"Sookeh Iz Mahn....Like Legally And Shit"
Pop the sparkling True Blood (or just add a drop of soda water to your Sunday Bloody Mary), because Sooookeh and Beeeeeeehl Compton went and got married! To each other! That means your religious grandma doesn't have to hide her eyes with a bible when Sookeh and Beehl hump the crotch patches off each other in True Blood, because they married now. Yay! We can all enjoy Sookeh and Beehl's bloody fuck scenes together now!
UsWeekly says that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer became husband and wife last night at a private house in Malibu in front of friends and family including Elijah Wood, Denis O'Hare, Alan Ball, Carrie Preston and her husband Ben Linus from Lost. Yes, this confirms that Ben Linus is EVERYWHERE. You're not just seeing things.
This is the first marriage (I think) for both Anna and Stephen. Stephen has two chirruns from two previous relationships.
There aren't many details on Sookeh and Beehl's wedding, but the only thing I want to know is if Lafayette was the flower gay and gave shade down the aisle while throwing deep fried onion blossoms from Merlotte's as Tara's mom and Randi Sue hummed the wedding song.
Oh and somebody should let People Magazine know that when they buy the TOTALLY EXCLUSIVE pictures from Sookeh and Beehl's wedding, they should just use a half-naked picture of ASkars as their cover. That's all anybody (aka probably just me) wants to see anyways. They can have him cover up his downtown Swedish dreamland with a ring bearer's pillow to give it that wedding feel.
UPDATE: Here's some crystal clear pictures of Stephen Moyer and some of his guests running into the ocean after he got married. And are the two chicks in the band doing the robot? This wedding....
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OK, tried not to post here, but cannot. stop. myself.
I LOVE them both!!! Love, love love! At the wedding, they should have done a reproduction of that time Bill reached out of the ground, grabbed Sookie's ankle and then immediately began to fuck her in the graveyard. Not THAT was hot. Hmm. That sounds kind of twisted when it's outside of my head.
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I can't find her pretty with that gap between her teeth.
And Stephen Moyer is looking more and more like Quentin Tarantino the older he gets.
she's gonna think twice when he's 50 and looks like hell. not aging well, at all.
I just can't with True Blood. Edgy, shocking, fucking, blah blah blah. Yeah, I know I only watched about fifteen minutes of two episodes overall, but that's all I really cared to see.
I don't know what it is, but I hate Vampire Bill.
I just prefer the good old fashioned demonological vampires.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Congrats to the happy couple.
I don't find either of them attractive, but I really doubt they care...I wonder if they have regular threesomes so Sooks can get her pussy fix or whether she's given it up for love?
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"Chi la fa l'aspetti."
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 5:57pm.
Why is it that most weddings are always cheesie?
You've obviously never been to an Episcopalian wedding in The South. Never cheesy, and there's top shelf liquor. Never any liquor-related mishaps, though, as Episcopalians in The South can hold their booze like no others.
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this southerner can vouch for that!
I hope ASkars was there, and nekkid. Just because. Show me those pictures.
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"Regular people pay for birthday cakes, you idiotic pig with the self-entitlement of a billion Kanyes." -MK
last I knew Anna was a lez-be-friends..
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Ladies you would never catch me running around in sequins after 3am… it’s just not cute. If you choose to be out that late please be responsible and at least look fresh, not like you have been to the party already. After hours has an outfit and it’s
Oh this wedding is nothing. Go to wedinator.com and you will see weddings that make your eyes explode.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I love when people do the robot!
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Attire for this shindig? Come in whatever is on the floor in your closet.
@la who is the pink jacket guy
She's getting harder and harder to like... I think I got excited about her because I saw her titties in episode 2 or 3, but it's been all downhill from there.
Wonder what kind of cake they had...
I wish them the best and all, really, but I wish to GOD they'd take an extended honeymoon and get Sucky and Beel's boring ass faces OFF True Blood for a while. Really, they're the dullest part of the show. Duller than Jason and Alcide, even. Duller than the Mickens (and they're horrifying). They are the most boring onscreen couple since the heyday of Angel and Buffy. Yecch.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 1:36pm.
Seriously. The gap's a genetic thing. Big deal. It's not like she can't afford to have it fixed a thousand times over.
Normally I'm not a fan of the gap tooth look, but I don't mind it at all on her. Don't ask me why, some things just can't be explained. Perhaps, it's because she could have it fixed but decided not to. She's owning the gap!
on the contrary, some of the quotes i have heard from Moyer make me wanna smack the fake vampire fangs out his mouth. but i would never wish anyone ill on their wedding day.
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 5:57pm.
Why is it that most weddings are always cheesie?
You've obviously never been to an Episcopalian wedding in The South. Never cheesy, and there's top shelf liquor. Never any liquor-related mishaps, though, as Episcopalians in The South can hold their booze like no others.
Submitted by Soultonic: "Why is it that most weddings are always cheesie?"
Heh heh heh. Everyone thinks they have good taste. I've been to some pretty nice weddings, and a few turds. My friend had a tacky-ass wedding, but she thought it was classy. It wasn't her budget, because if someone can't afford a big wedding, I won't snark on that. My own wedding was miniscule and simple.
My SIL had the prettiest, classiest wedding I can imagine. MIL spared no expense and I can find no fault with it. It was fabulous, in every detail. Pains me to admit it, because I have trouble liking her. It was lovely. Flawless.
Mr. Hekki's good friend had his wedding at a community center on a lake, with a bluegrass band and it was awesomely fun. People kicked off their shoes and danced like lunatics and it was a long time before I laughed and smiled like I did at his wedding.
Submitted by Soultonic: "Why is it that most weddings are always cheesie?"
Heh heh heh. Everyone thinks they have good taste. I've been to some pretty nice weddings, and a few turds. My friend had a tacky-ass wedding, but she thought it was classy. It wasn't her budget, because if someone can't afford a big wedding, I won't snark on that. My own wedding was miniscule and simple.
My SIL had the prettiest, classiest wedding I can imagine. MIL spared no expense and I can find no fault with it. It was fabulous, in every detail. Pains me to admit it, because I have trouble liking her. It was lovely. Flawless.
Mr. Hekki's good friend had his wedding at a community center on a lake, with a bluegrass band and it was awesomely fun. People kicked off their shoes and danced like lunatics and it was a long time before I laughed and smiled like I did at his wedding.
Why is it that most weddings are always cheesie?
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What a bunch of dumbasses.
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Salud! I don't mind wishing these two well, don't know enough about 'em to hate on them, and I like True Blood. Hope it works out for them.
"Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would..." MK 8.6.10
Congrats to them! Typically, I give a gigantic tsunami of an eyeroll to these onset hookups but these two don't seem like self-absorbed assholes. They have a 50/50 chance like everyone else as to whether or not they make it work. At the end of the day, I couldn't give a shit. What I do care about is that they continue going to work and putting on this kickass show!
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"I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."
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Bored -- no, you're not. I think she's a stuck-up witch. Stephen Moyer, on the other hand, seems to be a genuinely gracious guy. He's very appreciative of the success of True Blood, while Anna seems to take it as her due.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
Congrats to these two. I like them both, but I am in the "it won't last" camp.
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Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
Am I the only one that finds Anna Paquin annoying?
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"This wedding..."
was probably amazing.
Who is the elegant slut in the pink jacket.
Those dancers look like Toni Collette and Rachel Griffiths in "Muriel's Wedding.". How tacky and fabulous all at the same time.
Congrats. I've never felt like she appreciates what a good man he seems to be.
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"Heinous fuckery most foul, lad. Heinous fuckery most foul." ~~Christopher Moore
Submitted by decorative item on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 1:16pm.
I have loved her ever since The Piano, gap tooth and all, she's beautiful.
Seriously. The gap's a genetic thing. Big deal. It's not like she can't afford to have it fixed a thousand times over.
Eh, it looks like a fun reception if nothing else. You have a staid wedding receptions for your family, and a fun one for your friends.
I have loved her ever since The Piano, gap tooth and all, she's beautiful.
You guys have some great sight to be able to pick out people in those pics. That looks like it was one country ass wedding...congrats to them I guess. Never can be excited for couples that start with someone leaving a long term relationship for 'fresh meat', not to mention if he's got 2 kids from 2 relationships (no marriages), I question his ability to truly commit.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Nice gap teefs...and speaking of Johnny Depps wife *sideyes everybody*
Love this song when Vanessa Paradis was only 14...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMvgCiJwphg
If I could speak French...
Submitted by MaxiePad on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 12:28pm.
She's bi and he wears that faggy earring.
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"That faggy earring" LOLZ!
she's like a fugged up wannabe holly hunter. i'm just not seeing the attraction. and her brow game is whack!
She's bi and he wears that faggy earring. I don't know what's going on here. Anyway, I don't watch vampire shows.
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Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 12:15pm.
Vomit @ the Single Ladies song. I can't think of anything more anti-feminist. Who wants to be owned by a fucking ring?
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What are you talking about? Isn't that every woman's goal in life?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
That wedding looks like it belongs on whatever redneck wedding show The Dish makes fun of every week.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Arf! Just saw the pix - looks like they invited the crystal meth part of the TB cast.
The really important question is; was Cooter and Debbie there?
"Yah shawt mah cooter. I'm gonna keeel ya!"
Vomit @ the Single Ladies song. I can't think of anything more anti-feminist. Who wants to be owned by a fucking ring?
Congrats to Sookeh&Beehl anyways, but this relationship will be over when the series ends.
Iam SO happy for them...who are they?
Congrats, I like to see folks happy.
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Looks like the red headed waitress as one of the robot girls
ahhh actors crack me the fuck up. really i think they are special in the head and can't separate FANTASY from REALITY. most ppl would just end up in a straight jacket for this problem but if ur relatively good looking u can be a actor. this "marriage" will end as soon as the show is over.
is that juliette lewis?
@LA..Good Call!! I was looking for any of the aforementioned celeb guests and didn't spot any.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
I would happily assassinate them all and take that beach house. But I have no weapons, so congratulations to the orthodontia candidate and her husband-piece. Have they picked out a girl for swing times?
ASkars b-day is in a few days :-) I guess we know who will have top-billing on the Aug. 25th Birthday list...