Gorilla Head Celebrates Bankruptcy With A Shopping Spree
Not long after Teresa Giudice and Juicy Delicious of The Real Housewives of NJ filed for bankruptcy, they spent $60,000 on a ton of gaudy ass home furnishings. Furnishings that probably look like they were violently barfed up by a Bombay Company Outlet after it drank a whole bottle of the Olive Garden's "signature house wine."
Page Six got a hold of the court documents which show that the judge in their bankruptcy case threw a side-eye at them for spending $8,000 on curtains and almost $45,000 on other home crap just days after they declared they are broke. The judge stated, "These were not Ikea-purchased furniture items. These were from high-end design stores."
The same judge also refused to stop the auction of all of Teresa and Juicy Delicious' personal shit, but he did postpone it until October 3rd. Teresa and Juicy Delicious refused to comment when they came jumping out of the court house while banging on their chests.
All those tacky home furnishing will look beautiful in Juicy Delicious' cage after the IRS drags him away. But if the prison warden doesn't allow a 14kg knight's armor in his cell, I'm sure it will look gorgeous in the studio above the pizza place Teresa will have to move into.
Prostitution Whore-ah was also unavailable for comment, because she's too busy considering all the "incredible options" (example: Showing her love, light and square tits in the half-time show of a dog fight in Newark) presented to her following the rumor that she's been fired from RHONJ.


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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
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I wish Bravo would cancel Jersey. I don't usually care about idiots on reality tv but this series offends me to no end. Eerytime I see them screeching I want to throw my tv out of the window (and that's just the commercials). These trashy, vacant, useless, high school bitch, harpies should be ridiculed, not lauded for being wastes of space. They shouldn't be making $30,000 an episode for being vile human beings (and that includes that nasty fat faced Jaqueline). Proof that there isn't any justice in the world. No matter how much of a piece of shit, nasty cunt you are there are still idiots out there to praise you and give you their hard earned money. What an embarassment to soceity.
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JESUS CHRIST! That is one butt ugly beast! Where is her forehead?!
This is just a little taste of the TACKINESS I have to deal with when I go to parties that some people in my family host! Check out the dresses @ 1:20 and 2:00!!
Oh and maybe you'll want to lower the volume so as not to offend your ears! I know I did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeRZh_NXEI
Tired of watching the shallowness that is this bitch! It's all about shopping and designer labels. Watched the show a few times and that's all she seems to give a shit about. While her husband is complaining about an expensive breakfast and hotel rooms in Italy ... this twat is looking for Chanel !!! WTF? It's like she is oblivious to the fact that they are broke. Can't stand her voice, the kids are just downright spoiled and cranky, and the husband ... needs to curb his language on television in front of his children. What a hot head!
So I finally saw a couple episodes of Jersey Housewives and I came to the EMBARRASSING REALIZATION that a lot of my family has got forehead lady's same taste in fashion esp concerning little girls' clothing. Giant bows on head, big pouffy dresses, etc that they wear for just about any birthday party. Oh, and the ones who have money often have furniture like she does except the couches/chairs are covered in PLASTIC.
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I find Queen Kong intensely unlikable. Tacky, greedy, snobby, selfish, thieving piece of Joisey trash. And her husband! Every time he opens his mouth, he lies. He lied about his finances. He lied about his DUI. He is the very definition of a big dope. And her kids! They throw tantrums and slap and kick each other! Nice parenting. This beast's entire existence is an epic fail.
I'd hold out some hope this slag would read these comments and get a wake up call, but we all know she has no taste.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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"It's sad that this family's servants (I'm assuming they have hired help) probably get looked-down upon and put up with so much crap from this family, yet the gardener or maid probably has more honest money in their bank account and is more financially solvent than these losers."
No actually her parents supposedly live with her and she treats them like slaves!!
Just saw the christening episode last night. What a tacky-ass gown they had that baby in. Where did they even buy something so horrible? It probably cost more than my wedding gown!
I am italian and from NJ originally. These people are a disgrace to us. I know lots of bitches like this, but thank God no one I'm related to!
Yeah well the disgraced CEO of Tyco spent $15,000 on a dog umbrella stand and $6000 on a shower curtain. and used company funds to do it! Betcha can't beat that, Joey G!
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It's sad that this family's servants (I'm assuming they have hired help) probably get looked-down upon and put up with so much crap from this family, yet the gardener or maid probably has more honest money in their bank account and is more financially solvent than these losers.
I'll bet if some random person had only $1,000 in the bank right now, they already have more money than this Teresa skank who just lives off borrowed cash that she has absolutely no intention of ever repaying. She probably thinks the poor salesgirl who waits on her and makes a few dollars above minimum wage should consider it an honor to be verbally abused by her.
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I have no sympathy for Teresa and Joe, but I do feel sorry for those misguided, spoiled, children. They never asked to be born.
Joe is always elusive and not even nice to Teresa. He always looks like he wants to be somewhere else. Wow, what a marriage! I have to get me an uneducated, rude, uninterested, vulgar, midget like that!
Carpe Diem -- totally agree with you. If I had a dollar for every Teresa time has said she's nice & classy, I'd have a nice little bank account going on. Even in the intro to the show, she says people are jealous of Jersey girls. Bitch, puh-lease.
I can't stand this hideous bitch. I admit I do watch the show and all of the women on there lack class, intelligence, and common sense. I hate Teresa the most because the skank is always like "I am nice & classy" XD Yeahhh.
I think that headline is a real insult ... to gorillas.
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Scallywagy -- love it, "Vito's Lobster House"!!!
After the first $8 million debt there is no way in hell you’re ever going to pay back that stuff, so what’s an extra $60 000 on champagne, a couple of curtains and an all you can eat at Vito’s Lobster house down the road?
Heck I’m even thinking of blowing this months rent on a pair of used Pee Wee Herman socks with sex stains on it that I came across whilst whiling away down the street last night…
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/bankrupt-nj-housewife-teresa-gui...
instead of throwing money on tacky ass fug shit...she should invest in a series of electrolysis treatments to see if they can actually create forehead for her..I don't think laser can tackle that mess.
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Gay Carrington -- that is too funny, but you know what? It doesn't help her looks at all; she's just as ugly!
GrlBhvingBdly -- I used to work at a law firm, too. I really hope they dismiss their bankruptcy AND throw their asses in jail for mortgage fraud.
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But your avie still scares me.
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Submitted by Dolly_D on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 12:02pm.
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From what I've read, all of the Jersey wives have some sort of debt problem. It all a facade.
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I've stumbled upon the show a few times, and I could never get the "What do these whores (or their whore husbands) DO for a living?" question out of my head. The one family owns a restaurant, but I don't see how even that affords them the house they have.
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I work at a bankruptcy law firm (at work now, just on break -- no side eyes).
I see "case-dismissed" written all over this shit. The laws here in Florida were amended to not help assholes like these from taking advantage of bankruptcy. It pisses me off when people don't learn a lesson about finances after they've sought an attorney. These people don't deserve shit.
Teresa, go to Le Chateau and tell your groomer to shave out a forehead.
Use this picture as a guide.
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About bankruptcy, I totally agree with all of you. It's great that it exists, and is a godsend for people who actually need to use it and get a new start. But when I hear about people like these self-entitled cunts abusing the system, I get boiling mad. I hope Gorilla Head & Juicy Delicious see jail time for all of this. The fact that they lied about their finances on their mortgage papers may set them up for doing time. Their parents can watch their gnome-like, bratty children.
Why aren't these people in jail? They are a prime example why we are all swirling in a big debt-filled toilet. They need to be in jail along with Bernie Madoff.
From what I've read, all of the Jersey wives have some sort of debt problem. It all a facade.
I'm with Tired on this -- one and done when it comes to bankruptcy. The only exceptions should be for medical bankruptcies, where the bills far surpass the insurance. And that medical cost shit needs to stop, but that's another topic.
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Submitted by warpdrive on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 11:50am.
This is actually fraud and is illegal. Not sure why the courts didn't catch this, but you can't max out your cards and then file for Bankruptcy a week later. System just doesn't work like that.
Also, 80% of Bankruptcies are files by people who have medical bills they can't pay for, and the majority of those people actually have health insurance, it just won't pay for their bills.
Just saying, since Bankruptcy can be legitimate and a life saver for some. It's not meant for people like Two head and Delicious.
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@warpdrive: I agree. Never could understand how that individual got away with what he did, but it did happen. The system has a lot of loopholes in it if you have a good lawyer, evidently. It's a shame that people like Teresa and Juicy D. can work a system that's often the only way financially strapped honest people can make a new start.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
WhiskeyTango -- yeah, I get sick to my stomach when I hear about her fabulous sex life with Juicy Delicious. I remember her saying they do it at least four times a day. I don't even want to have the mental image in my head of those two fucking -- how gross is that?
That story I read about Juicy Delicious cheating with another woman, it said that the young woman he was with was a "Teresa look-alike." I wonder if this other woman has a similar forehead or lack thereof.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 08/17/2010 - 11:10am.
I used to have a friend who filed for bankruptcy. In the week before the petition was filed, he maxed out all his credit cards on things like a man's diamond tennis bracelet, etc., then paid his attorney fee and walked off without a debt in the world. In less than two years he had a wallet full of credit cards again. How people do this really infuriates me, since I doggedly paid off every debt I ever had, every last cent. Don't you love having your credit costs spiral out of control because you're helping to balance out shitheads like these Real Housewives who won't pay? Unbelievable.
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This is actually fraud and is illegal. Not sure why the courts didn't catch this, but you can't max out your cards and then file for Bankruptcy a week later. System just doesn't work like that.
Also, 80% of Bankruptcies are files by people who have medical bills they can't pay for, and the majority of those people actually have health insurance, it just won't pay for their bills.
Just saying, since Bankruptcy can be legitimate and a life saver for some. It's not meant for people like Two head and Delicious.
Geesh, that thing is even uglier than the Winehouse creature.
That is literally the lowest forehead I have seen on the head of anything but a chimp.
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But...but...Teresa ASSURED us that she and Joe have a vibrant sex life! pretty much every chance she gets she goes into way too much detail about Joe's...er...well, never mind. I shudder just thinking about it. Ugh they all suck! I miss my OC homegirls :(
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
WhiskeyTango -- oh, yeah, Joe, a/k/a "Juicy Delicious," is totally at the end of his rope. Did you hear that he was seen at some sushi restaurant in NJ with ANOTHER WOMAN??? What's up with that? And you're right about those kids -- they are intolerable, esp. Gia & Milania. Wait until next week when you catch up with the show; they run last week's episode right before the new one (9 pm EST). Just wait until you see those custom-made outfits for the kids -- OMG!
@Twat Muffin: I missed last nights epi, unfortunately...my new house doesn't have cable set up yet (noooooo!). Joe seems like he's getting sick of his wife's out of control spending and just general annoying doucheousness, though...it seemed like he was at the end of his rope in Venice. The Giudice girls, with the exception of the youngest, are all nasty spoiled brats...with parents like that, it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that they will grow up to be intolerable teenagers and eventually, intolerable adults. Sad.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
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ya gotta love that dumb-as-dirt Joisey girl - she ain't lettin' a little bankruptcy stand in the way of her tacky ass. and really, if she's so broke, why doesn't she just fucking pimp out her "gorgeous" kiddies and let them bring in the bacon through their acting and modeling talents? honestly, I'm getting pretty sick of all these famewhores. no matter which batch of slutty "Housewives" it is, after the first season, they're all just playing to the cameras and it's no fun anymore.
Twat Muffin. That infuriates me. UGH!
WhiskeyTango -- you must have caught last week's episode. Did you see last night's new episode where 3-Head paraded her kids out at a family dinner in matching, custom-made outfits? OMG, they were so heinous, both the outfits and her ugly, gnome-like children. And each kid, 3 of whom have NO forehead, had a custom-made headpiece to match the outfit. And of course Teresa's sleazey dress was color-coordinated to match her fugly kids' outfits.
M.E. -- I knew a woman whose ex-husband filed for bankrtupcy like clockwork every seven years. In between bankruptcies he'd buy new Cadillacs, fur coats & hats, Bill Cosby sweaters and tons of gold (yeah, he was rocking the pimp look). And get this -- the guy was a parking lot attendant!
Oh my effing god. I really loathe this woman. Last episode she and her husband offloaded their bratty ass kids onto poor Caroline so she and Joe could do ho shit on the Italian cruise. She spent most of her time in Venice looking for the chanel store. Bravo's probably bankrolling it of course. Meanwhile my credit card payment was ONE DAY late, after years of never missing a payment, and they jacked up my interest rate through the roof. fml.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I used to have a friend who filed for bankruptcy. In the week before the petition was filed, he maxed out all his credit cards on things like a man's diamond tennis bracelet, etc., then paid his attorney fee and walked off without a debt in the world. In less than two years he had a wallet full of credit cards again. How people do this really infuriates me, since I doggedly paid off every debt I ever had, every last cent. Don't you love having your credit costs spiral out of control because you're helping to balance out shitheads like these Real Housewives who won't pay? Unbelievable.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
How the fuck do you spend 8 grand on freaking curtains??? I can't believe they spend so much to look so tacky.
She really needs to do something about that 3head. Her eyebrows are almost part of her hairline.
And this is why it is hard for regular folks who have actually lost their jobs and shit to file for bankruptcy. Shit is out of control. I think there should be a one time only clause in that shit. You have one time to fuck up and if you haven't learned your lesson that one time that is on your ass.
That is sooo outrageous! I hate this bitch with a passion! You would not believe how many fans this empty headed broad has and how many people say how they idolize her!SAY WHAT?????
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
She needs to lay off the high end furniture and have her forehead high-ended.
It looks like her hairline is eating her fuckin' front UP!
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boomsy - I have no fucking clue.
They haven't done it again since the economy crash, so, maybe now that credit card companies are getting harder to get credit from, they won't be able to do it.
But I do know that after you file, in order to start building credit again, you get a secured credit card. And once you start building credit with that, you can start obtaining non secure credit cards. Even with bankruptcy.
I filed 10 years ago. Two years after filing BH put me on a credit app as a joint owner for his truck and had to take me off because they said I had no credit history, it was wiped out completely.
*shrugs*
I only watch the Housewives of ATL...I did see one episode of NJ and they are so trashy and ghetto. All these bitches need to get slapped with a broom...and I mean a lot.
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@M.E.: How do they have any credit left at this point?
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