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Let's just blame the costume department, the wig master and the three grilled cheese sandwiches I just swallowed in a row for why Stepford Katie sort of looks like Jacqueline Kennedy. Let's just go with that.

Here's Stepford Katie and Greg Kinnear (as JFK) filming the assassination scene in The Kennedys mini-series this afternoon in Toronto. Hopefully, Erykah Badu got down to her nekkid suit and ran in front of the cameras at one point.

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Submitted by QueenieBK on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 2:19pm.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 6:40am.
I don't understand why they're doing a miniseries on the Kennedy's. Anyone familiar with them can give you the highlights.

Papa Joe K. bootlegger, womanizer, Nazi sympathizer, and fan of forced lobotmies on willful children tells JFK that he will be president or else and will marry someone from a rich respectable family to give their family the creditability they so badly need.

JFK marries Jackie even though he still sleazes around. Runs for president makes shady deal with the mafia to win makes RFK atty general stabs mafia in the back and is killed as result of it.

RFK also womanizer, also banged Jackie on the DL runs for prez gets shot by a dude with the same last and first name.

Teddy Kennedy loser brother only male Kennedy left so the public feels sympathy for him and gives him their support.
Kills woman by drunk driving off of a pier, saves self the coward that he is by swimming out of there. Runs for president loses bid then dies of brain tumor many years later. The end.
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This.

When I think of Ted Kennedy, I always think of something Denis Leary said about him: "Good Senator, but a bad date, right ladies?"

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 5:10am.

I don't understand why they're doing a miniseries on the Kennedy's. Anyone familiar with them can give you the highlights.

JFK marries Jackie even though he still sleazes around. Runs for president makes shady deal with the mafia to win makes RFK atty general stabs mafia in the back and is killed as result of it.

RFK also womanizer, also banged Jackie on the DL runs for prez gets shot by a dude with the same last and first name.

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Submitted by LASux on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 4:44am.

Who the fuk is doing the wardrobe on this hatchet job? Jackie wouldn't be caught dead in badly tailored knockoffs.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 08/22/2010 - 3:52am.

This miniseries will be a trainwreck.

She looks like Tommygirl in a Jackie O Halloween costume.

Not good.
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Submitted by gucci on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 4:24pm.

she's going on with all this while tom cruise is rumored to be screwing little zack.........
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 12:10pm.

You know - I was walking down the street yesterday and everyone kept smiling at me but I didn't know why. And then I realized I was walking around with a sly little smile on my own face...and, honestly, it's becuz I'm believing that people - maybe not Katie herself - check in here to see what the cranky public thinks and I just LOVED that almost everyone of us said : Cankles. I mean, that's ALL I said. And it's their fault - they dressed her up so it's the only thing you notice. What kinda dumbass director and/or costumer allows THAT to happen?! LOL! It's funny.

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Submitted by amagod121 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 10:40am.

I really don't see anything too wrong with the suit, except for the pooch in her waist. The problem seems to be more with her slumped posture and exhausted expression...but then again, if it's about JFK's assassination, that look would fit.

Submitted by amagod121 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 10:41am.

And if her legs aren't perfect, at least she hasn't pumped them full of plastic yet. I think that most of the commentors are more probably upset about her being brainwashed by Tommy G. than her looks...

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 10:31am.

She always looks so uncomfortable. I am very surprised she hasn't been inseminated with another one of L. Ron Hubbard's offspring by now.

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Submitted by amagod121 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 10:21am.

ONE had a husband who couldn't leave the ladies alone,
the OTHER has a husband who won't leave the laddies alone...

No wonder Katie always looks so frazzled, even when she's attempting to look elegant ala Jackie O.

Submitted by Pinochle P. Knuckle on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 9:42am.

CANKLES!

Submitted by de Cosmos on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 9:12am.

Put a suit on a scarecrow and that's what you get.

Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 8:14am.

If I wanted to watch ANYTHING remotely connected to the death of JFK, I would watch the Zapruder film. Why bother with cheap imitations?

Submitted by ronnyk on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 3:09am.

My cat's asshole looks more like Jackie than Zombie Kate.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 2:04am.

That suit looks like it was bought on the clearance rack in the Misses' section at Marshall's.

Not that there's anything wrong with Marshalls' except that the Misses' section is a nightmare.

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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related

Submitted by kndall44 on Sat, 08/21/2010 - 1:00am.

The Kennedy estate should sue Kate! Jackie would KILL HERSELF if she looked like this.

Or chop off these tree-trunk legs...

What an abomination of charactor!

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 11:44pm.

She just looks like katiebot playing dress up. Jackie did not have cankles. With the old soup guy playing JFK this should be a comedy.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 11:23pm.

Jacqueline Kennedy put up with a lot of crap too in order to keep up appearances, so in that respect Holmes seems the locigal choice for this part.

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Submitted by bornagainChristian on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 9:47pm.

I don't believe Jackie had FAT calves.

This movie will suck.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 9:42pm.

Will she be posing on the grassy knoll next? This Kennedy movie (or is it a miniseries?) is an unnecessary, pointless, and ultimately doomed to fail exercise. Does this version end differently? Kate looks nothing at all like Jackie O, unless you can't see her. Then she bears a slight resemblence.

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Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 9:13pm.

She's morphing into TOM. She sucks Tom's little dick. Tom sucks L Ron Hubbard's dick in his mind. He even named his daughter after L Ron's birthplace: Suri, England.

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 8:58pm.

total retard

Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 8:32pm.

Jackie and Jack are rolling in their graves.
Gregg Kinnear as JFK???? What kind of fuckery is this all about.

This movie is going to suck in ways that even Michael K doesn't know about...

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Submitted by Frybread on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 7:55pm.

With how weird and unproportional her body is, the main pic looks like Katie's a midget who's standing on top of another little person, LOL.

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 7:02pm.

She looks like a stewardess from some bad, kitschy, ironic comedy movie. MK, I'm sorry but if you think she looks okay you aren't allowed to be a gay man anymore. I'm sorry. I hope it was fun while it lasted.

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 6:51pm.

I did a few of those sweatshop costume jobs (13th Warrior anyone? - straight to vomit) and the so-called designers are often untalented hacks who depend on their sewing slaves. This "costume" is one of the worst I have seen; poorly cut out of cheap cloth, failure to drape, and a lumpen body to sit upon. Fail, yes.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 6:10pm.

Her face pulls off Jackie. Her odd body shape doesn't work.

Submitted by scisan60 on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 6:05pm.

While JackieO was no great beauty..she had charisma and star power to burn, on top of being ultra thin...Katie Holmes looks like her housemaid who is playing dress up while the star is away...She really needs a reality check.

Submitted by pancho on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 5:56pm.

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Katie is female & a mammal - & that's the sum total of her similarity to Jacqueline Kennedy. Every single aspect of her body language & deportment is wrong.

Look at those photos of Jackie at JFKs funeral - there's never been a female in American public life as uniquely beautiful as she was, not before or since has anyone come close.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 5:39pm.

Cankles. That is all.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 5:00pm.

The suit is HORRIBLE.

Her posture is TERRIBLE. Jackie Kennedy had good posture as she was an experienced horseback rider.

And the sleeves of her jacket and her gloves are both too short.

This is a big steaming load of bullshit.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:50pm.

Complete lack of respect for the dead.

Submitted by QueenieBK on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:47pm.

Oh fuck no. No!

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:46pm.

just because you slap a pillbox hat and kid gloves on some hick doesn't mean she's gonna be able to pull off Jackie O ... she looks like a ungainly linebacker in that large picture - no way, no how does this even slighty resemble Jackie

and who the fuck needs another lame-o movie about the Kennedys? weren't the first 40,000 enough!?!?! jeesh!!

Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:10pm.

GREG KINNEAR as JFK??? Give me a break! That's almost worse than KatieBot as Jackie O! I don't even have anything against Kinnear, but JFK he isn't. This is going to be the worst miniseries ever, and mark my words, it will bomb. Not like anyone expects much of miniseries anymore, but this will be shit.

Additionally, Katie has some of the most unattractive legs - and her wardrobe only makes it worse. I know cankles can't really be helped, but damn, hers are bad. Her legs always make her look frumpy & dumpy. She needs to stop letting Suri & Tommy Boy dress her, and pick some more flattering clothes.

Submitted by snideychick on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:28pm.

Snideychick sez:

Why is the jacket cut as an A-line? A real Chanel (or a good knock off) has a straight cut from shoulder to hem and would NEVER be cut that badly! And the hem needs to be weighted with a heavy jeweler's quality chain, as Chanel did.

Wardrobe FAIL to the nth degree!

Submitted by vegaschick on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:23pm.

OMG, whomever designed the wardrobe for this tv movie of the week miniseries should be shot. That suit is horribly tailored and looks frumpy and dumpy. Everything about it is off, from Katie being too tall and awkward to pull off Jackie O, the cheap fabric, the cankles, the hemline etc.

God I remember when Katie Holmes was fresh faced and adorable. Now she looks like some Iowa City housewife that drives a powder blue minivan and buys Hanes jeans at Wal Mart. I thought marrying money was supposed to be good for you.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:20pm.

Sucky in pink! That's hot!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:15pm.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:31pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:25pm.

Take another mouthful, suckymepoodle.

Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:07pm.

I hate not being able to read Dlisted comments when I'm at work! Anyway...Katie will never be as classy as Jackie O. And, dear Lord, the CANKLES are killing me!

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:01pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:25pm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG I just swallowed my tea wrong and snarfed. I HATE YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Submitted by The Hoople on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:56pm.

note to Lee H....two and a half feet to the left

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:55pm.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:19pm.

YES, PLEASE! That was the first thing I thawt of!

---He's a bit busy being the first Lady at the moment. Sucky O (refresh).

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:52pm.

Cankles.

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Submitted by Slattenpat on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:52pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Slattenpat: "...They definitely used the wrong fabric, because Katie's suit looks like it's made out of crappy polyester, not textured boucle. It also seems like they didn't even get the colors right"

Exactly. It was nubbly. I will have to look, but I think the color of Jackie O's suit wasn't quite so... pink! Was it?

Well, the real suit seems to be a slightly lighter pink, but it was still pretty vibrant. Katie looks like she's wearing a 99-cent store Jackie O Halloween costume! TACKY!

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:50pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 3:31p

Actually, Jackie K's suit was VERY pink if you look at the old color photos. Most likely chosen with the intent to stand out. The lady had style. Besides the ill-fitting cut of Katie's suit - look where her boobs are! Talk about mom tits.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:49pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:15pm.

YES, PLEASE! That was the first thing I thawt of!

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Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:47pm.

Submitted by Niko on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:04pm.

I'm not seeing a scintilla of Jackie O,
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I give up. There really seems no end to daftness.
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Awww, Niko. We all know who everyone is referring to when they type "Jackie O" and we all know this movie/mini-series is about her time as Jackie K. Plus, Michael K started it with calling it Jackie RobO.