It Takes A Lot Of Money To Keep The Crazy Going
Lawyers for Mad Mel and Oksana Grigorieva were back in court on Wednesday to fight over how much money he should pay in child support for their daughter Lucia. Mad Mel wants to give OctoSana no more than $6,000 a month, but that's not going to work for her.
OctoSana wants Mel to write her a bigger child support check every month, because her lawyers argued that in addition to the regular baby shit she also has to pay for bodyguards. But Mel farted (smells like hot tub water, sugar-coated communion wafers and fossilized feces) on those claims and said Lucia doesn't need that much money even though he spends $600,000 a month on himself. Yes, Mad Mel blows $600k monthly on living expenses and he still can't get his dick sucked. The tragedy that is....
Radar reports that Mel's lawyers argued that the $600k is strictly for living expenses and doesn't include his use of a private jet or other luxuries. Mel thinks that his 9-month-old daughter can easily live off of 1% of his monthly budget. OctoSana's rep said that Mel has only paid $18,000 in child support since December.
OctoSana doesn't need bodyguards? This is reich coming from the ragey boil who threatened to turn her into rose super food.
Does Baby Lucia really need more than $6,000 a month? Fuck yes, because toddler therapy and anti-depressants in formula form don't come cheap! And since I'm the foreman of the Gold Diggers Union (even though my own gold digging game is whack), I hope OctoSana only leaves Mel with a Jacuzzi jet and a pack of Sno-Balls (they can pass for sugar tits) to keep his company.
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I love all the mention of : Mel is certainly the booze-swilling washed-up piece of crazy racist Aussie shit that people say he is, but his Russian piece of whore mail-order fuckbag bride is really no better. Especially his wrinkled old peen all shrivled and nasty against her onion smelly kooch. (eww the visuals.)
The poor child must appear like some golem monster being brought together by those two monsters. The combinaton of silicone and wrinkled hairy insanity and hate. She will never stand a chance.
Too bad they don't put her up for adoption or give her to the circus freak show. At least there she could earn money for her Octosana mother.
Submitted by justincase
Poopele - just a little reminder that the British invented "English" and the Americans dumbed it down. No offense but you did change Zed to Zee so it would rhyme with A-B-C.
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We smarted up cricket though and now it has four bases which made it too complex for you. Blimey, my Beer is warm and smells like ass.
$600K a month? Wow! Cigarettes have really gone up!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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"Your other alternative is to get close to Kelsey Grammer's dick. He seems to have a soft spot for golddiggers and doesn't mind paying out"
Well, at least Kelsey's: a. better looking (by far,) b. seemingly much nicer, c. funnier and probably much more fun to hang around, and d. dumb enough to marry his slutty girlfriends. So yeah, for the win, I think he'd be the far better of the two to pursue.
This fucker is starting to give me flashbacks of my father. This is never a good thing. He wore $500 suits and I was sporting the fake chuck taylors from Shop Rite that made me look like I had clown feet. Just what a 10 year old girl needed to be popular. Fucker. Fuckin fucker. Oh so what I have some issues.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
I think I'll go watch the sMELlavision.
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Submitted by mizsherle on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:42pm.
He should live on $6,000 a month and she should get the rest.
LOL! I think she'd take better care of it than to waste it on paramours, wrecked cars, paying off people to make yourself look nicer, making icky violent movies...So maybe you've got a point.
I'd much rather read people's honest opinions of Mel and Oksana here than those phony paid ones that Mel's people have splashed all over other sites. I can deal with people not liking Oksana - I don't either, really - but I think Mel's behavior was revolting. Threatening to kill someone after you demand a blow job from them? Just because you haven't had a cigarette? Reeeeeally?
And what's wrong with calling a car's hood a "bonnet"? That's the English term for it! Hood probably sounds just as silly to the English.
Also, had no idea that we changed "Zed" to "zee." Do the British actually say "zed" instead of "zee?" (I know they pronounce "h" differently - something like "hetch" - obviously for differing reasons than the "z" situation, but still interesting to note.)
@poophead
Look, once you start calling the hood of a car "the bonnet" people really don't give a crap about your opinion. Now go kiss your queen's ass and drink some tea.
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If I was Her Majesty's subject I surely wouldn't talk about Euro. You are a sorry dumbfuck excuse for a troll. Now go, take your medication and play with yourself.
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What everybody else said, but seriously, that's the side eye of death he's making in the main picture.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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Mel should slow down on his spending. No movie studio wants anything more to do with him. Dumb fuck.
You know, I could be earning substantially more money if I were J. Lo's assistant, or if I enrolled at night classes at Oksana Gregorieva's School of Golddiggery.
Methinks I shall look into that.
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@ Poopele - just a little reminder that the British invented "English" and the Americans dumbed it down. No offense but you did change Zed to Zee so it would rhyme with A-B-C.
If Octowhatever is really struggling on rent with this child support (considering she also gets a nice monthly check from her other baby's father) then maybe she should.. I dunno.. MOVE AWAY? Dumbass hooker. She should be thankful she'll get paid for years just for spreading her legs once or twice a long time ago. Sorry, the more I think about this, the more I am annoyed.
Rich people, especially these rich stars, are such out of touch with reality assholes. Seriously. 600k a month? No wonder this gold digging 2 cent slut from the east block thinks 6000 fucking dollars arent enough for her trophy baby. Even so, there are entire families who live on a fraction of this every month - shit i dont think a cancer researcher makes that much a month - so why the fuck does her child need this money? And what court in the world would grant it? It is sickening. A child is a child - no matter whom it is born to. There is no fucking way that any child, anywhere in the world, no matter how rich the sperm donor who created it is, needs 6000 a month.
Hearing this crap, in a time where honest people are struggling to stay alive (literally i.e. those without health care) - it is sick to see a pair of assholes bickering over million dollar alimony and child support deals and still whine it aint enough and waste tax payer and court dollars to make that oint. She and Elin Woods belong shot. Shame on them.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:53pm.
Let's be real here: while Mel is certainly the booze-swilling washed-up piece of crazy racist Aussie shit that people say he is, but his Russian piece of whore mail-order fuckbag bride is really no better. On what planet is $6,000 a month not enough to feed and clothe a baby? On planet "I thought I would get more from sucking that wrinkly peen," perhaps? Just because you're nasty fake titties and rotten onion patch of a Siberian pussy couldn't close the fucking deal doesn't mean you really deserve anything from him. You thought you were on the way to the altar when you were really never more than a fucking coozy for his unsheathed Catholic penis. You may have planted his seed but that is one weed he is never going to acknowledge or care for as his own beyond the most basic of legal requirements. He already has 19 holy, non-bastard children from his clearly sacred union with his ex-WIFE. Now go suck a fuck and die, you fish-lipped, thick-clitted, Octomom-looking cumdump lot lizard cunt. Ugh
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Mel has the ugliest set of ears in the business - the result of listening to his own rants no doubt. $600,000 per month!!!! that's insane.
Angle, the only thing Poophead is right about is that Obama is in office. Other than that, Poophead is just a troll looking for love and acceptance. A troll who is, in reality, deeply in love with Barack Obama and can't come to terms with the fact that he fell for another.
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Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Fri
And the State of Califonia is fucking BROKE.
I dont understand how Cali is broke!
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It didn't get dumped on you, Poopele head. It's just as much a failure on your part that you can't convince the other side you're right.
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Aw look! Poophead is here! *tear of gratitude*
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Submitted by Pamela on Fri
And the State of Califonia is fucking BROKE.
I dont understand how Cali is broke!
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We know you don't understand. Unfortunately you assholes dumped this shit-for-brains President on us.
Submitted by Niko
Six kay should be enough to cover a child's expences. Over here we have families who have to bring up children on € 300 after rent and heat.
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Look, once you start calling the hood of a car "the bonnet" people really don't give a crap about your opinion. Now go kiss your queen's ass and drink some tea.
Submitted by julianna63
Stupid woman.
I get $180 a month (sometimes,I never know if it will show up.)
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You were fuckin' Mel too?
I think that whatever he is paying in child support for his minor son with ex-wife Robin is the same amount he needs to pay for Lucia. The state of Ca deens that the kid deserves to live in the same style and comfort in both parents homes, so cough it up Mel just like Charlie Sheen.
He should live on $6,000 a month and she should get the rest.
Let's be truthful, Oksana. You were with Mel for about a hot five mins, got knocked up, and now you open your eyes to find he is a cheap, crazy, woman hating racist. Now you see how he lives and you expect him to front you accordingly. As much as I loathe Mel Gibson, he owes you nothing. Yes, he should pay a bit more child support but a court must have figured out the payment schedule. Courts take into consideration what the father must pay out in support. They take into consideration the father's income, out goings, ongoing support to a previous family, etc.
You live rent free, bill free and $6K a month is more than enough for a baby. If you can't swing your monthly lip plump and botox injections from this money then get a job. Go down to your local unemployment office and ask single moms there how they survive raising children on way less than what you get. Your other alternative is to get close to Kelsey Grammer's dick. He seems to have a soft spot for golddiggers and doesn't mind paying out
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm.
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You can count Texas out on that, we DO pay income tax. Wish we didnt.
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She was talking about STATE income tax-which we do not pay but we pay high property tax and sales tax is 8.25%.
All these people need to STFU.
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I'd be mad about $6k a month and I don't live in LA. That was just a low ball starting figure, he knows he has to come up.
Think: If half a mil only gets you a 2-bed condo, the mortgage and taxes alone are going to be just under 3 grand. Add in childcare, medical expenses, car and life insurance, food, clothes, car payment etc. and $6k is nothing. That's a 2-bed condo! Yes, it's enough to put a roof over your head, but what kind of asshole is going to live in a MANSION with every luxury known to man and let his flesh and blood live in a tiny box like that.
He is not a man.
Six kay should be enough to cover a child's expences. Over here we have families who have to bring up children on € 300 after rent and heat. So in my world Oxy should play a low ball.
But as he is such a super mega racist abusive asshole I hope she does him for a million a month. She's still a slut but paying comes with the territory.
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Why are people questioning how much he spends on HIMSELF with HIS money? He earned it, he can do what he likes.
As for Octosana, for now $6K is enough for a BABY. Her complaint is really that it's not enough for her to live on despite Mel paying her legal fees, her staff and she lives in HIS house. Bitch don't pay a mortgage or rent. AND she gets money from Dalton. I don't know how much but I'm guessing he's paying her more than enough in pounds and that's almost double in American dollars. She isn't hurting.
Now when that kid grows up obviously that price tag will go up because of school tuition costs but I have no doubt Mel wouldn't bat an eyelid at paying that. He should tell Octosana that he'll pay what Dalton's paying her but she has to find a new place to live and pay all of her bills herself, and that includes staff (what is she the fucking Queen of England?).
She needs to quite with the pity act because I know no normal woman, like my mum who only received $250 a month for two kids when I was younger, wouldn't feel sorry for this greedy bitch.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm
Texas has income tax, always has. We just have lower taxes. Property tax is apparently really cheap (never payed taxes in another state so I couldn't tell you how cheap, but others say it's a lot cheaper to live in Texas).
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm.
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You can count Texas out on that, we DO pay income tax. Wish we didnt.
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:( Is that new/relatively new (like in the last 15 years)? 'Cause I used to like hating on texas oil people for it.
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Dunno, we moved here 8 years ago and been paying ever since...lol
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Lucia is the one who will suffer for this fight, period. Mel can afford a lot more. 6K is a pittance to him, and while it's a lot to ME - it's nothing in LA.
Anyone who sucked his dick after 2001 deserves at least a million.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm.
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You can count Texas out on that, we DO pay income tax. Wish we didnt.
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:( Is that new/relatively new (like in the last 15 years)? 'Cause I used to like hating on texas oil people for it.
Stupid woman.
I get $180 a month (sometimes,I never know if it will show up.)
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm.
hmmmm thats intresting I did not know that. They still dont have to pay property tax on it if they dont live there or say they dont?
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They still have to pay property taxes, just not state income taxes on their earnings.
hey wait, you had me at $6,000 a month- sounds like it's time for me to get knocked up by a crazy celebrity!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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Hekki on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:46pm.
Let's get our ears ready for some more of Mel's dulcet rants, because Oksy is not going to like THAT number.
you are being cheap about the clothes, how about rent? utilities? the rent alone in a small one bedroom in the city can be $2000 not in rich people's apartment though. Transportation as well
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Oh oskana, did u really think the man was going to give u money for having a baby. To get that dough u got play cocksuckin hoe. Shit, Mel I will suck your dick, swallow, lick mels asshole, and wait on him like a dutiful slave whore. I have accepted my limations to live a lux life.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
He's a prick, she's a (glum) cunt. I have no sympathy for either one. But, I am not seeing where she deserves shit tons of cash. She's basically just a leech going from one man to another. As crazy ass as he is, he's the one who worked for the dough. $6,000 seems fair.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:53pm.
Mel's not an Aussie. He's American but spent some time in Australia as a child.
That's a brilliant photo choice.
He's such a slime bag.
I wondered why we never heard a peep out of his grown children. But, it's probably because they were terrified Daddy would bash their heads in with a shovel, and bury them in the backyard if they ever stepped out of line.
Submitted by Scheherazade on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:10pm.
I remember a long time ago south park did a sketch on mel after he made that anti smetic movie where they made him look like a complete nut case and I remember thinking, "come on, they need to stop; he's not that crazy" but now.....those south park writers are some insightful mofos.
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YES! I wrote a similar post when the Mel tapes started flooding out. Those South Park guys couldn't have scripted that better.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm.
hmmmm thats intresting I did not know that. They still dont have to pay property tax on it if they dont live there or say they dont? Jesus I need to buy some shit shack in Tennessee and claim I live there. Fuck CT taxes!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Let's be real here: while Mel is certainly the booze-swilling washed-up piece of crazy racist Aussie shit that people say he is, but his Russian piece of whore mail-order fuckbag bride is really no better. On what planet is $6,000 a month not enough to feed and clothe a baby? On planet "I thought I would get more from sucking that wrinkly peen," perhaps? Just because you're nasty fake titties and rotten onion patch of a Siberian pussy couldn't close the fucking deal doesn't mean you really deserve anything from him. You thought you were on the way to the altar when you were really never more than a fucking coozy for his unsheathed Catholic penis. You may have planted his seed but that is one weed he is never going to acknowledge or care for as his own beyond the most basic of legal requirements. He already has 19 holy, non-bastard children from his clearly sacred union with his ex-WIFE. Now go suck a fuck and die, you fish-lipped, thick-clitted, Octomom-looking cumdump lot lizard cunt. Ugh.
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:49pm.
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You can count Texas out on that, we DO pay income tax. Wish we didnt.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!