"That Amoral Cunt Tellsu"
My ass can't sing or play a single instrument, but I still want to start a band just so I can call it "That Amoral Cunt Tellsu." That's just one of the many drops of crazy Courtney Love put in her never-ending Happy Birthday Tweet to her 18-year-old daughter Frances Bean. It's times like this that I really wish Rosetta Stone put out a Courtney Love edition, because you could make out more legible words in a bowl of barfed up alphabet soup. Courtney somehow managed to top herself.
A little back story before you begin the HARDEST JOURNEY OF YOUR LIFE! Courtney lost custody of Frances Bean last year, because she's fucking crazy. Frances got a restraining order against Courtney and went off to live with Kurt Cobain's mother and sister. Courtney has always accused Kurt's mother and sister of trying to get their hands on Frances' money. Or is it that Courtney accused the elves in the woods of trying to get their hands on Frances' money? I don't even know with Courtney anymore.
In this morning's mess-a-thon, Courtney accuses Frances Bean of trying to ruin her life before begging her to run away from her guardians now that she's 18. Courtney also accuses Frances' dog of being a shady bitch! Courtney's entire cyber meltdown is after the jump. It's 2 parts sadness, 3 parts crackery and a million parts BAT SHIT INSANE. You might want to keep a bowl of ice water close by for you to dunk your face in afterwards. JUMP!!!!
that therapist told me you said you "were never talkiung to me ever again" i was hapless, i dont understand anything that amoral cunt tellsu
about 7 hours ago via webjust go the page i love you chuck, happy 18th i got you something so bloody awesome, finally. i love you hard day for me
about 7 hours ago via weband you do know its not exactly a turn on to anyones kids what youve done and its all so fucking UN necseasssry i just assumed no kin ofmine
about 7 hours ago via webno kin of mine or of kurts who despised yoru grandmother, ( ask charles cross) with a vengeance would go "where the money is" shocked
about 7 hours ago via webbeyond the obviopus heartache why are you trying to desperatly to ruin my life and reputation? what is it did you decide to be linda?
about 7 hours ago via webwell i long for your kiss and your sweet head smell i long for you i ache for you, i die for you every day my heart breaks for you, sowrong
about 7 hours ago via weband youve taken away all motivation to do anything i couldnt give a fuck i go where im told go thru the motions why? i warned you theyd come
about 7 hours ago via webwas that thearpist right? why do u want to ruin my personal life? they dont theres billions int his you were manipulated but why sellmeout?
about 7 hours ago via webyouve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age.
about 7 hours ago via webfor gods sake now that your of age run like hell they have to give you by law 30k a mionth no matter what not 15k seen your legal bills ?
about 7 hours ago via webi ahve this palaver has cost youy my dear over 4 million in legal bills. and none of it wa snecessary, demand not just wylldes butt eState
about 7 hours ago via webthat carzy bitch wont leave until shes cleaned you out, and btw vanity fair is doing an expoise on ms wylde, should be fun, nocommentfrmme
about 7 hours ago via webwhy would you leave me and my life in tatters like this and get angrier and angrier to justify it, i feel you missing me and i miss you too
about 7 hours ago via webjust come home,. it took a year but i got the sickest townhouse in the village, theres 4 floors, just come home, i pray to god snap out ofit
about 7 hours ago via webi love you little bean, but please stop this madness over so much more money than your little self can comprehend its taken years but
about 7 hours ago via webits finally in the right hands things happen for a reason, but you tore me apart from a great love and i dont know why you would do that .
about 7 hours ago via webi could never do anything to frances that involved her personal public humilation like utah, or certain items that r private & wld ruiinher
about 7 hours ago via webso how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i rasised you well and im
about 7 hours ago via webso sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to fuck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero, its impossible for me to
about 7 hours ago via webhave taken anything from you, that 03/05 shit was @edwardnorton s cpa selvaggi and laird, diverting 2.7 m from "yr trust" andsending to self
about 7 hours ago via webi havethe wire, but io poaid double down ion 2 795k amex cards and a forged 980kj check anbd a 495 k cash to the house etc they colluded
about 7 hours ago via webyoullfind this out, i wish i knew what shit they had told you i dont think yhou understand anything thats at stake you should hate them.
about 7 hours ago via webinstead they hold out a litttle carrot yourso desperate that u cant let me fight for you & you sell out 4 nothing? christ yr better thanthis
about 7 hours ago via webi love you no matter what i just dont understand why youd write me such a letter and then de;lberately and knowingly rob me of any joy. why?
about 7 hours ago via webyour finally grown tell me why? gop tpo the page & tell me the hell why i deserve to kno if that psych is telling the truth & what they say
about 7 hours ago via webi love you but your 18 now do NOT allow any guardianship to continue whatsoever! theyll lie to you tell you it "has" to,. no it doesnt!
about 7 hours ago via webno lawyers free yourself now theyve built a tower of terror in the REAL word fbc if you dont want to talk to me? we wont talk, stoppaying$
about 7 hours ago via webNO LAWYERS!I LOVE YOU@!
about 7 hours ago via webi am, helpless to know what bullshit they say to her theuuy have one agenda to get away with it and theyve kidnapped my child,. 15k please
about 7 hours ago via webshe a little baby & sheltered to SOME degree, phony cop raids, seeing her mother cuffed for no reason other than i found out and theyGRABHER
about 7 hours ago via webat her most vulnerable and feed her uttter bullshit based ona FORGED forensically proven to be FORGED operating agreement, so well have fun
about 7 hours ago via webwith that that kid s=mustr ee somne accountability or shes going to believe thier insanity narcissism and lies, one human loves her truly ME
about 7 hours ago via weband im sure her dog., everyone else has a fucking agenda , that chantel if i see her shes a goner thats for dammed sure. grosspig≥poisonkids
about 7 hours ago via webim done, you arent dumb you know what youve done what youve sold i couldnt shelter you from them i suppose its my fault, im so sorry bean. x
about 7 hours ago via webi shouldve hooked up in some loveless marriage to a powerful hedgefund guy then youd be safe, im sorry i didnt. for your sake.i love you.
about 7 hours ago via web
And since half of your brain is already running towards the front door, you might as well let the other half go too. Here's a couple of Tweets where Courtney brags about her dick sucking skills to Dave Navarro.
@davenavarro6767 bosh! your barely tolerating me , but man i appreciate it so much, plus my bjs are fucking legendary.
about 13 hours ago via web@davenavarro6767 yeah we should just like fuck it, get married, your rich, im richer, i like travelling abroad, i dont believe in monogomy,
about 13 hours ago via web
Good fucking night.
via HuffPo


Poor kid. Her story has the makings of a Charles Dickens classic, full of shitty ass adults and children in peril.
Nothing says "I love you" like tweeting the crazy and the hate on your daughter's birthday. She's like the unibomber of moms.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:07pm.
Is there any reason to believe the rumors that Courtney had something to do with Kurt's death?
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There's plenty of reason to believe that Cobaine didn't kill himself. According to stories Kurt went on a bender one weekend, shot himself up with heroine, took the needle out, and then took a gun to his head. But according to the coroner's report Kurt had way too much heroine in his body at the time to be concious enough to take the needle out of his arm, walk across the room and then shoot himself. There was enough heroine in that one syringe to cause him to go into a coma instantly.
That and weeks before Courtney had been shopping around for someone to kill him since he was going to leave her and take Francis with him. Kurt was the one who was the bread winner(hence the reason why Courtney's always crying broke.)
There were way too many holes in story to be a simple suicide. Generally people who are going to commit suicide don't make long term plans for the future.
It's frightening how much her eyes look like Kurt's.
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She gives us Courtneys in the real world so much crazy to aspire too. I've a new goal today.
Somethin in the milk ain't clean
It will be a blue-eyed miracle if Frances Cobain does not have mental problems like both of her parents. Either her father committed suicide,or her mother conspired in his death. She has inherited a legacy of pain and I hope nothing terrible happens to her.
Would love to read an interview with Frances but doubt that will ever happen. It'd be good to see where her head is at.
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Good God. I really hope that Frances has good people around her to help her deal with that miserable cow of a mother of hers.
Leave Edward Norton out of this, Herp Whore-ah!
I told you yesterday this shit was going down.
"I have such respect for Frances. I cannot believe people accuse her of being stuck up. How do you know? If ANYONE has a reason to be like some loser Lohan, filled with self pity it would be Frances. In stead she kicked her insanse mum out of her life and got on with it.
Seriously respect her for that. I too have been born with a carazy mum like that and lost my father. Sometimes you have to accept that life won't give you a cookie baking mum and choose to get away from the poison.
I really hope Frances will be happy and successful in life. And Courtney, well I always thought she was a mess and overrated anyway."
THANK YOU. What is with all the sympathy for Courtney??? She lost custody of her child and has a restraining order against her because she is a drug addict and a HORRIBLE PARENT! And she didn't have Frances super young or anything. She's just 100% selfish. I'm sure she loves her daughter--just like 99% of other parents who abuse, neglect and abandon their children.
well, i can't tell who is in it for the money or not. CLove is downright crazy but i don't know if Kurt's mother is an upright citizen either. there's shadiness from both sides and poor Bean has got to sort this out herself. good luck on that.
Btw, she looks so much like her Dad in that pic, it's spooky.
What grade did CL manage to get to, Grade 6?
I mean holy fuck does she actually talk like this?
France$ get your money and hide. I hear that Sweden is very nice this time of year.
Crazy doesn't begin to describe Courtney Love. The poor girl is going to end up married to some shady, older guy who is after her money like both Christina and Athena Onassis.
I hope frances keeps it together and makes something with her life.
Her biological parents became famous but one died at an early age, and the other is a certifiable nutjob crackie.
We all do stupid annoying things at 16. If that is the worst thing she has done, then she is good in my book.We all go through emo phases. I went through one on her dad's music!
Fine, so I guess I meant something else.
She rubbed me wrong a few years ago when she decided to throw a "suicide" party for her birthday. Bad form.
But that was a few years ago. I'd like to think she might've grown up a little bit since then and transcended her emo phase.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Reading Courtney's actual Twitter *rubs eyes* is even worse as she retweets morons who actually say stuff like: you are such a great mother.
What the net has shown us, is that there are really quite a few morons in the world. Who the fuck thinks C Love is a good mum?
Some say: I feel a true mother's pain.
I think what you are seeing is a true opportunist crying over the fact that FB now owns 40% of the Nirvana back catalogue.
There will always be people out there that cheer on the morons it seems.
I have such respect for Frances. I cannot believe people accuse her of being stuck up. How do you know? If ANYONE has a reason to be like some loser Lohan, filled with self pity it would be Frances. In stead she kicked her insanse mum out of her life and got on with it.
Seriously respect her for that. I too have been born with a carazy mum like that and lost my father. Sometimes you have to accept that life won't give you a cookie baking mum and choose to get away from the poison.
I really hope Frances will be happy and successful in life. And Courtney, well I always thought she was a mess and overrated anyway.
Carzy bitch.
Well, I still dislike Courtney. I like Frances as much as I can like a fame-child who's sort of snobby. I have had internet conversations with the both of them and Courtney can't keep anything to herself. Frances once reprimanded me over twitter for using the word "slut".
However, I've always felt awful for the circumstances FBC has been handed in life. To have such a dreadful family situation and genetics...it's unimaginable.
And for everyone saying that Courtney threatened the dog...I believe she was referring to Chantal Claret, the singer for Morningwood and wife of Mindless Self Indulgence's vocalist. I believe that Frances was sort of a de facto foster child of theirs for a while...
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I couldn't possibly scroll through this drivel and then attempt to walk a straight line, but this is proof positive that CLove DID NOT write her own lyrics.
I couldn't read all of that, and I don't even like Frances Bean Cobain because she appears stuck up, but dayum.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
But whose face is it worse to inherit?
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and why bring ed norton into it, poor ed, he shall never live it down.
"I'm not crazy - I just don't give a fuck!"
For the love of GOD, it's "YOU'RE."
Wow, she needs serious inpatient care STAT! Poor Frances, she has a lot to overcome in her young life.
This is a simple case of poor Francis did not ask to be born. Shame on her horrible excuse for a parent.
*Frances*
Who are you calling silly cow?
Francis, stay put and get a restraining order if need be. Having not one, but two narcissistic, self-aborbed parents, what are the odds? Yes, I'm talking about this Cobain character too. I know everything about struggling with life, but once I brought a child into this world I gave up my right to off myself. Your priorities shift from yourself to that other life you created, that's the way it should work.
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Submitted by Caramel on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:07pm.
It doesn't take much imagination to say that she drove him to it at the very least.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
her desperation is so sad...but she is beyond bat shit insane...and now my head hurts, and stomach aches from her bragging about her bj skills..the vision of her giving head is pure stomach churning yuckness....
Poor kid. I feel for her.
Is there any reason to believe the rumors that Courtney had something to do with Kurt's death?
Wow this rsnt sounds very similar to my alchoholic mom-in-law's rants at my hubby. The main difference is she wrote in ALL CAPS. Eventually he couldn't take it and has cut her out of his life. At first, I wasn't in total agreement because I was raised to believe you never cut off family no matter what...but he has been so much happier and we don't have to deal with the drama.
Now she sends me messages via fb randomly trying to be all nice, but that is how the cycle works...until she gets help for her drinking we won't give in.
Tellsu sounds like a Scientology baddie. Maybe the assistant of Xenu?
This lady is batshit insane, and the lies just drip off her tweets where she implies that her daughter is being somehow greedy. Wasn't she trying to milk her child's trust fund?
I really hope that Frances Bean has a good therapist who can help her sort out her issues, because I've honestly never heard a bad word about her. It's good that she has some relatives who not only love her but can be supportive rocks for her.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I remember reading an interview with Frances a couple of years ago, and what I remember most was her saying she loved her mom, but that Kurt's mom and sister had always been the stable, calming influences in her life.
Imo, Courtney does have some sort of mental instability, but she needs to remember she needs to be a mom and get some help.
She is not the only one involved in this situation.
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:12pm.
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I don't take anything...'cept the green sugar as Breakdown calls it and that's on and off...when things are bad it's way more on than off but it fluctuates constantly.
I'm just taking a different approach. It's not that I don't get help - it's more like people don't always know what they're helping me with...I engage spiritually, I guess.
And DEFINITELY testimonials (especially yours just now) are great. I study clinicals (for lack of a better way to put that) all the time (ha! this is funny - I still have the first project I did in grade 6 or something: Mental Illness lol) becuz I want to know how it's done - I just don't want to do it like that. That's innate - I came out of the womb with a better idea (it's not always better, so that's how I know to study;p)......
But I only had one therapist I thought was any good. Reading is good - it always seems like, whenever they speak, it's something they read somewheres ha.
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I want to know more about this "family wizard" she is talking about. Is that the therapist or do they actually have a family wizard?? With her you can never be sure.
All I can say is...
Hole-e-shit.
Awww...Courtney just needs a big hug.
Y'know, whatever happened to keeping shit in the family? Good GAWD Clove, you put your crazy needy shit on your daughter on her 18th feckin birthday? SERIOUSLY??? *shoots up in mah eye so I can wrap my head around it*
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:56pm.
Took me four years of on and off therapy to be diagnosed. I was just ADD at first, and now I'm both because I make big plans and fall flat on my face. Or at least I used to. And I also used to go on talking sprees-like babbling for no damn reason and stuff...BP 2 is not as difficult-one pill and I feel better, and the med I take doesn't take away that "edge." Still cry over dogs and Republicans and men, so all is good ;).
Meds are fucked up much of the time, and it's good that you feel fine and you're refusing if you really, really feel that way. I learn more and more that the internet is saving lives by informing us through others' testimonials.
Ie-I think my thyroid med, which I had been taking since age 14, exacerbated everything I've developed since then. If you're on thyroid meds or anything that seems like a minor pill for something physical, google that stuff and really research. I also had a friend who was BPI and ended up being just epileptic! One physical thing and it took years to find it. Doctors don't tell you sooooo much.
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
Submitted by cici on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 8:50pm.
Being abandoned as a child does mess with your head - i have first hand experience with it (not me but someone close). They can be the meanest almost sadistic pr*cks around. Then they're fine. Then they're not. Then they're fine. etc etc. And it never fully stops - they are control freaks to the infinity degree - its like a pathos they have no control over (or do they?). They can also be extremely charming, nice etc. etc. But make no mistake, they are manipulators to the core.
Feel pity for them? No, that's enabling them and responding to their manipulative tactics - whenever they are held accountable, they switch to victim mode immediately. This is especially true when they are emotionally abusing their child. I could go on and on, but if this is what is going in with C. Love (and I suspect there's alot more than this), she can either get help, or be cut off. No in between. Poor, poor Francis.
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Right on *tumbler clink* drankin' to that!
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What she needs to get is it's not about her. It's about Frances Bean. It's not about how she feels or what she gets or even how Frances feels about her...to be a mother you need a little objectivity, man. This is her daughter's time to be all angsty and confused - she's totally stealing it from her with this outpouring of anguish. Doesn't she get it? Frances Bean has no mother. And no father either. That's tragic. But not for Courtney.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:56pm.
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Wow. I was going to start in the first few sentences by saying: Werd. And now I'm just in awe of how much we have in common. I haven't been diagnosed with anything but that's cuz I won't let them;p To be fair, I have seen therapists who seemed to think I was just fine. Even as I sat there talking about how fucked up I am lol.
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We didn't start the Flame War:
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What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?
~ Jeph Jacques
Glad FB is in therapy. God knows with that hot mess for a parent, she needs it. Tweeting your private shit, calling out your own daughter publicly, damn that is just messed up.
FUCK the ice-cold Heineken I was about to grab from the fridge -- this shit calls for a vodka tonic, hold the tonic.
& FUCK Courtney with a splintering wooden dildo for being a soul-sucking piece of psycho narcissist shit willing to tear her kid to shreds so she can keep feeding her habit and the black hole in her center.
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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 8:27pm.
"And for those who idolize Kurt and demonize Courtney, he freaking killed himself knowing Frances would be in the hands of this weirdo, so who was the more irresponsible parent?"
There are a substantial number of people who believe that either Courtney killed Kurt, or had him killed.
--Why would a woman with not only abandonment issues but also one who is very career-focused kill her husband? That makes no sense. Courtney believed in her band, and Hole has made more than enough money-she had no reason to kill him for financial reasons, and also considering that she never had a family and she isn't the type to be scared of the word "divorce."
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
Submitted by TwatsThat on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:52pm.
Co-sign. She's not an evil person or a gold digger, for that matter. She has her own money, and Kurt also left her a lot of money. I'm also suspicious of Kurt's family since those people sucked as much as Court's family. You can't blame this woman just because she doesn't just sit quietly and nicely like women are "supposed" to do. What, she's supposed to be mourning forever?
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In my neck of the woods, men who will do ANYONE are known as Donkey Dicks.
He-WHORE,he'WHORE.” -A.cotw, DListed
Being abandoned as a child does mess with your head - i have first hand experience with it (not me but someone close). They can be the meanest almost sadistic pr*cks around. Then they're fine. Then they're not. Then they're fine. etc etc. And it never fully stops - they are control freaks to the infinity degree - its like a pathos they have no control over (or do they?). They can also be extremely charming, nice etc. etc. But make no mistake, they are manipulators to the core.
Feel pity for them? No, that's enabling them and responding to their manipulative tactics - whenever they are held accountable, they switch to victim mode immediately. This is especially true when they are emotionally abusing their child. I could go on and on, but if this is what is going in with C. Love (and I suspect there's alot more than this), she can either get help, or be cut off. No in between. Poor, poor Francis.