White Oprah Brings The Delusion In Heavy Doses To Today
A stumbling tornado of delusion, denial, back alley Botox and fried split ends crashed onto Today this morning when White Oprah sat down for an interview with Matt Lauer. It's pretty fitting that this bumbling mess of an interview aired on Friday the 13th, because this was a horrific disaster. If Freddy Krueger is ever trying to adopt a child, he can just show the agency this interview and say, "Well, I'll probably do better than this." SOLD! Give him any kid he wants!
White Oprah once again confirmed that Lindsay, Ali and the other ones never stood a chance. I bet that when the baby doctor smacked them in the ass right after they were born, every one of them screamed out the same thing: "I'M FUCKED!" The plastic trash can I watched get run over by a van last night would have done a better job in raising those kids.
The interview was just painful. Matt could have gotten a straighter answer out of the orchid sitting on the table next to Enabler the Awful. Matt ain't shit either, because I kept waiting for him to shake the coke out of White Oprah's ears so she could clearly hear all his questions. White Oprah just kept rattling on about how the judge in her daughter's case was fired for being unfair and how everything the media puts out is just propaganda. PROPAGANDA! Bitch is full of poopaganda (GONG me if you must).
Matt needed to bring out a plastic bag full of delicious pills and tell White Oprah that for every coherent and straight answer she spits out, he'll give her a treat. That would've made her tonsils wag. That's a good White Oprah!
Here's a few of the highlights (emphasis on HIGH) if it's too early for you to deal with this mess in video form:
WO on how LiLo is doing: "She's been through a lot. The judge played hardball. Lindsay was in with alleged murderers and she's become friends with a lot of them. Lindsay rolled with the punches and she's doing wonderfully."WO on people saying her daughter is a wreck who deserves to be in jail: "I think that's all propaganda and what people are reading. As you know, you're in the business of entertainment, so I think a lot of it is pre-orchestrated and you're reading things that are not based on fact."
WO on how she's an idiot mom: "As a parent, you have to let her go a little bit. When she went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her go and let her live and fall and fail and survive. Without failure, there's no success. I was there in close proximity, but you can't make your child not go out and go to a club and not get behind the wheel of a car. I certainly don't condone any of that behavior."
White Oprah also said that LiLo will be released from rehab early and is planning to move to NYC afterwards. One of the most hilarious parts of this tragic display of denial is when White Oprah said she was in show business long before her kids were, and they keep telling her to get back into it. I agree! As much as White Oprah makes me want to punch a naranja, she really knows how to bring the crack-infused mess.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:40am.
PSL !! Sorry to hear that...all the more reason to hate Dinawhoreus.
Dina says:"As a parent, you have to let her go a little bit. When she went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her go and let her live and fall and fail and survive."
Lindsays lucky to be alive...I hate Dina.
LiLo was 21 in 2007 not 19...Dina can't even do basic math.
She's so full of shit. Lindsay was in rehab at least twice before this. '07 and '08. This is at least the third time.
I keep tabs on this bitch because I grew up with her, as in we are the same age and I was a fan of hers for a long time. So yeah I will admit, I'm a bit "obsessed" with her case, but only because a few bad choices and who knows, I could have been in as much trouble as her. But I'm not. Most 24 year olds are NOT facing DUI and possession charges and violations of rehab and have court dates every other month. This is NOT normal and although it may have a LITTLE bit to do with her celebrity (as in she may have been exposed to drugs and alcohol younger than most teens), it clearly has to do with a rocky childhood, bad parenting and delusional acceptance by a money hungry mother who blames everyone else for her family's problems. Oh it's Michael's fault, oh it's the judges fault, oh it's the paparazzi's fault. If you don't like the spotlight, move and choose another profession. There are plenty of other child stars who have gone on to live normal lives doing things completely absent of the industry.
White Oprah looks like she's pissed that Matt is asking her some real questions instead of letting her turn this into the whine fest that she thought it would be.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:38am.
This orange, hot ass mess needs to just die already!
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right? MY Dad, a wonderful man, dies suddenly at age 68 almost 3 weeks ago, but this piece of SHIT still walks the earth?
Life is SO UNFAIR.
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This orange, hot ass mess needs to just die already!
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As someone who has been very gratefully sober for quite a while now-if Lindsey is lucky enough to get straightened out (despite the best efforts of both her shitbox parents) she will NOT appreciate all this enabling crap Dina has been doing for years. Over & over in AA meetings you hear people say how grateful they are for the cop, or judge, or parent who got tough, though they may have been furious at the time. People who get away with drunk driving, etc., are not lucky at all.
My mother is the same as this piece they both live in their imaginary play world where nothing is their fault and everyone is trying to get them. Only diffrence is Im not as stoopid as Lindsay and dotn put my shitbag mother on a pedestal. I havent talked to mine is years, shes a toxic waste of oxygen.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Fucking_Classy -- I agree! I think we all need to call our Moms and say "thank you for NOT being White Oprah".
Someone please pay attention to WO, she's the martyr here, she's had to endure living in BloHan's shadow. Why can't they see how talented, beautiful, and willing to sell her own kids out for the fame? The injustice!
Someone needs to sit her in a padded cell and let people watch her through glass so she can finally get all the attention she desires.
Stick Lindsey next door, too. Rehab is not jail, how do you get out early? Damn these bitches.
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Delusion at its best.
The End.
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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 08/13/2010 - 10:05am.
I was in LA county for 60 days and NOT ONCE...EVER MET A MURDERER. They keep high risk people completely separate from everyone INCLUDING CELEBITCHIES.
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Exactly. No way in hell bitch stayed with murderers. She's not only delusional, she's a straight up fucking LIAR.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
M.E., Judge removed herself from the case. I guess now it's a free for all?
they are all just contributing to Lindsay dying earlier.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
I can't watch that cunt talk, it usually translates into, "I will always sabotage my daughter's life in order to have access to any money and celebrity she may earn."
I may have a dysfuckedtional family, but my mother looks like fucking Saint Teresa compared to this delusional cunt.
Getting out of rehab early? Um.....Judge ordered 90 days. No less.
This stupid cunt makes me reeeeally thankful for having a good mom.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
@PSL HAHA dually noted
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Oh White Oprah *shakin' my head*....tsk...tsk..tsk...the delusions and disfunction continues....no doubt, W.O. is the topic in one Blohan's rehab steps...Step 4 - My dark secret "My Mother wants to be me" ....
STOP TRYING TO LIVE YOUR NON-LIFE THROUGH YOUR MENTALLY IMPAIRED DAUGHTER SLUT...She needs her mother not an accomplice!!! CUNT!!!
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Pamela, because "NOONE" does not exist.
No one is two words...... :)
sorry, but that drives me batshit crazy. :)
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
I wonder which parent ignored White Oprah as she was growing up? Mom or Dad? I wonder which uncle or which mother's boyfriend had their sexual way with her when she was a child? This is the only way someone could have this intense of an Axis II personality disorder...
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preach it Chola Mom. You hit the nail on the head.
If 90 days of rehab is court ordered how the fuck is she getting out early? Thats just.....no words
How do you violate probation but dont? This asshole right here, she seriously gives me diaherria! If she is in isolation then how does she make friends with murderers? LIAR keep your lies straight!
She keeps saying hardball but she keeps thinking 8 ball. This bitch has no idea what propaganda means, dumbass trying to use big words to make herself look smart!
HAHA dosent know how many times her kids been in dry out. She dosent even remeber that her kid was running around clubs at 16 NOT 19! She must forget that this asshole has been living a VERY public life forever and we all know whats shes been up to.
I want to punch those teeth out of her mouth everytime she gives that laugh/smurk!
Her oldest did so well because she wasnt around to fuck him up! She better not take any credit for him at all!
HAHA she dosent want to talk about the judge getting fired even though half the interview was about that. This fucking broad! I WISH she would have said she was a rockette again! She HAS to throw digs at her ex again to make herself look better.
This just leaves me with one huge question.
WHY HAS NOONE KILLED THIS WOMAN YET?
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
"As a parent, you have to let her go a little bit. When she went out to Los Angeles when she was 19, I had to let her go and let her live and fall and fail and survive. "
Hah. HAH. Ok... sure. Yeah, it's totally not in a mom's authority to try to step in when her "child" is fucking up her life. She's so laissez faire! And she has four kids? Who's the fourth one? The only other ones I know about are Ali and the boy.
I can't afford to take a vacation so thanks, I'll just continue to hate on the Lohan's and their underlying health problems as they jet set around the delusional world.
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cici, White Oprah is not codependent... she's a pathological narcissist. And there is NO fixing that because narcissists can't admit anything is ever wrong with THEM. The only sympathy I feel here -- and it's very slight -- is for Lindsay. With parents like hers, she and her siblings never had a chance.
she reminds me of a politician.
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Why do they give these morons air time? This skank took her daughter drinking to Butter when she was barely legal just to be seen in the "celeb" world. Her daughter should wise up and get away from her too.
hohan is doing better than most of us would be doing if we had parents like hers.
I see her meds and drugs must be working good today cause the delusional train sure is rolling...listen Dina you STUPID USELESS MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE OF A MOTHER, I was in LA county for 60 days and NOT ONCE...EVER MET A MURDERER. They keep high risk people completely separate from everyone INCLUDING CELEBITCHIES. I was in gen pop. and it really was just drugs, robberies, car jackings, you know run of the mill felonies...she would have NEVER EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH A MURDERER....she only had contact with sherrif deputies....god, I TRULY DESPISE THIS BITCH TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH....bitch, as a mother you are a MASSIVE FAILURE...GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHUT THE DOOR AND KEEP YOUR STUPID DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF...FUCKING WHORE!!
Wow, this family inspires so much hatred??! Walk a mile in their shoes. Dina needs to get into a really good codependency support group with a sponsor. Lindsay and her dad need to get their underlying health issues treated...maybe Joan Larson's clinic in Minn can help - she focuses on these rather than just trying to talk the addict well. Jeez people, take a vacation or something.
She has got to be one of the most vile human beings to ever exist.
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I thank you for the freedom, when it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness, and the times when you got tough
And Papa, I don't think I said 'I love you' near enough
- Dan Fogelberg
I saw at the beginning of the show when they're introducing what's coming up ..they introduce the story as the troubled life of Lindsay Lohan then cut to WO giving the wtf? you talkin' about look. Lindsay's troubled??? whaaaa ...?? Luckily I had to leave for work 'cause as per usual, this twat STILL does not get. it. There's no hope. Better start tombstone shoppin' there zippy.
edited to mention the incessant winking she kept doing. Must be a tick.. but oh my fuckity fuckness it was so annoying.
OH and another thing!! I LOVED the part where Matt asked her if Michael had been "a parent". WO asks him if he meant 'apparent'.
HA! Fun with semantics!
Interrupters are so annoying. And, she had NO idea what he was asking her. DEEEEEELUSIONAL!!
Now MK, you forgot to transcribe the 10,000 "Ya knows" that she peppered in between every other word! If the interview isn't bad enough, the "ya knows" will drive you to distraction.
Wow... mother of the fucking year. This woman is PATHETIC.
Now I can tell you from my own experience that many times the media twists facts, misquotes, and tells an incomplete story, so White Oprah does have a point about that, but COME ON. Who is White Oprah kidding? Matt was talking FACTS not OPINIONS. Lindsay was in rehab FOUR times. He had the years and the locations. And STILL delusional White Oprah sits there and says, "No, that's not right" -- or she just sidesteps the whole question and reminds Matt that, "The judge recused herself" or "I have three other children" or "I was in the entertainment business myself and my kids keep telling me to get back in it" or "the judge was playing hardball" or "I put her in rehab myself one time".
And how sad was it that WO couldn't even say, "I feel so bad for my kid" or "I really hope Lindsay gets it together this time" or "I'll do everything I have to do to make sure my kid is healthy." No... she's too busy making everything about herself.
It's all about MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Frankly, it's amazing that Lindsay grew up as well-adjusted as she is (which, given how fucked up she is, is really saying something). Then again, I guess she could have become a serial killer.
I would love to see Lindsay get out of rehab this time and cut her Mom and Dad (and that whole crazy family) entirely out of her life. Seems to me that's the only way she's really going to get better.
Delusional + Narcissistic = White Oprah.
Wow. She has constructed a perfect world of denial without any cracks to let reality in.
"Enabler the Awful"
baaaahahahaha
Seriously though, I'm not going to watch this. I can't.
Time to go thank the parenting gods for giving me a good-hearted, stable mother.
UGH! I saw this bitch's interview at 730 this morning. It started my morning off with the giggles. Did she just learn the word Hard Ball in her entertainment industry meeting.
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Oh and she kept talking about having "four kids" - like she was trying to distance herself from Lindsey. .. guess she is hoping one of the other ones will supply her now that Lilo might be getting sober.
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Maybe WO can adopt Chippy D. That way, Lawrence Fishborne doesn't have to be embarrassed by her skanky @$$ anymore, and WO will have another ho to pimp out without having to go through all the work of birthing her and grooming her into a slut.
Win - win :)
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You could tell that Matt Lauer wanted to throat punch her. No love lost there and she actually did more to hurt than to help.
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I am in such a fucked up mood after watching this delusional old hag spew her lies and propaganda. I watched her live and I just wanted to jump into the tv and gouge out her eyes. What a low life piece of shit! Linds didn't have a chance with these two cretins as parents. I have a whole lot of respect for Linds now. And she will spend three months in rehab regardless of who the judge is. Dina, you are a fucking cunt whore!
HARDBALL!!!!!!!
fuckin hardball - gets ya every time
Hardball?
Hardball.
HARDBALL!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I refuse to watch this interview and ruin my Friday by going into a violent apoplectic rage.
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i wanna meet her on a rooftop
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