iWhore
You have to give a whore hand to Katie Price, because there really are no boundaries to her hustle. Katie will slap absolutely anything on her crotch, tits or head in the name of a quick dollar (or quid, when I put on my British tongue)! Dignity can go toe fuck itself, because Katie's gotta make that money! If she comes home empty-handed, Harvey will kick her back out on the stroll.
In London today, Katie debuted her new line of iPod accessories which look like they were scooted and queefed on by Mimi. Katie sold that shit to the pubic by coming out like the Tin Man competing in a Barbarella drag contest sponsored by an unauthorized Apple reseller. Katie told the reporters: "I'm really excited about my iPod range and love the way they have turned out. Being involved in the design process was fantastic and really gave me the opportunity to develop and create exactly what I wanted. Hopefully this is just the beginning and you will be seeing more from my Boutique range."
Steve Jobs doesn't know whether to take his pants off or threaten Katie with a copyright infringement letter. Actually, he has to take off his pants anyways since I'm pretty sure he keeps all his legal form letters in his ass crack.
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she looks like the grinch who stole hairy potter's soul in that headline pic.
Oh, and I just remembered, this was the narcissistic cunt who claimed that she fucked like a fat and ugly person because they have to "try harder".
Well, bitch, you're definitely pushing it in that suit. You're nowhere near built well enough to look good in that costume.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
...That's a woman?
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
She has one of the tackiest wardrobes ever.
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Why do suicide bombers always get the wrong people?
I wonder if the look she was going for here was "opera diva playing a valkyrie". If so, someone should tell her that she's looking more Charlie Callas than Maria Callas. No wonder she married that she-male.
iPod accessories? Way to catch a trend at the cusp of its popularity, moron.
Submitted by madam ex 8/20/2010 12:06pm
She looks a smidge pregnant.
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I thought the same thing and hoped I was seeing things. I still hope I am. This whore does not need to drop anymore crotch fruit.
So when is her new line of skanky toilet seat covers coming out?
Sweet baby Jesus, what the fuck is that? Looks like a drag queen with two basketballs stuffed down his shirt. *vomits*
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Does she not own a mirror?
Okay enough! She has gone from being a Pam Anderson wannabe to a Niurka Marcos drag impersonator. Oh my God this bitch needs help.
parace un pastel mal envuelto
Those tits are fucking ridiculous.
OMG!!! IS THIS SLUTTY PIG FOR REAL???? WHO TOLD HER TO WEAR THAT THING IN PUBLIC.
HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:33pm.
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Chav is a good word to use for her. She's almost the unofficial Chav queen what with the topless posing, plastic surgery etc.
Chavs themselves are somewhat harder to explain, wiki attempts to here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav - but it's a bit too simplistic.
Generally speaking, they're usually on the lower end of the social scale and lacking morals, culture and a sense of society. A lot of is to do with lack of stability, finances and often from broken homes.
Wiki also lists Guido as the US equivalent but that's not quite true although somewhat in the same field, if that makes any sense?
Rovex, I can't stand her either for much the same reasons as you but if we were to make comparisons, Cheryl Cole isn't that far behind Jordan.
Apologies for the mini essay.
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"My boutique range"
Um.......yeah.
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Gah-ROSSSSSSSSSS.
She looks like a dumpy WWE chick.
To use a perhaps antiquated term (at least in N.A.) this has got to be one of the most vulgar celebutards to grace this site...just a few steps up from all-time low Bombshell McGee and about on par with that Uchitel woman...truly tasteless skazz...
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Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 1:08pm.
WhiskeyTango, she's massive in what some might call the underclass of England. They're also the same ones who love Cheryl Cole.
Would you be referring to the hated "chavs?" What exactly is a chav? alls I know is every Brit and Irish person spoke of them with the utmost loathing.
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Not all the English like Cherryl Cole. I absolutely hate her. She is a foul, whiny needy bitch. Jordan looks hideous there. Not just regular Jordan hideous, but really old, tired and haggish as well. Has she been hanging around Vadge?
WhiskeyTango, she's massive in what some might call the underclass of England. They're also the same ones who love Cheryl Cole.
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Submitted by borg queen on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 11:21am.
OMG she did look totally different pre-plastic surgery.
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She should have stopped in 1999...she was so pretty in that pic!
"...to the pubic..."
Hahaha! Typo, and it stays?
She is just plain hideous. There is nothing even remotely attractive about her.
Time for a new clone of Katie Price
Soooo...she's written about 4569873 books, has at least 2 perfumes, and now this ipod line? Is she that much of a hot commodity in England?
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Is this couture for the intergalactic ho stroll?!
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I think she played a role in Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space......
I want to dropkick her in the face and then tear off her tittysacks and launch them at her, dodge ball-style.
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She looks rough and those tits look duff.
There's no way she got those things downgraded to a C. They're massive.
In my non professional opinion, she probably has body dysmorphic disorder, as her pre plastic surgery pictures show.
As for this event, whilst there are eejits buying her brand, she'll keep getting gigs.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by HoityToity on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 12:06pm.
I know she is a "thing" but who in their ever losing mind would think that she was the "it" thing?
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She looks a smidge pregnant.
No, I have to give this ho her due. Who did she blow to get this gig? And it must have been the best blow, like ever! Because, this is one of those rare times when you go wtf and truly do not have an answer. Seriously, why her? I know she is a "thing" but who in their ever losing mind would think that she was the "it" thing?
This should have been a "Caption This" picture.
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Umm...any thirteen year old can and would design that. This get-up makes her look hella old.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
JHC - that is nasty. When she was married to Pete she seemed to regain a slight modicum of dignity about this stuff - now she's just a freak again.
And frankly - she now has the waist of someone that has given birth to several children. No fault there- it happens to the best but that does mean that you no longer rock the silver spandex any more. Put the tittays away dear...
hahahahaha her crown is made out of ipod covers
also, if you have a shitty lil nano or whatever that is you deserve a fugly Jordan cover for it
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Jeeze - she fucked herself UP! Thx Borg for the link!
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She needs to cut back on the crumpets at tea time.
Submitted by PinkPostIt on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 11:13am.
What the hell did this woman do to her face and body??? She looks like a freak. I saw pictures of her pre-plastic surgery and she was GORGEOUS!!! I don't understand.
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OMG she did look totally different pre-plastic surgery.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/06/23/katie-price-before-plastic...
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Dammit woman have some fuckin' dignity!
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She kind of looks like Wonder Woman's alien MUCH OLDER cousin
I thought she had had a breast reduction to make those things "normal sized"? WTH happened