That's That: Tiger & Elin Are Officially Divorced

Submitted by Josh Woodward on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:51pm.

So apparently that half a dozen of the other skanks he's fucked weren't doing the job either, then were they?

Please. If it was all about "boohoo, my wife wouldn't fuck me! feel bad for me!" (and elliciting sympathy from his shallow fucking cheerleaders), you'd think ONE extramarital partner would do the trick, wouldn't it?

Or maybe, just MAYBE there was an actual fucking reason she (theoretically) stopped having sex with him as often. Couples don't just stop having sex for a reason, and if Tiger Woods was so terribly desperate to make his marriage work, he has more money than god and could afford a marriage counselor if he really wanted to, but see here, he obviously didn't.

Really, if your partner suddenly stops wanting to have sex with you, maybe it's time to SIT DOWN AND TALK AND SEE WHAT'S WRONG, but wait, then people wouldn't have any more excuses.

I hope every woman one day can meet a real Prince Charming like you to put them in their place. I love how any time some tool cheats on his girlfriend or a relationship falls apart, there's always this bastion of supporters blaming the woman. I don't mean to pull the sexism card, but it is sexist. Believe it or not, women are worth more than providers for sex but it appears that some men can't be bothered communicating enough to keep the passion and sex alive.

So, technically it's Tiger Woods' fault for not talking to his wife who allegedly suddenly quit "fucking and sucking" for NO REASON?

I feel bad if you're dating or married too, Josh, because with your attitude once it stops being all about you and your dick, welcome your SO to a world of fucking hurt...AND IT WON'T BE HER FAULT.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

I was impressed that she NEVER spoke to the press a single time through this. On the other hand, the whole situation is largely HER FAULT -- if you are a wife that does not have a "job" and has all kinds of helpers you should be sucking and fucking the daylights out of your husband so he doesn't have to get it somewhere else.

Truth is she never had a chance. I don't see her as being a gold digger. I think she was truly committed to the marriage, to raising a family and being a good wife to her husband (as old-fashioned as that sounds). I remember reading that big Vanity Fair article about Tiger and if I remember correctly, wasn't he already cheating on her since before they even tied the knot? I'm glad she did the decent thing and got a divorce from that dick.

How sad that Tiger has to pay zillion$$$$$ for fish...could it be because Tiger suffers from 'tinymeat'?

Now take Woody Allen - older than dirt and uglier than sin - but Woody always seems to get all the (reasonably) young/hot fish he craves...and for free!!!

What is Woody's secret?

I love Sportcentre's headline for this:
Finally Tiger is free to roam.

Ha.

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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Frybread on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 6:43pm.
She's totally a gold digger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have "settled" for what has been said is close to $100 million. She would have just left Tiger. Tiger made his own money, not her, or at least to the tune of $100 million.
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Tiger made alot of that money from endorsments by portraying himself as a family man. He exposed his wife to God-Knows-What kind of STD's by his whoring around, and humiliated her in front of the world. He took a vow to love, honor and respect his wife and he broke it - badly. If he wanted to be a manwhore, I say more power to ya, be the biggest manwhore on the planet, but don't drag someone else into it and make a mockery of marriage at the same time (this is why I really respect George Clooney, but I digress). Tiger also has children who are going to have to deal with the fallout of his extremely selfish and poor choices. I never got a gold-digger vibe from Elin, and I think Tiger should be held accountable for his actions. He's free now - go fuck whoever you want Tiger! Just don't lie and hurt people because you're too much of a coward to show your real personality.

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Being a "family man" helped, but to say Tiger made "a lot of money" from that image is not true. He made most of his endorsement money from being Tigers Woods: urban golf wonderkind who was going to change the sport by taking down the old white guys. Elin had nothing to do with that.

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:29am.

I think she handled herself with a lot of class regarding the media. I respect that.

Tiger Woods is apparently terrified of discipline. His mother probably seldom yelled at him, which opened him to his entitled behavior, or he was scared of her when she got angry. One or the other.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Also, I became a regular at Huffington Post for about two weeks until I realized that it was a waste of time, what with the members and censoring of posts. When I posted at HP, they filtered out most of my comments in the Tiger Woods discussions, regardless of not being offensive. That website attracted a bunch of tools anyway, bunch of pseudo intellectual Tiger Woods apologists...the worst cheater apologists ever, btw, but the most fun to deflate their logic.

R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:23am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:18am.

Exactly. Exactly!

I hate how Tiger Woods' biggest sympathizers make it sound like he was "trapped" into marriage by his wife.

Is he that pathetic? Is he that fucking sackless that he couldn't speak for himself? LOL, they're really not doing
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He's a little baby mama's boy. Remember, Mommy was at his side when he "read" his statement about how supposedly sorry he was.

She didn't need anybody at her side, because she never gave a statement, she kept inside the house and if she had to leave she had a shitload of bodyguards.

She never has and never will say anything.

There will be no tell-all book, nothing.

She is going to take those kids back to Sweden and maybe they will spend summers with Daddy, if they're unlucky.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:18am.

Exactly. Exactly!

I hate how Tiger Woods' biggest sympathizers make it sound like he was "trapped" into marriage by his wife.

Is he that pathetic? Is he that fucking sackless that he couldn't speak for himself? LOL, they're really not doing a great job at making him sound mature and less like a pansy.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:10am.

Seriously, this too.

If she WAS, there's a such thing as being the better person and kicking her ass to the curb.

Why hadn't this waved the red flag for him early on in the relationship? He cheated on her because he's an arrogant fuck and then some, that's why.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 12:14am.
@Centy: Oh, I understand where you're coming from, I'm just referring to the people in general who want to justify Tiger Woods cheating by blaming the one who was wronged, accusing her of being money hungry...burden of proof, people.

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Well, you were on her side, not his, as am I.

Both people say "I do" in a marriage.

Not just one.

I don't care how much money she got or didn't get, she's the one who got screwed big time in this situation, not he.

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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

@Centy: Oh, I understand where you're coming from, I'm just referring to the people in general who want to justify Tiger Woods cheating by blaming the one who was wronged, accusing her of being money hungry...burden of proof, people.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

I don't care if Elin WAS a golddigger. If Tiger had a Stanford education, he shoulda been on to her if she was.

He's just a dumbass who couldn't keep his dick in his pants. He fucked UGLY chicks. He didn't care, he just fucked indiscriminately.

And now it seems he can't fucking golf. The fucking ain't as good for his game now that it isn't cheating. Aw, I cry for him...

not.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 11:53pm.
Oh, people are calling Elin Nordegren a "gold digger" to justify Tiger Woods' actions. By accusing her of being ingenuine, it imagines some kind of virtue on Tiger Woods' character. but since it can't be proven one way or another, might as well make the one who was wronged appear they've done something to deserve to be mistreated.

Second of all, as if any of those barsluts he's fucked behind her back weren't after his money. That horse faced tranny Rachel Yuckitel has a reputation for fucking rich married men, yet the same camp accusing Elin Nordegren of chasing Tiger Woods' wallet sympathize for that cumdumpster.

Third of all, Nordegren is a swimsuit model. The fuck does she need HIS money for?

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I don't think she's a goldigger at all.

I just honestly don't understand why she ever married him.

She strikes me as such a private person, they seem an unlikely match.

And her parents have been together forever, she is Scandanavian, it was a cross-cultural marriage (and I don't mean Scandanavian-American), there just seemed to be so many obstacles.

I think Tiger is a great golfer but maybe not so smart. I know he went to Stanford, but who knows how much of that was based on golf rather than intelligence?

I think he saw "PRETTY BLONDE NANNY, GOOD MOTHER FOR MY KIDS, LOOKS GOOD FOR MY ENDORSEMENTS TO HAVE A FAMILY, NOW IS THE TIME," without thinking through the ramifications of what I have mentioned above.

I doubt Tiger will be fucking many whores now that he's a single man. He's a mommy's boy, and now that he can't get caught, the thrill will be gone.
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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

Oh, people are calling Elin Nordegren a "gold digger" to justify Tiger Woods' actions. By accusing her of being ingenuine, it imagines some kind of virtue on Tiger Woods' character. but since it can't be proven one way or another, might as well make the one who was wronged appear they've done something to deserve to be mistreated.

Second of all, as if any of those barsluts he's fucked behind her back weren't after his money. That horse faced tranny Rachel Yuckitel has a reputation for fucking rich married men, yet the same camp accusing Elin Nordegren of chasing Tiger Woods' wallet sympathize for that cumdumpster.

Third of all, Nordegren is a swimsuit model. The fuck does she need HIS money for?

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Oh, people are calling Elin Nordegren a "gold digger" to justify Tiger Woods' actions. By accusing her of being ingenuine, it makes Tiger Woods seem like the victim but since it can't be proven one way or another, might as well make the one who was wronged appear they've done something to deserve it.

Second of all, as if any of those barsluts he's fucked behind her back weren't after his money. That horse faced tranny Rachel Yuckitel has a reputation for fucking rich married men, yet the same camp accusing Elin Nordegren of chasing Tiger Woods' wallet sympathize for that cumdumpster.

Third of all, Nordegren is a swimsuit model. The fuck does she need HIS money for?

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

I'm sorry, she is just so nothing special.

Not ugly, plain.

That's it.

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"“Change in a trice. The lilies and languors of virtue. For the raptures and roses of vice;”

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 7:17pm.

Tiger made alot of that money from endorsments by portraying himself as a family man. He exposed his wife to God-Knows-What kind of STD's by his whoring around, and humiliated her in front of the world. He took a vow to love, honor and respect his wife and he broke it - badly. If he wanted to be a manwhore, I say more power to ya, be the biggest manwhore on the planet, but don't drag someone else into it and make a mockery of marriage at the same time (this is why I really respect George Clooney, but I digress). Tiger also has children who are going to have to deal with the fallout of his extremely selfish and poor choices. I never got a gold-digger vibe from Elin, and I think Tiger should be held accountable for his actions. He's free now - go fuck whoever you want Tiger! Just don't lie and hurt people because you're too much of a coward to show your real personality.
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yeah ueah she used to be a model...key word USED to be

She actually did very little modeling--and had to be strongly convinced to do those few bikini shots by a photog. in Sweden.
She is no famewhore/goldigger--Tiger lost the best thing to happen to him in his sorry-ass life.

http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com

You know most of those broads have no concept of shame/a conscience.

Submitted by Cindyloo on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 2:28pm.
I wonder what all the 'women' that Tiger slept with think. Do they feel anyway responsible?
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Submitted by Frybread on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 6:43pm.
She's totally a gold digger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have "settled" for what has been said is close to $100 million. She would have just left Tiger. Tiger made his own money, not her, or at least to the tune of $100 million.
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Tiger made alot of that money from endorsments by portraying himself as a family man. He exposed his wife to God-Knows-What kind of STD's by his whoring around, and humiliated her in front of the world. He took a vow to love, honor and respect his wife and he broke it - badly. If he wanted to be a manwhore, I say more power to ya, be the biggest manwhore on the planet, but don't drag someone else into it and make a mockery of marriage at the same time (this is why I really respect George Clooney, but I digress). Tiger also has children who are going to have to deal with the fallout of his extremely selfish and poor choices. I never got a gold-digger vibe from Elin, and I think Tiger should be held accountable for his actions. He's free now - go fuck whoever you want Tiger! Just don't lie and hurt people because you're too much of a coward to show your real personality.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 6:06pm.
Elin is a gold digger in my opinion. I mean does she even work or have a career?

yeah ueah she used to be a model...key word USED to be
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She also was a nanny who got married and had two children. In addition, she's never forced herself in front of a camera or magazine while she's been married to one of the richest athletes in the world. When she found out this whore was cheating on her, she quietly took her children and retreated to the safety of her biological family. She worked out a settlement agreement WITHOUT having to release tapes recorded without his knowledge, and has not spoken to one media outlet in revenge. What part of that is gold-digging? If you were married to someone who makes a bazillion dollars a year, and had two children under the age of 5 to raise, would you work? If you did, everyone would question what's wrong with you? It infuriates me that any woman married to a successful man who then gets a divorce is a gold-digger. 50% of marriages fail - are all of those women gold-diggers?

ETA: a real gold-digger would stay with him and spend, spend, spend. Elin didn't sell her soul - I applaud her for that.

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She's totally a gold digger. If she wasn't she wouldn't have "settled" for what has been said is close to $100 million. She would have just left Tiger. Tiger made his own money, not her, or at least to the tune of $100 million.

Good for her for leaving him. Now she can move on with her life because staying with a man like that is not worth it. You aren't doing your kids any favors by living in misery with someone who mistreats you. Move on.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Like Tiger is going to have any time for his kids. He'll be too busy doing the East Coast Whore-A-Thon.

Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 6:06pm.
Elin is a gold digger in my opinion. I mean does she even work or have a career?

yeah ueah she used to be a model...key word USED to be
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She also was a nanny who got married and had two children. In addition, she's never forced herself in front of a camera or magazine while she's been married to one of the richest athletes in the world. When she found out this whore was cheating on her, she quietly took her children and retreated to the safety of her biological family. She worked out a settlement agreement WITHOUT having to release tapes recorded without his knowledge, and has not spoken to one media outlet in revenge. What part of that is gold-digging? If you were married to someone who makes a bazillion dollars a year, and had two children under the age of 5 to raise, would you work? If you did, everyone would question what's wrong with you? It infuriates me that any woman married to a successful man who then gets a divorce is a gold-digger. 50% of marriages fail - are all of those women gold-diggers?

ETA: a real gold-digger would stay with him and spend, spend, spend. Elin didn't sell her soul - I applaud her for that.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
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Elin is a gold digger in my opinion. I mean does she even work or have a career?

yeah ueah she used to be a model...key word USED to be

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Submitted by AitchCS on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 5:32pm.
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I don't get it...why would HuffPo censor that?

Cuz you called Hollywood BS? !~?

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Michael K: Thanks for NOT censoring on your blog. HuffPo again didn't post a comment of mine (the one below) I am sick of Huff PO-I don't even use profanity.

I respect and admire Elin more than all of Tiger's woods "ladies" (euphemism, sarcasm) combined. Elin wasn't interviewed on (or not yet anyway and she sure has had opportunity) an "Entertainment Show," no publicists leaking info. about a tell-all book for millions ( and you know that is what she will be offered) She isn't on a magazine cover "My side of the story," What she is doing is: going to college, taking care of her children, completely avoiding the spotlight and moving out of the Fame/Hollywood/USA media culture BS.
So enjoy Tiger's money Elin darlin'--that's what Rachel and Jodeana (or wtf) and Joslyn REALLY WANT--even more than they want Tiger's big you- know-what.

http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com

It ain't easy being a manwhore.

They are both shady. Tiger the man-slut should have never gotten married and Elin the nanny was looking to shack up with a rich guy. They both got what they wanted but Elin wins ($100 million) in the end.

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 3:54pm.
Sad day for golddiggers. Glad Elin stuck to her guns and got rid of that snake.

Whatever - are you kidding? Today is Goldigger Christmas! Tiger's loose and ripe for the picking.
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Chirio 8/8/10

Good for you Elin! I hate stupid (generally political) wives who stand by their man while he makes the obligatory "I messed up" speech at a podium in front of a bunch of reporters. And before the man-whores in here start flame-throwing, the same goes for any man who would stand by a woman who blatantly disrespects him and their life together. Dump that ho and find someone of quality.

Just had a thought - Jacko, are you finally single? Elin's pretty and now RICH! Go for it!!
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

I have a feeling that Tiger won't be enjoying his porn stars quite as much, now that it's not cheating.

Sad day for golddiggers. Glad Elin stuck to her guns and got rid of that snake.

BYE! GOOD

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I;m sure between whores he's a wonderful father.
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I deem the both of them extra sticky... No amount of money can wash away the stds that are probably waiting to come forward...
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...

jacko and jazzy = DIRTY LITTLE WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Although she stayed around a little longer than I would have, I say she should have gotten more considering how he humiliated her ass globally.

I wonder if she can write anything his nastiness?

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 1:58pm.
how long before Kate Hudson samples the wares?
I do not think this is a dick she had in her collection.

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lol

$100 million - Damn that is one hell of a golddigger.

RESPECT.

LMAO Jacko and Jazz man!

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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Yeah. He loved his kids so much he fucked around in public.

Fuck him and his STDs!

Go Erin (and no - I am not a bitter victim of infidelity but he was an ass!)

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"understand that a slow red panda who nibbles pickles and does somersaults in the middle of a dancefloor is entertaining to a 7-year-old... " MK.

Good riddance to both of them.

Good. Now she can go looking for the true love of her life. bitch is now set for ...um..let's see...28 life times with luxury and more than one human and her kids could possibly use or need. Tiger is free from the shackles of this boring tub of plain diet yogurt and can go mass-fucking whoever he wants without having to apologize for it to a stupid, prude and sensation seeking public.
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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 2:37pm.
The Tiger Whores have been oddly quiet.....
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Three of the Tiger Whores (including Rachel Fuckandtell) are in this month's Allure. Along with Kim Kartrashian.

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