Wednesday, August 18th 2010
I Blame Maddox
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No, Iggy Pop is not modeling for Chico's now (This is the opposite of a "Chico's kind of day"). This is an unretouched outtake from one of Jennifer Aniston's Harper's Bazaar spreads courtesy of ONTD. Damn! Damn! Damn!
Jennifer is looking like a homeless junkie who has crawled through the hot sand from her spot under the bridge to beg you for a bag of the wrong shit and a broken light bulb to smoke it out of. Just empty your pockets and give her anything she wants!
That being said, this should've been the cover. Click over to ONTD to see more where this came from.
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There should be an 'L' in front on the letters on that ad.
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Submitted by Goldshift on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:11am.
Excuse me, but I'm Greek and I found that whole post to be really fucking rude.
On another note, I don't look like Jennifer Aniston. In fact, I hardly even look Greek for that matter. People actually think I'm Nordic. I have very pale skin and naturally light hair.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Submitted by DeeleyM on Fri, 08/20/2010 - 4:45am.
Yes, we get it. So far you've posted twice in one night about how ugly you think she is yet you accuse her of being vain. Way to project your vices onto another person.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
God, she's ugly.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:38am.
Who knew Beatrice Stella Tanner had such distaste for seafood?
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1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
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I would still bang her until she was retarded...
Harsh, but not many who are lucky enough to live to grow older end up keeping their good looks without lots of work. It's the nature of the beast.
I'm glad to see this. Maybe we should see what all of the celebrities really look like. Perhaps then young girls wouldn't feel the need to live up to some impossible standard.
I thought it was SJP, but then I realized Parker is still a better actress than her. Poor Aniston for still being a delusional hag.
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Parents like White Oprah and Billy Ray should move to Canada where abortion is legal and Plan B is over the counter.
why is it that Greek men look like John Stamos (not all of course) and Greek women look like this? she's not ugly but damn, I felt so sorry for her when that asshole Brad Pitt left her for Angie. I love Jen and I hate it when MK always makes her seem like some old spinster cat-lady. I guess it doesn't help that she keeps making these horrible career choices (John Mayer anyone?) either.
The good news is that no matter how much money you have, the obvious tell tale signs of aging still can't be avoided. Photoshop and cosmetic procedures can temporarily correct, but never make someone 21 again. The forehead furrows and smile parentheses are pronounced. Smoking is evil. I'd like to see the worst picture ever of Angelina put next to this one of Jennifer. A who's fuglier contest. As for the sweater - a good, white cable knit sweater is nearly impossible to find. Try J.Jill or Lands End online. Srsly.
Oh for fuck's sake TeriAnn, lighten up. At the end of the day, who gives a shit about either one of them?
Jennifer A. must be related to Iggy Pop. Does anyone have a side by side picture?
Well, she's got a lovely body and she's never claimed to be a great beauty - or even a pretty girl. OTHER people have always tried to promote her as some hot thing but that's not necessarily her fault.
The wrinkles are the least of her fug issues. Even if she had smooth skin, she has ridiculous hair that always looks fake and unhealthy. Her nose, in spite of multiple rhinoplasties, is hideous. Her face shape is unfortunate and her eyes are way too close together.
But, you know, she's insanely rich and seems like she has a great life and doesn't take herself too seriously so I have no major issues with her. Ugly girls who manage to make millions upon millions of dollars in hollywood - which usually only favours beauties - should be applauded.
Aniston promoted her perfume on Chelsea yesterday and I started cracking up thinking about the DListed contest for naming her perfume.
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I don't believe it, but I do hear Angelina cackling all the way from France.
Slits, the real trick is how to hide your arm so it looks like you have someone in your life willing to take your picture, too. Um... so I've heard.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I don't get the issue. How else would a almost ano and smoker look without make up and photoshop?
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UGH So FUG made me puke, at least i lost 10 pounds from the vomit
Newsflash, this is what normal non-photoshopped people look like. I think she looks adorable.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 8:01am.
I love when celebrities look like normal people. In this case, she looks like a woman on Facebook who takes 25 pictures of herself trying to look all MILFy and only one of them is a keeper.
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I've taken over a 100 and I still don't look MILFy and have given up hope that I will.
She was on Chelsea Handler last night and Good Morning America this morning. She looked great - her body is killer.
I don't go see her movies, but I see no reason to hate her.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 7:39am.
"Friends is the fucking worst though. Piece of shit trash show with some of the ugliest men in TV history."
LOL, yes! Thank you.
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She's a heavy smoker so it's amazing she looks this good. All the 40 something y/o smokers at my company look MUCH harder than this. Then again that's what you get for being stupid enough to smoke. Well, that and cancer.
she looks good those are bad pictures
I WANT HER SWEATER
who knows what is it?
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Submitted by moriah on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 8:41am.
Seriously, you people are obsessed with this woman.
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*cue Tropic Thunder response*
What do YOU mean "you people"?
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
She probably looks fine without makeup. Those staged photoshoots of celebs sans fards usually turn out OK; the candid ones are awful, but the paps probably make a point to shoot them as they just rolled out of bed to bring out the trash bins. These photos, however, are horribly unflattering, with the exception of the first one...that one actually looks pretty good.
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Submitted by moriah on Thu, 08/19/2010 - 8:41am.
Seriously, you people are obsessed with this woman. Move on to something else please, thanks. Oh and guess what?? Everyone looks like shit, big fucking deal.
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You're on the wrong site with your random ass accusations. Most of the dlist folks I've come across are pretty much the exact opposite of someone who would be obsessed with Jennifer Aniston.
Seriously, you people are obsessed with this woman. Move on to something else please, thanks. Oh and guess what?? Everyone looks like shit, big fucking deal.
If she was all done up and still looked that way I would say ugh, but at 40 without make up, not bad at all. She can pull if off.
Looks like they started snappin' before she got into hair and make up. With that being said, she still doesnt look atrocious by any means. She looks like she has a bad case of bed head. Oh well. We've seen how she cleans up, plus she still looks great under that sweater!
The woman is over 40, tans, smokes two packs a day and is severely underweight. Without computers, heavy make-up or airbrushing, this is the best she's ever gonna look now.
She is exceptionally average with a nice body. She'd have to land someone like Matt Damon to re-establish herself as a big deal. Meanwhile, she'll just go on making screwball comedies and laugh all the way to the bank.
the pictures didn't lie at her perfume thingy in London. she looked great there. she's not a great beauty, but everyone's entitled to take some bad pics every once in a while.
I love when celebrities look like normal people. In this case, she looks like a woman on Facebook who takes 25 pictures of herself trying to look all MILFy and only one of them is a keeper.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
She is an average looking woman, especially without make-up. That is especially why I do not understand her nose job.
Her body is great.
She has a personal chef, nutritionist, yoga instructor, and personal trainer, Plus she has no problem restricting calories to attain her looks. Yawn. I am really impressed.
That crimped hair is not doing SHIT for Jen. Total vagrant vibes. I like her nose post-surgery, it's cute. She just has an unfortunate face shape. Her features aren't that bad. She's someone I want to hate but can't really care enough to. Friends is the fucking worst though. Piece of shit trash show with some of the ugliest men in TV history.
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She looks like someone who spent too much time in the sun when she was younger and exercises too much now that she's older. People probably wouldn't be slagging these pics off so much if she hadn't made a grand show for the last several years of how she had lucked out in the gene pool and ended up looking eternally 25. I will say that she has really nice eyes that stand out even without photoshopping. She really needs to stop doing that variation of the same hairstyle thing.
She never was too pretty in the face but she has herself a wicked body. 40 years old with the body of a 25 year old, that's what I like about her.
I never thought she was pretty. She has weird face (like a chipmunk), but great body and decent hair. That being said, for what she looks like, I don't think the picture is so bad. It looks like it was just not the most falttering shot. I mean we see her on the red carpet live and stuff and she usually looks better than this and they don't retouch that stuff...right?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 08/18/2010 - 10:10pm.
ahahahahahaha!!! OMG...thank you for that laugh!
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Like my pal always said about JA when Friends first came out years ago, to figure whether a woman is really pretty (meaning not in a fake way), all you have to do is imagine her without any hair, to see what her face really looks like.
Aniston without her hairstyle + blonde highlights is not pretty, her face basically looks like an upside down pear.
But I admit she's cute and seems to have a nice personality.
@ Ophelias evil twin-
thanks(:
he really is a sweetheart- completely opposite from his oldest bro!
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looks like ke$ha on a good day...
That's a Man, baby!
LOL. OMG. She does look like Iggy Pop in the face...
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on topic: I chalk it up to bad lighting. She's looking not too bad these days.
I like the sweater. Okay , I said something nice.
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