Hilary Duff Is A Married Chipmunk!
22-year-old Hilary Duff got married to 29-year-old Canadian hock player Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara, CA last night. The best part of this news is that the juicy man titty in the picture above served as the ring bearer's pillow. Yes, that succulent chichi is available for all weddings and parties, so check your local yellow pages and book that nipple.
OK! Magazine reports that Hilary looked absolutely radiant in her Vera Wang gown as she rode up in a Haylie Duff-drawn carriage. Hilary and Mike promised to love each other until "irreconcilable differences" does them part in front of their friends and family.
At the reception, Hilary and Mike shared their first dance together as a slide show of their most tender moments played on a giant screen in the background. The tent was filled with a massive chorus of "AWWWWWs" when this picture from their engagement popped up on the screen:
Actually, I think that picture was the cover for their wedding invitation.
Here's a few completely crystal clear and interesting photos from their wedding taken by a pigeon who barely learned how to operate a disposable camera a few days ago. It's like we're sitting in the front row!
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Marriage is not for everyone that's the whole point for me. If you are going to make that commitment do it without a single doubt. Tomorrow I will be one month married. My in-laws have been married for 30 years, my mom got divorced when I was 5, our backgrounds are differents, our tempers but that's not what matters, we are in love that's why we made a promise and I'm gonna to stick to that promise for the rest of my life.
This girl doesn't seem like the Hollywood sterotype, when you're a "child" of divorced parents you develop trust issues that's for sure. Their union remind me a little bit to Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 08/16/2010 - 3:55am.
Yeah, that's true. She's never been that much of a drama queen, surprisingly. When I was younger (I'm the same age as she is), I thought for sure that she was going to "rebel" because she appeared *too* squeaky clean and that in itself seemed like some twisted Disney PR stunt in the making.
However, she's yet to have any kind of weird breakdown, develop an eating disorder, go all slutty, or talk a lot of trash. So more power to her, really.
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
Well she's inevitably gonna get divorced because she's a celeb and they always divorce.
But hey, she's dodged the child star disasters, avoided the tabs and has kept a pretty low profile, so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume her marriage might last longer than most pop tart marriages.
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•60 percent of marriages for couples between the ages of 20 and 25 end in divorce. — National Center for Health Statistics
•50 percent of all marriages in which the brides are 25 or older result in a failed marriage. — National Center for Health Statistics
Shandi - I'm thrilled you two are still married and mean no disrespect. It's statistically just a lot less likely for couples to remain married if they tie the knot young. And while that's true of the general population, I think it's especially tough for celebrities who marry young. Kudos to those who remain happily wed at any age!
Also, he looks like a fucking beauhunk douche and then some. You know he's going to fuck up just by looking at him.
R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I give them FIVE months!
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R.I.P Ronnie James Dio :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8GsmcWjT6c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt3gYfEGChs&feature=related
I hate when people talk about celebs like they are everyday, regular people. It is hard enough for regular folks to keep a relationship strong and going; in Hollywood, it is near impossible. There is 10X more temptation and pressure. I don't think this marriage will last and it is not b/c of her age--I don't think it will last b/c they are celebrities(he is a pro athlete...does more need to be said) and they don't have the best track record.
Her age isn't the problem at all. People are different and everybody doesn't age/mature at the same rate. I am in my early 20s and I am more mature than most 40 yr old I know. I am considered an 'old soul' to most of my friends. Some of us are wild and want to have fun before settling down and some of us aren't. There are people who get married at 25, 30, 40 and still get divorced. If you aren't ready for married, doesn't know what it takes to make a marriage work and aren't willing to stick it out when times get rough, you will fail. You age won't matter.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
naughtychimp, my hubby and I were both married when we were only 21. We're both 40 now and still married!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yet another fairy tale union that will end in 10, 9, 8, 7 ......
That ball of hair sitting on top of her head is dreadful.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:21pm.
How come people outside of the United States refer to this country as "America" and we call it "United States"?
Actually it's the United States of America...the USA.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:21pm.
How come people outside of the United States refer to this country as "America" and we call it "United States"?
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Well, why do you gots two names?!
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In French we got three, so NYAH!
Aux Etats Unis!
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Um...Les.
No - I'm not calling you gay.
Les Etats Unis D'Amerique.
Four:)
OR THe great Satan in the middle east.
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I don't know many people who remain happily married if they tie the knot much before 30 years old. BUT, i'm sure it's possible.
For a pro athelete and a fading Hollywood starlet, I'd say the chance of staying happily married when she's 22 at the wedding is Pretty Dang Slim.
That being said/ written... they actually look happy together and I wish them well. He's Canadian and isn't just a pro athlete but also comes from a wealthy family, so lack of coin won't be a problem for them. I'd love to seem 'em make it.
"OK! Magazine reports that Hilary looked absolutely radiant in her Vera Wang gown as she rode up in a Haylie Duff-drawn carriage." MK
Ha ha ha the mental picture of that is fucking funny!!
*Inimitable V*
Really can't understand what she doing...
panic attacks treatment
panic disorder symptoms
She looks happy - that's more than I can say for most people, single or otherwise. A college education is not a requirement for a happy marriage. If she gets divorced I don't think she'll have a problem supporting herself or finding another dude.
Cracks me up that people think she should sow her wild oats - I'm sure you are all Paris Hilton fans. LOL.
"...as she rode up in a Haylie Duff-drawn carriage" - HAW! Hope you're having a great vaycay, MK!
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What the hell is on top of her head? Is she wearing a bun????
Geez, I wouldn't want all those photographers ruining my march down the aisle. I doubt they'll be together long. If she waited til she was 25, then maybe. Although she's not a famewhore, she's still really young.
shes only 22. I give it 5 years max
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Hilary at 22 marrieds a rich canadian and miss lindsay is on her 4th rehab stint u guys remember when they were fighting over aaron carter... seems like 50 years ago how different there lives turned out..my 2 cents on young brides is that usually they dont last ..my step sister at 22 in 2008(we're the same age) got knocked up decided to through a big wedding, that shit didnt last 2 minutes at the end of last year she had the hubby in court askin a judge to end that shit now she is running wild and partying all over the place... now thinks she is 18 gettin piercings and all types of shit ...with a young child to depend on her ... wait people wait........
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:48pm.
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Doggy, what is that supposed to mean? Donkey punch? Double penetration?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:48pm.
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Doggy, what is that supposed to mean? Donkey punch? Double penetration?
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Double post, you pervy dirty birdy!
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OH! * blushes * You can tell I've been out of the loop for a while.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I'm happy for her...they look happy together,and she seems like she has a good head on her shoulders.
And also in her mouth, from the look of that picture. :)
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:21pm.
How come people outside of the United States refer to this country as "America" and we call it "United States"?
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Well, why do you gots two names?!
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In French we got three, so NYAH!
Aux Etats Unis!
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Um...Les.
No - I'm not calling you gay.
Les Etats Unis D'Amerique.
Four:)
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Congratulations to both. One can see that's not the kind of girl who needed to party on before marriage. I do not understand how Nicole Richie is admired now and this girl who never got into trouble isn't. Not all of us need to live la vida loca before that commitment
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Submitted by Piper on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 5:15pm.
Coming in late to this game (how it got started I don't even know, but foreskins are NOT scary looking.
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Blame Sandybeotch. She wanted to know how to wash her foreskin with American soap.
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Coming in late to this game (how it got started I don't even know), but foreskins are NOT scary looking. Routine infant circ is a disgusting & barbaric "custom" and my wish is that it would be banned. If your religion calls for it, be my guest. But that bullshit argument about "looking like Daddy" or "he'll get laughed at in the locker room" chaps my hide like no other. There is nothing wrong with uncirc'd penises, they are the way God Almighty made 'em!
And in fact, the US circ rate is currently at 33% as of 2009.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:28pm.
LMAO again!
Foreskins are scary-looking.The custom here is to remove them shortly after birth unless instructed otherwise. It's considered hygenic.
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You'd be flat out to find an aussie bloke without a turtle neck, just warning.
@Angel, yet another thing Australia and Canada has in common eh?
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Not in the market for an Aussie bloke,though I fantasize about being a groupie for Jet. Rip it up,boy. Australia gives great rockers to the world.
Sandbitch, bid on the antique toilet bowl for me.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:48pm.
American Antiques Roadshow is on the telly.
Laterz.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:06pm.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DP!
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Doggy, what is that supposed to mean? Donkey punch? Double penetration?
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Double post, you pervy dirty birdy!
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Her wedding ceremony looks like the set from the Cinderella Story movie she was in.
Veeeeeery interesting what y'all talk about at 6pm on a Sunday...LOLZ!
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:06pm.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DP!
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Doggy, what is that supposed to mean? Donkey punch? Double penetration?
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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
Cabana boy,what does donkey punch mean? Double penetration is also known as fingercuffs.
Your screen name makes me talk dirty.
Fuck this starter marriage skank!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:21pm.
How come people outside of the United States refer to this country as "America" and we call it "United States"?
---Because Dog, it's called the United States ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
*AMERICA*
Dumb Americans.
Excuse me, United State-uns.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 11:54am.
Excuse my beauty, but 22 is way too young to get married.
I'm already telling my daughters to wait until they've graduate college, traveled, gotten a good job, partied and sowed their wild oats.
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Co-sign, stamp that, and send it off to the Patent office. What the hell do you know at 22? Explore the world (With birth control, for the love of God!)
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Totally agree! If i get married, I won't untilat least 30.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:57pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:45pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:28pm.
LMAO again!
Foreskins are scary-looking.The custom here is to remove them shortly after birth unless instructed otherwise. It's considered hygenic.
**YOU WISH**
You'd be flat out to find an aussie bloke without a turtle neck, just warning.
@Angel, yet another thing Australia and Canada has in common eh?
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Not in the market for an Aussie bloke,though I fantasize about being a groupie for Jet. Rip it up,boy. Australia gives great rockers to the world.
Obviously she was trying to keep her virginity in tact.
And the dude looks like Perez Hilton.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 12:41pm.
Is she pregnant or something?
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 2:06pm.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DP!
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Doggy, what is that supposed to mean? Donkey punch? Double penetration?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 3:21pm.
How come people outside of the United States refer to this country as "America" and we call it "United States"?
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Wait... what??? People outside of the U.S? You guys took ownership of that name without asking anybody else... America is a freakin' continent. A CONTINENT! >P
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.