"The Empress Of Flip Flops" Just Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It
New York is wetter than a Twihard's panties on Edward Cullen's fake born day, and it's obviously due to the fact that the gloriously beautiful Empress of Lucite defied all laws of natures by wearing FLIP FLOPS in Miami this past weekend!!! And not even elegant platform flip flops! Just basic flip flop farted out of the dry asshole of any Big Lots!
This is a sight that makes my eyes (and everything) sore! Actually, my everything was already sore, but let's not tip toe into that topic when there's more important news to deal with!
When Shauna Sand doesn't wear her exquisite lucite stilts to heaven, the angels up above don't have a clear view of her stunning "sculpted by Michelangelo from a block of silicone" face. Because of this, the angels have begun their "We Weep For Lucite" world tour. So you better channel your inner Mike Holmes and start working on your floating shack, because the angels are not going to stop.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 3:37am.
Glad to have made you laugh!
And is it bad that I laugh at my own comments all the time?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 08/24/2010 - 1:22am.
I think that's Magda from There's Something About Mary.
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Hilarious!
I'm not "hating" on anything, she's got an ugly face.
Holly Madison's that blonde haired, blue eyed, tan with big boobs type and she blows Shauna Sand out of the water. On Holly Madison, it works. On Shauna Sand, it looks like shit.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
what's more she's not your typical hollywood deranged dumb fake-blonde, she has Bachelor of Arts Degree in International Business Administration from The American University of Paris AND is fluent in french. Realy... I think Shauna is aight... she 'gotsta' make the money somehow...
...would be cool too though if she would leave the play boy act on stage and not at home with the kids!
There should be a world-wide law to love MK!
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 3:29pm.
Her tits are ridiculous, but the rest of her is delicious, her ass is nice especially with that wide gap between her legs....cant hate on the body, nope, cant do it!!!
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I think so too madam ex.. I mean what are you guys on i'd hit that in a heart beat and i'm a chic! c'mon I think ya'll are just hating... and i'm also realy trying to hate the boobs but... oh well I guess MK and I are the only real sluts out here *hangs head in shame*
There should be a world-wide law to love MK!
I think that's Magda from There's Something About Mary.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
She's gonna be melanoma central in a few years. And damn guys are gonna regret those dorky star-shaped tattoos all the youngins are getting. So trendy, such a fad...and there until the skin goes wrinkly like Madonna's zombie hands.
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I'd be pretty scared if that thing headed toward me. What a fucking monster she is.
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Her tits are ridiculous, but the rest of her is delicious, her ass is nice especially with that wide gap between her legs....cant hate on the body, nope, cant do it!!!
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 1:19pm.
Snideychick sez:
Can't you tell she's in mourning for Dr. Frank? She removed the lucite heels as a gesture of respect. Even her bolt-on breasts are crying.
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Aw! See!? I knew there must be a good reason!
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
All that grease shows the pitfalls of frying hamburgers in your swimsuit.
Why do photographers take pictures of this cunt? She isn't an actress, a singer or even in the business. She is not a celebrity and shouldn't be treated like one. Skanky, busted up whore.
She's actually a little bit of insane doing that in a manner of time they are really aware of having them in a loosing actions. Well this is actually a little bit of intensive figure of a unsecured moments.
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Snideychick sez:
Can't you tell she's in mourning for Dr. Frank? She removed the lucite heels as a gesture of respect. Even her bolt-on breasts are crying.
Her boobs are absolutely gross. They look wonky!
Her fake boobies are lookin a little flip floppy... time for a tune up!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I'm worried about her. Should we call someone?
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
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She'd have a fantastic 30-40-something body if she hadn't butchered her chest with those plastic sacks.
Submitted by ponyboy on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 12:09pm.
"Flip Flops" meaning her boobs of course...
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
She didn't wear the heels because she knew she would eventually go down the water slide and wouldn't want to take off the incredible lucite to do so. It was to prevent injuries!
"Flip Flops" meaning her boobs of course...
Shauna Sands once used to be a depressed girl aspiring to greater things in life and America. When one day she became a Playboy model she sighed with relief and thanked baby Jesus for finally finding meaning in her life. But after more time, the dizziness and depression returned. That’s when Shauna, the temptress queen of lacquered strip poles and shiny dimples realized if she could make her already perfect body even more perfect baby Jesus would smile even harder and whisper into her ear “hark, the angels are singing, come with me to my plastic surgeon’s kingdom. I have holy silicone to beseech you with.”
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/playmate-shauna-sands-wants-to-s...
She is fucking disgusting. And any guy fucking her is beyond desperate.
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Just gross. Her boobs are starting to sag and they look rock hard. I benefitted from a new boob job and lift after I had my kids. My boobs were worse than hers. She is too skinny though to have them that big so I hope she downsizes.
Her flesh is falling off of her body as if she were a well-roasted turkey. I can hear my mother saying, "the meat is falling off the bone, bon appetit!" An opportunity for me to contemplate vegetarianism.
If I were her tits, I would be running the other way out of fear of catching something infectious by being too close to her cum dumpster...
She needs a boob lift really bad but the scarring is pretty bad- you would have to use a lot of make up to do a fuck tape but walking around with those saggers is just embarrassing. The rest of her body is pretty awesome though. If she got a lift and smaller implants she would look pretty ok. As for the face, not sure how to fix that. Definitly no more lip fillers! Also does that coffee ground trick really work? I'm at Starbucks thinking about raiding their dumpster if it does lol!!!!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Her boobs are trying to say hi to her belly button.
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
I'm surprised she can even walk in flats. Too much high heel wearing shortens your Achilles tendon, sometimes leaves you with Barbie feet, permanently pointed down toes. She's lucky~
Useless skank.
Useless skank.
Useless skank.
Useless skank.
Useless skank.
Droopy boobs.
Did I say useless skank?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 08/23/2010 - 8:50am.
Her tittay balls are in danger!
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no kidding eh? She needs to replace the straps with bungee cords.
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Just nasty. She's like a Lifetime channel movie; terrible to look at, but impossible to not watch. Just a walking cluster-fuck of a woman.
The scariest thing about her is her face; it looks like she's wearing a mask, due to so many facial plastic surgeries. On her fuck tape, when she's getting railed, she looks at the camera with this blank look; the look on her face is much more horrifying than any nightmare on elm street/Friday the 13th movie...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I remember when Tara Reid's dress fell and her boob was exposed, I thought, damn, you PAID for that shit to hang so low?
Honestly, I don't think any boob job could be worse than Tori Spelling's. I wonder if Aaron gave her huge chunks of money for her boob and nose jobs, and she went to some cut-rate plastic surgeon in order to pocket the difference to buy dates.
While Shauna's not as hot as she thinks she is, I think she looks a shade better than Pam Anderson or Tara Reid.
she is beyond foul. that face. those tits.
ugh. who could fuck her?
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She's looking very close to the bloated corpse that attacks Jack Torrance in room 237 in The Shining.
http://www.culturesnob.net/2008/04/burnt-toast/
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Surely someone makes a flip-flop with a lucite sole.
sorry for saying this but if Dr. Ryan did those boobs he should be glad to be gone...cause I would have to sue the shit out of anybody that dessicrated my body like the Empress of Lucite's...Shauna is truly the worst of plastic surgery...but just like Heidi the Horse face...she lives in a world of denial..she really thinks she looks gorgeous...what a trashy, nasty, and butt ugly slut.
Looks like a tagged pigeon tattoo... ugly feet.
Well, I feel slightly better about myself now. At least I didn't pay someone to carve my chest open to get such boobs.
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The girls are cute. I can't imagine something like this being my mother. Seriously...
OMG that poor child is now suffering from gonnorhea of the back!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Are her boobs having an ugly contest with Tori Spelling's?
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I see she's a member of the George Hamilton School of Tanning.
If I was her I'd worry more about how that sun is damaging my skin, than the heavy implants. In a few years her skin will be so dry you'll be able to strike a match on it. Not to mention how it will escalate her aging process - but I guess that's what plastic surgeons are for.
Mmmmm... corn dogs...
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In my day those things were called
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Her tittay balls are in danger!
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Hekki, I would hazard a guess that your aging bewbs are marvelous. Mine went south for the winter eons ago, and my husband likes them just fine. :)
The ad with the baby elephant is giving me the sads but the pink cone, on the other hand... Have any of you given it a spin? Any testimonials to share?
those are some scary looking tits.