Thursday, August 19th 2010

"That Amoral Cunt Tellsu"

My ass can't sing or play a single instrument, but I still want to start a band just so I can call it "That Amoral Cunt Tellsu." That's just one of the many drops of crazy Courtney Love put in her never-ending Happy Birthday Tweet to her 18-year-old daughter Frances Bean. It's times like this that I really wish Rosetta Stone put out a Courtney Love edition, because you could make out more legible words in a bowl of barfed up alphabet soup. Courtney somehow managed to top herself.

A little back story before you begin the HARDEST JOURNEY OF YOUR LIFE! Courtney lost custody of Frances Bean last year, because she's fucking crazy. Frances got a restraining order against Courtney and went off to live with Kurt Cobain's mother and sister. Courtney has always accused Kurt's mother and sister of trying to get their hands on Frances' money. Or is it that Courtney accused the elves in the woods of trying to get their hands on Frances' money? I don't even know with Courtney anymore.

In this morning's mess-a-thon, Courtney accuses Frances Bean of trying to ruin her life before begging her to run away from her guardians now that she's 18. Courtney also accuses Frances' dog of being a shady bitch! Courtney's entire cyber meltdown is after the jump. It's 2 parts sadness, 3 parts crackery and a million parts BAT SHIT INSANE. You might want to keep a bowl of ice water close by for you to dunk your face in afterwards. JUMP!!!!

that therapist told me you said you "were never talkiung to me ever again" i was hapless, i dont understand anything that amoral cunt tellsu
about 7 hours ago via web

just go the page i love you chuck, happy 18th i got you something so bloody awesome, finally. i love you hard day for me
about 7 hours ago via web

and you do know its not exactly a turn on to anyones kids what youve done and its all so fucking UN necseasssry i just assumed no kin ofmine
about 7 hours ago via web

no kin of mine or of kurts who despised yoru grandmother, ( ask charles cross) with a vengeance would go "where the money is" shocked
about 7 hours ago via web

beyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda?
about 7 hours ago via web

well i long for your kiss and your sweet head smell i long for you i ache for you, i die for you every day my heart breaks for you, sowrong
about 7 hours ago via web

and youve taken away all motivation to do anything i couldnt give a fuck i go where im told go thru the motions why? i warned you theyd come
about 7 hours ago via web

was that thearpist right? why do u want to ruin my personal life? they dont theres billions int his you were manipulated but why sellmeout?
about 7 hours ago via web

youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age.
about 7 hours ago via web

for gods sake now that your of age run like hell they have to give you by law 30k a mionth no matter what not 15k seen your legal bills ?
about 7 hours ago via web

i ahve this palaver has cost youy my dear over 4 million in legal bills. and none of it wa snecessary, demand not just wylldes butt eState
about 7 hours ago via web

that carzy bitch wont leave until shes cleaned you out, and btw vanity fair is doing an expoise on ms wylde, should be fun, nocommentfrmme
about 7 hours ago via web

why would you leave me and my life in tatters like this and get angrier and angrier to justify it, i feel you missing me and i miss you too
about 7 hours ago via web

just come home,. it took a year but i got the sickest townhouse in the village, theres 4 floors, just come home, i pray to god snap out ofit
about 7 hours ago via web

i love you little bean, but please stop this madness over so much more money than your little self can comprehend its taken years but
about 7 hours ago via web

its finally in the right hands things happen for a reason, but you tore me apart from a great love and i dont know why you would do that .
about 7 hours ago via web

i could never do anything to frances that involved her personal public humilation like utah, or certain items that r private & wld ruiinher
about 7 hours ago via web

so how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i rasised you well and im
about 7 hours ago via web

so sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to fuck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero, its impossible for me to
about 7 hours ago via web

have taken anything from you, that 03/05 shit was @edwardnorton s cpa selvaggi and laird, diverting 2.7 m from "yr trust" andsending to self
about 7 hours ago via web

i havethe wire, but io poaid double down ion 2 795k amex cards and a forged 980kj check anbd a 495 k cash to the house etc they colluded
about 7 hours ago via web

youllfind this out, i wish i knew what shit they had told you i dont think yhou understand anything thats at stake you should hate them.
about 7 hours ago via web

instead they hold out a litttle carrot yourso desperate that u cant let me fight for you & you sell out 4 nothing? christ yr better thanthis
about 7 hours ago via web

i love you no matter what i just dont understand why youd write me such a letter and then de;lberately and knowingly rob me of any joy. why?
about 7 hours ago via web

your finally grown tell me why? gop tpo the page & tell me the hell why i deserve to kno if that psych is telling the truth & what they say
about 7 hours ago via web

i love you but your 18 now do NOT allow any guardianship to continue whatsoever! theyll lie to you tell you it "has" to,. no it doesnt!
about 7 hours ago via web

no lawyers free yourself now theyve built a tower of terror in the REAL word fbc if you dont want to talk to me? we wont talk, stoppaying$
about 7 hours ago via web

NO LAWYERS!I LOVE YOU@!
about 7 hours ago via web

i am, helpless to know what bullshit they say to her theuuy have one agenda to get away with it and theyve kidnapped my child,. 15k please
about 7 hours ago via web

she a little baby & sheltered to SOME degree, phony cop raids, seeing her mother cuffed for no reason other than i found out and theyGRABHER
about 7 hours ago via web

at her most vulnerable and feed her uttter bullshit based ona FORGED forensically proven to be FORGED operating agreement, so well have fun
about 7 hours ago via web

with that that kid s=mustr ee somne accountability or shes going to believe thier insanity narcissism and lies, one human loves her truly ME
about 7 hours ago via web

and im sure her dog., everyone else has a fucking agenda , that chantel if i see her shes a goner thats for dammed sure. grosspig≥poisonkids
about 7 hours ago via web

im done, you arent dumb you know what youve done what youve sold i couldnt shelter you from them i suppose its my fault, im so sorry bean. x
about 7 hours ago via web

i shouldve hooked up in some loveless marriage to a powerful hedgefund guy then youd be safe, im sorry i didnt. for your sake.i love you.
about 7 hours ago via web

And since half of your brain is already running towards the front door, you might as well let the other half go too. Here's a couple of Tweets where Courtney brags about her dick sucking skills to Dave Navarro.

@davenavarro6767 bosh! your barely tolerating me , but man i appreciate it so much, plus my bjs are fucking legendary.
about 13 hours ago via web

@davenavarro6767 yeah we should just like fuck it, get married, your rich, im richer, i like travelling abroad, i dont believe in monogomy,
about 13 hours ago via web

Good fucking night.

via HuffPo

Posted by: Michael K


I'm going to start using "THE AMORAL CUNT TELLSU" in place of "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"

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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK

Damn, Court. You brought the sads today.

"well i long for your kiss and your sweet head smell i long for you i ache for you, i die for you every day my heart breaks for you, sowrong"

*sniffle* I do believe that she loves and misses FB, but she doesn't seem to get that it's HER fault that FB is not in her life right now. She should be moving heaven and Earth to get her shit together, and she's not.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
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Morbidosity's picture

Regardless of what is going on, or has gone on, this is very sad. You can tell Courtney is in emotional pain.

Hekki's picture

Wow. Frances Bean looks just like Kurt.

Courtney is very very sick. She should be getting help, but I'm sure she won't.

It's a big heavy cross Frances Bean is carrying and I wouldn't want to be in her shoes for anything. Not even for all that moolah.

When this story first broke last year I actually got into it with Courtney over on her Facebook page and this is exactly what was said:

Geez Courtney, why did you have to piss away your daughter's trust fund for? No wonder she wants to be away from you and all of your instability, can anyone blame her??

Courtney Love Cobain
uh let me clariffy one thing you ASSHOLE before someone deletes your stupid ass, her trust is not been touched thats the problem no audits nothing, shes got terrible people around her and shes completely a great kid, i am the sole heir of kurts and i have my own income as well its cost me millions in taxes to allow her to have some of her ... See Morefathers money wich she decalres at 17 she does not want but man oh man some othr people do i have enough she does not.i support my daughter they only want to con her into exactly what theyre doing now its 17 m jiust sitting there noone wants it, so why not just steal it.
nowsuck it. you and perez.

Nowsuck it. Me and Perez Hilton! Probably one of the most coherant rants she has ever posted..

Crazy bitch.

westward ho's picture

why on EARTH, if she loves her daughter so desperately, would she fucking TWEET THIS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE? talk about public humiliation. gods.

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but, then again, what do i know?

i_heart_jack's picture

"And for those who idolize Kurt and demonize Courtney, he freaking killed himself knowing Frances would be in the hands of this weirdo, so who was the more irresponsible parent?"

There are a substantial number of people who believe that either Courtney killed Kurt, or had him killed.

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Submitted by TwatsThat on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:52pm.
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Well said. I completely agree on all points.

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Rintendo's picture

Why the fuck does she not get that someone who had to mother her through drug addiction as a child, preteen, and teenager might want a little break from it all?

You can't get a restraining order against someone unless they have committed a violent act against you. Poor Frances. I hope she is one of those kids who vows to never be like their parents and is straight and successful in her life. And has a decent self-esteem.

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If you've seen 'Sybil', then MAYBE you can understand this rant.

MAYBE.

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I have hated this vile, psychotic piece of garbage from the first time I set eyes on her. I don't usually believe that people are 100% good or 100% bad, but Courtney is the exception to this. She is 100% fucking evil! I mean evil to the bone.

She claims to love her daughter and that she wouldn't try to defame her. Is she for fucking real!!! Writing this crapfest on the net, for all to see, is exactly the opposite of what she claims. She is a mental case from hell.

Hate her, hate her, hate her.

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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:56pm.
::Nods head:::
ITA my BP has nothing to do with my batshit crazy ways either. It may be why Im so out there and explosive about it but that shit is inherited. I agree my PWT family makes me batshit crazy!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

I hate Courtney Love's "Woe is Me" bullshit.

Having personal family drama on twitter is NOT being a good parent.

Her decision making skill FAIL.

TwatsThat's picture

Courtney is undoubtedly a fucking mess.

But actually, when I saw the Behind The Music, it really made me far more understanding towards her.

Having your mother and father essentially ABANDON YOU LIKE A FUCKING STRAY will fuck with you on levels most of us can never understand. And when there's damage and dysfunction, it's going to spread from one level to the next.

I agree she's probably bipolar and I get the sense that she's an attention whore. But that never read "money" to me. I think for Courtney it's more a matter of who comes out on top or who wins. Personally I think she's so scattered and non-linear that money and money management is beyond her....

It's more, Did I win this battle? Did I triumph? Did the record company/Grohl and Novoselic/the press/Corgan/Norton/anyone give in to me? Because she's still a child in a very real way.

She may be bipolar with a heapin' side of Aspergers but I don't think she's evil. As unpopular as it is I am still kinda rootin' for her. Far more than sluts like Britney, Jessica Simpson and Amy Drunkhouse.

Gracejones's picture

She really needs to sober the fuck up and start being a mother to her daughter. I am so sick and tired of her shit. Can she even begin to understand the therapy and 12-step meetings this child will need to even begin to live a normal life?

helen back's picture

fuckin' courtney. get sober again you fucking goon, and then maybe you'll have a chance to have a relationship with your kid again.

she should have never gone to that Pam Anderson roast. >:(

Can't the courts prohibit Courtney from harassing her daughter publicly? The laws need to catch up with all the cyber bullying going on now. You would think a restraining order could enforce some sort of tweet blockage.

And Ms. Love is all about the money...comes through loud and clear.

harveyprice's picture

I can't, just can't with the grammar and spelling.

"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D

Frances skipped the crazy gene. She just wants to distance herself from Courtenay. Just looking at the twitter rants - can you imagine the fuckery she had to deal with as a kid?

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I gave up halfway through. Wow, how many personalities are we working with, Court?? Frances is doing the right thing. You can't deal with someone who runs hot/cold/crazy 24/7. Get some serious help, bitch.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by D on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:09pm.

swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:04pm.

Yeah, I totally agree. If you haven't seen that VH1 special on her you, you definitely should- it explains a -lot- about why Frances GTFO. The "breeding with Kurt for his nose" bit was hi-larious.
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I haven't seen the VH1 thing because I have not been able to stomach Courtney and her antics since she headed out to some "Kurt Committed Suicide " vigil in Seattle, passed out some of Kurt's clothes, and proceeded to tell the gathered mourners and media how fucked up all of it was, especially since she had a new album coming out. I refused to buy Live Through This for years because of her self-serving crazy train. I give her a bit of a break because I think she has serious mental health and addiction issues. I don't think her brain allows her to consider other people's feelings.

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Frances just wants to be her own person, she is pursuing universities at the moment (her goal is some sort of Ph.D.), take care of her aunt and grannie. Miss Crazy needs to back off and be ever so grateful that she did not raise a daughter like Peaches Geldof, Kimberly Stewart or anyone of the rockstar fuck up brats out there.

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swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:04pm.

Yeah, I totally agree. If you haven't seen that VH1 special on her you, you definitely should- it explains a -lot- about why Frances GTFO. The "breeding with Kurt for his nose" bit was hi-larious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5cfYb1l994

Erika_Leigh's picture

okaaay i know courtney is a crazy crackhead but i'm sort of prone to believe her. i mean why would she need frances's money... which is actually her money and kurts first plus she had her own band. she's not poor. but kurts parents .... and sister hmm what do they do for a living. i'm sorry but i'd be more prone to believe his parents and sister see her as one big fat MEAL TICKET

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@Submitted by D on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:50pm.

Courtney Love is the more out there gold digging type of female who treat the uterus like a safety deposit box. The kids means nothing more than a payday that they expect to continue once the trust fund kicks in at 18. The plan is to switch from daddy's monthly checks to living off the safety deposit box kid's funds.

Submitted by D on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:50pm.

I think I saw a VH1 special on Courtney Love once, and even she admits that she was a shit mother for focusing "too much on the money". From her tweets, it's almost like she sees Frances as a huge, money-stuffed teddy bear. Whenever Courtney is sad, she feels like she can just use Frances for emotional support like a stuffed toy or a pet. She has all the classic signs of someone who is bi-polar. My grandmother is just like Courtney.

--What made me mad about the VH1 special is that she refused to admit to bipolar disorder. She was basically doing what most of society does when they hear the word bipolar-acting like it's something disgusting and that having it means you're batshit crazy. I was offended since I'm BPII, and it's not what makes me crazy. What makes me crazy is my mother and the rest of my family and the government and homeless animals and developing world hunger. Basically, I'm hypersensitive, not crazy! So anyway, I was offended and reminded again about society's prejudices against mental "disorders."

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Slow motion public meltdown. Ugly.
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Damn, my eyeballs hurt.

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I think I saw a VH1 special on Courtney Love once, and even she admits that she was a shit mother for focusing "too much on the money". From her tweets, it's almost like she sees Frances as a huge, money-stuffed teddy bear. Whenever Courtney is sad, she feels like she can just use Frances for emotional support like a stuffed toy or a pet. She has all the classic signs of someone who is bi-polar. My grandmother is just like Courtney.

The video Love made for her bday is kind of touching, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqc5DGFcaaw&feature=player_embedded

I think she loves her kid and always wanted babies, but she's too messed up to stay sane for long. Geez, I wonder wtf is wrong with her. I saw her in concert and she was so nice and funny on stage, and it's weird to imagine her this way. My only guess is alcohol. Reminds me of my drunk facebooking from college. As for drugs, if you see her in person, she is definitely not a druggie. She has great skin and a very toned, healthy-looking body, which doesn't show up in pictures for some reason.

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That poor kid.

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Anonymous Q's picture

Keep running Frances. No amount of money is worth that crazy bitch. I hope there's a trust somewhere that her crackwhore mother can't get to.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

That's so sad. I have a mother who's not as bad but definitely has her mental issues, and it's terrifying and confusing for a kid transitioning to adulthood to try to get away from that mess. I remember reading magazine articles when Frances was still a kid and I could see myself in her, just a child trying to be extra good for her and her crazy mom. And for those who idolize Kurt and demonize Courtney, he freaking killed himself knowing Frances would be in the hands of this weirdo, so who was the more irresponsible parent?

HellaciousB's picture

C needs to get that flap under her chin sucked out.

joanne's picture

Poor Frances Bean.

RHONYC's picture

happy bday frances bean.

here's some lyrics from destiny's child (i know...but still) that stamp the sentiment.

good luck homegirl...hang in :-)

free-

Ain't no feeling like being free
When your mind's made up
And your hearts in the right place, yeah

Ain't no feeling like being free
When you've done all you could
But what's misunderstood
(It's all good, it's all good)

Ain't no feeling like being free
I'm like an eagle set free
And finally I'm looking out for me

Ain't no feeling like being free
Cause my mind's made up
And my heart is in the right place, yeah, yeah, ye-ah!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:03pm.

Crack Latin! lmao

Pamela's picture

@Koko that is what we refer to as a compliment sammich, my dad is the master!

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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

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Dear Courtney:

Wot?

Love,
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:(

NovaNightly's picture

WTF in cranked up hell is wrong with C-love? To put all that bi-polar shit out there on twitter for everyone to see...poor poor bean.

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I need some aspirin. I couldn't finish "reading" this mess. If my mother ever said this to me in a public page I would never everrrrrrrr talk to her. this is some crazy up in Courtney's twitter ahhhh

Best wishes to Frances! stay away from any crazy! Not your fault kiddo!

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:02pm.

Simple translation:

"Bean, you're meeting with the lawyers soon to sign off on your multi-million dollar inheritance and I want to make sure I get a huge cut. Those fuckers are trying to cut me out and that's not fair...you fucking owe me for being your mom!"

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Um. What?

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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?

Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:08pm.

The crazy is STRONG ON Frances Bean's maternal side (it goes back further than Court), as is the depressive on her paternal side. That on top of having famous/infamous parents means you're FUCKED.

Actually I think the crazy runs on both sides of the family. Yes Kurt's side had their sucicidal depressives but from what I've read when his mother kicked his father out she not only did she start drinking and whoring around but had a crazy mean vindictive streak that didn't just stop at her ex-husband.

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I blame Kurt because he should have made Courtney one of his "fuck and forget" groupies. He sure as hell shouldn't have married her or made her a mother. I know the drugs and depression had a lot to do with his personal choices, but fuck has that kid been paying for his mistakes the last 18 years.

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I lost the point of the story after I got all caught up in trying to imagine what part MK could play in a band. I decided he could wear a blonde wig, shake the tambourine and strut that ass up on the stage and I'd totally come and see that concert.

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