Monday, August 16th 2010
What In The Madame Hell Did Jenny McCarthy Do To Her Face?
Jenny McCarthy will slap the shit out of any vaccine you point at her child, and she needs to start doing the same thing to any needle her plastic surgeon points at her mug. At the Midsummer Night's Dream party in Las Vegas this past weekend, Jenny showed up looking like the Scream mask after getting a makeover at Glamour Shots.
If Jenny thinks she'll win Jim Carrey back if she turns herself into the female Stanley Ipkiss, somebody needs to show her a different way. Key his new girlfriend's car or crawl into his bed in the middle of the night like a normal person does! Leave the face alone!
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When will this horrid cheek implant fad go out of style? It gives people that cat-lady lion face.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Jenny just took her Jim Carrey money and went ballistic. Wow! She totally fucked up her face. I don't remember her tits being so big so perhaps she got an upgrade with her Carrey dollars.
Carrey dollars: Monies earned sucking a crazy man's peen!!
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She's a fameasexual. Bitch will lick on anything if it gets her a blurb in Star Magazine. -- Michael K.
fucked up frozen face and big ass bolt on titties. all she can do is open her mouth
ISprainedMyUvula -- I totally agree; she's always looked totally plastic to me, and not in a good way.
Scisan60 -- she has never been good looking. She's famous because (1) she flashed her pussy for Playboy, (2) shagged Jim Carrey for 5 years and got $25 million from him for doing so, and (3) started this anti-vaccine shit. She's an annoying whore, always has been, always will be.
There is nothing more ridiculous than an older woman trying to act like she is still 20 something.
This bitch always looks so salty.
cheek implants...and some botox on the forehead...
Is she tryin' to look like Jane Fonda?
OK, I retract my previous statement. Looking at this picture:
http://static.oprah.com/images/tows/200709/20070918/20070918_101_350x263...
made me believe she did indeed either get cheek implants or inject something in there.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
I was going to say no cheek implants, then I compared pics. She def had them done, esp when you look at the first thumbnail. Her wig be rockin tho.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
So... she tirades against vaccines which have been medically proven to not have the adverse effects she claims they have, yet she'll happily inject her face with a fucking paralytic toxin that doctors and scientists admit they do not yet know the long-term effects of?
This bitch.
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OMG.
Snake. down. the cleavage.
*shudders*
I don't see cheek implants here. She always had 'em. I think she lost weight and amped up the botox. She looks botox-y but not like a plastic surgery victim. She looks pretty good, if a little frozen.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
This is easy.
Hometrick lost some weight in her face, Botoxed it up, ramped up her sluttire, and voila...
Chelsea Handler's stunt double-itis!
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I don't really see drastic changes. She's gotten older, botox sure but I don't see what everyone else seems to see.
Could she be Heidi M's long lost birth mom? They both look the same to me, same surgeon, same pose, same everything!
I don't believe she's had any major plastic surgery, but she has admitted to Botox in the past. I think the change in her look is that she is MUCH thinner than I have ever seen her before. Her cheekbones were always prominent, but now her face looks gaunt, and her hips seem to have disappeared.
As for the wig and outfit, she was hosting a costume party. Is it tacky, sure, but costume parties in general are tacky. When she cleans herself up for the red carpet, she usually looks pretty damn good.
Team Jenny!
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That picture makes it look like she has epilepsy.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Why do people risk it with cheek implants? At least with boobs, you can cover them up. Its pretty hard to cover up wonky cheek bulges.
Her cleavage is so wrinkly.....erghh!
She needs one of those titty-curtains, you know, HSOTD....
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 11:02am.
Cheekbone implants are tricky things. On one hand, some people could really use some (me included). On the other, though, there's a fine chance that even the best implants will make you look like a raging chipmunk.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 11:01am.
jenny looks like donna mills...is "knots landing" making a comeback?
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I thought something similar a few days ago with the Judge Marsha/eye makeup video from DM. I thought, "ok, that's who Jenny McCarthy has always reminded me of."
Jenny McCarthy = pure class
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:55am.
I remember what people looked like before... because there's tons of photos available out there. Also, I have passable short-term memory. I didn't even need to crank out Google for Jenny, just clicked on MK's "Jenny McCarthy" tag. Yet, to be fair, Kim K always looked like a dime-story blow-up doll, so more surgery didn't really make a difference.
Ugh. Cheek implants. And she's what, like 40? She is almost unrecognizable.
FAIL FAIL FAIL.
When your looks are all you've got, it must be fucking terrifying to think of them fading.
It's simple.
You know how couples eventually start resembling each other after awhile?
She was with Jim Carrey too long.
She's lucky she didn't enfd up looking like Firemarshall Bill!
jenny looks like donna mills...is "knots landing" making a comeback?
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sit your $5 ass down before i make change...
she's ugly.
Cheek implants!!!! They are what's hot on the Hollyweird streets now.
Jada Pinkett Smith has them as well as Cindy Crawford. There's must be smaller than Jenny's because you can tell right away with her. The
other two I had to go and look at older pictures.
some definite fuckery has occurred
http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/jenny_mccarthy.jpg
prolly was referred to Vadge's guy..
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:55am.
LOL! How do you remember what people looked like? People say Kim K has had massive work done but she look the same to me. And before you say it, I am WAY too much of a sloth to google "before and after" pics.
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She crazy and gettin old! but at least she's not fat like you
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:50am.
What am I missing, people? She's got a fantastic body and no matter what she's had done to her face, she is very pretty. Where's the beef here?
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What about, she doesn't look like herself? The Jenny McCarthy I remember had a round-ish, heartshaped face. Exactly what kind of procedures did she had done to come out with a long-ish, hollow-cheeked face? I can count at least one facelift and cheek implants, but that's all.
Jeebus, she looks terrible. If you ask me, the Mothra Falkner who is telling these 40 something hollywood actresses/personalities that they have to have "work" like this to get "work" ought to be strung up, sliced up and someone ought to shove Foster Farm Imposter chicken breasts into their faces....without anesthesia.
I have no problem with her face, and her body is just fine. It's the hideous outfit that has me scratching my head.
Never has been a looker...has a Jay Leno/Cabbage Patch head.....and I forget what she was famous for except annoying the hell out of me.
Whatever she did, I think she looks pretty damn good
^^^^let me guess. You weren't looking at her face. Men are amazing that way. The face could be a trainwreck, but if the body is good and the hair is blonde, its a green light.
No.
Great. Guess she really wanted to look like Jenna Jameson.
Edited;
Regardless of how great her body looks, she is a Mom. I mean do you really have to dress like that at her age, just so everyone says : she is in great shape?
Have some damn self-respect.
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What am I missing, people? She's got a fantastic body and no matter what she's had done to her face, she is very pretty. Where's the beef here?
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Her body is bangin', but the face looks like it's been banged against a wall.
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 10:47am.
Something does look lopsided...either bad cheek implants or somebody landed a right hook.
I keep seeing White Oprah in these pix.
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No way in hell she looks the same.
Look at the cheek implants bulging off the side of her face and then compare it against this photo:
http://static.oprah.com/images/tows/200709/20070918/20070918_101_350x263...
She's just another attention whore desperate for adulation. She cannot act. She's bionic when it comes to her looks: hair is bleached or dyed, tits are implants, teeth are bonded. It's not surprising if she had botox work. Then again, who really cares about her anyway?
I blame Jack Palance for popularizing this look.
Whatever happened to all that nutty tweeting Jim Carrey was doing after they broke up?
That hair looks better on her than the over-bleached bob she had before.
She looks fine to me. She also looks like she always has.
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Looks the same to me, except she's a lot hotter sans audio.
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