Doogie Howser Is Going To Be A Daddy!!!
E! News reports that Neil Patrick Harris and his partner of forever David Burtka (who is throwing us a "Yes, Doogie checks my no-nos' heartbeat with his peenoscope every night, thankyouverymuch" smirk in that picture above) rented themselves a prime womb and are now expecting TWIN BABIES!!!! in a few months.
A source says that NPH and David have already started making plans for a baby shower. The source also said that the "beautiful surrogate" (as opposed to a dog ass ugly surrogate) is going to give birth this October.
So far NPH hasn't confirmed or denied if he'll be wiping up newborn slobber (make that two servings) and drowning in a mountain of Baby Wipes (insert Terrence Howard jealous face) this fall.
If this is true, congrats to NPH and David. I'm sure their twin babies will be coo-ing and gurgling the melody to every popular show tune by the time they're 6-months-old. NPH's babies: Already more skilled than me and their asses aren't even born yet!
UPDATE: NPH Tweeted today that it's a fact that he's expecting twin chirruns with his partner. He Tweeted this: "So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We're super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy..." And here's hoping he names one Doogie and the other one Howser.
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It would be interesting if each was the father of one of the babies.
My guess is they are Neil's because he has the money in the relationship. A shame because David is much better looking than Neil. IMO
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JulesinSD, I couldn't agree more. Babies need a normal life and respectable parents. Like Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston. Okay, bad example... okay--- Madonna and Guy Ritchie. Well, wait a minute... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the John Travoltas! Now there's a normal, stable environment for child rearing!
The nerve of some deviants!
The Arrogance of the gays is just astounding and disgusting…these two sickos with small children?
No way will this shit EVER be normal by any stretch of the imagination.
POOR KIDS to be brought up by two sexual deviants who omitted their MOTHER.
Sick and WRONG on every level.
Submitted by moriah on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:55am.
That's too bad. I would think someone like NPH would understand the importance of adopting. Please stop having children and take care of the ones that need parents. What the fuck is so hard about that?
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Adopting isn't like going shoe shopping. There is a process and miles of red tape to get through. The fact that NPH is gay would not make it easier.
So, I assume by your completely self-righteous tone that you've adopted. If not, then you need to stop judging those that don't.
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Submitted by moriah on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 9:55am.
That's too bad. I would think someone like NPH would understand the importance of adopting. Please stop having children and take care of the ones that need parents. What the fuck is so hard about that? Selfish pieces of shit.
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Another poster kind of made this point, but do you feel the same about everyone who conceives? I mean many of them could have adopted as well, but got pregnant instead.
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salacious:
I believe so.
And I cannot believe people actually read that Tainted Turd's site.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 08/15/2010 - 4:16pm.
Congrats! He is and has always been, a class act.
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Congrats to NPH. He seems cool.
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His boyfriend looks like a mix of middle-aged
Val Kilmer/Jeff & Beau bridges. he's cute, hope they're happy.
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That's too bad. I would think someone like NPH would understand the importance of adopting. Please stop having children and take care of the ones that need parents. What the fuck is so hard about that? Selfish pieces of shit.
Not that its any of my business but I wonder if they both donated sperm or just one?
Congratulations to them! It's nice to hear good news every once in a while, in between all the Mel Gibsons and Celebrity Rehab wannabes.
Congrats!
He is and has always been, a class act.
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MK is spoiling us with all these yummie postings. Isn't he supposed to be living it up in Jersey?
Congratulations to NPH and partner for becoming daddies soon.
Why do I keep thinking that Paris Hilton is the surrogate?
Submitted by KidL on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 6:57pm.
Adoption is difficult period but even more so if you are gay.
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I know next to nothing about the issue and realise things are different everywhere, but I once heard that gay adoption candidates have to be twice as good as straight adoption candidates to have the same shots. No wonder people elect surrogacy if they can afford it.
I know of a gay couple (2 guys) who also used a surrogate to have twin boys. I don't know the science of it exactly, but they arranged it so each father is the biological dad of one of the twins. The kids may run into trouble later not b/c their parents are gay but b/c they're neurotic, overprotective, materialistic social climbers. Good luck, Doogie!
Sucks to be them....the babies I mean.
The gays are having more babies than the Catholics, according to John Waters.
When reproduction crises arise, I always recall that FANTASTIC quote from Katherine Helmond's character in "Overboard."
Darling, if you HAVE a baby, you won't BE the baby anymore........
congratulations...i think? i mean one baby is hard enough. but twins? kids can definitely cool down a a couples sex life. if that is true about his partner already having twins then this really disturbs me. where are they? anyhow, to each his own and hopefully they will be good parents. i have a pair of gay men friends who have been together 15 years. they love children but their dogs are their babies. as a rule, they say most gay couples have more expendable income and are thus more apt to go out to dinner, travel, have nice furnishings, unlike some of their straight counterparts. now that gay couples are becoming more like us straights with the drudgery of marriage and kids it will be interesting to see how it goes... just my opinion! congrats neil and david.
Submitted by kacky on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 2:55pm.
There is no such thing as twin Frankenbabies. There were probably 6 or 8 and then reduced down to two. I'm pro-choice but that is just ridiculous. Inseminate, don't implant!
From what I understand from a coworker who went through IVF, the edge of the egg will be "nicked" (a microscopic splice is cut into the side) to help the sperm inseminate, so this also increases the chances of twins as alot of times the egg will then divide and produce two embryos. My coworker had three "nicked" inseminated eggs implanted, which could have resulted in six babies (although the chances were very slight). She ended up with one very healthy, beautiful baby boy, as the other two eggs didn't attach. Her doctor said implanting more then three fertilized eggs is not only dangerous, but unethical.
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I hope those are twin girls...Can you imagine how FIERCE bitches will look with two gay dads????
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Congrats to them. I have no probs with surrogates. As others pointed out, it is probably a lot less stressful and easier than adoption. Adoption is difficult period but even more so if you are gay. In some states like FL gays cannot adopt. Also, depending on the state, the birth mother can have almost a year to change her mind. I cannot imagine how hard it would be to bond with a child then be told weeks or months later that the child was going back to the birth mother.
As far as what will they tell the kids when they get older, if it were me I would think I must have been really wanted for my parents to go through all that. It's far less embarassing then, say, what the mother of Jude Law's youngest kid, Sophia, will have to explain to her when she asks how she came into being. 'Well, honey, you were the result of a one-night stand and your daddy was so upset he didn't even bother to see you when you were born!'
Submitted by bourgie on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:08pm.
Where's Bill O'Reilly on this?
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I don't think it's so weird that he confirmed it on Twitter if they're already speculating about it on E! Obviously someone caught wind of it somewhere. Prior to the media attention for the Barney role he pretty much did theater and minded his business, right? Dunno, I don't smell famewhore on this one.
That said, all my impressions are coming from 10 minutes of his interview on the Howard Stern show in like '05, so...
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I don't know if I like this whole surrogate mother thing. The way MK calls it a rented womb just doesn't sound right...It's not like someone just jizzed in a cup, the woman carried that baby under her heart for 9 months and she didn't just give it away for some relevant reason like women do when they give their babies free for adoption.
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Yes. It's a brave new world. But take heart, in a decade or two, we will have artificial laboratory wombs, and gay men will be able to
avoid the distasteful commercialism inherent in propositioning a hard luck baby-oven.
Of cousre, in a decade or two, we will also have the genetic knowledge of the roots of homosexuality and will be able to offer gene therapy, abortion or drug cocktails to eliminate the homosexual in the first place.
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Of course, I'm speaking about men - lesbians seem to stay together longer. Gay weddings, contrary to expectations, seem to be even tackier - guess it's the trailer trash gays running to the alter.
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Statistically, 2 of 3 gay marriages are lesbo.
Personally, I never wanted a gay-by. I can't stand children. And all these folks screaming for gay marriage - won't common law rules come into effect for us, as well?? Lawyers are gonna love that....the gay guys can't keep their peens at home, and I don't know a single gay couple that has lasted. I heard John Waters give an hilarious speech about not understanding gay marriage, and gay-bies. Of course, I'm speaking about men - lesbians seem to stay together longer. Gay weddings, contrary to expectations, seem to be even tackier - guess it's the trailer trash gays running to the alter.
Hmmm...inneresting..I wonder which one of them did the deed into a dixie cup at the clinic?
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"So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We're super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy..."
-yeah. good luck with that. esp when you post it on twitter. HA!
Annnnnyway, good for them.
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 4:15pm.
It's great that they want to start a family but why couldn't they adopt? What is this need for people to pass on their genetic information? Family is much more than that; there's plenty of orphan children looking for someone to call dad or mom.
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I'm sure that if you have the cash, surrogacy is far less stressful than going through all the hoops required to adopt. Also, people have the right to form a family any way that is legal and that they feel is best... or else we'd be chiding all pregnant women for not adopting when they had a chance.
It's great that they want to start a family but why couldn't they adopt? What is this need for people to pass on their genetic information? Family is much more than that; there's plenty of orphan children looking for someone to call dad or mom.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Congrats, the respect my privacy sounds stupid, they could have announce it when it was over and their privacy would be respected.
David is a hot piece! Kids? YAWN.
I don't know if I like this whole surrogate mother thing. The way MK calls it a rented womb just doesn't sound right. It would be something different if the woman would be a good friend that would still be involved in the kids upbringing and have that kind of patchwork family thing going and not someone you just pay off after she gave birth and never see her again. I'm wondering what people like Ricky Martin tell those kids when they're old enough to ask questions about their biological mother? It's not like someone just jizzed in a cup, the woman carried that baby under her heart for 9 months and she didn't just give it away for some relevant reason like women do when they give their babies free for adoption. Those women only do this to earn money.
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Does anyone else David Burtka looks like David Boreanz? (Except David Boreanz has a CONTAMINATED DICK because he slept with Rachel Uchitel)
"And here's hoping he names one Doogie and the other one Howser."
Just as long as they don't name em after cartoon characters like JeLlo.
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i guess the kids better off with two men shagging in the house than a crack house with pedios... the world is just the place to be! team worrld! yaay!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 2:38pm.
and the update confirms... why do all these "celebrites" need to give ALL the details of their lives?
narcissism
Yes and I'm sure they're narcis-scissoring right now...or whatever they do.
Awww! I can just see the all white cover of people mag with them snuggling their twins on white pillows w/white sheets and stubble! And it'll be LOVELY!
That'll piss off the christains!
(yesterday was my Dlisted 1 year birthday, like you sluts care! haha)
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This was confirmed. Yay!!
Where's Bill O'Reilly on this?
There is no such thing as twin Frankenbabies. There were probably 6 or 8 and then reduced down to two. I'm pro-choice but that is just ridiculous. Inseminate, don't implant!
And if you wanted the press to respect your privacy, you'd respect it first, Famewhore. You could start by understanding that other people don't care about your progeny. (Do YOU care about mine?)
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Good for them!!
Hoping the same news one day for Michael K and his beloved Boo Cooper Anderson.
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and the update confirms... why do all these "celebrites" need to give ALL the details of their lives?
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