, too.
I will stand by my firm stance that he peaked with Spicoli.
Although I did enjoy him in Carlito's Way, probably because he was so unrecognizable I didn't realize it was him until the film was almost over.
I still can't believe he bagged that Oscar for Dead Man Walking.
Cage had it in the BAG for Leaving Lost Vegas.
Pitiful.
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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”
Over-rated prick. And he's fugly to the nth.
Given the seriousness of the storyline topic they might reconsider his make-up, because he looks like a drag queen who boozed all night in some obscure bar in the Amsterdam red light district (no offense, ladies).
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Who are you calling silly cow?
He looks like a grandma's night out. He's getting all spruced up for dinner at King's, then a Chippendale's show, and table dancing to Rod Stewart songs.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I've never understood the hype surroundibg this guy, especially his allegedly massive acting abilities. As someone already noted here he's a one trick pony with his perma scowl. Ecch.
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
I seriously thought that was Kristin Stewart's grandmother.
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I don't care how good his movies are, I won't watch them, he's still a cunt. and yes I used the most offensive word to describe him cause the dude can't be described as anything else.
Ugh. Never understood the appeal. I admit I haven't seen many of his movies, but in every picture of him, he's got a perma-scowl. Is he like the angry version of Lil Magic from In Living Color?
wOW....he is so fugly I can't believe it....and I thought Dustin Hoffman was ugly in Tootsie...Dustin was fucking Miss America .... a beauty contest winner compared to this short fuck.
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Sean Penn is not a very convincing goth, or whatever he is trying to be.
@LaChaylo, I love your avatar. I just watched Working Girl for the first time today (is that a sin?)..the hair, THE HAIR!!!
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I thought this was Keith Richards.
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When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
My retinas are burning. Random factoid: Bono's daughter, Eve, is gonna be in this, too. Should be inneresting.
WTF?
I have to say, the photo of him with a cig in his mouth, bags in hand, kicking at a photographer, cracks me up no end.
http://tonicgossip.com/2009/10/03/sean-penn-kicks-the-paparazzi/
I saw him and Madonna backstage when she was in Speed the Plow - they were both shorter than I expected.
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Ahh, Madame.s, how I missed you and your raipier wit and your little shirley avvie.....
yes, holy crap indeed. if it's possible, he's even uglier as a woman. damn.
I don't blame aging, Clooney is older, for crying in the rain.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Shouldn't he be in Haiti? Once upon a time he was married to Vadge.
OMG! This fool is all gone. Is that story line right? The good news is that this is going to be the end of Penn.
The one on the right;
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/TEh3rn7zUUI/AAAAAAAAzg8/ubEMng0c-q...
I thought that was Susan Boyle
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wtf ...look at him walking around thinkin he regular and shit
Uh oh. Someone tell Mom that Grandma bought another wig at Goodwill.
FUG. Watch this little shit get another Oscar nod.
Eeeeeesh!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
lmao @ the Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert comment. Fucking spot on!!
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Ugh, no.
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The movie sounds interesting. But where'd you get the photos of my Aunt Isabelle?
where have you gone Jeff Spicoli-o
Since when did Conan the Barbarian get a bad perm?
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WTF?!? I guess he's done with hisntrnt in Haiti now that Oscar season is coming.
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MK don't you dare leave this busted picture up all night and into tomorrow. You made us confront Stallone's jerky-fried nipplez for WAY TOO LONG this weekend and I've only just recovered.
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