Friday, August 13th 2010
Programming Note
As the Vampire King of Germany, Kunty Karl, and his sessy human Baptiste Giabiconi strut their asses through St. Tropez, I'll be trying to emulate their strut on a beach in Jersey (not Snooki's neck of the stroll). Although, I won't be doing it in shorty shorts like Baptiste's since that could be considered disturbing the peace.
So anymycrabswillgetnewfriends, posting will be much slower than usual since my ass will be taking a long weekend. Things will be back to normal on Tuesday!
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for a split second i thought Zac Efron was strutting his pretty ass there. although i still suspect that Baptiste is the amalgamation of Efon and Christian Ronaldo.
That shirt is untucked "just so."
Uncle, promise me when we get back to Milan you are going to make me strut that thing!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/08/is-that-a-boy-toy-strolling-next...
said it once, will say it again...met KL in person..he IS sex. you'd know what i mean if you are ever in His presence. and i'm a girl, happily married, to a man - just for reference. after being in His presence last year, He became my 'celebrity crush'. Karl Lagerfeld is HOT. if he pays for sex it is most definitely by choice. and from who i saw with him last year, i doubt he is paying this fatty for anything. hell, i'd pay to blow Him just for the honor of sucking off someone as hot as Daddy Karl - and thanks to some of my coked up hot gay boy friends who subscribe to the "a mouth is a mouth" i'd probably be the hottest oral He ever got. thanks hector and bruce!!! :) you served me well. ;)
Kunty Karl -- the Vampire King of Germany, lmao! Yaaaaas!
I love you MK!
looks like a cute boy and his grandfather. ICK.
He is a model. He is well paid to wear what Kunty Karl wants.
I don't care how much she gets paid, if that were my daughter hanging out with Vampirella I would slap the chicken nuggets off her.
"Hail NO!" MK as god
That dude is pretty in the face but his legs are kind of gross. I'm weird about men's legs, though.
I'm not convinced these guys actually do sexy times. I mean, I figure Karl is more likely the type who's semi-asexual and just likes looking at whatever boytoy he has around. He probably makes the dude feed him grapes and watches him undress or something, but I doubt Karl is ever anything but fully dressed around him (even if it's a nightgown).
Lagertoe and a manbitch in Daisy Dukes?
The end of the world is near!
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No, lady, we were NOT referring to a fish. We were referring to the nelly queen(aka a "woman") pictured with Miss Karl. Thus, for those who are slow, there are two women together = Lesbianism!
Submitted by bigorexia on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 7:26am.
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You nailed it. I always got the feeling that he's a self-loathing, misogynistic prick who had issues with his mother.
Oh, Karl, please. Gloves and a full suit in Saint Tropez in the summertime? Even given your vampire circulatory system, that's overkill. Your boytoy is more appropriately dressed, odd as that sounds.
And last time MK went on vacay, it was family. If his family is anything like mine, it's no wonder he posted a lot. This time I assume it's pleasure, even if it's the Shore.
You go, MK. We'll be waiting eagerly for your bad self on Tuesday. Please tell us about your adventures in an uncensored fashion. ;)
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A true friend always stabs you in the front.
-Oscar Wilde
PLEASE tell me they're not rubbing their parts against each other...
And I always feel sad for Karl whenever I see pictures of him. He always wears the same outfit. Not because he thinks it's high fashion, but because he HATES the way he looks. He desperately misses his youth, so he has to cover up his wrinkly hands and neck. He also has an issue about his height, which is why he wears high heels. It's sad that a 90-year-old can't just enjoy the last years of their life.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 5:09am.
Karl must be a Lesbian because Karl obviously prefers women!
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alert the media!!!... Mrs Pat called fish "women"!!
it's a banner fuckin' day!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Karl must be a Lesbian because Karl obviously prefers women!
@ESE
Thought as much. But(t) between lovers? There have to be some nerve endings or/and shit.
Like I've always said. Dlisted is very Edumacational!
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Bitch please!
Submitted by vidz on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 4:10am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:57am.
well, i figure it's mostly the whole lick my ass stuff... i guess it could be more harsh if it's prison stuff
Same as a rim job then. But I wonder if people do actually receive any pleasure from that. Are there any nerves or sth.
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think it's a more "power" thing
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:57am.
well, i figure it's mostly the whole lick my ass stuff... i guess it could be more harsh if it's prison stuff
Same as a rim job then. But I wonder if people do actually receive any pleasure from that. Are there any nerves or sth.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by vidz on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:48am.
@ESE
EWW... You mean they actually eat their shit?
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well, i figure it's mostly the whole lick my ass stuff... i guess it could be more harsh if it's prison stuff
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@ESE
EWW... You mean they actually eat their shit?
http://thefashionisto.com/purple-magazine-baptiste-giabiconi-by-karl-lag...
For those of you who were wondering (read:all) it IS big. And he's totally got his single lady on in pic 7.
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Bitch please!
Submitted by vidz on Sat, 08/14/2010 - 3:25am.
question: What does tossing his salad mean? And how did that term come about.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tossing+the+salad
so... yeah.. that's as far as i'm gonna go to explain it
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
question: What does tossing his salad mean? And how did that term come about.
ETA: Look at him strutting that ass. Every shot looks like an ad.
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Bitch please!
his bulge is huge... must have big balls or schlong.
well dig that gold bitch!! gid it.. lol
seriously, if karl was just an ordinary person and tried to get this baptist boy over there, he would have been like "back off bitch, hell to the NO"
but since karl is phaasshion, he will watch karl get nakid, rub his naked body on karl's loose layers of skin, suck tongues with karl in a scene similar to Not Another Teen Movie with the grandma who has never been kissed.
then let karl's wrinkly dried mouth lick his peen, then he goes down on karls weak limp wrinkle thing and then spread karl's cheeks and toss his salad and use his fingers to hold back karl's excess skin so he can tongue that bony hole, and all the while trying to stay hard and sticking it into karl and hear karl cum which probably sounds like a banshee starved of oxygen.
but we all shouldnt be surprised, its widely known in the industry that the d&g guys frequently fuck the models, str8 or gay.. if you want a job, get down on your knees and suck it.
they are basically the hugh hefners of the gay world lol.
Have a lovely time struttin' that ass during your vacay, MK. You deserve the time off.
@Sal
I agree. Totally gay for pay.
Tell me the good news, how did he get his hair like that?
Delicious bulge. Yumm..
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Bitch please!
What in Daisy Duke hipster hell is this??
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
why heelllooo
MK last time you went on vacay you posted way to much which is to say that everytime I read your posts I felt so guilty for enjoying them because everybody needs a vacation, even hot sluts such as yourself!! So this time keep one posting hand on the beverage of your choice and the other posting hand WHEREVER YOU WANT! We'll just have to suffer one weekend without you. Everybody be strong!!!!( I'm already jonesing fuck! )
Why do these fashion designers (Karl, Marc, etc.) who supposedly can make other people look great always look like complete A*s themselves?
Kunty Karl (So funny I can't stop laughing)
Kunty Karl get off on seeing this young man humiliate himself. SICK.
Enjoy your long weekend. You deserve it!
I seriously thought that was Zac Efron
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Have a good vacay in Dirty Jersey, MK! Don't you come back looking like an Oompah Loompah, now, you hear?
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I'll pass
Baptiste is HOT...and he must be, for me to say that after seeing him in coochie cutters.
I thought I was heterosexual for an instant...then I realized...No, I just want my boyfriends to dress like LiLo after having a train run on her...Doesn't make me straight....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WTF, it's 80s and 60s in St. Tropez now. Karl's got more shit on than a Palace guard.
Did brutha skank work on the set of "Dukes of Hazard"...because boyfriend done stole Jessica Simpson's wardrobe...He look like he about to wash the General Lee with lots of ass shots fo da camera! WAXON WAXOFF...Oh, yeah...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Kunty bitch has it going on with the boy at least. Just take a lookie loo at the bulge on his ho boy!
Uhhhh, who signed off on MK having time off? Cause I did not.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 3:03pm.
Fuck you Fucky! Don't pretend like you're not meeting MK somewhere. Who's going to wear those Daisy Duke shorts?
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We take turns. The slap fights over them are tremendous.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Look at that hot bitch in them dukes. They both are struttin' that tazz down the road!
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Is this post code for Fire Island? Michael K, you deserve it and without all the fun I may get some work done this weekend.
for real is that dude getting it on with cunty Karl? I can't believe it.
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Lagerfeld camel toe...quite a terrifying sight...now I have seen it all. If this were a caption this photo, it could be aptly titled "Beauty & the Beast"
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ubmitted by scisan60 on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 5:39pm.
When Lagerfelch is the more macho of the two you know you are in trouble.
Heh - for real!
I actually thought of Samantha Ronsen when I first saw him. I think maybe it was the shoes.