Saturday, August 21st 2010

Kate Winslet Is Getting Hers

In London last night, Kate Winslet showed off her new-ish piece Louis Dowler (who might have come from the same batch as Gabriel Aubry) by taking his ass out for dinner and boozing. Apparently, Kate and Louis have been dating since May. Kate quickly picked up Louis, who writes MODEL TYPE next to occupation on his tax forms, after she filed for divorce from Sam Mendes.

Yes, Louis looks like he spent all day brushing his locks and meticulously styling that outfit in a three-way mirror, but who cares as long as he's making Kate's vagina declare itself the queen of the world while riding on the tip of his peen.

And here's a picture from a few months ago of Louis' nipples catching wind:

To be honest, I'm most jealous of Kate's daughter in that pic. Riding in a rickshaw around the city is the way to go. If only it had a cup holder and a spritzer fan. It also wouldn't hurt if Kate was wearing a flat-screen TV backpack.

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Jeanneee's picture

Miss Kate's had some work done. Good for her, she looks fantastic.

Jeanneee's picture

Miss Kate's had some work done. Good for her, she looks fantastic.

Leave her the fuck alone. She's enjoying a hotter piece of ass than when she was with her husband. Good for her. I have nothing bad to say about her - she's a fairly good actress and seems to be a good mother. As for being an "unethical whore" , there are ALOT more fucked up, no moral having bitches without an ethical bone in their bodies... floating around Hollywood. Angelina Jolie comes to mind. Talk about 2 divorces under a belt before the age of 35 ... and 6 kids out of wedlock. I think Kate looks like a saint compared to shit like that. IMO of course.

I think she is so gorgeous, and very natural. I am jealous of those legs. I think she would look great with darker hair, although the blonde sort of works.

TheBreakdown's picture

Since when were most homosexuals fucking fish?

What strange fruit ass of the world are you living in, MrsPC?!

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I'm indifferent about Kate Winslet, but leaning more toward the positive side of indifference than the negative side of it.

Well, I heard she was cheated on and even though I don't find this guy attractive, it's nice that she's moved on.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Since most homosexuals also fuck fish, it is likely that this sissy is also fucking this fish.

However, Mary will ALWAYS and EVERYWHERE go for the sausage before the stinkfish!

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

I knew she'd find herself a hot young guy. She seemed so bored with her "brilliant" director husband. Especially after he gained weight and started to look really old.

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justincase's picture

Actors get paid to play-act. It isn't that hard if you know how to fake it for an audience. She never impressed me enough to care about her career.

He looks like froggy's gone a courting and landed a delicious blond butterfly.

Every since she's lost weight, she's seemed to have a look on her face that recently skinny girls have-like they just won a queen of the world prize. It's so funny. I'm happy for her. Can't wait till i'm skinny and can fuck models! Heard it's easier actually, after 30...right?

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Centaurious's picture

This is harsh, but I think she's an unethical whore.

2 failed marriages under her belt and not even 35, if I'm correct in my assessment of her age.

Now banging this hot piece....:)

No morals.

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MickeyHolland's picture

I look forward to yet tons of interviews with her going on and on about the bliss of true love and family life, followed by an anouncement of their break-up. Kate is clearly not half as bright and grounded as she wants the world to believe. The screaming bloody murder about retouched pictures because she "embraces her curves" and then drastically losing weight for a red carpet event is another indication of latent emotional hysteria. (And yes, it takes one to know one. I'll be the first to admit to that fact.)

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Mitchymitch's picture

She seems so normal, i love her.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Apparently, for a British guy to be deemed hot, he just has to stand upright, have marginal dental disasterage, and enough hair gel to tame a guido.

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I don't see the hot in this guy. Maybe it's just the photos.

Jezrael's picture

Jogging shirtless is tacky especially when you're not as hot as you think you are.

On the upside, this guy knows how to layer clothes, blend concealer, and give his hair the "wind swept" look.

Looks like the kid should be riding a bike too..Looks a little chubby in the rickshaw....

guest's picture

she's looking very madonna-esqe in the limo & he's not as hot as halle's piece.

after being married to a old fat dude...she is living it out w the hot piece..YES!!! Kate you are awesome!!

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

She looks hot. I kinda hate her for looking good and fucking on a sexy piece. Hmph.

HoityToity's picture

Many here are saying that the guy is gay. He could be that or maybe he is European. Yeah, I know, "What is the difference?" But my question is, why is he wearing an 80 year old memaw's cardigan in this freakishly hot summer? Are there "hot and cold" menopausal men as well? I also think one of his eyes is bigger than the other. I like Kate and I hope she is not making this one her final purchase.

Kate is awesome, despite that hideous Titanic mess.

kacky's picture

yeah, that kid's old enough to ride her own bike if she isn't disabled. Although, I'd love to have had one of those to cart my autistic son around.
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christine the hoff's picture

I like Kate, she never gave in to the pressure to be Hollywood skeletal.

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 6:00pm.

She looks like Madonna and he is wearing NARS highlighter on his left cheek

He probably used the All-Over Color Stick in Orgasm.

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The Sunshine Gang's picture

She looks like Madonna and he is wearing NARS highlighter on his left cheek

Rhoda's picture

It looks like that kid is throwing some serious shade at guys ass. This is so going to be a topic of therapy sessions for that poor kid.

BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

I lurve me some Kate! Hope she doesn't get shafted, so to speak.
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Crystal Lynn's picture

Comparing this guy to Gabriel? Nowayinfuckinghell. I guess he's an upgrade...looks really self-absorbed. She is gorgeous and can do much better. The blonde is not suiting her though.

elmo533's picture

Have you seen her two ex-husbands? Talk about an UPGRADE. But this guy's no Gabriel Aubrey. Kate has always kind of tired me. She has a whiney... being. Like she's worked so hard in life and you owe her something. People like that tire me.

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What's with the hair style change? Did he want to run his fingers through her hair in the restaurant?

little_rascal's picture

Halle Berry's baby daddy Gabriel Aubry is one of the best-looking men I've ever seen.
This guy is not bad, but he's no Gabriel Aubry. He kinda looks like a gigolo.
Kate's looking very youthful, and she's got a nice pair of legs there!

kieranx's picture

God, I fucking hate her and her phony bullshit. And I especially hate the way she whinged and moaned and wheedled and went on every talk show for three months before the oscars and practically opened a vein, begging for the award. Like she's so fucking overdue. Half of her nominations were to fill a slot when the pickings were slim. Titanic? Iris? Little Children? She's an okay actress, but you can see the wheels moving every step of the way.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

She's hot. He's hot. Score.

TwatsThat's picture

Shit, I would hit that so many different ways that he'd have to find a new layer of skin.

I love tall, lanky, and British. *slurp*

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Submitted by Meowzebub on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 12:38pm.

That's not her SON, not daughter, riding behind her.
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lol, so just who exactly is it then?

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angel_i's picture

Kate's a hot piece, IMO - inside and out. She could do better;p

ETA: O, and I see I'm not alone on that one...

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It's not that I dont like the look, but a man who knows how to layer is kind of a turn off for me...

super-ette's picture

What could they possibly have in common?

Kerfuffles's picture

Holy shit, you go Kate Winslet!

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Submitted by jturbo on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 12:30pm.

he looks like gay porn star Joey Russo, http://static.titanmedia.com/unlocked/images/store/images/D/JoeyRusso-03...
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carefreea's picture

I'm not feeling the hot of this bloke.

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Fucking_Classy's picture

UPGRADE! That is all.
P.S.: She was wayyyy too hot for that Sam dude, anyway. Bitch is looking fab.

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LaChaylo's picture

He kind of reminds me of a taller, more metro-ish Desmond Hume. No respectable ghey would wear a backwards cap while running. PLEASE. I wish I had Kate's bone structure, and I'm jealous of that woman's lips.

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warmislandsun's picture

He looks like a Liberal Arts college professor.

Love Kate, though.

IrishFury's picture

I don't think he looks like that Aubrey dude at all.

This guys looks like an overly tanned aging ex-queen with a thyroid problem.

Kate looks fab.

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