Well, At Least Her Weave Is Clean-ish
While leaving the set of Glee, where she just finished shooting a cameo in the episode devoted to her, Brit Brit gave the paparazzi a taste of her broke down busted up weave game. Oh, okay, Brit's weave doesn't totally look like it's the front-runner for the title role in a remake of Cujo, so this is a minor upgrade. But you know the ASPCA still tried to throw a net over her weave and asked the people around if they knew who its owner was.
Brit Brit's bald spot reminds me of the time my junior high school friend Ruby got jumped by a trio of wannabe cholitas because one of their boyfriends gave her a hickey on her face cheek (it was a slut badge of honor back then). When they were done with Ruby, she had a battle wound in the form of a chunk of missing hair on top of her head. Those stupid bitches straight-up ripped out a handful of Ruby's freshly dyed burgundy hair! For weeks, Ruby covered her "Bitch Got Beat" spot by wearing a high bun with two strands of hair trickling down her face (aka chola quinceañera hair). Nobody seemed to notice though, because they were too busy making fun of Ruby's hickey by saying that it looked like she tried to give head to a curling iron and failed.
So Brit Brit could easily save her weave game by wearing a high bun and giving herself a cheek hickey with a wet vac. Get on it, Brit!
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WHY WON'T HER HAIR GROWN BACK ANY FASTER?! sorry for all caps.. BUT WHEN DID SHE SHAVE IT ALL OFF AGAIN?<
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Whoopdy. Here's Shitters actually holding one of her spawn. When was the last time THAT happened? Only when there's a camera around I'm sure. She looks utterly soulless, without the capacity to feel anything judging by the look in her dead fish eyes. Hope it was worth it dumb bitch. Shaking your 17 year old booty and here you are, half a lifetime later looking like HAYYYYLLE.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:07pm.
Hollywood kids, not just the Spears kids, are always being carried. Katie carries Suri quite a bit. Gwen Stefani carries her kids, so it's not just Shitters who is guilty of it.
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I've always assumed that when photographers are around, the parents pick the kids up for safety and speed.
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Uhm ... since she is legally and officially too stupid to function (standing conservatorship) and you shouldn't make fun of a disabled person ... i got nothing to say.
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I think it's actually WEAVE TRACKS, which is a) insane and b) super SOOPER dollar store.. I mean they can chuck those in for like 40$... curious as to thy she is going that route when there are multiple extension brands that will last for about 6 months and they look a whole lot better than that (like still totally extensioney/plastic barbie hair -- like Wonky's).
Its really bizarre. so that's why she's probably not washing it that much.. typically the braid that they put in to attach the track (suuuch an old and cheap way of doing extensions) they braid it in with jumbo braid and sew the track right onto it... when she washes her hair the conditioner will make the tracks slip, which is why she probably can't wash it that much... but it's really, really bad for the new hair coming in (which i imagine they bleached the shit out of anyway).
I think she should kinda reinvent with some kind of 1940's image, then they could just plaster her up with fingerwaves (fingerWIGS, maybe?) and pan-cake and she could go all corset-mania. At least that would work the hips/titties factor rather than looking all mischa barton gone awry..
it's sad.. I LOVE BRITNEY! LEAVE HER ALONE!!
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I really think this is going beyond just her being a hillbilly from the Louisiana backwoods. As ppl have said before, neglecting personal hygiene is one of the big warning signs of mental illness. She looks a little better than before, but clearly she's off her meds or something.
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Shitney got thyroid problems, her eyebrownz are thinning out so I bet her hair is falling out too. Weaves r gonna make it worse. I bet the Glee people are thrilled to have to comb that ratsnest out!
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i have no idea how people do that...wearing those things in your hair must be a pain in the ass. no wonder she doesn't like to wash her hair (apparently).
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Would LOVE to see Brit without the extensions already. How can people stand wearing those things all the time??
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 2:11pm.
if it's true it's gross as hell. taking care of oneself is pure pleasure. with her money one could do so much to lookand feel better. i think i'd spend entire days at the spa getting nice body and face treatments.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
the tags.
shit you find at the dollar store
what a fucking lady.
LMFAO.
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Britney's sweet. She reminds me of a My Little Pony doll I once had. I think its the wide spaced eyes, matted tail and strong legs :)
Whatever they did to Britney must of been some bad bad shit.....
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Britney Spears Dirty Habits: Boyfriend Jason Trawick Disgusted – A source anonymously spilled some dirt of the relationship between Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick…specifically, about her own personal dirty habits.
Apparently, Britney is a bit of a gross customer, refusing to wash her hair until it is past smelling “sour”, and wearing clothes over and over again without washing them, even if they have began to get smelly themselves.
This has always been her way, a source close to her says, and she was the same when she was married to equally greasy backup dancer turned professional daddy Kevin Federline, who looks like he is one missed shower away from growing moss on that ratty strip of chin hair he calls a goatee.
There have also been rumors in the past about her hygiene, such as a story a few years ago where a passenger on a flight with her claimed the ‘Womanizer’ singer popped off her shoes on the plane and the smell was so awful that a flight attendant had to order her to put them back on. The source said that some people actually felt ill.
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Exactly.
Britney is a scene from Idiocracy. A mentally challenged, fat, ugly, pimply, slob of a hillbilly with an awful voice, receding hairline, bad weave, zero personal hygiene, poor parenting skills, and laughable lip syncing abilities is the breakout star (no pun intended) of a generation.
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Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:36am.
There's no denying it. This untalented half-wit can go into a studio and warble out some computer enhanced crap and people just buy it up. She goes out and shakes her fat ass around and lip-synchs and people just can't get enough of it and pay hundreds and thousands to see it. There's just no accounting for taste.
Why can she never have a decent looking head of hair fake or real?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by seejaneclick on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:57am.
1)St Angie said that she's carries Zahara around because Z's foot is slightly deformed.
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Is Shiloh's foot deformed too?
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The only pics I could find of St. Angie carrying Shiloh are a few years old, when Shiloh was old enough to be carried. IDK.
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Not that it's a big deal but both Stupitt and Holie were carrying Shiloh around Venice and that was a few months ago. They always carry her and Zahara, and a deformed foot doesn't make Zahara a cripple. She walks fine when she is allowed to.
Anyway, you have your take and I have mine.
Hollywood kids, not just the Spears kids, are always being carried. Katie carries Suri quite a bit. Gwen Stefani carries her kids, so it's not just Shitters who is guilty of it.
We all know her hair should be hella lot longer than that crap in the back...which leads me to believe there was probably an episode at some point where she went even more batshit crazy and grabbed the scissors and chopped on her hair. Then then had to rush her to the weavist to fix that shit quick.
I can totally see her flipping out like that. *nods*
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I'm past digging on Brit Brit. I actually have pity for her now, and want to see her out of the lime light resting comfortably somewhere. She obviously isn't just "country" or "hillbilly." I am from freaking Alabama, and most of us don't even do her skanky, broke down shit. She's just mainly nuts.
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I want to know when her arms got so fleshy. eek.
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Her hair should be down to her ass by now, what does she do eat it?
She really seems to be fighting the heffer in her..and slowly losing I might add.
This hillbilly hellion should be shot and put out to pasture.
I have NEVER understood why people line up in droves to buy her AudioTuned vocal fuckery, splash out good money to see her hurl her busted weave around as her background dancers do all the work, or feel pity for her cuz she went batshit ignunt.
I'm still waiting for her new hit single...
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she has fucked with her hair since it started growing back. She DOES NOT HAVE ANY REAL HAIR.
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is this bloated bitch's natural hair ever going to grow back?
There's no denying it. This untalented half-wit can go into a studio and warble out some computer enhanced crap and people just buy it up. She goes out and shakes her fat ass around and lip-synchs and people just can't get enough of it and pay hundreds and thousands to see it. There's just no accounting for taste.
Those tree trunk legs, the busted weave...fucking hillbilly.
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those legs.
I hate that she wears her shorts so short the pockets hang out. So fucking hillbilly trashy.
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Lawd, those look like some twenty year old busted up shoes from Express.
Wouldn't you just be in heaven with all of the clothes designers would be sending to you if you were a major celeb?
Maybe they don't send them to her unbathed ass because they know she'll make their clothes look like 100% pure trash. Then again, maybe they do, but she certainly isn't wearing them.
I wish old people would wash their hair daily. They stink at the supermarket. #vomit
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:35am.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:28am.
I agree, or some other severe mental illness. The fact that she's still under conservatorship says a lot. I feel kinda sorry for her - she still has to get out there and perform and shit, cause girl don't know how to do anything else and Daddy says she's gotta make the money.
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Yeah, like, din't we abolish the "freak show" years and years ago cuz it's exploitative? ?!?
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:54am.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:44am.
Yo, Britney! You know those straps on your bra? Well they are ADJUSTABLE. My dog is smarter than you and he would totally love if he had opposable thumbs like you.
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That's so funny. I totally noticed that. My kid JUST started wearing a bra and barely needs it and I've already showed her how to adjust it AND we've already done the whole: "You gotta watch cuz they'll get all twisty in the back if you're not careful, and you can see them with a tank top so make 'em look nice at least"...and my little girl is able to keep her shit together WAY better than that already LOL!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:03am.
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Wiki has many entries (ooh er) for that. Do you mean the jerky thing?
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:28am.
I agree, or some other severe mental illness. The fact that she's still under conservatorship says a lot. I feel kinda sorry for her - she still has to get out there and perform and shit, cause girl don't know how to do anything else and Daddy says she's gotta make the money. Sometimes she looks like she wants to quit that bitch and just go to the country and sit in her rocking chair with curlers in her weave, but she can't.
Damn.
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Her kids are gorgeous. I think she has manic depression. Sad. She is not the same girl she was.
Islandgirl is trying to give me seizures with her avie and Shitters is making me wanna quit this bitch and sit in a tub of bleach all day.
suckandfuck on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:54am.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:09am.
Submitted by seejaneclick on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:57am.
1)St Angie said that she's carries Zahara around because Z's foot is slightly deformed.
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Is Shiloh's foot deformed too?
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The only pics I could find of St. Angie carrying Shiloh are a few years old, when Shiloh was old enough to be carried. IDK.
cutest little boys ever. Something's off with britney...her body/face is puffy, bloated looking. Girlfriend needs some good natural health help..might help her moods/mental symptoms too
I'm only hoping and praying that bitch here and her weave will be performing at next year's Gathering of the Juggalos!
You know Brit-Brit would be the shit!!!
Submitted by seejaneclick on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 9:57am.
1)St Angie said that she's carries Zahara around because Z's foot is slightly deformed.
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Is Shiloh's foot deformed too?
britney needs to stop fucking with her hair, just leave it alone and lose the damn fugly extensions already! her boys are too cute for words!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Why can't she grow some real hair? What the hell is wrong with her?
Ham hocks.
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