The Photoshop Awards: Montana Fishburne's Ass On "As Is" Magazine
Anybody who has spent some time with Montana Fishburne's debut fuck film has already gotten a major craving for a chocolate chip walnut muffin after staring at her assne-ridden nalgas for a few seconds.
As Is Magazine admitted that they used the "SANTO DIOS" Photoshop tool on Montana's ass cheeks so the picture wouldn't look like it belongs in a world history book in the chapter titled: Famous Battle Sites. Right next to a picture of my ass cheeks!
Montana told the magazine that she's always had butt blemishes for as long she can remember, "I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."
LEOPARD BOOTY? The "D" is silent, right? This leopard did not sign off on that:
And "I'm not doing shit to him, but fucking and having my career" is really a good line. I give that to Montana. I'm going to snatch that one from her the next time someone e-mails me and asks if my therapist is proud to see me ranting like a crazy person on my blog.
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Oh honey. When you have bad skin (just like your daddy, btw) you don't do porn without body makeup. If she wasn't Lawrence Fishburne's daughter, she would only be suitable for the stroll. And how do you equate a sex tape with your boyfriend and sucking on some strange. Maybe I'm getting old, but watchin blowjobs just makes me nauseous. Bleck.
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If I have to come back here it's gonna get fuckin ugly.
Poor Das ist ein Dreck, he or she is probably heartbroken to find out that the girl in the video really is Montana Fishburne. TMZ has an article about this particular porno as well.
That video should be in the "Nastiest Porn Videos Ever Made" Hall of Fame.
Too bad the good doc drove his jeep off a cliff while twattering......
Maybe her ass is the result of Tiger Woods stomping on that shyte with his golf shoes....would that make her the 18th hole?
That's actually a misquote, there are some crucial words missing. She ACTUALLY said, "I'm not doing nothing to him. Just buttfucking my way to a career." Fishburne has to be the worst porn name ever. Even Gash McCattleRash is better than Fish...Burn. They're just two things you don't need in sex.
It looks like her ass is covered in scabby melanomas. Way grosser than even razor pimples.
edited to add: I just saw the video..why would you put oil on an ass that so desperately needs body makeup instead?
And I am not going to be able to think of this scabby-assed twit without also thinking of Assy McGee.
It's hilarious that porn whore "chippy d" thinks taking cumshots to the face is a "career". Good luck on that one, little chippy; the average film life of a porn whore is ~ 2 years...
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This should be considered child abuse. She's mentally still a child.
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:02pm.
Jesuseffinchrist since you guys are so persistent to believe every stupid hoax you see on the internet here's some stills from the actual Vivid film:
http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=77237_MontanaFishburne.avi_sn... and ff
Curly ass akne girl is not her, believe me now?
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The only thing you're correct about is the video link that is posted here is not from Vivid, but a porno she did with B. Pumper. B. Pumper says in an interview, that is listed on the same page as the porno link, that he heard she was going to do some work with Vivid. This video IS Montana Fishburne but in a B. Pumper porno.
Whether the images you listed are from Vivid, I have no idea but the tattoos (and scars) are the same, both under the left breast and on her pubic area.
Curly Ass Acne girl IS Montana Fishburne. Watch the the video and at 6:07 and you can clearly see the tattoo on her pubic area. You'll also see at 6:07 a boil that is ready to pop on her right inner thigh. The scars are the same, the only difference is that the ready to burst boil is a scar in the same exact area on the stills.
3:18 - Tattoo on under the left breast
6:07 - Pubic area Tattoo
0:01-10:00 - Bile churning, vomit inducing wreckage.
Believe us now?
Swear a few more times, it totally makes you seem hardcore.
She looks just like her dad in this picture, which is a little bit...strange, because now I can totally envision Laurence Fishburne's head superimposed on her body.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
If it's fake, someone really has it in for Chippy D. Didn't it turn out that someone hijacked her Twitter too?
If it's not fake, then may God have mercy on her soul.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:31pm.
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Jesuseffinchrist since you guys are so persistent to believe every stupid hoax you see on the internet here's some stills from the actual Vivid film:
http://img155.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=77237_MontanaFishburne.avi_sn... and ff
Curly ass akne girl is not her, believe me now?
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:20pm.
I repeat: tattoo under the left breast! Check that magazine cover and then check this clip on the linked page. Ass akne girl doesn't have one since she's not her but just some random porn chick.
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Ass Acne is indeed Montana Fishburne. Embrace the truth.
She does have the same tattoo under her left breast as shown on the magazine cover. You should review the porno again, if you can stomach it. I know I couldn't but did see the tattoo in question as did everyone else. I understand that it's hard to fathom that a 19 year old would be that worn out, but thems the facts Jack.
We should have a contest to see how long you can view the video before dry heaves set in.
I ain't clickin' that link. Hell naw.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Thu, .
She does not have curled hair but she has a tattoo over her crotch and another one under her left boob - which by the way you can see on that magazine cover. Now watch that clip again you can see ass akne girl doesn't have one.
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No, YOU watch it again cuz she DOES have it. It's one of the first things I noticed and I missed it on the magazine cover, in fact (as I was so hot to get to the link for some fucked up reason)
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A leopard booty? As in "it got tore up by one"?
(Somebody's probably already made that joke, but whatever...)
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:50pm.
If this is not her then what spots is she talking about?
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Looks like some freckles or something.
I repeat: tattoo under the left breast! Check that magazine cover and then check this clip on the linked page. Ass akne girl doesn't have one since she's not her but just some random porn chick.
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She'll regret this when Daddy Dearest disowns her and cuts her out of his will. No payola for you, missy!
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Ohwowdamn Montana!!! Arghhh, I clicked the link. She has the genital region of a 40 year old crack ho! At 19?? Really? Hope she saved a few of daddy's coins to get all of that overhauled!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:53pm.
Ugh, lol. I hate that when I see it. I hate when husbands go shopping with their wives and the wives have to try on everything for their husbands and the husbands make stupid comments and the women have to model it and act all happy. Give them the credit card and be done with it!
HAHAHA on Twitter the fake montana protected her tweets=))
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
wow, that leopard is beautiful!
(the ACTUAL leopard, that is)
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Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:53pm.
Isn't he married to Gina Torres, an actress I recognize but can't place? One of those, I've seen her somewhere before actresses? But well known enough and actually not that young...
--I dunno lol. She was some pretty younger-looking lady with curly hair and he paid for her beauty products and she exuded that great love that women with rich husbands have for them when they're out shopping.
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Submitted by sonah22 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 6:53pm.
Isn't he married to Gina Torres, an actress I recognize but can't place? One of those, I've seen her somewhere before actresses? But well known enough and actually not that young...
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 4:18pm.
Whatever you do, don't google hidradenitis suppurativa. It almost tops blue waffles.
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Ok, telling someone not to do something is like asking them to do it, pretty please, with sugar on top. Damn you! LOL. Not only did I google it but I image googled it and they spit out a bazillion of the most disgusting images I've ever seen! Why!? Is it always in the crotch? These pictures, who took these pictures of themselves?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 1:26pm.
is this really her first porn? because that chocha looks like it's seen a LOT of traffic already. Even I know that a 19yo pussy is not supposed to look like that. The way he rams into her shows she is not tight at all...on the contrary she looks quite loose down there actually.
--MK put up a link to a video by one of her friends who dated her bf once. Her bf is a pimp and has been pimping her out for a couple of years. She probably doesn't even keep most of the money from these movies. Child prostitutes are very, very brainwashed, and she obviously wasn't supervised when growing up. My guess is daddy was too busy working while mommy was too busy shopping like all the other HWood wives. I saw LFishburne with his new wife, and he seemed like a nice guy, though his wife is cute and young and happy to spend his money, it seemed. Too bad he didn't pay an ounce of attention to his kid. She might even have developmental problems from early drug use.
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Yawn - how many times must i say it again: THIS IS NOT HER!
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If this is not her then what spots is she talking about? Your the porn professional so you tell us
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Yawn - how many times must i say it again: THIS IS NOT HER!
The linked still and the 10 minute clip they linked is some random pr0n.
Why would i know? Because i happen to HAVE the original Vivid film. It's on the usenet already.
She does not have curled hair but she has a tattoo over her crotch and another one under her left boob - which by the way you can see on that magazine cover. Now watch that clip again you can see ass akne girl doesn't have one.
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Stupid is who stupid does
I was munching on an apple that was browning too quickly while reading the comments. Feel sooo sick now..
Great. Now I know whenever I get a zit on my face, I can say I look like a leopard and be all sexy and stuff. I don't know about the ass, though. A good body scrub can help out that situation.
What has been seen cannot be unseen. That was, without a doubt, THE nastiest porn I've ever witnessed. I barely got to the three minute mark when my dry heaves became so violent that I had to turn it off.
She is very worn out for someone of her age. ProActive indeed!
Whatever you do, don't google hidradenitis suppurativa. It almost tops blue waffles.
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Snideychick sez:
That was the most unsexy sex tape I've EVER seen. With the about to burst boils, scars, chunky body fluids and greasy lube it should be used as a sexual abstinence teaching tool.
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIT!!!!!!!!!!
That picture in the link actually made me dry heave. I'm not kidding.
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i kinda hate this girl.
*sigh*
i know that's wrong, but she hurt my man Larry's feelings.
bitch.
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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 3:09pm.
It's hidradenitis suppuritiva. Most people who have it hide it, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
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Except hide it. That's all I'm saying. She looks diseased down there. On camera. GROSS! What's the point of putting THAT in a movie (unless you're a fetishist)? Blech....but on a personal level; we all gots little weirdnesses we show to those with whom we're intimate and maybe even some of those things become sexy between the two over time...but people in movies should wear makeup and people who MAKE movies should adjust lighting. And active pustules should be dealt with prior to filming - blech, I can't even believe I'm typing that blech.
PS. And yeah, she's a horrible cocksucker too.
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It's hidradenitis suppuritiva. Most people who have it hide it, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. Even accutane is worthless.
"As Is (Assets): The Benefits of Booty and Brains."
Well, that says it all.
Oh, and the other stuff on the cover (I guess their competing now with "Self" and "Glamour" magazines):
"Losing Weight: What Does It Take"
"7 Suggestions for a Better Conversation"
"10 Foods for a Better Sex Life"
What's happening to her under-titty area?
I nominate this pic for a photoshop Oscar..Maybe if she really looked like that her dad wouldn't be so embarrassed
African-American hair curls naturally so it's not unusual for in-grown hairs to happen. Black males get ingrown hairs on their face all the time after shaving and there are products to prevent it from happening. The fact that this girl's stuff looks so beat, according to those who've seen it, means that she's not used to weed-whacking and maintenance. Obviously Pumper didn't bother hooking her up with other black pornstars so she could get her shit together for the debut. It doesn't happen anywhere near as often with waxing.
Sure sounds like a job for the greenskeeper. Do the curlies get ingrown on their own, or only as the result of shaving?
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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 1:46pm.
From people's description of her swamp area it sounds like she shaves instead of waxing. Since she's black the hairs are curly and they can become ingrown and infected. She probably pops the boils like someone said, because she thinks they're pimples. She needs to take her ho money and see a professional field manager.
I feel nasty for even speculating this much about the scars around her booty, but this is just ridic.
That many scars means there was obviously a smoker's convention gone WILD and the people there just stampeded out and stamped their butts ON her butt.
This trick needs some ASScara, cocoa butter, and a beatdown for allowing her ass residue to ever see the light of day!
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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I think those spots are cigarette burns. Looks like Ms. Montana has been abused by her pimp. This child is really sad. And, no I did not look at the clip, just the photograph. That was enough, thankyouverymuch.
LEOPARD BOOTY? The "D" is silent, right?
bWAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!! oh, MK! I love your crazy rantings... don't you ever change!
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From people's description of her swamp area it sounds like she shaves instead of waxing. Since she's black the hairs are curly and they can become ingrown and infected. She probably pops the boils like someone said, because she thinks they're pimples. She needs to take her ho money and see a professional field manager.